DBP Radio Theater

Our first production is a hard-hitting noir detective tale featuring the indelible character, Beigey, P.I.    Detective José Amador is drawn into a family drama with deadly consequences. Presented for you today is Episode 1: Dark Come the Cronuts. Cast: Announcer: Keith G. Marsteller Beigey: José Amador Katherine Ritzy: Kathleen Hogan Crusty McCann: Evan Mosher Sister Excrutia: Rhonda J. Soikowski Daisy Marzetti: Alisa Ledyard Marvin Gormsch: Michael Anderson Additional Voices: Trevor Brown, Kathleen Hogan, Duncan Joplin-Wack, Spencer Joplin-Wack, Rhonda J. Soikowski, Michael Anderson   Written and Directed by Joe Wack From a story by Joe Wack and José Amador Produced by  Megan Joplin, Keith G. Marsteller and Joe Wack Audio Production by Keith G. Marsteller Sound Mastering by Evan Mosher Theme Music by Evan Mosher Harlem Nocturne written by Earle Hagen and Dick Rogers Performed by Bud Shank Original Artwork by Sebastian Kadlecik Logo by Cheese Bone Digital

From the minds that brought you Spit-Take Theater and dozens of other classic sketches that you don’t know, comes Disgruntled Bit-Players Radio Theater, a podcast that will present original radio plays designed to make you chuckle warmly so hard that you’ll puke.    Our first production is a hard-hitting noir detective tale featuring the indelible character, Beigey, P.I.    Detective José Amador is drawn into a family drama with deadly consequences. Presented for you today is Episode 2: Butler-a-go-go Cast: Announcer: Keith G. Marsteller Beigey: José Amador Ron MacDonald: Chris Seiler Katherine Ritzy: Kathleen Hogan Doorman: Cory Nealy Georgina: Rhonda J. Soikowski Cutler: Evan Mosher Arthur Ritzy III: Dave Wack Skipper Ritzy: Rhonda J. Soikowski Johnny Marzetti: Trevor Brown Additional Voices: Michael Anderson   Written and Directed by Joe Wack From a story by Joe Wack and José Amador Produced by  Megan Joplin, Keith G. Marsteller and Joe Wack Audio Production by Keith G. Marsteller Sound Mastering by Evan Mosher Theme Music by Evan Mosher Harlem Nocturne written by Earle Hagen and Dick Rogers Performed by Bud Shank Original Artwork by Sebastian Kadlecik Logo by Cheese Bone Digital

From the minds that brought you Spit-Take Theater and dozens of other classic sketches that you don’t know, comes Disgruntled Bit-Players Radio Theater, a podcast that will present original radio plays designed to make you chuckle warmly so hard that you’ll puke.    Our first production is a hard-hitting noir detective tale featuring the indelible character, Beigey, P.I.    Detective José Amador is drawn into a family drama with deadly consequences. Presented for you today is Episode 3: Right Cross, Double-Cross Cast: Announcer: Keith G. Marsteller Beigey: José Amador Daisy Marzetti: Alisa Ledyard Katherine Ritzy: Kathleen Hogan Waiter: Evan Mosher Fight Announcer: Cory Nealy Skipper Ritzy: Rhonda J. Soikowski Johnny Marzetti: Trevor Brown Ticket Agent: Michael Anderson Drunk: Chris Seiler Bum: Trevor Brown Preacher: Cory Nealy Newsboy: Spencer Joplin-Wack Additional Voices: Keith Marsteller, Evan Mosher, Chris Seiler   Written and Directed by Joe Wack From a story by Joe Wack and José Amador Produced by  Megan Joplin, Keith G. Marsteller and Joe Wack Audio Production by Keith G. Marsteller Sound Mastering by Evan Mosher Theme Music by Evan Mosher Harlem Nocturne written by Earle Hagen and Dick Rogers Performed by Bud Shank Original Artwork by Sebastian Kadlecik Logo by Cheese Bone Digital

From the minds that brought you Spit-Take Theater and dozens of other classic sketches that you don’t know, comes Disgruntled Bit-Players Radio Theater, a podcast that will present original radio plays designed to make you chuckle warmly so hard that you’ll puke.    Our first production is a hard-hitting noir detective tale featuring the indelible character, Beigey, P.I.    Detective José Amador is drawn into a family drama with deadly consequences. Presented for you today is Episode 4: A Dangerous Dance with Danger Cast: Announcer: Keith G. Marsteller Beigey: José Amador Newsboy: Spencer Joplin-Wack Daisy Marzetti: Alisa Ledyard Jonesy: Cory Nealy Ron MacDonald: Chris Seiler Crusty McCann: Evan Mosher Johnny Marzetti: Trevor Brown Arthur Ritzy: Dave Wack Cutler: Evan Mosher Additional Voices: Trevor Brown, Keith Marsteller   Written and Directed by Joe Wack From a story by Joe Wack and José Amador Produced by  Megan Joplin, Keith G. Marsteller and Joe Wack Audio Production by Keith G. Marsteller Sound Mastering by Evan Mosher Theme Music by Evan Mosher Harlem Nocturne written by Earle Hagen and Dick Rogers Performed by Bud Shank Original Artwork by Sebastian Kadlecik Logo by Cheese Bone Digital

  From the minds that brought you Spit-Take Theater and dozens of other classic sketches that you don’t know, comes Disgruntled Bit-Players Radio Theater, a podcast that will present original radio plays designed to make you chuckle warmly so hard that you’ll puke.    Our first production is a hard-hitting noir detective tale featuring the indelible character, Beigey, P.I.    Detective José Amador is drawn into a family drama with deadly consequences. Presented for you today is Episode V: The Storm Breaks...Wind Cast: Announcer: Keith G. Marsteller Beigey: José Amador Daisy Marzetti: Alisa Ledyard Young Beigey: Duncan Joplin-Wack Fred Shvitz: Chris Seiler Newsboy: Spencer Joplin-Wack Katherine Ritzy: Kathleen Hogan Skipper Ritzy: Rhonda J. Soikowski Marvin Gormsch: Michael Anderson Trixie Gardenia: Alisa Ledyard Additional Voices: Keith Marsteller, Evan Mosher, Dave Wack   Written and Directed by Joe Wack From a story by Joe Wack and José Amador Produced by  Megan Joplin, Keith G. Marsteller and Joe Wack Audio Production by Keith G. Marsteller Sound Mastering by Evan Mosher Theme Music by Evan Mosher Harlem Nocturne written by Earle Hagen and Dick Rogers Performed by Bud Shank Original Artwork by Sebastian Kadlecik Logo by Cheese Bone Digital

From the minds that brought you Spit-Take Theater and dozens of other classic sketches that you don’t know, comes Disgruntled Bit-Players Radio Theater, a podcast that will present original radio plays designed to make you chuckle warmly so hard that you’ll puke.    Our sophomore production is the sprawling, electrifying action thriller Megaballs.   Maverick welder Bjorn Bjornson's world is turned upside down as he comes into possession of a winning lottery ticket. Plunged headfirst into a vast government conspiracy of assassins, postal carriers and monsters, Bjorn has to fight to stay alive. Presented for you today is Episode 1: Beware the Switzer. Cast: Announcer: Keith G. Marsteller Bjorn: Evan Mosher Maury: Christopher Seiler Gert: Alisa Ledyard Foreman: José Amador Amy: Sarah Bixler Bartender: Keith Marsteller Bigsby: Christopher Seiler Director: Kathleen Hogan Deputy X: Sarah Bixler Deputy Y: Michael James Anderson The Switzer: Joe Wack Helen: Alisa Ledyard Additional voices: Michael James Anderson, Meg Wack, Kathleen Hogan, Keith Marsteller Written and Directed by Joe Wack Produced by  Megan Joplin, Keith G. Marsteller, José Amador and Joe Wack Audio Production by Keith G. Marsteller Sound Mastering by Evan Mosher DBP Radio Theater Theme by Evan Mosher Theme from Megaballs ("Beast of Thunder") written by Peter W. Heizer “Take It Easy” by Andy Taylor “Sweet Home Alabama” by Lynyrd Skynyrd various Pan Flute music by Constantin Moscovini “You Shook Me All Night Long” AC/DC Original Artwork by Rob Ullman Logo by Cheese Bone Digital

From the minds that brought you Spit-Take Theater and dozens of other classic sketches that you don’t know, comes Disgruntled Bit-Players Radio Theater, a podcast that will present original radio plays designed to make you chuckle warmly so hard that you’ll puke.  Welder Bjorn Bjornson, after stumbling across a winning lottery ticket, is saved from an assassin by a mysterious woman who carries his unconscious form away from the scene of the attack. Is she friend...or foe...or falafal...or Fifi the dancing poodle?    Cast: Announcer: Keith G. Marsteller Helen: Alisa Ledyard Bjorn: Evan Mosher Carl: Cory Nealy Ned: Trevor Brown Director: Kathleen Hogan Deputy X: Sarah Bixler Additional voices: Keith Marsteller Written and Directed by Joe Wack Produced by  Megan Joplin, Keith G. Marsteller, José Amador and Joe Wack Audio Production by Keith G. Marsteller Sound Mastering by Evan Mosher DBP Radio Theater Theme by Evan Mosher Theme from Megaballs ("Beast of Thunder") written by Peter W. Heizer Original Artwork by Rob Ullman Logo by Cheese Bone Digital

From the minds that brought you Spit-Take Theater and dozens of other classic sketches that you don’t know, comes Disgruntled Bit-Players Radio Theater, a podcast that will present original radio plays designed to make you chuckle warmly so hard that you’ll puke.  Welder Bjorn Bjornson, after stumbling across a winning lottery ticket, has been plunged into a vast conspiracy where his life is in more danger than a donut in Devon's house. (My friend Devon loves donuts. So a donut wouldn't last long if--you know what, skip it.) Bjorn and the agents of STOP must fend off an attack from an army of Postal Carriers. If they can survive that, there'll be even more danger...down the road.   Cast: Announcer: Keith G. Marsteller Carl: Cory Nealy Helen: Alisa Ledyard Bjorn: Evan Mosher Ned: Trevor Brown Director: Kathleen Hogan Deputy X: Sarah Bixler Deputy Y: Michael J. Anderson Randy: Trevor Brown Mr. Sanchez: José Amador Becky: Rhonda J. Soikowski Luke: Salim Rahman Leah: Sarah Bixler Tobor: José Amador Maude Blakely: Rhonda J. Soikowski Additional voices: Michael J. Anderson, Megan Joplin, Spencer Joplin-Wack, Keith Marsteller and Cory Nealy Written and Directed by Joe Wack Produced by  Megan Joplin, Keith G. Marsteller, José Amador and Joe Wack Audio Production by Keith G. Marsteller Sound Mastering by Evan Mosher DBP Radio Theater Theme by Evan Mosher Theme from Megaballs ("Beast of Thunder") written by Peter W. Heizer “Showdown” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ “Stay the Course” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Theme to “The Bachelor” Original Artwork by Rob Ullman Logo by Cheese Bone Digital

From the minds that brought you Spit-Take Theater and dozens of other classic sketches that you don’t know, comes Disgruntled Bit-Players Radio Theater, a podcast that will present original radio plays designed to make you chuckle warmly so hard that you’ll puke.  In the fourth episode of Megaballs, Bjorn and his companions have survived multiple attacks from The Department and now rest, safe, in the Baltimore headquarters of STOP, where a pair of genius siblings and their robot companion have things under control. Meanwhile, a new danger stalks our hero, in the form of Maude Blakely, a woman so deadly you won't realize you've been killed...until it's too late...because you're dead...because she's killed you...and now you're dead.   Cast: Announcer: Keith G. Marsteller Bjorn: Evan Mosher Helen: Alisa Ledyard Tobor: José Amador Ned: Trevor Brown Luke: Salim Rahman Leah: Sarah Bixler Carl: Cory Nealy Amy: Sarah Bixler Angel: Duncan Joplin-Wack Maude Blakely: Rhonda J. Soikowski Director: Kathleen Hogan Deputy X: Sarah Bixler Deputy Y: Michael J. Anderson Additional voices: Keith Marsteller and Margaret Wack  Written and Directed by Joe Wack Produced by  Megan Joplin, Keith G. Marsteller, José Amador and Joe Wack Audio Production by Keith G. Marsteller Sound Mastering by Evan Mosher DBP Radio Theater Theme by Evan Mosher Theme from Megaballs ("Beast of Thunder") written by Peter W. Heizer The Bridge of Khazad Dum (by Kaitlyn Lusk) Original Artwork by Rob Ullman Logo by Cheese Bone Digital

From the minds that brought you Spit-Take Theater and dozens of other classic sketches that you don’t know, comes Disgruntled Bit-Players Radio Theater, a podcast that will present original radio plays designed to make you chuckle warmly so hard that you’ll puke.  In the thrilling confusion to Megaballs, Bjorn and Ned have been captured by The Department. As Luke and Helen race to rescue their friends, Bjorn learns about the horrors of Area 51 and the terrifying fate that awaits him. Also, a special performance by Shields and Yarnell!   Cast: Announcer: Keith G. Marsteller Bjorn: Evan Mosher Guard: Michael J. Anderson Ned: Trevor Brown Luke: Salim Rahman Helen: Alisa Ledyard Director: Kathleen Hogan Carl: Cory Nealy Representative Smith: Margaret Wack Dodi: Rhonda J. Soikowski Lew: José Amador Captain Pierce: Christopher Seiler Jaworski: Spencer Joplin-Wack Deputy X: Sarah Bixler Deputy Y: Michael J. Anderson Old Farmer: Salim Rahman Additional voices: Christopher Seiler, Joe Wack, Duncan Joplin-Wack, Marcia Marsteller  Written and Directed by Joe Wack Produced by  Megan Joplin, Keith G. Marsteller, José Amador and Joe Wack Audio Production by Keith G. Marsteller Sound Mastering by Evan Mosher DBP Radio Theater Theme by Evan Mosher Theme from Megaballs ("Beast of Thunder") written by Peter W. Heizer “Industrial Cinematic” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ “Hot Pursuit” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Superfriends Star Wipe Original Artwork by Rob Ullman Logo by Cheese Bone Digital

In this podcast extra, Keith, José and Joe take you behind the scenes to where the sausage got made and talk all about the process of creating Beigey, P.I.

From the minds that brought you Spit-Take Theater and dozens of other classic sketches that you don’t know, comes Disgruntled Bit-Players Radio Theater, a podcast that will present original radio plays designed to make you chuckle warmly so hard that you’ll plotz.    In the premiere episode of The 99s, daring pilot Alice Everly meets brilliant scientist Dr. Schleuss. When a group of Nazis led by the evil Commandant Gutenfluber tries to take Dr. Schleuss back to Germany, the scientist enlists Alice to help evade their grasp. Meanwhile, a pair of government agents tries to track Dr. Schleuss down.   Cast: Announcer--Keith Marsteller Alice Everly--Rhonda J. Soikowski General Ballard--Cory Nealy Dr. Helga Schleuss--Lisa Sanphillipo German Agent 1--Evan Mosher Gutenfluber--José Amador Ruth Elder--Kathleen Hogan German Agent 2--Brent Johnson German Agent 3--Joe Wack DOI Agent--Spencer Joplin-Wack Agent Fitzgerald--Patrick Broemeling Agent Glover--Christopher Seiler Dr. Crispin--Michael J. Anderson Charlie--Brent Johnson   Written and directed by Joe Wack Sound design and editing by Keith Marsteller Produced by José Amador, Megan J., Keith Marsteller and Joe Wack The DBP Radio Theater Theme is by Evan Mosher “Keep ‘Em Flying” was written by Glenn Miller and performed by The Glenn Miller Orchestra Artwork for the 99s by Teresa Grasseschi DBP Radio Theater logo by Cheesebone Digital

From the minds that brought you Spit-Take Theater and dozens of other classic sketches that you don’t know, comes Disgruntled Bit-Players Radio Theater, a podcast that will present original radio plays designed to make you chuckle warmly so hard that you’ll plotz.    In the newest episode of The 99s, Alice and Dr. Schleuss seek help from legendary pilot Bessie Coleman. Meanwhile Gutenfluber is running out of flunkies, as he's shot most of them. And Agent Glover and Dr. Crispin pick up a new ally in their search for Alice and Dr. Schleuss.    Cast: Announcer--Keith Marsteller Alice Everly--Rhonda J. Soikowski Dr. Helga Schleuss--Lisa Sanphillipo Stew Bailey--Keith Marsteller Agent Glover--Christopher Seiler Dr. Crispin--Michael J. Anderson Jim Bailey--Joe Wack Attendant--Evan Mosher Operator--Megan J Gutenfluber--José Amador German Agent 2--Brent Johnson Doorman--Michael J. Anderson Maitre’D--Cory Nealy Host --Joe Wack Kurt Flipflop--Evan Mosher Waiter--Brent Johnson Bessie Coleman--Lisa Clarke Billy Coleman--Salim Rahman Lola Bailey--Ashlen Hodge Newsboy--Spencer Joplin-Wack Benny Coleman--Chad Goler-Sojourner Conductor--Joe Wack German Agent 4--Patrick Broemeling German Agent 5--Cory Nealy Millie--Virginia Drda   Written and directed by Joe Wack Sound design and editing by Keith Marsteller Produced by José Amador, Megan J., Keith Marsteller and Joe Wack The DBP Radio Theater Theme is by Evan Mosher “Keep ‘Em Flying” was written by Glenn Miller and performed by The Glenn Miller Orchestra Artwork for the 99s by Teresa Grasseschi DBP Radio Theater logo by Cheesebone Digital

From the minds that brought you Spit-Take Theater and dozens of other classic sketches that you don’t know, comes Disgruntled Bit-Players Radio Theater, a podcast that will present original radio plays designed to make you chuckle warmly so hard that you’ll plotz.    In the newest episode of The 99s, Alice and Bessie escort Dr. Schleuss southward on a train, unaware that Gutenfluber has agents hot on their trail. Meanwhile, Agent Glover and Dr. Crispin press Billie for information.   Cast: Announcer--Keith Marsteller Alice Everly--Rhonda J. Soikowski Dr. Helga Schleuss--Lisa Sanphillipo Bessie Coleman--Lisa Clarke Agent Glover--Christopher Seiler Billy Coleman--Salim Rahman Dr. Crispin--Michael J. Anderson Millie--Virginia Drda German Agent --Cory Nealy Gutenfluber--José Amador Lola Bailey--Ashlen Hodge Conductor--Joe Wack German Agent 6 --Keith Marsteller German Agent 7--Joe Wack   Written and directed by Joe Wack Sound design and editing by Keith Marsteller Produced by José Amador, Megan J., Keith Marsteller and Joe Wack The DBP Radio Theater Theme is by Evan Mosher “Keep ‘Em Flying” was written by Glenn Miller and performed by The Glenn Miller Orchestra Artwork for the 99s by Teresa Grasseschi DBP Radio Theater logo by Cheesebone Digital

From the minds that brought you Spit-Take Theater and dozens of other classic sketches that you don’t know, comes Disgruntled Bit-Players Radio Theater, a podcast that will present original radio plays designed to make you chuckle warmly so hard that you’ll plotz.    In the newest episode of The 99s, Alice and Bessie meet up with the legendary women of The 99s. When Agent Glover and Dr. Crispin ask for help finding Dr. Schleuss, The 99s rocket into action.   Cast: Announcer--Keith Marsteller Alice Everly--Rhonda J. Soikowski Amy Johnson--Shannon Kipp Bessie Coleman--Lisa Clarke Katherine Stinson--Margaret Wack Marjorie Stinson--Alisa Ledyard Aggie Finster--Dashia Magee Pancho Barnes--Sarah Bixler Ruth Elder--Kathleen Hogan Agent Glover--Christopher Seiler Dr. Crispin--Michael J. Anderson Billy Coleman--Salim Rahman Lola Bailey--Ashlen Hodge Sailor--Duncan Joplin-Wack Cabbie--Joe Wack Gutenfluber--José Amador Dr. Helga Schleuss--Lisa Sanphillipo Millie--Virginia Drda   Written and directed by Joe Wack Sound design and editing by Keith Marsteller Produced by José Amador, Megan J., Keith Marsteller and Joe Wack The DBP Radio Theater Theme is by Evan Mosher “Keep ‘Em Flying” was written by Glenn Miller and performed by The Glenn Miller Orchestra Artwork for the 99s by Teresa Grasseschi DBP Radio Theater logo by Cheesebone Digital

From the minds that brought you Spit-Take Theater and dozens of other classic sketches that you don’t know, comes Disgruntled Bit-Players Radio Theater, a podcast that will present original radio plays designed to make you chuckle warmly so hard that you’ll plotz.    In the final episode of The 99s, The 99s rescue Dr. Schleuss and the Stimson sisters from Gutenfluber, but the danger has only gotten worse! Can Alice and The 99s stop Gutenfluber from crippling the U.S. military? Probably!   Cast: Announcer--Keith Marsteller Alice Everly--Rhonda J. Soikowski Agent Glover--Christopher Seiler DOI Radio Op--Brent Johnson Agent Fitzgerald--Patrick Broemeling Amy Johnson--Shannon Kipp Bessie Coleman--Lisa Clarke Billy Coleman--Salim Rahman Lola Bailey--Ashlen Hodge Ruth Elder--Kathleen Hogan Pancho Barnes--Sarah Bixler Marjorie Stinson--Alisa Ledyard Gutenfluber--José Amador Katherine Stinson--Margaret Wack Millie--Virginia Drda Pilot 1--Spencer Joplin-Wack Pilot 2--Dan Knapp Dr. Crispin--Michael J. Anderson Dr. Helga Schleuss--Lisa Sanphillipo Major Andre--Evan Mosher Virginia Hill--Marcea Pierson Sgt. Rock--Brent Johnson   Written and directed by Joe Wack Sound design and editing by Keith Marsteller Produced by José Amador, Megan J., Keith Marsteller and Joe Wack The DBP Radio Theater Theme is by Evan Mosher “Keep ‘Em Flying” was written by Glenn Miller and performed by The Glenn Miller Orchestra Artwork for the 99s by Teresa Grasseschi DBP Radio Theater logo by Cheesebone Digital