The 101: Everything we think you should know

We stay completely calm while discussing the things that set a fire of rage so deeply into our bellies that we implode.

Becky decides to rant, ramble, and complain about Daemon for half an hour

We discuss what it looks like to be too loyal, brand loyalty, flip flopper friends, people who take sides, and the strange things that make us loyal.

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Daemon brings a list of internet trends and definitely does not rant like an old man about them. Becky defends a horrible trend. 

Becky steers this week as we talk about her completely unknown issues with authority. Yeah, Daemon laughed too when she said it.

We recap 2021, the year of exclusively growth and great things. Pop culture, politics, and your much-needed Britney breakdown. Becky gets banned on Facebook... again. And Daemon tells a joke that stops Becky in her tracks. 

"Didn't they already do a Thanksgiving episode?" Yeah we thought so too, but it turns out we just talk about food a lot. We discuss our top ten list about why Thanksgiving is *THE* holiday to be at, our Thanksgivings growing up, the abominations for meals that have taken place... And some surprises. 

In this episode we talk about the things we have done to completely destroy our relationships.  We are moved to tears at our own catastrophic failures as human beings.

The morons discuss the things they've resorted to as a result of boredom, including firearms, feces, and burnout. Thank goodness our spouses don't listen anymore.

Bec and Daem talk about all the sources of stress, how people react in emergencies, how work stress is different than real life stress, and how stress becomes real as you age. They go through the top 10 things that stress people out enough to change their health, and then they do a dramatic reading of a play Becky was in in high school. 

Daemon tells us about his male capsule wardrobe, and Becky talks about her fat friends' castoffs. They talk about what they get sentimental for, and how the grunge movement ruined Daemon's college hookup years irreparably. 

These two idiots talk about idiots: from science deniers to pop culture princesses, grammar fouls to terrible coworkers, everybody gets roasted. Except these two idiots of course. 

Daemon makes a poignant point about how mothers see their daughters as a reflection of themselves immediately after comparing his father to the top 3 dictators of all time. Daemon and Becky discuss what the limit would be before Menendezing parents. They talk about how they steered their own parenting goals based on what they saw as children. They talk about where to extend grace to an imperfect parent. And nobody cries! #tw

We talk about things lost such as friendship, virginity, faith, and objects. Daemon claims Kurt Cobain's death was needed for Nirvana's fame. Then we delve into the things we've found including money, weapons, pornography, and dumpster treasures.

We strategize on what the ideal school layout would be including the class we'd each create for high school students. Then we lean on our expertise as two people who failed out of school for education... to talk about the flaws of the current school system in the US, including common core curriculum and opting out of standardized testing, curriculum models, and the homework gap. We bash vo-tech students as we admit to our jealousy over the incomes of the vo-tech graduates. 

In this episode we talk about the absurdity of the teenage years.  Daemon tells stories about illegal car activities, and Becky discusses showing her nipples to catfishing old men on the internet.  We try explain why our kids should learn from our mistakes, but...we know they won't.

We talk about the law of attraction, what draws us physically to people, and argue about vocal dealbreakers. Becky tries to compliment a coworker while sexually harassing her, and Daemon fills us in on why we have to bomb Japan again. We list our top 5 hottest celebrities and we each have a very obvious type - Becky's is Osama Bin Laden and Daemon's is Cosby Show MILFs. 

We talk about healthcare as a fat person, share our gallbladder and hot nurse stories, and Becky dishes on how to avoid your medical debt. 

We chat about all the types of sex workers that exist, whether it's appropriate to legalize sex work, and Daemon regales us with stripper stories as Becky alienates an entire fetish community. Turns out pimps are real. Daemon's wife comes up with the absolute best porn name of all time for herself. Oh, and Daemon makes us do an extremely uncomfortable ranking.