Disney Channel Original Noobies

In this episode we discuss the Disney Channel Original Movie Jumping Ship (2001). We discuss surviving on deserted islands, emus, and most importantly, the Island Boyssssss. If you listen to the end, you'll get to hear Sam singing beautifully.   You can find us on Instagram at @disneychanneloriginalnoobies, or email us any questions/comments/compliments/dog pictures at dconoobies@gmail.com   Intro Music: Afterparty Review by Sascha Ende Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/2962-afterparty-review License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

In this episode we rank the third ten Disney Channel Original Movies from worst to best.     You can reach out to us via: Instagram - @disneychanneloriginalnoobies Twitter - DisneyNoobies Email - dconoobies@gmail.com   Intro Music: Afterparty Review by Sascha Ende Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/2962-afterparty-review License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

In this episode we discuss the Disney Channel Original Movie Halloweentown II: Kalabar's Revenge (2001). We discuss cool costumes, dog costumes, and which costume you'd live your life as. BONUS: We introduce a new member of the DCON family!   You can find us on Instagram at @disneychanneloriginalnoobies, or email us any questions/comments/compliments/dog pictures at dconoobies@gmail.com   Intro Music: Afterparty Review by Sascha Ende Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/2962-afterparty-review License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

PART II!   In this episode, we review the classic Disney Channel Original Movie Halloweentown (1998). It is a spooky tale of magic, family, skeletons, ghosts, and everything Harry Potter. Our fact checkers have advised us that Reese's Pieces first came out in 1978 and Harry Potter was published in the UK in 1997 and the US in 1998. We apologize for any inconvenience we may have caused due to our faulty information.     Intro Music: Afterparty Review by Sascha Ende Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/2962-afterparty-review License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

In this episode we discuss the Disney Channel Original Movie The Jennie Project (2001). We touch on red flags, monkey court cases, and the difference between animal hospitals and human hospitals.   You can find us on Instagram at @disneychanneloriginalnoobies, or email us any questions/comments/compliments/dog pictures at dconoobies@gmail.com   Intro Music: Afterparty Review by Sascha Ende Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/2962-afterparty-review License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Hey guys, we've decided to rebroadcast one of our favorite, older episodes, Smart House (1999), which is still a Disney Channel Original Movie about a house that is...smart. Enjoy (again)!   Intro Music: Afterparty Review by Sascha Ende Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/2962-afterparty-review License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

In this episode we discuss the Disney Channel Original Movie Jet Jackson: The Movie (2001). We go in depth on standing people up (accidentally or on purpose), multiple realities, and Power Rangers fighting.   You can find us on Instagram at @disneychanneloriginalnoobies, or email us any questions/comments/compliments/dog pictures at dconoobies@gmail.com   Intro Music: Afterparty Review by Sascha Ende Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/2962-afterparty-review License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

In this episode we discuss the Disney Channel Original Movie Hounded (2001). You'll find out what we think of psycho killer dogs, pet stories, and which one of us is a cheating criminal mastermind.    You can find us on Instagram at @disneychanneloriginalnoobies, or email us any questions/comments/compliments/dog pictures at dconoobies@gmail.com   Intro Music: Afterparty Review by Sascha Ende Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/2962-afterparty-review License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

In this episode we discuss the Disney Channel Original Movie The Luck of the Irish (2001). Hear our takes on Gaelic sports, wearing hats in school, how to turn into a leprechaun.    You can find us on Instagram at @disneychanneloriginalnoobies, or email us any questions/comments/compliments/dog pictures at dconoobies@gmail.com   Intro Music: Afterparty Review by Sascha Ende Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/2962-afterparty-review License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

In this episode we discuss the Disney Channel Original Movie Motocrossed (2001). We discuss Amanda Bynes, N'Sync, the French, and surprisingly, motocross. Unfortunately, in this ep Joanna does not try out her Marge Simpson impersonation again. Maybe next time.   You can find us on Instagram at @disneychanneloriginalnoobies, or email us any questions/comments/compliments/dog pictures at dconoobies@gmail.com   Intro Music: Afterparty Review by Sascha Ende Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/2962-afterparty-review License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

In this episode we discuss the Disney Channel Original Movie Zenon: The Zequel (2001). We talk about a wide variety of topics, ranging from how the ewoks are the best characters in Star Wars, the logistics of Disney Channel Original Movies, and Joanna's debilitating fear of spiders. Also, stay tuned to the end after the outro music (or just skip straight there, who cares) where we do our best impersonations of [redacted].   You can find us on Instagram at @disneychanneloriginalnoobies, or email us any questions/comments/compliments/dog pictures at dconoobies@gmail.com   Intro Music: Afterparty Review by Sascha Ende Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/2962-afterparty-review License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/   Outro Music:  The Galaxy is Ours by Proto Zoa ℗ 2004 Walt Disney Records Producers: Tom Harriman, Donald Markowitz, and Marco Marinangeli Composers/Lyricists: Donald Markowitz and Stuart Krieger  

In this episode we discuss the Disney Channel Original Movie The Ultimate Christmas Present (2000). We also discuss meteorology, holiday memories, and Nutella burgling.   You can find us on Instagram at @disneychanneloriginalnoobies, or email us any questions/comments/compliments/dog pictures at dconoobies@gmail.com   Intro Music: Afterparty Review by Sascha Ende Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/2962-afterparty-review License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

In this episode we discuss the Disney Channel Original Movie Phantom of the Megaplex (2000), which is about a workaholic kid who has to deal with a lot of shenanigans at the movie theatre he works at. It's a real whodunit. Your favorite podcast hosts talk about our best/worst jobs and the best way to clean up gumballs with a hockey stick. Also, Joanna kills a spider (you'll know it when you hear it).   You can find us on Instagram at @disneychanneloriginalnoobies, or email us any questions/comments/compliments/dog pictures at dconoobies@gmail.com   Intro Music: Afterparty Review by Sascha Ende Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/2962-afterparty-review License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

In this episode we discuss the Disney Channel Original Movie Mom's Got a Date with a Vampire (2000), which is about a mom who, get this, goes on a date with a...VAMPIRE! Scary! Spooky! The movie stars the aunt from Sabrina the Teenage Witch and off-brand Indiana Jones. I hope you enjoy!   You can find us on Instagram at @disneychanneloriginalnoobies, or email us any questions/comments/compliments/dog pictures at dconoobies@gmail.com   Intro Music: Afterparty Review by Sascha Ende Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/2962-afterparty-review License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/  

In this episode we discuss the Disney Channel Original Movie The Other Me (2000), a movie about a kid who accidentally clones himself and uses the clone version as a slave so he doesn't have to go to school anymore. We discuss heavy topics such as the ethics of having a twin replace you, the complete works of Yo-Yo Ma, and epic dance parties (including the mechanics of telepathically turning on a boombox). For you younger millennials out there, a boombox is like an ipod that is much bigger and louder. And for you zoomers out there, and ipod is like an iphone without tik tok.   You can find us on Instagram at @disneychanneloriginalnoobies, or email us any questions/comments/compliments/dog pictures at dconoobies@gmail.com   Intro Music: Afterparty Review by Sascha Ende Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/2962-afterparty-review License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

In this episode we rank the second 10 Disney Channel Original Movies from worst to best.     You can reach out to us via: Instagram - @disneychanneloriginalnoobies Twitter - DisneyNoobies Email - dconoobies@gmail.com   Intro Music: Afterparty Review by Sascha Ende Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/2962-afterparty-review License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

In this episode we discuss the Disney Channel Original Movie Quints (2000), a movie which features the queen of Halloweentown Kimberly J. Brown. We discuss why five babies is too many babies (at one time), weird teachers, and overbearing parents. Enjoy!   You can find us on Instagram at @disneychanneloriginalnoobies, or email us any questions/comments/compliments at dconoobies@gmail.com   Intro Music: Afterparty Review by Sascha Ende Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/2962-afterparty-review License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

In this episode we discuss the Disney Channel Original Movie Ready to Run (2000). We talk about the logistics of animals wearing headphones, hot hoofs (whatever that is), and Sam opens up about his deep distrust of the equine species. Oh, and also we talk about the movie Ready to Run.   Did you hear about the man who was hospitalized with six plastic horses inside him? The doctor described his condition as stable.     Intro Music: Afterparty Review by Sascha Ende Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/2962-afterparty-review License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

In this episode we discuss the Disney Channel Original Movie Stepsister From Planet Weird. In this episode, we do some sweet impersonations, Joanna gets her swagger back, and there's a (too) brief mention of Ryan Gosling. Also, pretty much none of that has to do with the movie at all. It's a fun one, but just watch out for the bad aliens...and wind.     Intro Music: Afterparty Review by Sascha Ende Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/2962-afterparty-review License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

In this episode we discuss the Disney Channel Original Movie Miracle in Lane 2. This film has the two things you need in a movie, a true underdog story and Frankie Muniz. In this ep was talk about the soap box derbies, vomiting slurpees, and what if God was a famous race car driver. Go Sports!     Intro Music: Afterparty Review by Sascha Ende Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/2962-afterparty-review License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/