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Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at patreon.com/stiffsockspod   Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Bert Kreischer joins the boys for a wild ride of secret time confessions, plane disasters and life as a comedian. From inventing the “Mississippi Wet Wipe” to tackling PETA protesters at a Netflix event, Bert unloads his craziest stories including dropping a carry-on on a guy’s face and smoking with Tracy Morgan. Plus, they dive into stand-up lessons, jokes that bombed, and the weirdest family moments that somehow made it into his act. Catch all things Bert at BertBertBert.com — tour dates, merch, and more. Follow him on social: Instagram: @bertkreischer X: @bertkreischer TikTok: @bertkreischer YouTube: Bert Kreischer Podcasts: Bertcast, 2 Bears 1 Cave, and Something’s Burning — available on Apple, Spotify, and YouTube. 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 9/24 – Charleston, SC 9/25 – Durham, NC 9/26 – Portsmouth, VA 9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (2 shows — incl. NEW + Low Tickets) 10/9 – Des Moines, IA 10/10 – Lincoln, NE 10/11 – Kansas City, MO 10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left) 10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI 10/25 – Detroit, MI 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 9/26 – Las Vegas, NV 10/9 – Charleston, SC 10/10 – Atlanta, GA 10/11 – Jacksonville, FL 10/12 – Tampa, FL 10/13 – Tallahassee, FL 10/14 – Sarasota, FL 10/15 – Fort Myers, FL 10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL 10/18 – Orlando, FL SEPT 24 0:30 - Berts thoughts on the new studio. 5:00 - Bert paying A LOT of money for dinner 14:00 - Peta or Twitter, who do you want after you? 17:00 - Writing Jokes 26:00 - Bert thought Ann Frank and Helen Keller were the same person 29:00 - Bert talks about his fifteen month break 37:00 - Radio is not dead 41:00 - Bert on Podcasts Vs. on Stage 44:57 - SECRET TIME WITH BERT 48:00 - Tracy Morgan Story 54:00 - Ray J Breaking his glasses 01:05:00 - Bert getting drugged 01:10:00 - Getting drunk on planes 01:16:00 - Sock Talk 01:22:00 - Secret Sock Thanks to: IndaCloud, Factor, PrizePicks, and Google Gemini for sponsoring the podcast IndaCloud – indacloud.co Get 25% off your first order + free shipping with code SOCKS at indacloud.co Factor – factormeals.com/socks50off Eat smart with 50% off your first box + free breakfast for 1 year Use code SOCKS50OFF at factormeals.com/socks50off PrizePicks – prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS Use code SOCKS to get $50 in lineups after you play your first $5 lineup Google Gemini (for Students) – gemini.google/students Sign up by October 6 for free access to Gemini 2.5 Pro Includes unlimited image uploads, Notebook LM, deep research & more Visit gemini.google/students — terms apply

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at patreon.com/stiffsockspod   Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks New studio even more chaos. Trevor and Michael roast the funniest college football names, rant about iPhone scams, and uncover the darkest product recalls (Easy-Bake ovens, beanbags, airbags). Plus, sleepover confessions, wild slang breakdowns, and a John Cena burger you’ll have to squint to see. 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 9/24 – Charleston, SC 9/25 – Durham, NC 9/26 – Portsmouth, VA 9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (2 shows — incl. NEW + Low Tickets) 10/9 – Des Moines, IA 10/10 – Lincoln, NE 10/11 – Kansas City, MO 10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left) 10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI 10/25 – Detroit, MI 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 9/26 – Las Vegas, NV 10/9 – Charleston, SC 10/10 – Atlanta, GA 10/11 – Jacksonville, FL 10/12 – Tampa, FL 10/13 – Tallahassee, FL 10/14 – Sarasota, FL 10/15 – Fort Myers, FL 10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL 10/18 – Orlando, FL 0:40 - NEW STUDIO! 3:00 - New College Football Player Names 10:03 Tour Dates & BETTER HELP AD 19:00 - New iPhone! 23:44 GOOGLE GEMINI AD 25:00 - The future of cell phones 29:00 - Recalls 30:00 - Easy Bake Ovens 35:11 BLUE CHEW AD 36:00 - Bean Bags 41:00 - Playing with Water Wigglers 47:16:03 - AD 50:00 - Sleepover Conversations 01:06:01 - SOCK TALK - New Slang 01:13:40 - SECRET SOCK - Screwed or Drilled 01:21:00 - Squint your eyes at this photo! Thanks to: BetterHelp, Google Gemini, and BlueChew for sponsoring the podcast BetterHelp – Get 10% off your first month at betterhelp.com/socks Google Gemini (for Students) – gemini.google/students Students get Gemini 2.5 Pro free for 1 year — sign up by October 6 Includes unlimited image uploads, deep research, Notebook LM, and 2TB storage BlueChew – bluechew.com code SOCKS Discover your options at bluechew.com Use code SOCKS to get your first month FREE — just pay $5 for shipping Give her group chat something to talk about

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Internet cult icon Dax Flame joins the guys for a deep dive into stand-up struggles, bad dates, and his journey from Project X and 21 Jump Street to comedy. From being roasted by friends to awkward podcast appearances and even landing a MrBeast cameo, Dax brings his unfiltered honesty while Trevor and Michael help him turn life’s weirdest moments into actual punchlines. Follow Dax Fame Tik Tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thedaxflame Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/DaxFlame https://www.instagram.com/daxflame/ 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 9/11 - Brea Ca 9/24 – Charleston, SC 9/25 – Durham, NC 9/26 – Portsmouth, VA 9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (2 shows — incl. NEW + Low Tickets) 10/9 – Des Moines, IA 10/10 – Lincoln, NE 10/11 – Kansas City, MO 10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left) 10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI 10/25 – Detroit, MI 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 9/19–9/21 – Dayton, OH 9/26 – Las Vegas, NV 10/9 – Charleston, SC 10/10 – Atlanta, GA 10/11 – Jacksonville, FL 10/12 – Tampa, FL 10/13 – Tallahassee, FL 10/14 – Sarasota, FL 10/15 – Fort Myers, FL 10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL 10/18 – Orlando, FL Thanks to: Google Gemini, ShipStation, BlueChew, HelloFresh, and Lumi Gummies for sponsoring the podcast. Google Gemini (for Students) – gemini.google/students Students get Gemini Pro free for 1 year. Sign up by October 6 for Gemini 2.5 Pro, image uploads, Notebook LM, and more. ShipStation: Start your 60-day free trial at shipstation.com with code SOCKS. Must be read verbatim. BlueChew: Discover your options at BlueChew.com Get your first month FREE with code SOCKS just pay $5 for shipping. HelloFresh: Go to hellofresh.com/socks10fm and get 10 Free Meals + a Free Item for Life. Lumi Gummies - Go to lumigummies.com and use code SOCKS for 30% off. #ad #sponsored

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks The Boys are back from vacation! Trevor is back from a wild safari in Africa where his dad got trapped in a bathroom, rode hot air balloons, and watched a literal rite-of-passage circumcision march. Michael is back from the Outer Banks family trip filled with deer sightings, pickleball addictions, and zero alone time. They also break down Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s engagement, freaky blondes vs. smart brunettes, and why toe rings might be the new nipple rings. 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 8/29–8/31 – Atlanta, GA 9/4 – Tarrytown, NY 9/5 – Montclair, NJ 9/6 – Montreal, QC (Sold Out) 9/24 – Charleston, SC 9/25 – Durham, NC 9/26 – Portsmouth, VA 9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (2 shows — incl. NEW + Low Tickets) 10/9 – Des Moines, IA 10/10 – Lincoln, NE 10/11 – Kansas City, MO 10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left) 10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI 10/25 – Detroit, MI 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 9/1 – Ontario, CA 9/3 – Hermosa Beach, CA 9/5–9/7 – Portland, OR 9/19–9/21 – Dayton, OH 9/26 – Las Vegas, NV 10/9 – Charleston, SC 10/10 – Atlanta, GA 10/11 – Jacksonville, FL 10/12 – Tampa, FL 10/13 – Tallahassee, FL 10/14 – Sarasota, FL 10/15 – Fort Myers, FL 10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL 10/18 – Orlando, FL 00:36 - Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are ENGAGED! 06:00 - No wifi on a flight to Africa 07:00 - Trevor saw men walking to a circumcision ceremony  AD - 10:07 18:00 - Michael went to the Outer Banks  25:00 - The importance of family time AD - 30:36 34:00 - Going on safaris in Africa AD - 41:10 43:00 - Hot Air Balloons in Africa AD - 52:36 56:00 - Something funny but sad happened to Trevors dad “HELP!!!” AD - 1:12:09 01:12:44 - Michael is going to retire 01:18:26 - SOCK TALK 01:20:32 - SECRET SOCK Thanks to Betterhelp, Google Gemini, PrizePicks and Cash App for sponsoring the podcast.  BetterHelp – BetterHelp.com/socks Get 10% off your first month at BetterHelp.com/socks Find the one, with BetterHelp. Google Gemini (for Students) – gemini.google/students Students get Gemini Pro free for 1 year — sign up by October 6. Includes Gemini 2.5 Pro, 2TB storage, Notebook LM, and more. PrizePicks – prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS Use code SOCKS to get $50 in lineups after your first $5 play. PrizePicks. It’s good to be right. Cash App – capl.onelink.me/vFut/wyx330el Download Cash App today: capl.onelink.me/vFut/wyx330el Use referral code SECURE10, send $5, get $10. Cash App is not a bank. Banking services by partners. More info: cash.app/legal/podcast #ad #sponsored

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Trevor and Michael kick things off with wild riffs about exes, haunted closets, and turning breakups into “rebrands.” They dive into the death of malls, why zebra gum lasts shorter than bad sex, and the misery of birthday songs in restaurants. Then rapper Dave Blunts joins the pod to talk about his come-up, working with Kanye, writing outrageous bars, rap beefs with 50 Cent, ghost stories, crowd surfing prep, and why his vice principal might be his lifelong nemesis. Listen to Dave Blunts: https://dave-blunts.ffm.to/talkingtothesun Follow him on IG at https://www.instagram.com/iluvyoudaveblunts/?hl=en 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 8/29–8/31 – Atlanta, GA 9/4 – Tarrytown, NY 9/5 – Montclair, NJ 9/6 – Montreal, QC (Sold Out) 9/24 – Charleston, SC 9/25 – Durham, NC 9/26 – Portsmouth, VA 9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (2 shows — incl. NEW + Low Tickets) 10/9 – Des Moines, IA 10/10 – Lincoln, NE 10/11 – Kansas City, MO 10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left) 10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI 10/25 – Detroit, MI 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 9/1 – Ontario, CA 9/3 – Hermosa Beach, CA 9/5–9/7 – Portland, OR 9/19–9/21 – Dayton, OH 9/26 – Las Vegas, NV 10/9 – Charleston, SC 10/10 – Atlanta, GA 10/11 – Jacksonville, FL 10/12 – Tampa, FL 10/13 – Tallahassee, FL 10/14 – Sarasota, FL 10/15 – Fort Myers, FL 10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL 10/18 – Orlando, FL Thanks to: PrizePicks, Happy Thursday, and Lucy PrizePicks – prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS Download the PrizePicks app today and use code SOCKS to get $50 in lineups after you play your first $5 lineup. That’s code SOCKS for $50 in lineups once you’ve played your first $5. PrizePicks — Run Your Game. Happy Thursday – DrinkHappyThursday.com/socks Weekend vibes all summer long. If you’re feeling thirsty, have a Happy Thursday. Find one near you at DrinkHappyThursday.com/socks Lucy – Lucy.co/stiff Let’s level up your nicotine routine. Go to Lucy.co/stiff and use promo code STIFF to get 20% off your first order. Lucy offers a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. #ad #sponsored

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 8/29–8/31 – Atlanta, GA 9/4 – Tarrytown, NY 9/5 – Montclair, NJ 9/6 – Montreal, QC (Sold Out) 9/24 – Charleston, SC 9/25 – Durham, NC 9/26 – Portsmouth, VA 9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (2 shows — incl. NEW + Low Tickets) 10/9 – Des Moines, IA 10/10 – Lincoln, NE 10/11 – Kansas City, MO 10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left) 10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI 10/25 – Detroit, MI 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 9/1 – Ontario, CA 9/3 – Hermosa Beach, CA 9/5–9/7 – Portland, OR 9/19–9/21 – Dayton, OH 9/26 – Las Vegas, NV 10/9 – Charleston, SC 10/10 – Atlanta, GA 10/11 – Jacksonville, FL 10/12 – Tampa, FL 10/13 – Tallahassee, FL 10/14 – Sarasota, FL 10/15 – Fort Myers, FL 10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL 10/18 – Orlando, FL 0:20 - FIX MOBILE DEPOSIT 1:00 - Trevor doesn’t want T Mobile (Not an AD) 1:30 - Small iPhone Problems 6:00 - Mcdonalds ingredients  8:00 - What’s the difference between a Jar and a can? 10:52 - AD 14:40 - Motivational and De-motivational videos 18:40 - Trevors got a hot take about avocados 23:50 - Trevor has an embarrassing story about poop and a spoon 25:10 - AD 36:00 - The population in Japan is decreasing (people are having with robots instead of people) 37:49 - AD 45:00 - Michaels doctor is way too chill 50:15 - AD 51:39 - Michael can’t smoke in his house 52:00 - Michael celebrated his birthday 58:40 - How to properly apply cologne  01:05:07 - AD AUDIOBOOM 01:05:20 - Learning how to tie a tie 01:08:47 - SOCK TALK 01:15:00 - SOCK TALK 2 01:19:00 - How Michael drys off his back 01:28:00 - SECRET SOCK Thanks to Better Help, BlueChew, Shopify and Prize Picks BetterHelp – BetterHelp.com/socks Get 10% off your first month at BetterHelp.com/socks BlueChew – BlueChew.com Discover your options at BlueChew.com Shopify – Shopify.com/socks Turn your big business idea into sales. Start your $1/month trial today at Shopify.com/socks PrizePicks – PrizePicks.com Download the PrizePicks app and use code SOCKS to get $50 in lineups after your first $5 lineup at PrizePicks.com #ad #sponsored

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 8/29–8/31 – Atlanta, GA 9/4 – Tarrytown, NY 9/5 – Montclair, NJ 9/6 – Montreal, QC (Sold Out) 9/24 – Charleston, SC 9/25 – Durham, NC 9/26 – Portsmouth, VA 9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (2 shows — incl. NEW + Low Tickets) 10/9 – Des Moines, IA 10/10 – Lincoln, NE 10/11 – Kansas City, MO 10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left) 10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI 10/25 – Detroit, MI 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 9/1 – Ontario, CA 9/3 – Hermosa Beach, CA 9/5–9/7 – Portland, OR 9/19–9/21 – Dayton, OH 9/26 – Las Vegas, NV 10/9 – Charleston, SC 10/10 – Atlanta, GA 10/11 – Jacksonville, FL 10/12 – Tampa, FL 1:00 - First 48 Trevor is wanted for murder 4:00 - Happy Gilmore 2 and Movies Michael and Trevor want to VO for. 6:30 - CART NARCS 8:30 - Women shooting ping pong balls out of where? 14:00 - Presidential test and other PE activities kids no longer do 20:00 - Having crushes in middle school 29:50 - Lets talk about Pirates and Mobsters 30:00 - AIR BUD IS COMING BACK 41:00 - Review of Happy Gilmore 2 45:00 - Is the new WAR OF THE WORLDS the worst movie ever made? 56:40 - Trevor is doing what with his body when he dies? 01: 04:21 - Mandela Effect test 01:13:05 - Michael will never take an L when it comes to parking 01:21:09 - Prince Albert 01:31:05 - SOCK TALK 01:33:00 - SECRET SOCK Thanks to Factor, Quince, IndaCloud, and ShipStation for sponsoring the podcast. Factor – FactorMeals.com/socks50off Eat smart with 50% off + FREE shipping on your first box. Quince – Quince.com/stiffsocks Get free shipping and 365-day returns at Quince.com/stiffsocks IndaCloud – IndaCloud.co Float above the stress with 25% off + free shipping on your first order. Use code SOCKS at IndaCloud.co ShipStation – ShipStation.com Go to ShipStation.com and use code SOCKS to sign up for a FREE trial #ad #sponsored

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Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com Tarrytown, NY: Sep 4 Montclair, NJ: Sep 5 Montreal, QC: Sep 6, 2025 Brea, CA: Sep 11 - 13, 2025 Charleston, SC: Sep 24, 2025 Durham, NC: Sep 25, 2025 Portsmouth, VA: Sep 26, 2025 Oklahoma City, OK: Sep 27, 2025 (low tickets) Des Moines, IA: Oct 9, 2025 Lincoln, NE: Oct 10, 2025 Kansas City, MO: Oct 11, 2025 Buffalo, NY: Oct 23, 2025 (low tickets) Grand Rapids, MI: Oct 24, 2025 Detroit, MI: Oct 25, 2025 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com ‼️New Tour Coming‼️ Thanks to Cornbread Hemp for Sponsoring the podcast Cornbread Hemp - Save 20% on your first order and free shipping over $75 when you head to https://cornbreadhemp.com/socks and use code SOCKS at checkout

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