DiscoverLegends Of The Painty Men
Legends Of The Painty Men
Claim Ownership

Legends Of The Painty Men

Author: John Roy and Andrew DeWitt

Subscribed: 176Played: 8,996
Share

Description

Comedians John Roy (Star Search, Multiple Late Night Appearances) and Andrew DeWitt (Sundance, Showtime, TV Land and Jimmy Kimmel) nerd out about what drew them into Warhammer: Age of Sigmar, Games Workshop modeling and their philosophies on gaming. Listen to two comedians banter about the state of their favorite game, the kinds of games they like to play, the people they like to play with and the models they love. NSFW language so wear headphones if your boss is around.
72 Episodes
Reverse
Comedians John Roy (Late Night, Star Search, Employees on EarWolf ) and Andrew DeWitt (TBS, All Things Comedy, TV Land, Tru Tv) send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar, in another episode of Legends of The Painty Men. On this episode Andrew and John talk about the miniature culling for the new Age of Sigmar. John decides to switch gears in his army and double down on Stormcast. Andrew suggests One Page Rules as an option for the frustrated and John roasts him again.Enjoy! If you like webcomics, Andrew has a great one called Tarnation Lucille on Tapas and Comic Fury.  https://tapas.io/series/TarnationLucille/info also on Comic Fury: https://tarnationlucille.thecomicseries.com   music by the fantastic @fluxpavilion 
Comedians John Roy (Late Night, Star Search, Employees on EarWolf ) and Andrew DeWitt (TBS, All Things Comedy, TV Land, Tru Tv) send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar, in another episode of Legends of The Painty Men. On this episode Andrew and John talk about how bad of an actual general Andrew would be with his ADHD, they also talk about making intentionally bad tactical decisions in order to see the coolest board set up(visually speaking) and for as much trash as they talk, they love Warhammer miniatures and go on to recommend them for your DnD campaigns. Also John plays a grim dark strategy game and Andy finds an rpg on Switch about cartoon boobies. Enjoy!   music by the fantastic @fluxpavilion 
Comedians John Roy (Late Night, Star Search, Employees on EarWolf ) and Andrew DeWitt (TBS, All Things Comedy, TV Land, Tru Tv) send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar, in another episode of Legends of The Painty Men. On this episode Andrew and John check out some of the Old World Boxed Sets, Andy speculates on what minis he might get from the line including his old favorite, Ole’ Swamp Tits. Check out Andy's new hobby YouTube as well, Mech Beard Painting and Roy's stand up special on YouTube!   music by the fantastic @fluxpavilion 
Comedians John Roy (Late Night, Star Search, Employees on EarWolf ) and Andrew DeWitt (TBS, All Things Comedy, TV Land, Tru Tv) send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar, in another episode of Legends of The Painty Men. On this episode Andrew and John are perplexed by and roast Warhammer: The Old World while simultaneously only contributing the paltriest of productive suggestions . Like the true Grognards they are. Check out Andy's new hobby YouTube as well, Mech Beard Painting and Roy's stand up special on YouTube! music by the fantastic @fluxpavilion 
Comedians John Roy (Late Night, Star Search, Employees on EarWolf ) and Andrew DeWitt (TBS, All Things Comedy, TV Land, Tru Tv) send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar, in another episode of Legends of The Painty Men. On this episode Andrew and John deep dive into the Cities of Sigmar Battletome, , ogle the art, and run bits on the map names.  music by the fantastic @fluxpavilion 
Comedians John Roy (Late Night, Employees on EarWolf ) and Andrew DeWitt (TBS, TV Land, Tru Tv) send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar, in another episode of Legends of The Painty Men. On this episode Andrew and John rip on Saruman’s ridiculous end goal for Middle Earth, talk unit pricing for Cities of Sigmar and Andrew attempts to imagine a big butt ork breeding program.  music by the fantastic @fluxpavilion 
Comedians John Roy (Late Night, Employees on EarWolf ) and Andrew DeWitt (TBS, TV Land, Tru Tv) send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar, in another episode of Legends of The Painty Men. On this episode Andrew finds 60 free goblins from his very old Elves vs. Goblins Warhammer box and discovers the adorable “Cloth Gobkins” from Statuesque Miniatures. John starts planning his list and potential paint schemes for Cities of Sigmar. Then they probably talk about balls or farts. music by the fantastic @fluxpavilion 
Comedians John Roy (Late Night, Employees on EarWolf ) and Andrew DeWitt (TBS, TV Land, Tru Tv) send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar, in another episode of Legends of The Painty Men. On this episode they gush about the Cites of Sigmar Leak and how they might take the spot as #1 good guy army.  music by the fantastic @fluxpavilion 
Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar, on another hilarious episode of Legends of The Painty Men! On this episode they talk about a new for of spell casting, roast old Empire miniatures that are going away and talk once more about new awesome Cities of Sigmar miniatures. It's a hilarious episode that actually broke John's computer with jokes! Check it out! -music by the incredible @fluxpaviliion 
Comedians Andrew DeWitt (Misery Index, Jimmy Kimmel) and John Roy (Star Search, Late Night) send up their favorite table top war game, Age of Sigmar. On this episode John makes Andrew come up with some lady characters to increase the fan base and Andrew’s idea is absolutely bonkers. As always, music by the incredible @fluxpavilion !
On this episode of Legends of The Painty Men, comedians John Roy (Star Search, Late Night) and Andrew DeWitt (TBS, Kimmel) talk about the absolute drip for some very fashionable Cities of Sigmar Characters. Andrew plays a game of One Page Rules against a listener and loses. John roasts Andrew and then Andrew reveals some details on a mech based table top game he’s working on.
One this episode of Legends of The Painty men comedians Andrew DeWitt and John Roy toast the new miniatures for Age of Sigmar, particularly the new Cities of Sigmar Cavaliers! Then Andrew shows off his new Gunpla and talks plans for One Page Rules. Also, Zoom changed its compression algorithm and it gave us a lisp. We’ll be tryin out new software from now on! Tune in and enjoy!   Music by the amazing @fluxpavilion!
One this episode of Legends of The Painty men comedians Andrew DeWitt and John Roy roast the insane setting for Age of Sigmar, which they otherwise love, realm by realm. Tune in and enjoy!   Music by the amazing @fluxpavilion!
One this episode of Legends of The Painty men comedians Andrew DeWitt and John Roy talk about old school DnD, Andrew training for SCA fighting by jogging in full armor during a South Carolina summer heat wave, a new history show, AoS Vampire Pickup Artists, Andrew loves big fat Slaan frogs, price increases and they roast the new rules lawyer Kharadron Overlords model. Tune in and enjoy!   Music by the amazing @fluxpavilion!
Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar! On this episode the boys talk about the new Gloomspite Gitz Battletome, the pain of buying new rules in general, GW art books and Andrew recounts his last game of One Page Rules, Grim Dark Future. music by the amazing @fluxpavilion! On Twitter and the globe!
Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar! On this episode the boys adress Henry Cavill and his Warhammer 40K project at Amazon, talk about Richard Grieco in Cinemax stripclub 40k, Space Marines taking dumps in their pants, Nurgle making STDS, Orks having a great time and some general nerd content catch up.  music by the amazing @fluxpavilion!   
Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar! On this episode the boys talk about their latest in person game that Roy won! They talk skirmish rules for AoS and the beauty of low point games. They also do one more round of “ridiculous rules names” before hanging the bit up for at least another month.  Enjoy!     music by the amazing @fluxpavilion! (On tour now!)  
Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar! On this episode the boys live play and actual game! Slaanesh vs Daughters of Khaine. They have to relearn the rules! They rip on each other! Andy gets very nervous! It's fantastic Enjoy!     music by the amazing @fluxpavilion! (On tour now!)    
Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar! On this episode the boys talk about Andrew's first gaming event, Blood and Plunder (with a few sneaky Gamesworkshop minis thrown in, John's new DnD project trying to utilize mainly GW sculpts, a hankering for Cursed City and a new Varangaurd model the boys both love!  All on this episode of Legends of The Painty Men! Enjoy!     music by the amazing @fluxpavilion! (On tour now!)
Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar! On this episode the boys talk about how John is too scared to fix his Imperial Guard army by himself, Andrew keeps trying to sneak One Page Rules talk into the conversation and it infuriates John then they descend into madness as they cover the ever increasing horde of absurdity that is the Warcry warbad roster . All on this episode of Legends of The Painty Men! Enjoy!     music by the amazing @fluxpavilion! (On tour now!)    
loading
Comments (9)

Steve Wasko

really Andy, "meat and p potatoes" i know what you wanted to say.

Mar 14th
Reply

Curtis piper

Just found this but if your a fan you can hear Andrew on beach cops and you can find it on Patreon

Jun 11th
Reply

David Morgan

Great episode, guys! Thank you for cheering up the day.

Jan 6th
Reply

Pacific81x

The bit about the monochrome army actually made me ruin the thing I was painting, crying with laughter

Sep 6th
Reply

David Morgan

Henning Wehn. A very funny German comedian.

Mar 15th
Reply

Trevor Chadwick

great call-out to the Tarrasque

Aug 5th
Reply (1)

David Morgan

The funniest episode yet!

Sep 19th
Reply

David Morgan

Expect maybe five minutes per episode about playing the actual game. This is more than compensated for by achingly funny AoS and hobby related ramblings of these two. WARNING: Laughing while walking may draw strange looks from passers by.

Aug 22nd
Reply
Download from Google Play
Download from App Store