Uber Cinco

Sometimes you just got to block out the bad moments, unless you're forced to relive them on a no-stakes podcast game show. Mitch and Brian try to forget as Nathan surprises us with a game, name the hilariously true NBA star in fictional adult films. Join our Discord to continue the conversation https://discord.gg/hZzvRCkT53Host: Nathan HennenfentContestants: Brian Ernst v. Mitch BrinkmanProducer: Dennis SchetterBelow are the tools we use to put together the show. If you think any of it is something you could use, consider getting it through our affiliate links:Descript: ubk.fyi/descriptRiverside: ubk.fyi/riversideAdobe: ubk.fyi/adobeYou can find all our affiliate links at ubk.fyi/linksBecome a supporter on PatreonSee our faces on YouTubeFollow us on Facebook, Twitter and InstagramThis podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy

Flip the table, wag your finger, cause a scene! This week we tackle the top 5 reasons to cause a scene, with special guest producer Dennis Schetter joining us at the table. Host: Brian ErnstContestants: Mitch Brinkman v. Nathan HennenfentJoin our Discord to continue the conversation https://discord.gg/hZzvRCkT53Below are the tools we use to put together the show. If you think any of it is something you could use, consider getting it through our affiliate links:Descript: ubk.fyi/descriptRiverside: ubk.fyi/riversideAdobe: ubk.fyi/adobeYou can find all our affiliate links at ubk.fyi/linksBecome a supporter on PatreonSee our faces on YouTubeFollow us on Facebook, Twitter and InstagramThis podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy

In the premiere episode of WSISTW we get a short tale about car wash grapes and then Mitch gets an Area 51 earful on a business trip. Follow Brian @ubkbrian on Twitter and InstagramIf you think anything we mention on the show is something you could use, consider getting it through our affiliate links:Descript: ubk.fyi/descriptRiverside: ubk.fyi/riversideAdobe: ubk.fyi/adobeYou can find all our affiliate links at ubk.fyi/linksFollow the show everywhere @ubkstudiosSubmit your weird shit here.Support this and all UBK Studios projects on Patreon.

We kept calm and carried on with today's show featuring a special call from King Charles and all of us talking about history without having done any research beforehand. Cheerio.Host: Brian ErnstContestants: Mitch Brinkman v. Nathan HennenfentListen to "Boat Parade".Below are the tools we use to put together the show. If you think any of it is something you could use, consider getting it through our affiliate links:Descript: ubk.fyi/descriptRiverside: ubk.fyi/riversideAdobe: ubk.fyi/adobeYou can find all our affiliate links at ubk.fyi/linksBecome a supporter on PatreonSee our faces on YouTubeFollow us on Facebook, Twitter and InstagramThis podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy

We're breaking the form today as only Brian reveals his hot take that summer is the absolute worst as Mitch and Nathan must come to an agreement on what to award Brian's babble. Hosts: Mitch Brinkman and Nathan HennenfentContestant: Brian Ernst Below are the tools we use to put together the show. If you think any of it is something you could use, consider getting it through our affiliate links:Descript: ubk.fyi/descriptRiverside: ubk.fyi/riversideAdobe: ubk.fyi/adobeYou can find all our affiliate links at ubk.fyi/linksBecome a supporter on PatreonSee our faces on YouTubeFollow us on Facebook, Twitter and InstagramThis podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy

Who's got consistent bangers in a row? We scour IMDB to see which directers put out the best 3 features in a row.Host: Mitch Brinkman Contestants: Nathan Hennenfent v. Brian ErnstBelow are the tools we use to put together the show. If you think any of it is something you could use, consider getting it through our affiliate links:Descript: ubk.fyi/descriptRiverside: ubk.fyi/riversideAdobe: ubk.fyi/adobeYou can find all our affiliate links at ubk.fyi/linksBecome a supporter on PatreonSee our faces on YouTubeFollow us on Facebook, Twitter and InstagramThis podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy

How many times have you had issues traveling either to work, back home, or halfway around the world? I bet they don't compare to Mitch's stories this week, but Nathan gives him a run for his money. Also, Fast Five worst airlines and their taglines. Host: Brian Ernst Contestants: Mitch Brinkman v. Nathan Hennenfent.Below are the tools we use to put together the show. If you think any of it is something you could use, consider getting it through our affiliate links:Descript: ubk.fyi/descriptRiverside: ubk.fyi/riversideAdobe: ubk.fyi/adobeYou can find all our affiliate links at ubk.fyi/linksBecome a supporter on PatreonSee our faces on YouTubeFollow us on Facebook, Twitter and InstagramThis podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy

Yes we know we've talked about procrastination before, but we were putting off the real good stories until now. Host: Nathan HennenfentContestants: Brian Ernst v. Mitch BrinkmanBelow are the tools we use to put together the show. If you think any of it is something you could use, consider getting it through our affiliate links:Descript: ubk.fyi/descriptRiverside: ubk.fyi/riversideAdobe: ubk.fyi/adobeYou can find all our affiliate links at ubk.fyi/linksBecome a supporter on PatreonSee our faces on YouTubeFollow us on Facebook, Twitter and InstagramThis podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy

The boys are back and in-person to discuss faces from the big and small screen to spoil them on weekends.Host: Brian ErnstContestants: Mitch Brinkman v. Nathan HennenfentBelow are the tools we use to put together the show. If you think any of it is something you could use, consider getting it through our affiliate links:Descript: ubk.fyi/descriptRiverside: ubk.fyi/riversideAdobe: ubk.fyi/adobeYou can find all our affiliate links at ubk.fyi/linksBecome a supporter on PatreonSee our faces on YouTubeFollow us on Facebook, Twitter and InstagramThis podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy

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Real or fictional, these are the modes of transportation Brian and Mitch flock to. Nathan also reveals his Fast Five Chairs of all time. Host: Nathan HennenfentContestants: Brian Ernst v. Mitch BrinkmanLook no further for family fun than a Pelican paddle boatWatch the full tour of the 1997 Lincoln Town Car Limo in Wausau, WI See Brian in a Vegas limo: ubkstudios.com/brian-in-limoCommercial for MoonshoesJet Bikes from Michael Bay's 2005 masterpiece The IslandMr. Garrison giving the IT demoLife on the AXIOM in Wall-E=================================Below are the tools we use to put together the show. If you think any of it is something you could use, consider getting it through our affiliate links:Descript: ubk.fyi/descriptRiverside: ubk.fyi/riversideAdobe: ubk.fyi/adobeYou can find all our affiliate links at ubk.fyi/linksBecome a supporter on PatreonSee our faces on YouTubeFollow us on Facebook, Twitter and InstagramThis podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy

100 Episodes! Holy moly! You know what you get for us reaching such an accomplishment? Just another episode! Since Über Cinco is a weekly ritual for you, the listener, we thought we'd hash out some other weekly rituals we tend to.Host: Mitch BrinkmanContestants: Brian Ernst v. Nathan HennenfentBelow are the tools we use to put together the show. If you think any of it is something you could use, consider getting it through our affiliate links:Descript: ubk.fyi/descriptRiverside: ubk.fyi/riversideAdobe: ubk.fyi/adobeYou can find all our affiliate links at ubk.fyi/linksBecome a supporter on PatreonSee our faces on YouTubeFollow us on Facebook, Twitter and InstagramThis podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy

It's the 2060s, perhaps the 2070s and the Biz Bear Boys have retired. If we survive climate change, WWIII and WWIV, and the great Locust Rush of '54, here's what we'll do with retirement. Also, the fast five ways we could make our first million according to the psychic down the street. Host: Brian ErnstContestants: Mitch Brinkman v. Nathan HennenfentBecome a supporter on PatreonSee our faces on YouTubeFollow us on Facebook, Twitter and InstagramThis podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy

Longtime listener, first-time contestant Maggie Jo faces off against the Ginger Prince, Mitchell, as they each design the theme, mechanics, and rules of what board games they'd like to play. Don't forget to stick around for Brian's Fast Five Businesses That Shouldn't Exist In a Post-COVID World. Host: Brian ErnstContestants: Maggie Jo Saylor v. Mitch BrinkmanBecome a supporter on PatreonSee our faces on YouTubeFollow us on Facebook, Twitter and InstagramThis podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy

This year's Oscars was a wake-up call. It's only appropriate to slap people on stage that truly deserve it, so we did the Lord's work and found those people for you. Also, Nathan makes Brian guess what bands people are in and it doesn't go well. Host: Nathan HennenfentContestants: Brian Ernst v. Mitch BrinkmanBecome a supporter on PatreonSee our faces on YouTubeFollow us on Facebook, Twitter and InstagramThis podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy

You've had a bad day and an even worse week, and some jabroni cuts in line at the sushi buffet. I bet you'd have a bone to pick with that jerk! Listen to find out what other bones we'd pick and what Mitch has to say about leisure wear. Host: Mitch BrinkmanContestants: Brian Ernst v. Nathan HennenfentBecome a supporter on PatreonSee our faces on YouTubeFollow us on Facebook, Twitter and InstagramThis podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy

Toss the family drama out the window! They have been replaced with A-Listers you picked up at the local theater. They were lost, now they are found...as members of your family. The Fast Five: VR Experiences No One Asked For. Host: Brian ErnstContestants: Nathan Hennenfent v. Rosie O'Leary (rosieoleary.com)Become a supporter on PatreonSee our faces on YouTubeFollow us on Facebook, Twitter and InstagramThis podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy

Today we celebrate the dunces as we take the dumbest decisions of our lives and memorialize them as attractions at expensive universities. And, a special treat at the end, Top 5 Directions.Host: Nathan HennenfentContestants: Brian Ernst v. Mitch BrinkmanBecome a supporter on PatreonSee our faces on YouTubeFollow us on Facebook, Twitter and InstagramThis podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy

Due to unforeseen circumstances, we have a slightly different show for you this week. Instead of a typical top five list, Mitch and Brian are asking five questions of each other as this twosome episode of U5 is head-to-head amongst buds. No points, no game. Just genuine answers and a roller coaster of emotions. Become a supporter on PatreonSee our faces on YouTubeFollow us on Facebook, Twitter and InstagramThis podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy

This week Mitchell and Nathan defend their uses of pen & paper starting the show with an uncomfortable staredown. Host Brian, on the other hand, brings us back down into the gutter with his Fast Five Celebrity Winery Misfires. Become a supporter on PatreonSee our faces on YouTubeFollow us on Facebook, Twitter and InstagramThis podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy