Miku's Crackhouse

This week on Crackhouse, Myles goes to the circus, Sam adjusts to life as member of working society, and the boys discuss other types of online animated pilots.

This week on Crackhouse, Myles becomes a popular Tears of the Kingdom modder, Sam is perplexed by the popularity of Taylor Swift, and the boys create a School House Rock Tierlist!New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Monday at 8am CST!JOIN THE DISCORD:  https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UVCatch the Audio Version: https://open.spotify.com/show/1hBdikiGJFVbzMruY9aYA3?si=FnXodW5dTjiykGecf5rEpQIntro Music by: G.B. Kaiku ArmyOutro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/Character Art by: @CrossOutMediaTimestamps by: Unbound SoulTIMESTAMPS:0:00 - Intro0:45 - Instant QnA, Just Add Discord14:52 - The Last Of School House Rock Generation50:30 - The Selfish Desire For Big Screen55:18 - Need vs Want With Games 1:01:10 - Myles' Modding Malding1:09:45 - The Builds Of Eldin Ring1:22:16 - Modding YouTube To Be Optimal1:32:15 - Outro

This week on Crackhouse, Myles gets trafficked to watch his favorite Pixar movie Elemental, Sam falls head over heels for the new Shonen Jump series Kagurabachi, and the boys answer numerous questions sent in by the audience!New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST!JOIN THE DISCORD:  https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UVCatch the Audio Version: https://open.spotify.com/show/1hBdikiGJFVbzMruY9aYA3?si=FnXodW5dTjiykGecf5rEpQIntro Music by: G.B. Kaiku ArmyOutro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/Character Art by: @CrossOutMediaTimestamps by: Unbound SoulTIMESTAMPS:0:00 - Intro0:25 - Perfected Hate's Kagurabachi6:58 - It's Got The Juice13:22 - Q&A: Challenge Runs25:05 - Q&A: Authors Intent Vs Freedom Of Experience35:05 - True Gaming Sequels40:05 - Q&A: Consistency Vs RNG55:29 - Q&A: Marriage1:04:05 - Q&A: Children1:08:23 - Q&A: Trad Life1:18:45 - This Is A Video Only Podcast1:19:05 - Trad Life Finishes1:22:53 - Q&A: Guest Episodes 1:29:52 - Q&A: Racism1:33:00 - Getting Ed His Props1:40:12 - Discovering the Cock-Conductor1:47:38 - Myles Was Forced To Watch Elemental2:10:35 - A Dump, A Poop, and A Shit2:23:23 - Outro

This week on Crackhouse, Myles Gets Ed (for real this time, he actually watched the show), Sam discusses the many peculiarities of the game Prototype, and the boys debate what western cartoon characters could classify as lolis or shotas.New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST!JOIN THE DISCORD:  https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UVCatch the Audio Version: https://open.spotify.com/show/1hBdikiGJFVbzMruY9aYA3?si=FnXodW5dTjiykGecf5rEpQIntro Music by: G.B. Kaiku ArmyOutro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/Character Art by: @CrossOutMediaTimestamps by: Unbound SoulTIMESTAMPS:0:00 - Intro0:23 - Get Ed And Get The Hell Out32:00 - Myles Suffers A Mind Break39:50 - Barbenheimer: Crackhouse's Nuclear Cinema Dunks59:55 - Sam Plays Prototype1:15:00 - Wokenstein: The Political Agenda1:25:15 - Armored Core Discourse Is Surprisingly Tolerable!1:30:15 - Modding Discourse Is Lame Still1:38:25 - Pulling the Plug1:46:40 - The Weekly TotK Modding Segment1:55:25 - Outro

This week on Crackhouse, Sam goes back in for 60 Days In Season 2, Myles finally sees the Mario Movie, and the Crackhouse gets invaded by a furry little friend.New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST!JOIN THE DISCORD:  https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UVCatch the Audio Version: https://open.spotify.com/show/1hBdikiGJFVbzMruY9aYA3?si=FnXodW5dTjiykGecf5rEpQIntro Music by: G.B. Kaiku ArmyOutro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/Character Art by: @CrossOutMediaTimestamps by: Unbound SoulTIMESTAMPS:0:00 - Intro0:30 - This Is A Cat Video Only Podcast1:20 - On Parole: 60 Days In Season 22:50 - This Is A Cat Video Only Podcast 23:00 - On Parole: 60 Days In Season 28:35 - Cat 38:40 - On Parole: 60 Days In Season 214:20 - Best of the Worst Cat15:00 - 60 Days In Season 223:44 - Additional Cattage23:50 - 60 Days In Season 245:45 - Absurd Individuals1:07:10 - Myles’ Mod Corner1:09:35 - Myles Reviews Mario Movie1:17:55 - The Gang Wonders About Mario Wonder1:26:44 - Shut Up About Game Stories1:35:44 - It Ain't That Deep1:55:25 - But It IS That Important2:07:38 - Copium Game Of The Year 20232:25:25 - Outro

This week on Crackhouse, Sam is all-in for 60 Days In, Myles becomes a Zelda modder, and the boys discuss their issues with modern gaming criticism.New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST!JOIN THE DISCORD:  https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UVCatch the Audio Version: https://open.spotify.com/show/1hBdikiGJFVbzMruY9aYA3?si=FnXodW5dTjiykGecf5rEpQIntro Music by: G.B. Kaiku ArmyOutro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/Character Art by: @CrossOutMediaTimestamps by: Unbound SoulTIMSTAMPS:0:00 - Intro0:34 - Booked for 60 Days In33:50 - The Characters Of Survivor1:02:05 - Game Shows That ARE Video Games1:06:15 - Armored Core Filtration System1:16:06 - Myles Vs The World Of End Users1:25:05 - A Culture Of Criticism1:46:00 - Addressing The Starfield In The Room1:57:02 - Outro 

This week on Crackhouse, Sam can't stop crying, Myles Gets Ed, and the boys discuss the highs and lows of video game spiritual successors, including Bombrush Cyberfunk, Yooka-Laylee, Mighty No. 9, and Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night.New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST!JOIN THE DISCORD:  https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UVCatch the Audio Version: https://open.spotify.com/show/1hBdikiGJFVbzMruY9aYA3?si=FnXodW5dTjiykGecf5rEpQIntro Music by: G.B. Kaiku ArmyOutro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/Character Art by: @CrossOutMediaTimestamps by: Unbound SoulTIMESTAMPS:0:00 - Intro0:20 - All My Tears13:00 - This Is A Video Only Podcast 13:12 - Myles Is Old Now19:58 - The Quality Expectation Event Horizon26:37 - Done With Successors Pt 131:00 - Baldurs Gate 338:40 - Spiritual Successors Are Over Pt 254:55 - Unreasonable Asks1:19:20 - Difficulty Made Meaningless1:34:50 - Liking Open Worlds1:44:18 - Unfairly Deflowered1:51:50 - Truly Heinous1:52:50 - This Is A Video Only Podcast Pt 31:53:00 - Truly Heinous Continued1:56:40 - This Is A Video Only Podcast Pt 41:57:30 - Truly Heinous Finished2:10:40 - DBZ Is True Kino2:16:50 - Outro

This week on Crackhouse, Sam questions why the magic of SpongeBob Squarepants has never been fully recreated, Myles discusses the concept of "Fall Guy" media, and the boys dive into what truly makes a piece of art stand the test of time.New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST!JOIN THE DISCORD:  https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UVCatch the Audio Version: https://open.spotify.com/show/1hBdikiGJFVbzMruY9aYA3?si=FnXodW5dTjiykGecf5rEpQIntro Music by: G.B. Kaiku ArmyOutro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/Character Art by: @CrossOutMediaTimestamps by: Unbound Soul

This week on Crackhouse, Sam describes the follies of Riverdale's final season, Myles cleans his room, and the boys debate if Spy Kids 3D: Game Over is the last original idea.New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST!JOIN THE DISCORD:  https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UVCatch the Audio Version: https://open.spotify.com/show/1hBdikiGJFVbzMruY9aYA3?si=FnXodW5dTjiykGecf5rEpQIntro Music by: G.B. Kaiku ArmyOutro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/Character Art by: @CrossOutMediaTimestamps by: Unbound SoulTIMESTAMPS:0:00 - Intro0:21 - Gambling and Nolan Rambling15:19 - Myles' Opinion Trauma23:25 - Myles Link Statue26:00 - This Is A Video Only Podcast26:17 - Statue Continued28:30 - This Is A Video Only Podcast II29:00 - Moving Ain't Fun33:50 - Yo Can Sam Talk About Riverdale47:55 - The Biomes Of Prison58:45 - Old Commercial Memories1:05:40 - The Analogy Slips Away1:13:25 - Bare Minimum Engagement1:32:00 - Repulsive Visuals1:35:55 - Compromised Visuals And Versions1:42:17 - Living That Life1:47:50 - Sam Accidentally Summons Undertaker1:49:40 - Outro

This week on Crackhouse, the boys have a complete fixation on early 2000s era reality TV shows, such as Survivor, Hell's Kitchen, and the Amazing Race. Sam discusses how Amazing Race gave a grieving family PTSD, Myles pontificates if the reward of Hell's Kitchen is the worst in TV History, and the boys both craft their very own custom Survivor Character Stat Sheet!Stats for the Survivor Character Creator (Spread 20 points):Vitality (Endurance and Stamina) Work Ethic Challenge Prowess (Physical Fitness and Puzzle Skills)Charisma (Social Skills)Survival Skills (Fire Making, Food Prep, Hunting/Gathering)Perception (Instinct and Bullshit Tolerance)Luck (Idol Discovery and Rock Draw Probability)

This week on Crackhouse, Myles goes to Gabon in Survivor, Sam moves out, and the boys discuss the many types of mods available on GameBanana.New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST!JOIN THE DISCORD:  https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UVCatch the Video Version: https://www.youtube.com/@MikusCrackhouseIntro Music by: G.B. Kaiku ArmyOutro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/Character Art by: @CrossOutMediaTimestamps by: Unbound SoulTIMESTMAPS:0:00 - Intro2:45 - Moving In4:25 - Everyone Has A Price6:35 - New York Sucks10:13 - This Is A Video Only Podcast10:40 - New York Sucks Continued14:50 - Myles' New Special Interest41:00 - Show Subcultures49:50 - Mechanics of Genre1:02:45 - Discourse Malding, Crackhouse Seething1:11:11 - Myles' Monster Rig 1:23:15 - Bananas For Gamebanana1:36:45 - Fake Outro Is Fake1:38:00 - Falling Off1:46:10 - Squash The Beef Setlist Reveal1:54:46 - True Outro

This week on Crackhouse, Myles goes to a wedding, Sam pontificates on having swamp ass, and the boys discuss their hang-ups with online gaming criticisms.New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST!JOIN THE DISCORD:  https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UVCatch the Audio Version: https://open.spotify.com/show/1hBdiki...Intro Music by: G.B. Kaiku ArmyOutro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/Character Art by: @CrossOutMediaTimestamps by: Unbound Soul

This week on Crackhouse, Myles talks about YouTube drama essays, Sam breaks down the election episode of Veronica Mars, and the boys explore the Villains Wiki.New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST!JOIN THE DISCORD:  https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UVCatch the Audio Version: https://open.spotify.com/show/1hBdiki...Intro Music by: G.B. Kaiku ArmyOutro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/Character Art by: @CrossOutMediaTimestamps by: Unbound SoulTIMESTAMPS:0:00 - Intro1:20 - Myles Binges Turkey Tom14:05 - Proper Recaps22:25 - Sam Doesn't Miss Social Media25:25 - Information Doesn't Stick For Sam37:20 - Myles Is Never Losing42:25 - The Chad Translation vs The Virgin Scanlation45:00 - The Squash The Beef Tour 202355:10 - Hard vs. Punishing, or Is Super Mario Bros. HARDER Than Dark Souls?1:10:00 - School Elections And Pirate Points2:08:10 - Outro

This week on Crackhouse, Myles dives deep into coping culture, Sam thinks Myles maybe coping himself, and the boys discuss why playing video games on Day 1 is almost never worth it.New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST!JOIN THE DISCORD:  https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UVCatch the Audio Version: https://open.spotify.com/show/1hBdikiGJFVbzMruY9aYA3?si=FnXodW5dTjiykGecf5rEpQIntro Music by: G.B. Kaiku ArmyOutro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/Character Art by: @CrossOutMediaTimestamps by: Unbound Soul0:00 - Intro1:00 - The Effects Of Cope and Copium35:50 - Aging Out Of Games Part 138:30 - The Day One Fallacy41:30 - Can't Deal With Another Airy British Voice46:25 - Sendups Vs Ripoff Nintendon'ts1:02:25 - Knowing Your Place1:14:25 - Aging Out Of Games Part 2 and Remake Fatigue1:33:45 - It's Live Service Poverty Hours, Dude1:38:40 - Myles Feels The Need To Stim1:42:10 - Did You Know A Hat In Time Sucks1:48:20 - Sudden Outro

This week on Crackhouse, Sam becomes obsessed with Veronica Mars, the early 2000s high school detective series, Myles shares his love of Creed 3 and it's anime final fight, and the boys discuss how they just don't make'em like they used to. New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST!JOIN THE DISCORD:  https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UVCatch the Video Version: https://www.youtube.com/@MikusCrackhouseIntro Music by: G.B. Kaiku ArmyOutro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/Character Art by: @CrossOutMediaTimestamps by: Unbound SoulTIMESTAMPS:0:00 - Intro0:30 - Turned On To And By Veronica Mars10:00 - Nostalgia Is A Weaponized Word35:45 - Humor Needs An Update58:25 - What Made Shows Compelling1:13:50 - Fistfights Are Back With Creed 31:28:20 - Myles Has a Podcast Identity Crisis1:29:50 - Immediate Interest Versus Gradually Increased Content1:40:50 - Myles Thrives On His Own Malding1:47:05 - Outro

This week on Crackhouse, Sam falls down the Pier Runner Rabbithole, Myles reminisces over his trips on the Disney Cruise, and the boys talk Soulslikes, Zelda, and how Time is the world’s finest critic. New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST!JOIN THE DISCORD:  https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UVCatch the Video Version: https://www.youtube.com/@MikusCrackhouseIntro Music by: G.B. Kaiku ArmyOutro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/Character Art by: @CrossOutMediaTimestamps by: Unbound SoulTIMESTAMPS:0:00 - Intro0:55 - Sam has Content™2:20 - Myles Is Disney's Biggest Jewish Supporter12:20 - Pier Running18:40 - The Cruise Experience And Culture31:30 - Insider Info For Theme Parks36:30 - Veronica Mars: Film Noir School48:25 - Sam and Myles Miss Real Offensive Content54:30 - Netflix Has Lost Its Edge59:10 - Celebrities In Games1:08:00 - Living Up To the Soulsborne Pedigree 1:16:10 - Time Is Media's True Critic: Zelda Edition1:33:00 - Pining For More Powerful Nintendo1:41:05 - Games As Problems To Solve1:53:00 - Outro

This week on Crackhouse, Sam hits the streets of Metro City and throws down in the world of Street Fighter 6 (and against Riverside customer service), Myles finishes his 230 hour playthrough of Tears of the Kingdom and is ready for more, and the boys reflect on 90s Kid Nostalgia.For an extended 20+ Minute Segment cut from this week's episode, join the Discord, link below!New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST!JOIN THE DISCORD:  https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UVCatch the Audio Version: https://open.spotify.com/show/1hBdikiGJFVbzMruY9aYA3?si=FnXodW5dTjiykGecf5rEpQIntro Music by: G.B. Kaiku ArmyOutro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/Character Art by: @CrossOutMediaTimestamps by: Unbound SoulTIMESTAMPS:0:00 - Intro1:00 - Sam vs. The Riverside Support Squad9:00 - A PLANETARY APOLOGY: Reverence Of Cult Classics20:00 - Myles Beat TotK 26:00 - TotK Final Boss Discussion (Light Spoilers)37:00 - Conquering The Streets46:10 - Myles Will Only Use Stick53:20 - The Tetris Movie1:02:05 - A Very Sudden Old Cartoons Tangent1:09:07 - Across The Spider-Verse (Spoilers)1:15:20 - The Only Overrated Game1:28:25 - Outro 

This week on Crackhouse, the boys discuss how modern video games are becoming too expensive to produce, throw shade at Twitter artists, and reminisce on the cringe inducing world of the Minecraft parody song. By the end of this podcast you'll want us cancelled like the Huffington Post.New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST!JOIN THE DISCORD:  https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UVCatch the Video Version: https://www.youtube.com/@MikusCrackhouseIntro Music by: G.B. Kaiku ArmyOutro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/Character Art by: @CrossOutMediaTimestamps by: Unbound SoulTIMESTAMPS:0:00 - Intro2:20 - Not just winging it, free balling it7:30 - Being defined by memes and jokes22:00 - Eating Your Media Vegetables 29:00 - Pokemon Vegetables specifically36:10 - Looking Back At The Games Industry47:10 - Ai Love A.I. Art(ificial Intelligence)1:00:10 - Myles Adores Charles Atlas Superpowers1:05:25 - Movie Tie In Games1:27:20 - Cyberpunk Is Gay (Factually)1:36:45 - Gatekeeping Elitism2:09:00 - The Parody Song Era2:26:35 - Outro

This week on Crackhouse, the boys get technical about the Metacritic Top 100 Games list, both the critic and user versions, as well as games criticism as a whole. Also this week, Myles sends Sam down the Light Lark rabbithole, and discuss Booktubers who are salty failed writers.New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST!JOIN THE DISCORD:  https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UVCatch the Video Version: https://youtube.com/@MikusCrackhouseIntro Music by: G.B. Kaiku ArmyOutro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/Character Art by: @CrossOutMediaTimestamps by: Unbound SoulTimestamps:0:00 - Intro 1:15 - How Was The Week?3:00 - Metacritic15:00 - Crackhouse Issues An Apology16:20 - The Fascination With the Top 10019:22 - Pruning the Dupes Out27:25 - What Was Gatekept From the Top 10034:15 - Legendary Honorable Mentions37:10 - Dressing Down The Rating Scales44:07 - Why Do Guns Suck Now?48:55 - The User Rated Top 1001:04:50 - Tears Of the Kingdom Side Tangent1:07:50 - Myles Falls Down the Light Lark Rabbit Hole1:16:50 - Myles Makes A Face-Turn For Spite1:29:45 - The Moral Of The Episode: An Open Letter To Critics and Creatives1:51:25 - Discussing the May 2023 Playstation Event1:54:10 - Loving Bad Games and Wind Down Boolin'2:00:30 - Outro