Cerise And Vicky Rank The Movies

New Patreon ep! Listen as C&V scrounge up two secret Christmas movies from the dumpster - 1984's Sole Survivor and 1996's Riot! Is Thom Eberhardt's updating of Carnival of Souls too good for a Dumpster Diving ep? How did a movie about LA (or maybe New York) race riots wind up hating the IRA so much? Subscribe and find out! https://www.patreon.com/posts/71371303?pr=true

Couch Gag! C&V press on into the swamps of August, adding two new Simpsons episodes to their list! Is The Telltale Head's solid construction enough to balance out its 1990-era patriotism? Does This Little Wiggy go a little too far in making fun of Ralph Wiggum? How morally correct is it to steal a movie? Subscribe and find out! https://www.patreon.com/posts/70697076

Cerise and Vicky try to survive the hottest summer in years by loading their miniguns, showing off their biceps and wondering where all these red laser dots are coming from as they tackle every standalone Predator movie! How is 1987's Predator more than just a cheesy 80s action movie? How badly did Disney screw over the people behind 2022's Prey? And how confusing is it to keep the names of all the movies between straight? Tune in and find out! 8:07 - Predator (1987, John McTiernan) 28:59 - Predator 2 (1990, Stephen Hopkins) 45:55 - Predators (2010, Nimrod Antal) 1:00:42 - The Predator (2018, Shane Black) 1:17:05 - Prey (2022, Dan Trachtenberg)

NEW PATREON EP! Cerise and Vicky explore the UFOria of the 70s, coming up with two prime cuts of ET trash. Does Chariots of the Gods prove that people were even easier to grift in the 70s than they are today? Is Prey an exception to or an example of the rot of the late 70's British film industry? Subscribe to the Patreon and find out! https://www.patreon.com/posts/69953934?pr=true

Cerise and Vicky pump the volume on their theremins, polish their death rays and cross the cosmos, adding five movies about alien invasions to the list, starting with 2022's Nope! If Jordan Peele keeps going at his current rate, how long will it be before the argument that he's the greatest horror director ever starts to make sense? Is 1978's Invasion of the Body Snatchers superior to the original? How badly did the failure of Mars Attacks! screw over blockbuster filmmakers in the years to come? Tune in and find out! 8:29 - Nope (2022, Jordan Peele) 28:55 - War of the Worlds (1953, Byron Haskins) 45:23 - Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978, Philip Kaufman) 1:07:11 - Mars Attacks! (1996, Tim Burton) 1:31:35 - Edge of Tomorrow (2014, Doug Liman)