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A lighter take on Warhammer 40k. We're bad at 40k, and you can, too!
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Watch out, friends, we've got a hot one comin' in! Joe Kassabian, author, host of the Lions Led by Donkeys podcast and Midwest Icon, joins Tweedle-dee and Tweedle-dum here for a chat about Joe's Warhammer journey so far, why 40k tanks would be immediately obliterated on a modern battlefield, and which flavor of Faygo is the best! Other topics include the wide, wide lord of sports; the patron sait of rickety shitboxes; and a viscous, opaline fluid! It's a can't miss episode, gang! Big thanks to Joe for joining us! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com
Another year, another NOVA Open! Join the fellas as they return to where it all began (kinda) in 2016 as they recap yet another trip to Washington D.C.'s biggest tabletop gaming event of the year! Hear them recap 18 (!) games of 40k, 3 games of ASOIAF, and a couple of rousing rounds of jousting. Will Campbell win any GT games? How many games against Knights will Dan have to play? Tune in to find out! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com
Did we plan for our 169th episode to be live in front of a "sell-out" (the attendees are sellouts) crowd at NOVA Open 2025? No! But here we are, hot, horny, and ready to answer your burning questions. Join us for a evening of jokes, japes, and jeers, and not necessarily in that order. Big thanks to everyone who showed up, it truly was a special night! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com
Look, gang, Dan has a lot of painting to do before NOVA, so we're not going to be able to do a lot of jokes in this description. Too bad! Here's some shit from the episode: "milk day", chaplains giving good skull, and the realization that Space Wolf players are all piss fetishists. Sorry wolfies! It's canon now! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com
Campbell went to Tacoma, WA for this year's GW Tacoma Open. Did he bring any of the Tcoma Aroma back with him?! You be the judge! Also, we finally find out what regional accent the Raven Guard posses. You'll be surprised, kid! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com
We've said many times that "this is the most unhinged episode yet!" Ther veracity of this statement cannot be proven. But what can be proven is that Dan spends a solid three and one half minutes cry-laughing at the name "Barkin Doggins". Sure, they also talk about Warhammer or some shit, but for real, it's almost four minutes of a middle-aged man losing his shit at his own stupid joke. Podcasting! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com
Unfortunately the touch of Nurgle is upon us and Dan is sick as hell while posting this, so expect fewer yuks this time around. "Aww shucks, where's my yuks?" is something you could say if you wanted. But only if you wanted. Anyways here are some topics: An AP3 shot right into my pavussy Being pretty sure about that tonsure And an actually helpful segment on movement! Enjoy! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com
After a short, moving-induced hiatus, the bois are back, and this time the break has driven them both completely nuts! This has got to be the most unhinged Badcast yet, with the fellas starting with 9/11 and going from there. Topics include: A free stabber Testes Sprite Foot Guy Brain Christian RPGs Come for the (ostensibly) 40k, stay for the complete madness. It's the Badcast, bay-bee! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com
Spring is in the air, and so are the bois, back with another bad cast! This time they yak about such wide-rangiing topics as: - the marmer's farket - stag scrotes - a wurst starburst - being hard wired to be hard for the wire Also, the fellas are sad about cool Space Wolves, and mad about LED headlights. Something really needs to be done about those fuckin' headlights, gang. It's ridiculous out there. https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com
what are we even doing here https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com
Do you like fried cheese curds? If yes, great! If no, please pay attention to this podcast, where Campbell will spend 90+ minutes attempting to convince you that they're a gift from the gods. Also he went to some sort of convention? For Warhammer? Whatever, let's get back to those creamy, creamy curds... https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com
Halleluja, horndogs! The fantastic friars are back with another ave-some (see what we did there?) show! This time we give off big "Timon and Pumbaa" energy, have a frank talk about terrain, and Campbell previews Adepticon 2025! And Dan prepares for yet another weekend of yard work and child care! Woohoo! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com
Hark, fair horndogs! The Badcast idiots have returned from Campbell's real vacation and Dan's fake one with a brand new bucket of ear-slop for you to pour directly into your skull! In it, the fellas touch on: posting pickies to the dickes, the sad-iator shit-your-pants-er, and something called "jorts Rasputin". Additionally, two dudes who defintiely watch basketball do a whole segment on basketball for some reason. I guess it's March?! Whatever! Enjoy, or don't! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com
Aww yeah, Horndogs, it's that time again! The fellas have returned once more to bring you topics such as: an in-depth analysis of the Ginuwine hit "Pony" The Glade Plug-In Task Force Nissan Altima Prime Also, Campbell goes hard into Guard, and regrettably, blue season is over. What does any of it mean?! You'll just have to listen to find out! Or don't! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com
Aww yeah, nerds. It's about to get sloppy! So let the sloppy papis themselves give it to ya audiophile-style. I was gonna write "sonic-style" but then I remembered the hedgehog! Whew! Close one! Tune in this fortnight for topics such as the most divorced energy in 40k, elaborate gooning setups and who's got 'em, and Mad Mek Bubby Gutz, a character name that really tickled Dan's pickle. Also the bois break down the LVO reveals only about 2 weeks late! We got 'em right where we want 'em! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com
1The Badcast bois are back! They've struggled through the intervening weeks and have appeared, vagrant-like, on the outskirts of town: haggard, starved, and scabby. Will you: A) let them sleep in the barn for just one night, or (turn to page 75) B) will you tell them to beat feet to the next town? (turn to page 101) Topics this time include: little green shitheads, the big, scary moon, horny for dornies, and Dan is starting to think that Commissar Yarrick might actually be dead. Maybe. Enjoy! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com
They're baaaaaaaack! The fellas return after a baby-induced hiatus and they're as incoherent as ever! Topics include Brad's big deck, the raw-dog rockafeller, and skamp and circumskanks. Does all of that sound like the ravings of a madman? Well, Dan has a new baby at home, so he probably qualifies. Enjoy and Happy New Year! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com
The 40k Badcast wishes you a very merry Christmas.
Dan shares an important announcement regarding his family and the show.
In what can only be described as an shocking revelation, the fellas actually spend the vast majority of this episode talking about Warhammer, it's community, and existing in this dumb hobby! It really is something else! They cover: - Pretending to be a Space Marine online with your friends - Which primarch would make the best line cook - How your playstyle changes how you interact with the game Enjoy! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com
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weren't you moving to Canada?
hey Dan, you're a worthless commie that makes a great podcast! now please face wall.
glad to see no mention of femstodes.
I really don't think you understand the way roe v. Wade worked. It made it NOT A states choice it made it a FEDERAL choice, the only thing that has changed is that states. Now each state must each choose. Abortions are NOT now Illegal (Nowhere Yet, though guess what if its needed, travel, it'll never be illegal in NY or CA so they'll always be options.
lol sjw hammer nerds
not looking forward to the sjw rant for the next podcast.
You guys are the biggest sjw snowflakes that I still like
Fantastic episode. My favorite of all your episodes. The relationship stuff I already knew but don't practice enough. Very helpful