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Think Dangerous Minds, but now with dance fighting, and Mark Dacascos from Double Dragon... OH, and that Zoom Zoom Zoom song we all remember from the Mazda commercial. DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers! ONLY THE STRONG dir. Sheldon Lettich starring: Mark Dacascos; Stacey Travis; Geoffrey Lewis

Did you like Dan Haggerty's performance in Chance? Well, now you get to see him play (almost) the exact same character! But this time with no plot! DISCLAIMER: LANGUAGE AND SPOILERS! REPO JAKE dir. Joseph Merhi starring: Dan Haggerty; Dana Bentley; Steve Hansbourgh

Christopher "Highlander" Lambert stars as a side-character in his own story. He's a businessman, she's dead, and the real protagonist has a cool vendetta and a sword! DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers! THE HUNTED dir. J.F. Lawton starring: Christopher Lambert; John Lone; Joan Chen

Part Man, Part Samurai, All... over the place! Starring Matt Hannon wearing a fabulous wig 50% of the time, and Robert Z'Dar of Maniac Cop... this cult classic is a don't miss for fans of "oh, so they chose to do this scene, that way? Hmmm, interesting." DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers! SAMURAI COP dir. Amir Shervan starring: Matt Hannon; Mark Frazer; Robert Z'Dar

Jeff Wincott of Martial Law 2 is back... and this time he's... doing the same thing as before... when a former cop's boxing coach is murdered it's up to him to take down a local politician and her gang of goons... strangely relevant here in 2026. DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers! MISSION OF JUSTICE dir. Steve Barnett starring: Jeff Wincott; Brigitte Nielsen; Mathias Hues

Have you seen Class of 1984? No? Well, it doesn't matter in the science fiction sequel to an 80's cult classic drama... I'm not saying this follow-up is better... but boy oh boy is it fun! DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers! CLASS OF 1999 dir. Mark L. Lester starring: Bradley Gregg; Malcolm McDowell; Patrick Kilpatrick

The Time: The future The Place: London The Problem: The Rutger Hauer Chocolate, Coffee, and Smokes Diet! From the future writer of Hollow Man (oh no) and The Fast and The Furious! (HECK YEAH!) DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers! SPLIT SECOND dir. Tony Maylam starring: Rutger Hauer; Kim Cattrall; Alastair Duncan

Man versus Lion... guess which side Matt is cheering on? DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers!! THE GHOST AND THE DARKNESS dir. Stephen Hopkins starring: Val Kilmer; Michael Douglas; John Kani

Chance is the fourth installment in the Detective Jon Chance franchise starring "Boom Boom" Washington from Welcome Back, Kotter fame... Neither Will nor Matt have seen the first three... and aren't really certain that it matters... DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers! CHANCE dir. Charles T. Kanganis; Addison Randall starring: Lawrence Hilton-Jacobs; Dan Haggerty; Roger Rodd

In lieu of the upcoming Street Fighter film... let's talk about one of the originals! Future Cops! Let's just hope that the new one is ALSO about the beloved Capcom characters going back in time and undercover at a university! DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers! FUTURE COPS dir. Wong Jing starring: Andy Lau; Jacky Cheung; Aaron Kwok

To close out 2025 we bring you something that shouldn't be... a political action film starring Jeff Speakman and Captain Kirk himself, William Shatner... right? DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers! LAND OF THE FREE dir. Jerry Jameson starring: William Shatner; Jeff Speakman; Charlie Robinson

Charlie Sheen with a mullet, going undercover in the world of biker gangs led by Michael Madsen? Sign us up! DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers! BEYOND THE LAW dir. Larry Ferguson starring: Charlie Sheen; Linda Fiorentino; Michael Madsen

Join Will and Matt as they discuss the ins and outs of reanimation and brainstorm their new film, Robert Cop! as it pertains to The Demolitionist! From Walking Dead's own Robert Kurtzman! DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers!! THE DEMOLITIONIST dir. Robert Kurtzman starring: Nicole Eggert; Richard Grieco; Bruce Abbott

Let's dip our toes back into the Pyun'iverse! with this movie about the worst kickboxers who say they are the best -- which in all fairness, everything Albert Pyun touched was the BEST! DISCLAIMER: Language, Spoilers, and Chicken Nuggies! BLOODMATCH dir. Albert Pyun starring: Thom Matthews; Hope Marie Carlton; Marianne Taylor

Remember in the 90's when Hollywood thought they could make Hitchcock better? Sure you do, but you tried to forget, well, we're here to remind you! DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers! A PERFECT MURDER dir. Andrew Davis starring: Michael Douglas; Gwyneth Paltrow; Viggo Mortensen

An American adaptation of the hit manga from Japan -- Guyver? More like McGuyver, am-i-right? DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers! THE GUYVER dir. Screaming Mad George, Steve Wang starring: Mark Hamill; Jack Armstrong; Vivian Wu

To kick off our next series (24th!) -- we are looking into an overlooked sci-fi action film from one of the 90's genre favorites, Roland Emmerich. Set upon a 44th Moon Mining Colony and starring that guy from Fright Night, this film has so many prop helicopters and packs of cigarettes it would make your father proud. DISCLAIMER: LANGUAGE AND SPOILERS! CW/TW: MOVIE CONTAINS SA MOON 44 dir. Roland Emmerich starring: Michael Pare; Dean Devlin, Malcolm McDowell

Repligator is the story of what happens when military science goes wrong -- and someone makes a straight to video semi-adult film out of it... DISCLAIMER: Spoilers and Language! REPLIGATOR dir. Bret McCormick starring: Gunnar Hansen; Keith Kjornes; Randy Clower

The third 3 Ninjas film (and only one left for us to review... until we write our own)... is full of everything you've come to love in this wonderfully subpar series -- albeit without a depressed Hulk Hogan. It's got racial appropriation, it's got Tum Tum eating his way through pain, it's got pizza and martial arts, it's EVEN got Don Stark! DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers! 3 NINJAS: KNUCKLE UP dir. Shin Sang-ok starring: Victor Wong; Charles Napier; Michael Treanor

Where else will you find a podcast about movies? Well, everywhere... But where else will you find a podcast where two guys have a problem distinguishing between Thomas Jane and Aaron Eckhart? DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers!! THURSDAY dir. Skip Woods starring: Thomas Jane; Aaron Eckhart; James LeGros