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The future is W💥W!

H.L.P.R. is the foremost super-science think tank on the bleeding edge of supplemental aural enhancements for specified television augmentation.

We make podcasts! We produce Conjectural Technologies, Venture Sisters!, and United Fan Theory

Join us and a bevy of other colorful personalities and bad impersonations from our various super-top-secret podcast research laboratory bunkers as we dig through the dumpster fires of pop culture, like flame-proof trash pandas.
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The brain trust at Conjectural Technologies contemplate the cancellation of Venture Bros. and go through the usual stages of grief by discussing best and worst case scenarios, exploring the idea of "butt-hole cuts", and Savage's favorite french general from WWI.
Well, Team Venture, we're sure you've heard the news by now. Commiserate with Conjectural Technologies, Venture Sisters, and The Guild of Calamitous Podcast as we discuss the significance and impact of the Venture Bros in our lives. 
Greetings Venturoos! The HLPR crew had a chance to interview the incredibly creative Lisa Hammer about her career, voicing Triana Orpheus, and growing up in Salem. There's also a quick drop in from avant-garde Shaolin monk Levi Wilson! And they let us pitch a new startup: Theatrical Butthole Solutions. Yes, it's exactly what you think it isn't. 
Learning Bed: Comics 102!

Learning Bed: Comics 102!

2021-06-1903:05:49

Greetings Venturions-in-waiting! In this episode, we finally swing back around to try and cover all of the comic-book references we missed in the first go 'round! Also, we celebrate The VaudeVillain's one-year anniversary with HLPR!
Join Spocktor Beast Mckoy for a spoiler-free hot-take on the first episode of Loki!
Hey there. Come me meet the gang as we start off with bang! Loki’s starting this week, and we can’t wait! So we kinda just pre-gushed in anticipation. Hope you enjoy it as much as we did and don’t forget to check back in just after the episode drops each week as we dish out more of what you came here for...theories.
In this episode, The Conjectural Technicians discuss the episode in which we begin to see the boys began growing apart. And vaginas. it goes better than you might think. Maybe not. Either way, we're sorry.
The riveting conclusion of our run-through of Venture Echo November! Did you remember to dab?
This week we're putting on our finest Batman costume and hitting the town! The Conjectural Technicians cover fan-favorite episode Venture Echo November! There's so much amazing stuff to cover we had to break it up into two parts! (Also, we just talk a metric fuckton.)
For the start of Season 2, we're going to Brisby Land! We kick off this season with our Hank and Dean block
Join the Theorists as they attempt to go Easter egg hunting at the end of time in Loki ep. 5 "Journey Into Mystery". Thanos-copter?! He didn't even know her! Gamora Jokes! (*ba*da*tsss*) Too soon?
Spocktor Beast McKoy and Dr. Savage Poppenheimer talk about the possible implications of Loki episode 4 (BATTLEWORLD?!) and DO NOT ARGUE ABOUT BUDDHISM.
Greeting Theorists! We're at the midway point through Loki and getting more twists than a braided Norse beard. 
Greetings pop-culture theorists! Join us as we cover Loki ep.2 "The Variant". Also, we talk about Batman, how to scale devastation, and what makes someone a villain and a real hero at the same time. (Hint: its cunnilingus)
Greetings pop culture theorists! Join Dr. Savage Poppenheimer, Spocktor Beast McKoy, and Resident Thiccc Greyson as they sift through the first episode of Loki on Disney+!
Hey there Venturoos! Audrey and Dolly are sitting down to talk about the latest big news in the Ventureverse. We're more excited than Colonel Gentleman during a Sabrina the Teenage Witch marathon! Let's talk about the VB movie! 
Hey there Venturoos! We've got a Very Venture Sister Special all about mental health. Just in time for the last hour of the last day of Mental Health Awareness month. Join hosts Audrey Heartburn and Dolly Pardon, along with special guests Baron Beast LaMode and eLON BENzos, for a round table discussion about the mental health of some of your favorite Venture Bros. characters. The gang is sharing some of their best tips for self-care and stress management.  We also want you guys to check out these resources if you ever need someone to reach out to.  Suicide Hotline (800) 273-8255 Veteran's Crisis Network www.veteranscrisisline.net Trans hotline (877) 565-8860 Trevor lifeline (866) 488-7386 thetrevorproject.org Office on Women's Health (OASH) (800) 994-9662 womenshealth.gov Substance Abuse & Mental Health Services Administration (SAMHSA) (800) 622-HELP(4357) samhsa.gov
Time to grab some popcorn and put in your dental retainer because we're staying up past our bedtime, nerds! We're talking very Venture babysitters! Dolly and Audrey take a look at some of the best (and worst) caretakers of the Venture Bros. And on this week's "Venture Virgins" eLON benZOS sits down with Dolly Pardon and special guest host, Baron Beast LaMode, to recount his adventures on "Ice Station Impossible".  Go Team Venture! 
Audrey and Dolly are bringing you a big ol' helpin' of Venture food references this week. And we brought back eLON benZSOS to talk about losing his Venture virginity. Hope you're hungry! 
If you're looking for me, you'd better look under the sea! Because with 2020 in the rearview mirror, we find ourselves well into 2021! Come on a short detour into the murky, uncharted, and sometimes blood-chummed waters in the very first episode of 2021: Year of the Sealab! in this episode, the gang forgets the episode you're listening to right now and Audrey gets shithoused for the sake of podcasting art.
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kris knows

absolutely terrible.it makes no sense at all

Mar 18th
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