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What’s your favorite scary movie? Are you a fanatic or a fraidy-cat? Either way, we’ve got you covered. Each week, horror fans Mikey and Paige will take Horror Virgin Todd through the encyclopedia of horror one movie at a time. We’ll discuss classics as well as fan favorites, with the occasional new release thrown in for good measure. Mikey will make inappropriate jokes and Todd will scream like a little girl at every jump scare. It’s hilarious. Prepare yourself for spoilers, tangents, and lots of irreverent fun.
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315 - Terrified

315 - Terrified

2024-03-2501:34:40

"This whole street is haunted"Join the gang this week while we break down Demián Rugna's Terrified. This movie isn't just scary, its a fun twist on a classic haunted house story. We hope you enjoy this episode half as much as this movie scared Todd. Enjoy!Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: Dawn of the Dead (1978)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
314 - The Orphanage

314 - The Orphanage

2024-03-1801:38:16

"One can never give a child enough supports"Join the gang with week while we break down the 2007 The Orphanage.  This movie has everything.  A mom who's basically a goth Peter Pan, searching high and low for her missing crew of lost boys.  There's this creepy cave that's basically a magnet for every kid with a death wish. And let's not forget about the little one with a life story so tragic, Shakespeare's tragedies are shaking. Buckle up, because this episode will take you on a roller coaster ride through every emotion you wish you didn't know you had.Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: Terrified (2017)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
313 - The Wailing

313 - The Wailing

2024-03-1102:08:48

"A Shaman, a Buddhist Monk, and a Priest walk into a bar"Join the gang this week while we break down a pretty stellar foreign film. This one it a supernatural whodunit pitting two shamans against each other with a bumbling cop in the middle.  But are foes truly foes? No man knows. But by the end of the episode. We spoil it for you. So watch this one first maybe. It's great. you'll like it!Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: The Orphanage (2007)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
312 - When Evil Lurks

312 - When Evil Lurks

2024-03-0401:37:53

“There's no point in praying.”Join the gang this week while we venture into a post-religious world. Where the only thing that can save you from evil it to not witness it. Unless you are immune. Then you can clean up evil with a sextant telescope thing. This is a crazy scary movie that got Paige just as much as Todd. Mikey wasn't at ALL affected.Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: The Wailing (2016)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
311 - Us (Revisited)

311 - Us (Revisited)

2024-02-2601:57:26

"We Are Our Own Worst Enemy."Join the gang this week while we revisit Us.  Do we love the metaphor of this movie?  Absolutely.  Does the logic on the world the movie takes place in make sense? Not at all.  But what is so logical could unregulated capitalism pitting Us against ourselves for our very survival?  Peele knows how to make a movie!  We hope you enjoy this revisit of Us!Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: When Evil Lurks (2023)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
310 - They Cloned Tyrone

310 - They Cloned Tyrone

2024-02-1901:50:19

"You send a ghost to a pimp?"Join the gang this week while we dive into The Glen to unpack a wonderful movie that pokes fun at some truly terrible realities in our world.  There is some debate as to if this movie is considered "Horror" so we'd love to know what you all think about that, but either way, the movie is amazingly done and Jamie, John, and Teyonah are amazing in it. Enjoy!Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: Us (2019)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
309 - The Blackening

309 - The Blackening

2024-02-1202:11:32

"We can't all Pod First"Join the gang (and special guest Shondalia White) to break down this super funny horror comedy. Would we have survived the most racist board game ever? Probably not. but the one thing we are sure of is that Officer White and Mikey have extremely similar energy. Enjoy the episode!If you want more of Shondalia White follow her on Instagram @storytimewithshondaliaCheck out her Podcast:I Can't Eat Sh*t! Podcasthttps://www.youtube.com/user/ShondaliaWhiteHelp Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: They Cloned Tyrone (2023)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
308 - Blade 2

308 - Blade 2

2024-02-0501:47:26

"Roe V. Blade"Join the gang this week while we break down the insane vampire sequel Blade 2.  This movie has everything.  Hellboy, a Boondock Saint, and a retconned main character who can't make up his mind if he is evil or not.  It also has Wesley Snipes at like PEEK Snipes.  It's amazing.  We hope you enjoy it.Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: The Blackening (2023)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
"Scream your last breath."This is no tourist trap. It’s a new podcast episode. No one’s ever been down here before. Join the HV Crew as we repel into blood puddles, try to avoid creepy crawlies, and love each day with the Descent. Will Mikey blame Todd for sneaking up behind him and letting Mikey kill him with an axe?  Yeah Probably.  Enjoy.Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: Blade II (2002)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
"Cry little podcast!"Join the gang this week while they revisit (with Mikey and Paige this time) The Lost Boys!!!  This is the first movie Todd has ever had the chance to pick and he pulled out one of our favorites.  We hope you enjoy this revisited episode!Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: The Descent (Revisited - 2006)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
"Hell is a teenage pod"We’re actually evil. Not podcast evil. Grab your bag of frozen peas, your $12 corsage, and your BFF necklace, and meet us down at Melody Lane for Jennifer’s Body. It's Paige's first time on the podcast talking about this movie, so unlike Mikey and Todd's stale takes, hers are fresh out the garden!Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: Jennifer's Body (Revisited - 2009)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
"It's like Danny Ocean and Jigsaw went head to head"Join the gang this week while we break down Mikey's favorite torture porn movie from the mid-2000s.  We had a lot of fun talking about this movie but that doesn't mean we all liked it.  I guess you'll have to listen to find out who loves it, who likes it, and who does NOT care for this movie at all.  The results may surprise you.Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: Jennifer's Body (Revisited - 2009)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
303 - Carrie (Revisited)

303 - Carrie (Revisited)

2024-01-0102:05:19

"More people get slapped in this movie than in loony tunes cartoons"Join the gang this week as we dive back into the Stephen King classic Carrie.  This is technically a revisited episode but Mikey and Paige were not on the OG episode so their "takes" are Fresh and on point.  You are gonna enjoy this episode. It's one of Stephen King's best movie adaptations, and we had a great time talking about it.Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: The Collector (Revisited - 2009)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
302 - Jurassic Park

302 - Jurassic Park

2023-12-2502:25:121

"Life finds a way"Merry Christmas!!!!  It's that magic time of the month of a magical time of year when not only do the listeners get to pick the listener request.  They can pick ANY movie they want, regardless of theme.  And this year the listeners picked Jurassic Park!  This movie RIPS and is of course a classic movie that blew people away in 1993 and us again when we watched it for the episode.  Please enjoy this Christmas edition of The Horror Virgin!Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: Carrie (Revisited - 1976)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
"Every time a bell rings an angel gets to kill."Join the gang this week while we break down the better version of "It's a Wonderful Life.  Because the Potter Characters actually get what is coming to them.  Look.  Is this movie a work of art?  No.  not at all.  But is it so much fun it is absolutely going to be a "Go to" Christmas Horror Movie each year?  Hell yes!Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: Jurassic Park (1993)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
300 - Psycho

300 - Psycho

2023-12-1101:56:01

Happy 300th Episode!!!Join the laughter-packed celebration of The Horror Virgin's 300th episode as the crew unravels the enigmatic Hitchcock classic, Psycho (1960). Tune in for the comedic breakdown, fun insights, and a heartfelt thank you to our incredible listeners. This milestone wouldn't be possible without your support and enthusiastic word-of-mouth. So, let's embark on a cinematic journey together, minus the screams, and share the joy of horror with gratitude!Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: It's a Wonderful Knife (2023)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
"What is happening?"Step into the chaos with the crew and our awesome guest, Jason Pargin, as we unravel the mysteries of a mind-bending movie. We boldly venture into this cinematic experience with zero knowledge of the video game lore – because, let's face it, we're here to review the movie, not the games. Brace yourselves for a wild ride through confusion as we try to make sense of everything that unfolds. Despite the perplexity, one thing is crystal clear – we totally get why this flick raked in the big bucks at the box office!Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: Psycho (1960)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
"Welcome to Barrow (Alaska), Inhabitants: 3"Join the gang this week while we revisit a town that goes zero sunlight for 30 days.  Will Todd go mad with Seasonal effectiveness disorder?   Will Paige try to bang Snow Crixus?  Will Mikey finally get to cut a child's head off with a dull axe?  Find out now while we Revisit 30 Days of Night!!!Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: Five Nights at Freddy's (2023)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
"The year is 1766... The hunt for a killer has begun"Join the gang this week while we break down a Werewolf movie so wild there isn't even a Werewolf movie in it and we didn't care AT ALL.  This movie has everything, a French Fuckboi, Literally the best thing to ever come out of the American continent, and the Pope's Sexercist.  What's not to love?  Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: 30 Days of Night (2007)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
296 - Bram Stoker's Dracula

296 - Bram Stoker's Dracula

2023-11-1302:03:07

"Love Never Dies"Dive into this week's episode as the gang delves into the quirkiest Dracula movie to date. Is Gary Oldman's portrayal of Dracula downright eccentric? Does Keanu Reeves deliver his most compelling performance yet? Mikey and Todd may just overuse the term "Bram Stoker's Dracula." Spoiler alert: they absolutely do. Don't miss out on the fun – tune in and enjoy the banter!Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: Brotherhood of The Wolf (2001)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Odin Tillgren

I really would love to see them revisit this movie with Paige. Jenn kills the whole mood rights at the start

Mar 4th
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Sookie's Mom

This pod has won me over! I listened to it a couple years ago and didn't like it. Since Paige joined the team, I think the chemistry between the group has gotten awesome! My husband and I are huge horror movies and listen together; searching out episodes to match movies we've recently watched. This has become a favorite for road trips; we laugh so hard! Keep up the great work!

Sep 3rd
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aredith

Dental hygienist here. If your tooth is dry or cleaned before trying to put it back in its socket, it is less likely to survive. Putting it in milk actually helps keep the roots alive for longer to give it a better chance of reinsertion. Doesn't work on dicks tho.

May 22nd
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Nicholas Kinsman

this whole section had me straight up GUFFAWING

Mar 10th
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hwithoutsound

yesssssss! finally you guys are doing this incredibly bad, hilarious, awful movie!!

Nov 14th
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aredith

No one note worthy in this movie? It has Virginia Madsen! And it has the kids from The Visit. That doesn't make it a good movie, it makes me very uncomfortable and I don't like it.

Nov 10th
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Trino Carrera

I knew Chucky was on thin ice with Kyle because this girl has been on foster care her entire life

Oct 10th
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Trino Carrera

I knew Chucky was on thin ice with Kyle because this girl has been on foster care her entire life

Oct 10th
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Melanie St.George

OMG THEY LIKE A MOVIE!

Aug 29th
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aredith

I saw a community theater production of Evil Dead The Musical, and the guy who played Ash was amazing. He had real Bruce Campbell energy. I got to see him in a few shows before he moved away to New York to be a real actor.

Aug 29th
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Claire Cantwell

Actual horror content: 8:30

Aug 12th
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Louise Meyrick

Fatherrrrrrrrrrrrr

Feb 24th
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Gemini

I know this is an old episode, but for posterity’s sake, the emaciated women at the end of the movie isn’t CG as Paige said, she’s actually played by Spanish creature actor Javier Botet.

Dec 16th
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katrina murphy - Fox

Please please please do Triangle. Amazing Australian movie. Please don't judge us off Wolf Creek. x

Sep 16th
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Kain Kenny

Hate the laughing, sounds so fake 😬 really enjoyable otherwise

Sep 15th
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Tiffany Velasquez

Definitely water first. It's not hard and you don't taste the pill!

Aug 31st
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Claire Cantwell

skippers: 9:00

Jul 19th
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Claire Cantwell

Skippers: 9:25.

Jul 11th
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Claire Cantwell

Skippers: 4:15.

Jul 2nd
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Claire Cantwell

Skippers: 10:35.

Jun 16th
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