Yelling From a Distance

Welcome back! I hope that you have started your year well. Let's hope that this year will be waaaay better than the two prior ones. The podcast is back after the holiday break and we will be reporting the weird news weekly again. In the first episode of the year we take a trip around the world: North Korea claims that their leader invented Burritos, BBC apologized for having Alan Dershowitz comment on Ghislaine Maxwell's verdict (since you know he is accused of being one of the high profile people to have sex with underaged girls), then we have a murderer that claims that he did not kill the dismembered person in the trunk of the car he was driving - he jus happen to steal a car where a body was stored (very unlucky), Bogdanoff twins die of COVID after rejecting vaccines, the 3 year quest of firing a state employee for allegedly stealing a 3 dollar protein bar failed. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/davor-bajlovic/message

Welcome back to the podcast that covers all the strangest and weirdest news that happened this past week. We live on a crazy planet. In this episode we cover some news items that seem unreal, but I can assure you that they actually happened. In this episode we cover news items including: A man getting in a car accident and then later stopping at an intersection to eat his chicken wings. An American man was convicted of putting razor blades in pizza dough. The Saudi's are cracking down on cheating at a camel beauty pageant, where 66 million dollars are at stake. Jussie Smollet officially faked his "hate crime". An Italian Bishop told children that Santa is not real, and that got a lot of parents upset. A 48 old women lived as a 22 year old college student, and apparently nobody could tell. We also got the sensational news that the "Butt Bandit" finally got caught in Valentine, Nebraska - he has been terrorizing the town since 2007 where he has been imprinting his butt and goin into windows. Also a British man showed up at the ER with a man had a WW2 anti-tank shell stuck up is ass... he of course claims that he fell on it. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/davor-bajlovic/message

We are back buddy! Let's go! Episode 54! I just returned back from my vacation in Spain, got my second vaccination and feeling it. But that will not stop me from giving you this weeks episode of the weird news around the world. In this episode we will talk about a woman that breastfeed her cat on a delta airline. In order to deal with a snake infestation the owner burned down their whole house. A woman mistook her Airpod with her painkillers and the outcome was artistic. An Italian was caught using a fake arm in order to dodge getting the covid vaccination. Surgeons accidently amputated the wrong leg, which should never ever happen in this day in age. A man dies after a prank gone wrong at a gun store - which just might one of the worst place ever to prank someone! Last but not least, a webcam model shoots herself in her woman-parts.  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/davor-bajlovic/message

Yes, we are finally back with another episode. I know it has been a week or two since the last one - been busy, sorry. But we are back now with some of strange news from mostly the United States this time. First we talk about Kevin Gates semen retention - I know, I also did not need to know that he was into semen retention but here we are... A report recently came out detailing the depressing view that young teenagers have about sending nudes and engaging in sexting. A Danish municipality is wasting public funds on pushing seaweed and plastic back into the sea. Another woman jumps into a lion encloser. We might also have the most Florida-man story ever; a man makes a drive-by alligator throwing at a Wendy's.  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/davor-bajlovic/message

We have now reached a whole year with this podcast, very proud. This has kept me somewhat sane during the lockdowns and I plan to keep doing it. In this episode that marks the one year anniversary we have news items that come from all the goated countries and states. A Florida man pleasures himself in front of first responders, Indian man actually sold his wife, a Colorado man was tricked into paying for dating services that only had 5 women for him. There was also a man running from the police that had to call the police because he got lost in the woods. Indian men are apparently in increasingly bigger numbers killing their wifes with snakes. Hope to see you next week, ciao! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/davor-bajlovic/message

In this weeks episode we dive into new all around the world. You can expect stories such as: a burgler shaming a victim for not having enough valuables to rob at their house. Vienna museums are resorting to using OnlyFans to promot art that has nudity in it. A man helped a person repair a bicykle and mid-repair he realized it was his own bike that he was fixing. A 95 year old sandwich is being perserved at a museum and nobody knows why. New Zealand fires state wizard after two decades of service. An elementary school teacher accidently gives out edibles as prizes in school. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/davor-bajlovic/message

It's a day late, but I was sick - so here we are! In this week's episode of the wacky news we have some great stories to dive into. We of course start off in the great state of Florida where a Sheriff's Facebook post went viral after a huge drug bust. A vaccine conspiracy theorists went crazy and murdered some people close to him. A woman goes into a panic after a car crash and ends up accidentally kidnapping five kids. A women sues Geico for a million dollars because she got an STD while getting freaky in a car. Then we have a strange story of a hitman being hired to kill someone, but decides to outsource the task... then that person outsources the hit... and so on... --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/davor-bajlovic/message

It has been a wild news week, where we have gathered stories across multiple continents. In this weeks wild news you can hear about: the Turkish man that went drinking, went missing, joined a search party and found himself. A man also died of rabies, which is wild because I did not think that was a thing anymore. A woman i Florida pleasured herself in a used car for sale and somehow damaged the interior in the process. There's also an ongoing clown shortage in Northern Ireland, also not something I thought was a thing. Eminem has opened his own food store called ‘Mom’s Spaghetti’. Also an Indonesian man marries his rice cooker! Hope you like it - see you next week! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/davor-bajlovic/message

In this episode of strange, weird and dumb news will cover some of this weeks headlines. A man stole an amputees prosthetic leg and strapped it to his head. A Canadian politician claims health and relationship benefits of not ejaculating - he also calls his followers "Semen Retention Warriors". A naked woman in Florida drove a golf cart right into an armed standoff. Italian priest used church money to fund his drug-fueled orgies. Someone wants to open a sex-hotel in the town of Cumming, which is amazing!  And the worst news is that there are scientists working on smart toilets that that analyze your dookie! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/davor-bajlovic/message

This week has brought us some wild news stories, some of which I share with you in this weeks episode. Mostly it has been people from America that went crazy this week, with some international stories sprinkled in. In this weeks episode I talk about a legislator that kicked a teenager in the balls, a Senator that think there's a button that can stop President Biden mid sentence. A terrorist says that all the killings were "nothing personal". Also a company is created that basically want to make Jurassic Park into reality. An entitled woman lost her shit when she found out that her father had cheated in a game of Ludo. Italian man creates his own personal Shire from JRR Tolkien's Lord of the Rings. Also a man took pictures of women and shit in a freezer at a supermarket - of course, somewhere in America. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/davor-bajlovic/message

Welcome to the world of strange news. In this episode we take a quick look at some of the weirder news that I've stumbled upon this past week. First we take a look at the story that Lil Uzi Vert had his forehead diamond ripped off during a stage dive - sounds painful. Then we talk about a woman who got arrested while trying to extort the police for reward money. The Federal Government is finally looking broken ice-cream machines at McDonalds - this is something we all need answers to! The female President of Tanzania is getting slammed for statements that she made about female football players. A dude also cut his penis off while driving - yep, that happened this week. Someone screwed a black dildo atop a old-town gazebo. A UK Judge ordered a young white supremacist to read more classical litterature instead of putting him in prison...  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/davor-bajlovic/message

This week the FDA had to make a statement that people should not use medicine meant for animals to treat Covid-19. While you process that fact you can also listen to other news items in this episode such as: a landlord trying to rent out a bathroom as a "working space", a woman shot a guy because she was using a gun as a pet toy, rescue team mistakes a man napping on the river as a down victim. One of the biggest news items was the fact that OnlyFans are banning sexual content on its platform. An emotional HR exec might be facing 15 years in prison because she reacted extremely poor when she got fired. A pastor in Zimbabwe dies after claiming that he had supernatural powers and could be buried alive. Also, Soulja Boy is still out of his damn mind! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/davor-bajlovic/message

This episode is filled with some of the weirdest news stories that we've had in a good while! A constituent urges the Governor to change his foul, dirty and obscene last name. A man with a disgusting foot-fetish makes over a thousand calls to the emergency serveses. A man also flew a helicopter to Dairy Queen to buy ice cream cake - which is the only correct way to arrive at a Dairy Queen! Russian millionaire mistakes a man for a Brown Bear and kills him - basically the most Russian story that you've ever heard. Florida man has no sense and jumps a fence and then taunts Jaguars at a Zoo - naturally, things go as you think they went. Man fails to rob a bank due to his handwriting being so poor that the cashier could not read it. Man is facing charges after a video of him tattooing a child inside a McDonalds goes viral... Thai man is going to be operantly disfigured after he had his penis stuck in a padlock for two weeks... yeah, it's been a wild week! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/davor-bajlovic/message

In this week of strange news we dive into a few stories from around the world. Before we get into all of that, I talked about the first full week of stand-up that I've had since all of the craziness went down last year - it almost feels surreal that we are now able to actually go out do shows. In this episode I talk about a woman that is a serial pooper and use to shit on people's lawns while on her run. We also talk about the fact that President Joe Biden lied about driving trucks - I dont know why anybody would do that. Then we get into the story of a Florida man that build his own Vessel powered by pedals - a total legend. We also cover the crazy story of an Ohio woman that ran a red light, smashing into two cars and a house with her daughter in the passenger seat - just because she had lot her job. This week we also found out that Jason Kid has the "Coach Cater-syndrome". --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/davor-bajlovic/message

Hey - we are back online! Hope you're doing well. This episode I talked about bars opening up more in Denmark. I also talk about going to a museum with a comedian friend, where we looked at stuff and played chess. In this episode we cover Swedish prisoners taking guards hostage and demanding pizza, Doritos offered 20,000 dollars to a teenager for a puppy chip. Then we go into the story of an Australian professor that was convicted of sending herself threatening letter. The organizers of the Tokyo Olympics are asking athletes not to use the condoms that they have distributed to them... and of course we talk about a man that shot himself while showing his gun off in a bar in Florida... --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/davor-bajlovic/message

Sorry for the late upload, but I was watching the Euro Finals and did not plan that it would take Italy going all the way to penalties to win it. In this weeks episode we still covered some of the craziest news that the world had to offer. The weird news was mainly centered around North America. In this episode I talked about the Finals, then about the police chief that "retired" due to a racist joke that did not land well. Ukrainian women in the army are forced to walked a military parade in heels and people are of course calling it out for being sexist. An Indonesian popstar, Yuni Shara, admitted on a YouTube video that she watches porn with her children. Police break up exorcism for lumber at a home-improvement store. Production on a Slip 'N Slide show was delayed due to a "explosive diarrhea" outbreak & a man becomes the first to vertically break his penis. See you next week! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/davor-bajlovic/message

So, the reason why there has been a few weeks without any episodes is due to the fact that I was tested positive for Covid-19, Corona, the 'Rona or whatever you like to call it. But I'm back, and ready to get back to recording and releasing weekly episodes again! In this weeks episode we cover the recent crazy news such as: Florida man throws a baby at police officers while trying to escape them, another Florida man chase down a kid that stole his Lamborghini on a scooter, a man stole a doorknob from a historic lighthouse and now police are tying to catch him, Apple pays out million to a woman that had her explicit photos shared after she sent her phone in for repairs, Texas mom shoots her own child instead of the puppy that she was aiming for, Dad gets arrested for throwing a pizza at his daughter and a couple breaks up after being handcuffed to each other for a 123 days. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/davor-bajlovic/message

Hey there! This episode is slightly different than all the others because I don't really talk about any news items. I just ramble about shitty driving while being all alone in my car. So buckle up and take a ride with me too and from the show. Don't worry ill be back with the regular format of the show next week, this is just a one off! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/davor-bajlovic/message

Yo! It's time for a new episode - we have some odd and strange new stories for you this week. Apparently there's a burger that can induce labour. A man had to tie a shoe to his face because he did not have a mask on him. UFC fighter Derrick Lewis beats up a man who tried to break into his car - that's what you call having a bad day. A Swedish man eats rotten meat in order to get "drunk" on it - and it's super gross! Also Buttfucker 3000 enters the video-call. Crazy jealous woman stabbed her husband for no good reason. CDC warns people against kissing poultry. See you next week for more dumb news! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/davor-bajlovic/message

I had a cold last week and did not record. Hopefully this episode makes up for that. It was a wild week! A mad lad has been leaving adult books in a community library. A Japanese town used Covid relief money to build a useless squid statue. Debt collectors attacked a restaurant with cockroaches, a man wins the right to keep a shark tooth from when he was attact. One man spays dick-drawing all over town in order to put focus on potholes. Also a wild man was arested because he was drunk and then decided to take this colostomy bag out and swing it at the police. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/davor-bajlovic/message