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Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com02:34 – “2016 sucked”2:45 - Bakersfield Stripclubs17:48 – First open mics & bad outfits22:58 – First apartment stories33:54 – Internet heartthrobs & viral mugshots50:00 - Choppelgangers51:00 - Trevor and Fernando Mendoza????55:22 – Body cam footage55:00 – Sock Talk56:00 - Landman Scene breakdown59:00 - Creating Jingles 01:04:42 – Secret SockThanks to: ShipStation, Mint Mobile, and Ridge for sponsoring the podcastShipStation – shipstation.com Try ShipStation free for 60 days — full access, no credit card required Go to shipstation.com and use code SOCKSMint Mobile – mintmobile.com/socks Quit overspending on wireless Get 50% off Unlimited premium wireless —Ridge Wallet – ridge.com/stiffsocks Upgrade your wallet today Get 10% off with code STIFFSOCKS at ridge.com/stiffsocks #Ridgepod Review FTC ad disclosure rules: ftc.gov/influencers

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Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.comThe guys bounce between real-life chaos and a full-on rant as the episode turns into an unplanned ranking of the worst tech upgrades, from apps and subscriptions to features that somehow made everything more complicated. In between, they spiral through airport disasters and a frozen yogurt gift card nightmare.00:00:30 – iPhone Photo App00:01:46 –  Trevor got robbed by a coffee shop00:17:38 – Presidents Timeline19:03 – Worst Tech Decisions Ever00:29:31 – NOT EVERYTHING Needs an App00:34:05 – Spotify Wrapped for Everything00:40:12 – Talking to Strangers in Public00:51:00 – Devices Listening to You01:12:30 – Dictionary Word of the Year Rant01:15:00 – New Year’s Ball Drop Confusion01:15:40 – Sock Talk01:16:30 – Secret SockThanks to: Factor, Lumi Gummies, Quince, Cash App, and Mack Weldon for sponsoring the podcastFactor – factormeals.com/socks50off use code SOCKS50OFF to get 50% off your first box + free breakfast for 1 yearLumi Gummies – lumigummies.com use code SOCKS for 30% offQuince – quince.com/stiffsocks free shipping + 365-day returnsCash App – capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve Download Cash App today: capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve #CashAppPod Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s) Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC Full terms: cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement Disclosures: cash.app/legal/podcastMack Weldon – mackweldon.com get 20% off your first order of $125 or more with promo code SOCKS

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at   / stiffsockspod  Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.comThanks to: PrizePicks, BetterHelp, Shopify, and BlueChew for sponsoring the podcastPrizePicks – prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS Download the PrizePicks app and use code SOCKS to get $50 in lineups after you play your first $5 lineupBetterHelp – betterhelp.com/socks You can’t step into a lighter version of yourself without letting go of what’s weighing you downShopify – shopify.com/socks In 2026, stop waiting and start selling Sign up now for your $1/month trial at shopify.com/socksBlueChew Gold – bluechew.com Get 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold with code SOCKS

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at   / stiffsockspod  Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com New Year’s Eve is supposed to be fun, but Trevor and Michael break down why it’s actually all pressure, fake “open bars,” forced midnight kisses, and wildly unhinged superstitions like eating grapes under tables. Then Matteo Lane joins the chaos to talk confidence, nudist colonies, glow-ups, hair transplants, trauma dumping in public, and coming up in comedy. Follow Matteo Lane: Instagram: @matteolane TikTok: @matteolane X: @matteolane YouTube: Matteo Lane Website / Tour Dates: https://www.matteolanecomedy.com Thanks to Happy Thursday for sponsoring the podcast Happy Thursday – drinkhappythursday.com/socks If you’re feeling thirsty in the new year, have a Happy Thursday Find one near you at drinkhappythursday.com/socks

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Thanks to: Lumi Gummies, Load Boost, Quince, Superpower, and GLD for sponsoring the podcast Lumi Gummies – lumigummies.com use code SOCKS for 30% off your order Load Boost – vb.health/discount/stiffsocks Visit loadboost.com and use code STIFFSOCKS for 10% off Quince – quince.com/stiffsocks  for free shipping + 365-day returns Superpower – superpower.com/gift Give the gift of better health this holiday Go to superpower.com/gift to get a free $49 premium gift box with your gifted membership The only gift that keeps on giving — health, energy, and time together Include in podcast, YT, and social media descriptions GLD – gld.com New customers get 50% off with code SOCKS at gld.com Review FTC ad disclosure guidelines: ftc.gov/influencers #ad #sponsored

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 00:30 - Get your BINGO Cards Ready! 1:00 - Trevor got reposted by DRAKE 09:52 - Tour Dates & AD 17:00 - Michaels Spotify wrapped sucks 22:19 - AD 25:00 - Drake!!! 31:28 - AD 33:00 - Michael cried while watching a holiday movie 39:00 - Trevor riffin with the hotel staff 43:22 - AD 50:00 - Acts of kindness…or are they? 01:04:00 - SOCK TALK GAMES! 01:07:57 - AD 01:10:05 - Michael and Trevor play Tapple 01:24:00 - BINGO! Thanks to Thanks to: Shopify, PrizePicks, BetterHelp, Lumi Gummies, and BlueChew for sponsoring the podcast Shopify – shopify.com/socks Sign up for your $1/month trial today at shopify.com/socks That’s shopify.com/socks PrizePicks – prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS Download the app and use code SOCKS to get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup BetterHelp – betterhelp.com/socks This December, start a new tradition by taking care of yourself with 10% off Lumi Gummies – lumigummies.com use code SOCKS for 30% off BlueChew – bluechew.com Make life easier by getting harder discover your options at bluechew.com

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.comThanks to Cash App, Acre Gold, Manscaped, Factor and Lucy for sponsoring the podcast Cash App Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve #CashAppPod Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Terms: cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement Full disclosures: cash.app/legal/podcast Use code CASHAPP10 in their profile at signup and send $5 to a friend within 14 days. Acre Gold – getacregold.com Gold is up over 40% in the last year. Subscribe now at getacregold.com and make your money work for you.Manscaped – manscaped.com Give the gift of smooth with the Performance Package 5.0 Ultra Get 15% off + free shipping with code SOCKS at manscaped.com Because nothing says “I care” like a well-groomed manFactor – factormeals.com/socks50off Eat smart and save big Use code SOCKS50OFF to get 50% off your first box + free breakfast for 1 year Lucy – lucy.co/stiff Let’s level up your nicotine routine Go to lucy.co/stiff and use code STIFF to get 20% off your first order Lucy also offers a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.comBrandon Rogers joins the boys for absolute chaos. They revisit the trauma of Two Girls One Cup, debate the real plot of the Magic School Bus, relive a claymation video shown in class, and unpack the origin of his “A CHILD” meme.  Shrooms, school disasters, bad art, and internet history all in one episode.follow BrandonInstagram: @brandonbored YouTube: Brandon Rogers TikTok: @brandonboredThanks to: BlueChew, BetterHelp, IndaCloud, Uncommon Goods, and GLD for sponsoring the podcastBlueChew – bluechew.comGet your first month FREE with promo code SOCKS BetterHelp – betterhelp.com/socksGet 10% off your first monthIndaCloud – indacloud.co use code SOCKSUncommon Goods – uncommongoods.com/socks Get 15% off your next gift GLD – gld.comGet 50% off your order at gld.com with code SOCKS

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com00:13 - A baby should be able to choose their own name2:00 - Greta can’t stop biting people14:00 - Michael is going to have to put GG down16:00 - Cats cheating on Cats18:00 - Timothy Chalamet20:00 - How Trevor and Michael would market their Ping Pong movie30:00 - Send in a DUNE BUCKET PLEASE36:00 - Eddie Murphy loves Ridiculousness 47:00 - Goodbye to the Penny01:00:00 - Learning how to drive01:08: 14 - AD01:10:00 - Dicks Bought Chicks01:13:22 - Sock Talk01:17:41 - Secret SockThanks to: Uncommon Goods, PrizePicks, Lucy, Lumi Gummies, and Quince for sponsoring the podcastUncommon Goods – Get 15% off your next gift at uncommongoods.com/socksPrizePicks – prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKSDownload the PrizePicks app and use code SOCKS to get $50 in lineups after your first $5 playLucy – lucy.co/stiff and use promo code STIFF to get 20% off your first order.Lumi Gummies – lumigummies.com  and use code SOCKS for 30% offQuince – quince.com/stiffsocksGive and get timeless holiday staples with free shipping and 365-day returns#ad #sponsored

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks The boys spiral through chaos this week as Trevor gets yelled at in Central Park for "animal abuse," they roast gluten-free bagels, and break down the most unhinged dating video ever sent featuring a shirtless guy reading a book while his dog wears pants. They also dive into insane youth sports celebrations, aging out of hookup culture, and a moped disaster in Secret Sock. 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Thanks to: BetterHelp, Quince, BlueChew, IndaCloud, and Cash App for sponsoring the podcast BetterHelp – betterhelp.com/socks This month, don’t wait to reach out whether it’s to a friend or a therapist Get 10% off your first month at betterhelp.com/socks Quince – quince.com/stiffsocks Give and get timeless holiday staples that last Free shipping + 365-day returns at quince.com/stiffsocks BlueChew – bluechew.com Nothing makes you more of a legend than a little BlueChew Discover your options at bluechew.com Promo code: SOCKS IndaCloud – indacloud.co If you’re 21 or older, use code SOCKS at indacloud.co for 40% off + free shipping No panic buys — biggest sale of the year, live all month long That’s indacloud.co, code SOCKS Cash App – Download Cash App Today: [https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve] #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at https://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement. Cash App Green, overdraft coverage, borrow, cash back offers and promotions provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit http://cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. #ad #sponsored

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Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks This week the boys sit down with NYC divorce lawyer James Sexton from gold diggers to dog custody trials  He breaks down why 56% of marriages fail and why sometimes the secret to staying in love is as simple as granola and bj's. They talk Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce, emotional nudes, peer pressure from dead people, and what it really takes to make a relationship work.   🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Thanks to: PrizePicks, BlueChew, Chubbies, and BetterHelp for sponsoring the podcast PrizePicks – https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS Use code SOCKS and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup BlueChew – bluechew.com Get your first month FREE with code SOCKS  Chubbies – chubbiesshorts.com/stiff Get 20% off at checkout with code STIFF at chubbiesshorts.com/stiff BetterHelp – betterhelp.com/socks Get 10% off your first month at betterhelp.com/socks

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Michael returns from Puerto Rico a changed man... and not in the way Trevor expected. They react to Kourtney Kardashian’s “vagina lollipop,” and debate if there’s an age limit for trick-or-treating. This one’s equal parts sweet, horny, and unhinged. 1:00 - Michael is doing a show in PUERTO RICO 2:00 - TREVOR HATES SORA 6:00 - Michael is a butt guy now 16:00 - Michael is reading the worst book ever 21:00 - Have you ever really made love? 40:00 - Michael teaches the art of love making 42:00 - When is the best time to “make love” 49:00 - Funny online dating stories 51:00 - The woman in your car has been ran through 01:02:39 - Trevor went to a Halloween party and was almost attacked 01:03:00 - Costume ideas 01:11:00 - SOCK TALK 01:18:00 - SECRET SOCK 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Thanks to True Classic Tees and Lucy for sponsoring the Podcast True Classic Tees– TrueClassic.com/[SOCKS] Lucy - Lucy.co/STIFF and use promo code (STIFF) to get 20% off your first order #ad #sponsored

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Follow Getter on Instagram, Youtube and Tik Tok @getter 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 1:50 - Getters take on Radio Music 5:00 - Real Bros of Simi Valley Premiere 8:30 - Nasty things in hotel rooms 15:00 - People who go to the Apple Genius Bar 18:00 - Getter performed at Trevors School  23:45 - Getter smoking them CHEWYS BOI 29:45 - Suh Dude Era and women 34:00 - Getter is sober (kinda) 37:00 - Why is there so many women in the studio 40:00 - Getter be sampling sneezes 01:03:00 - Angelina Jolie, Tomb Raider Scene (You know the one) 01:16:00 - SOCK TALK 01:17:00 - SOCK TALK Favorite S*x Positions 01:23:00 - Bonus Material!!! CRAZY Stories Getter almost forgot to tell us Thanks to Acre Gold, IndaCloud, Shopify, BlueChew, and BetterHelp for sponsoring the podcast  Acre Gold – getacregold.com and subscribe now.  IndaCloud – inda.shop/SOCKS If you’re 21 or older, get 30% off + free shipping on your first order with code SOCKS #indacloudpod  Shopify – shopify.com/socks Start your business with Shopify for just $1/month  BlueChew – bluechew.com Get your first month FREE with promo code SOCKS —  BetterHelp – betterhelp.com/socks Get 10% off your first month #ad #sponsored

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Comedian Matt McCusker joins the boys for an unfiltered Patreon hang full of chaos, mushrooms, and Kanye’s “betrayal list.”  Check out Matt McCusker’s new Netflix special A Humble Offering Instagram: @mccuskermatthewj  X: @mattwritesbooks  Official Website: mattmccusker.com 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 0:30 - Matt McCusker on the News 3:00 - Matt on stage 5:40 - Ye’s Betrayal List 15:00 - Matts Shroom experiences 21:00 - Ye’s got beef with which PATRICK STAR? 28:00 - Farming Comments 30:00 - Pulling Pranks as kids 41:00 - Discussing which jobs AI should take 51:00 - Spicy Margs 58:00 - Ontario Improv 01:07:00 - SOCK TALK 01:12:00 - Anonymous Confession Thanks to Manscaped, Cash App, Factor, Lumi Gummies, an Prize Picks Manscaped – manscaped.com Get The Handyman, the Rocketman, and 15% off your entire order with code SOCKS at manscaped.com Cash App – cash.app code CASHAPP10 New customers can earn $10 with code CASHAPP10 Use it in your profile at signup and send $5 to a friend within 14 days Terms apply. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures Factor – factormeals.com/socks50off Get 50% off your first box + free breakfast for 1 year with code SOCKS50OFF Only valid for new customers with a qualifying auto-renewing subscription Lumi Gummies – lumigummies.com Code SOCKS for 30% off your order PrizePicks – prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS Download the PrizePicks app and use code SOCKS to get $50 in lineups after your first $5 play. #ad #sponsored

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at   / stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Zach Justice joins the boys for a wild one. From getting farted on by Dwight Howard to literally giving away $300k on a Netflix show. The guys dive into dating app horror stories, American Idol sob stories, breast milk nutrition and Zach admits to stealing toilet paper from Subway. Follow Zach Justice: Youtube - @Thezachjustice Tik Tok - @zacjustice IG - @zacjustice 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 10/9 – Des Moines, IA 10/10 – Lincoln, NE 10/11 – Kansas City, MO 10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left) 10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI 10/25 – Detroit, MI 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 10/9 – Charleston, SC 10/10 – Atlanta, GA 10/11 – Jacksonville, FL 10/12 – Tampa, FL 10/13 – Tallahassee, FL 10/14 – Sarasota, FL 10/15 – Fort Myers, FL 10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL 10/18 – Orlando, FL SEPT 24 0:30 - Trevor bailed on Zac Justice 4:00 - How Trevor and Zac first met 5:00 - Zac bought what on TikTok shop? 9:19 - DATES & Quince Ad 12:00 - Zac use to go to subway for toilet paper 13:00 - Zac is in the number one show on Netflix…in the UK 15:00 - Trevor did bad stuff in college 20:25 - Zac doing open mics 21:18 - Better Help Ad 25:00 - Zac’s old videos 28:00 - Online Dating 33:12 - Shipstation Ad 34:00 - Getting back on Breast Milk 42:00 - Spoiler Alert for the Netflix show Zac was on called INSIDE 45:36 - Blue Chew Ad 51:00 - Is there a difference in prison? 59:00 - Zac talks about the TEMPTATION ROOM 59:35 - AD 01:08:03 - SOCK TALK 01:13:13 - Secret Sock Thanks to: Quince, Better Help, Ship Station and Blue Chew for sponsoring the podcast Quince – Quince.com/stiffsocks Get free shipping and 365-day returns at Quince.com/stiffsocks BetterHelp – BetterHelp.com/socks Get 10% off your first month at BetterHelp.com/socks Find the one, with BetterHelp. ShipStation: Start your 60-day free trial at shipstation.com with code SOCKS. Must be read verbatim. BlueChew – bluechew.com code SOCKS Discover your options at bluechew.com Use code SOCKS to get your first month FREE — just pay $5 for shipping Give her group chat something to talk about

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 10/9 – Des Moines, IA 10/10 – Lincoln, NE 10/11 – Kansas City, MO 10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left) 10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI 10/25 – Detroit, MI 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 10/9 – Charleston, SC 10/10 – Atlanta, GA 10/11 – Jacksonville, FL 10/12 – Tampa, FL 10/13 – Tallahassee, FL 10/14 – Sarasota, FL 10/15 – Fort Myers, FL 10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL 10/18 – Orlando, FL SEPT 24 0:42 - Michaels take on Boy Scouts  1:00 - Trevor tried a JOI 3:50 - Signature P*rnstar gear 6:30 - Trevor went rock climbing  9:00 - Michael wants to cut out B*ckshots 15:00 - Michael gets mad at GIGI 17:00 - Charlie Sheen Doc 24:00 - Bert & Ernie Conspiracy 30:00 - Funny Bank Robberies 40:00 - Trevor got high 44:00 - Michael went to the beach 46:34 - Trevor had a funny beach experience  01:26:30 - SOCK TALK/SECRET SOCK Thanks to: Lucy and Google Gemini for sponsoring the podcast Lucy – lucy.co/stiff Level up your nicotine routine. Go to lucy.co/stiff and use code STIFF to get 20% off your first order. Lucy offers a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Google Gemini (for Students) – gemini.google/students Sign up by October 6 for free access to Gemini 2.5 Pro Includes unlimited image uploads, Notebook LM, deep research & more Visit gemini.google/students — terms apply

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at patreon.com/stiffsockspod   Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Bert Kreischer joins the boys for a wild ride of secret time confessions, plane disasters and life as a comedian. From inventing the “Mississippi Wet Wipe” to tackling PETA protesters at a Netflix event, Bert unloads his craziest stories including dropping a carry-on on a guy’s face and smoking with Tracy Morgan. Plus, they dive into stand-up lessons, jokes that bombed, and the weirdest family moments that somehow made it into his act. Catch all things Bert at BertBertBert.com — tour dates, merch, and more. Follow him on social: Instagram: @bertkreischer X: @bertkreischer TikTok: @bertkreischer YouTube: Bert Kreischer Podcasts: Bertcast, 2 Bears 1 Cave, and Something’s Burning — available on Apple, Spotify, and YouTube. 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 9/24 – Charleston, SC 9/25 – Durham, NC 9/26 – Portsmouth, VA 9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (2 shows — incl. NEW + Low Tickets) 10/9 – Des Moines, IA 10/10 – Lincoln, NE 10/11 – Kansas City, MO 10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left) 10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI 10/25 – Detroit, MI 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 9/26 – Las Vegas, NV 10/9 – Charleston, SC 10/10 – Atlanta, GA 10/11 – Jacksonville, FL 10/12 – Tampa, FL 10/13 – Tallahassee, FL 10/14 – Sarasota, FL 10/15 – Fort Myers, FL 10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL 10/18 – Orlando, FL SEPT 24 0:30 - Berts thoughts on the new studio. 5:00 - Bert paying A LOT of money for dinner 14:00 - Peta or Twitter, who do you want after you? 17:00 - Writing Jokes 26:00 - Bert thought Ann Frank and Helen Keller were the same person 29:00 - Bert talks about his fifteen month break 37:00 - Radio is not dead 41:00 - Bert on Podcasts Vs. on Stage 44:57 - SECRET TIME WITH BERT 48:00 - Tracy Morgan Story 54:00 - Ray J Breaking his glasses 01:05:00 - Bert getting drugged 01:10:00 - Getting drunk on planes 01:16:00 - Sock Talk 01:22:00 - Secret Sock Thanks to: IndaCloud, Factor, PrizePicks, and Google Gemini for sponsoring the podcast IndaCloud – indacloud.co Get 25% off your first order + free shipping with code SOCKS at indacloud.co Factor – factormeals.com/socks50off Eat smart with 50% off your first box + free breakfast for 1 year Use code SOCKS50OFF at factormeals.com/socks50off PrizePicks – prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS Use code SOCKS to get $50 in lineups after you play your first $5 lineup Google Gemini (for Students) – gemini.google/students Sign up by October 6 for free access to Gemini 2.5 Pro Includes unlimited image uploads, Notebook LM, deep research & more Visit gemini.google/students — terms apply