Unnatural 20's

Broadcasting live from the Baby Watch pit, Cassie, Katelynn, and Books are here to report on all the action and drama, all live! Throw your knife and husband in the baby pit and join in as we learn during fetus fact time, find the perfect baby name, get paid to watch superhero tv shows, introduce coworkers to the unstable laugh, bond over toilet seat flip phones, blame Nokia for anxiety, introduce a new piss baby to the pod, have a heart-to-heart with Trucker, teach the valuable lesson of babies first Tom Delonge voice, roll the dice fer shizzle, get crumbles stuck in noise holes, commit to the theme or get kicked out, marinate in a happy ending, watch Norway's spirit die, pour one out for Carli Lloyd, rock out in a fetus twerk sesh, use coupons to save a butt ton of money, and finally get a programming update that we will be out next week for a possible birth and more importantly San Diego Comic-Con.   Join in on the adventure by sending your quests to us on our socials, @unnatural20s on IG and Twitter Check out our bonus content on Patreon Proud Member of the Scavengers Network

Our mission was simple. To make a better life for hamsters. Our takeaway... less simple. It's now time to grab your shoeboxes and join the party as we share some favorite words, break down Katelynn's interest, have a hamster breakdown, rule out the meat skin boys, determine the level of fragility, chose the path of destruction, get betrayed by the pockets, pony up for the feet, pass on the history in opera form, find our beacon in the dark times, open the kitchen to the horses, get stuck upstairs, finally solve the problem of hamster transport, eat through the pocket, give all the children hamsters, turn to social media, get hyped for Comic-Con, focus on the froyo, give birth on the con floor, jump on Mario's kart, Ocean's 11 a diamond, finally read Bloodlust and Bonnets, use books as insulation, arm the mouse perimeter, make hamsters fashionable, bring the physical comedy, have a wheel good time, throw the toilets in the middle, remember that hamsters have tail, enter group therapy, and get in two Joey Chestnut references. Join in on the adventure by sending your quests to us on our socials, @unnatural20s on IG and Twitter Check out our bonus content on Patreon Proud Member of the Scavengers Network

In preparation of Book's maternity leave, this week's DM, Cassie, has rented out a science machine that will allow U20's to build the perfect replacement host! So put on your safety goggles and join the party as we launch off a half-pipe, die for the pod out of obligation, once again dunk on Books for her running, bring too much boy to the park, chase all the boys that came to the yard, sign our life away, plan for a future lawsuit, go to the video store to find our perfect match, take advantage of the chance to upgrade a host, go all the way to the top to try to stop Twilight, bring on Flabio, get haunted by youthful yet wrinkly eyes, disagree on the hotness level, find out who the father really is, throw the Bible back at assholes, send kids on a saber search, crush some Jedi dreams, bury the unwanted, get another stab in, do business with the enemy, bring on Jenny from the block for a musical episode, bring some intelligence to the pod, drop a pic in the wrong chat, give that 2nd place face, pitch Geena the Hyena Who Snaps Back, get that girlboss inspiration, put the remander of the show in Frank's hands. Join in on the adventure by sending your quest to our socials. We're @unnatural20s on IG and Twitter Check out our bonus content on Patreon Proud Member of the Scavengers Network

Our DM is entering a new chapter of life that she feels wholly unprepared for and instead of turning to self-help books written by experts, she has reached out to her two idiot friends for advice! So grab a parenting book and immediatly throw it in the trash and join the party as we breathe intensly, crave that deliscous dog, get the baby good at drugs, pass on the sacred technique of the ear-destroying screech, make Katelynn our test baby, give the dog a matchstick, eat ass, pass on all child prep responsibolties onto the family, hear an AIs impression of Austin Powers, look past the overalls and figure out who Mario really is, crush turts all day, take a ride Captain Dreamboat, donate a kidney and get grounded, get tied up with baloon animals, try to figure out what a science goddess is, hear complaints from the Disney PR team, give the baby a hammer, pass on our kids to the coyotes and Hooked on Phonics, go from feral to bearal with Geral, learn about little poporn dick, learn all parenting from the Who's Your Daddy video game, keep the baby in the box they came in, pass on the power shirt, recharge with the power of reading, punch the doctor, and find our favorite insult/term of endearment. Join in on the adventure by sending your quests over to our socials @unnatural20s on IG and Twitter Check out our bonus content on Patreon Proud Member of the Scavengers Network

Next week may be for the daddies but this one is reserved for the zaddies! So grab your Zad hats and join the party as we hop in the zaddy mobile, pick our favorite definition, find our favorite 12, step correctly to the baby shower, put our game face on, recruit the kids, blame our genetics, turn to online shopping, support Mackenna's dark cravings, get allured by the multilevel marketing pitch, age out of the Cutco hustle, protect our Lego at all cost, fall in the middle of the street, get betrayed by the Crocs, bless the community with our grace, try to figure out what a sand play area is, jump into the sandbox, form a child labor union, bury coins in the pit, find a hidden monster, enter the zaddy celebration zone, throw a party for all the boys, amaze Diego Luna with up-close magic, go into the Chris Hemsworth party hole, share a variety of wholesome loves, appreciate good merch, celebrate Max Rebo, appreciate good merch, enter the most welcome places, overfill Katelynn's sandbox, lose it over Chris Evan's premier shirt, give Grievous the gift he always needed, gift a puppy, pick the perfect tv channel, and protect the binkies in the titties. Join in on the adventure by sending your quests to our social media channels @unnatural20s on ig and Twitter Check out our bonus content on Patreon Proud Member of the Scavengers Network

Happy pride month to all our LGBTQIA fam out there! To celebrate we're helping out those who really need our support this month...the corporations. For this month and this month alone they must all be gay and that's really hard for them! So throw a rainbow on and join the party as we consult two straights, pile on the stock photos, go buy some happy feet, support the dads who support us, stealthily drop an episode, beg for a thumbs-up, rely on you to know if we actually posted, bring the nerd to a networking event, play in the sandbox with our favorite daddies, cry because of the prequels, go deeper into the F1 obsession, journey back to the Gilded Age, get really into the non-drama drama, show our full support of the gay cheddar biscuits, make the lobster gay, hear all about that hot new rom-com drop, keep marriage sacred and away from work, discover that 1 out of every 3 girls can't run and/or is gay, figure out who U20's should partner with this pride, meet the capital D Daddy, and Toucan Sam our way through the con. Join in on the adventure by sending you quests over on social media to @unnatural20s Check out our bonus content on Patreon Proud Member of the Scavengers Network

We have lit the candle and laid the offering to our beloved Obi-Wan in hopes that this chaotic pod can bring balance to the force and restore Obi's hope. So grab your sabers and join the party as we fumble it right out the gate, determine who is the cult leader, get good by default, lean to the dark side, attempt to contain our chaotic Hon Solo energy, have Jabba aspirations, almost burn the house down, determine just what the baby craves, cross our fingers in hopes that Books will start eating chalk, raid the hotel soap, actively burn the microphone, Jabbafy the chat, give a shoutout to the timelord, pick our perfect commentators, sports!, make our ankle hair fashionable, hear the worst pitch in all of existence, make good use of the booty hole hair, quit the pod, test our Star Wars knowledge, talk about a small boy, become the first metaphorical Jedi, channel the force via butt plug, put all the Jedi tricks in the bag, make the Jedi fashion, flawlessly pronounce Star Wars names, and somehow successfully manage to bring balance to the force. Join in on the adventure by sending your quests to our socials @unnatural20s Check out our bonus content on Patreon Proud Member of the Scavengers Network

U20's has decided to try out the pirating life, but instead of stealing treasure out at sea, we have decided to steal from other podcasts! Will this be what finally makes the show good? Only one way to find out so grab your peg leg and join the party as we prove that we're here for a good time and definitely not a long time, push out the broccoli lover, blatantly plagiarize, bring the freshest of fails, get dunked on by a candle, involuntarily sign up to be Team Edward, deny the creepy totem, call upon our Twitter army, get lied to by the internet, fear the butt shot, prematurely drop our pants, keep the butt sacred, have a bad time in the music league, create a healthy tv dating show, watch Baby Einstein for Rude Boys, slip right into our skeletal sleeve, get a little RAZzy at night, remember our fallen Chunky Boi, get inside the mind of a murder, become an office enigma, ignore the chant, interview Tom Holland, address the toad, chat with Christina Aguilera, and get an aphid in the mouth. Join in on the adventure by sending your quests to our social media channels @unnatural20s Check out our bonus content on Patreon Proud Member of the Scavengers Network

We're celebrating all good things Summer by eliminating the worst thing about it which is obviously bugs! So grab your bug nets and join in on the adventure by listening to our hot emo-rock bug rap, *Tom DeLonge voice* hide from all the spiders in the toilet, make the boys sad boat boys, hear from Mrs. Oops I killed a plant again, bring the Twilight filter to our real life, rank plant deaths, prove Books to be a big ol stupid head, recognize only beefy thighs, use them bitties, load up our bug fighting ultility belt, harness the power of a cup, deploy the cape, grease em up to fry them up, deny a classic team-up, use our stikcy backs, keep the palm frawns away from the influencers, protect the food at all costs, get dunked on for our bad bug knowledge, share our science fair experiences, brush the eggs before bed, boldly bake a chicken in the sun, chose food poisoning over science, hike with a handy dandy keg, bring Cisco to listen to Sisqo, blow up the wilderness, and finally just kick bad and chill while others handle the work. Join in on the adventure by sending your quests to unnatural20s@gmail.com Check out our bonus content on Patreon Proud Member of the Scavengers Network

Finals week is here and so are your extra learned experts! Grab your coffee and crack open your copy of the U20's survival guide for finals week as we give out all our secrets to success. Get ready to get obliterated by bird poo poo, glug glug to get out of a meeting, destroy desserts with eggs, be wheeled around like a European child king, unveil the fanciest fundraiser, treat-or-treat for $30,000, primal scream out your stress, find out which spiders zoom zoom zoom, declare chemical warfare on your body, create a foursquare of pentagon, throw your face into a couch, get joy from burning Anakin, release your inner theater kid, find out who's the biggest cheater on the pod, and bet on plant death. Don't forget to support badboysatlaw as they fundraise for kids with critical illnesses.  Join in on the adventure by sending your quests to unnatural20s@gmail.com Check out our bonus content on Patreon Proud Member of the Scavengers Network

The dice has spoken and it's on strike this week. Today we leave the fate of each episode up to the.. pull out of hat? It feels all wrong but we have to win the heart of the dice back so we can hopefully roll again! Pack up your dice and learn how to Tokyo Drift and obliterate, end the semester on a hoarse note, "LOL" into a bad meeting, figure out if it's a sea bag or a muppet,  stumble upon a pile of poo, learn the origin of the Lucky bracelets, learn the consequences of playing the recorder in college, sacrifice your social life to Scott Pilgrim, drop a load in the hottie potty, benefit from rich kids, stab some people, build speed champions, get craft nad inspired by a video game, make grandma's proud, meet cool family, and be the best at music.   Join in on the adventure by sending your quests to unnatural20s@gmail.com.    Check out our bonus content on Patreon   Proud Member of the Scavengers Network

We're back from our hiatus and are here to pay our penance! More specifically the DM is here to make it up to all of us and what better way than to give out literal prizes! So look under your seat and join the party as we do this one Oprah style, turn a kid into an accordion, travel back in time, scream for the fallen hot dog, pee it out fancy style, share our new legacy, get roasted at the hair salon, deny the proposal, throw in some real challenges, answer the age-old question of "is a stranger tells you to eat a piece of food off the ground, do you?", pour one out for the forgotten 3D printer, shame the family, support the queen who does coke, see if the prizes are legit, let Georgie know about the funny number, try not to get murdered by the fam, turn the party into a weird kid rave, fail the nerd spelling bee challenge, photoshop some wedding photos, receive an actual prize!, pay the ultimate price, get married by a sith, pass on the guilt, touch a tiger, get excited for the divorce, and receive a message from Nick Jr. Join in on the adventure by sending your quests to unnatural20s@gmail.com Check out our bonus content on Patreon Proud Member of the Scavengers Network

With the Bachelorette party out of the way, it's now time for the actual wedding. Unless... someone were to...steal the bride! Put your running shoes on and join the party as we call in the wedding experts, give our resume highlights, make it rain thumbtacks, leave the confetti out all year long, dropkick the craft project, prepare to take care of a Polly Pocket, fail at dressing up, drink a cup of dirt, cry over a rat poem, get a dramatic reading of our old college stories, call in the RAs to kill the bugs, refuse to invest in a vacuum, coverup a kidnapping in the Facebook comments, read about the Big Dill, worry about the crunch and snap, make weddings more challenging, take our chance to kiss the bride, show off our exceptional geography skills, meet the embodiment of the Jersey Shore, question men's confidence, try to figure out a sloth's purpose, take the mic from the DJ, become the wedding entertainment, solve the bride snatching problem, call in some friends to be decoys, get blessed by rice, keep our wiping hands ready, and stay on our toes. Join in on the adventure by sending your quests to unnatural20s@gmail.com Check out our bonus content on Patreon Proud Member of the Scavengers Network

Ya girls are getting together to celebrate Katelynn's Bachelorette (podcast version) and you all know it's not going to go as planned! So grab your drinks and join the party as we set the stage for fear, enter a new type of Mud Run, set the new standard, follow the movie's footsteps, be bad moms, make our MASH predictions come true, set out literal poopourri, bring our plant friends out to lunch with us, admit our previous murders, burn the alter down, start a casual arson TikTok, give some musical advice, ignore all the red flags, make some drink concoctions from whatever is in our fridge, instantly regret doing that, make Books miserable, proudly wear MC Hammer pants for the women, test our knowledge of the bride to be, knock the people away with a tail, confuse Katelynn's stuffed animals, hit follow for the dog chomps, harness the power of dogs in cars, freak out over the Obi-Won Kenobi trailer, get the full report from the mouse, and unknowingly enter the splash zone. Join in on the adventure by sending your quests to unnatural20s@gmail.com Check out our bonus content on Patreon Proud Member of the Scavengers Network

St. Patty's Day is coming up which means it's time to celebrate that little green guy! Unless a certain group of jealous vampires were to come and...do a diabolical murder. So sharpen your teeth and join the party as we throw a classic fang hang, do a March monster mash, pick our next creature to put a hit on, make a nasty nose mess, confirm that the boy needs to live in a bubble, get caught being a snack monster, helicopter the snacks, bring some new dog poo poo facts, spread the foot juice, show them nuggets, gamify sedation, learn about the wildest dental tool, discover that our Shark Tank projects could definitely be made into real products, learn about the hero of our childhood, take our dance moves to both the sky and the ocean, bring in a little green, witness a vampire masacre, throw it back to the good Kraft yellow plastic squares, throw cheese on Book's future baby, play a game of MASH, peak at SHIT University, get stuck with a forever 10-year-old, make a lamb dog nativity scene, complete the dead leprachaun dance party, get the faity out of the hat, see a baby trap, quit our jobs, snap some gremlin photos, and throw in a surprise batman plug at the end. Join in on the adventure by sending your quests to unnatural20s@gmail.com Check out our bonus content on Patreon Proud Member of the Scavengers Network

In an act of pure desperation, the DM is attempting to get the rest of the players to sabotage themselves and bet away all their points. You can place your bets and find out! SO grab your chips and join the party as we immediately get dragged upon introduction, blame it on the boulders, give the finger in a new direction, abandon the boys, try to bring our dogs to work, get shocked by our boss, bring a "burn it down" energy, chose violence, nail our Owen Wilson impression, get married in order to gain street cred with the daughter, stumble over Cyclops, open up the Dark Pheonix Ceramics Studio, chose art over guys, find the real meaning of S.H.I.E.L.D, become agents of poop, hear how bad the teeth are, end the lizard quest, dunk on the love apple, channel that clown energy, parachute down from a space shuttle, confuse our clothed bears, fear the unborn baby, and fulfill the prophecy. Join in on the adventure by sending your quests to unnatural20s@gmail.com Check out our bonus content on Patreon Proud Member of the Scavengers Network

It's time to judge a book by its cover and ultimately decide on which book is the best of 2021! Prepare your opinions and join the party as we deny coworkers cards and treats, make RiRi weep, baste up that foundation, get face slammed by a dog, show that we have grown through the songs of Ne-Yo, create monstrosities in Canva, cut oats with a knife, pinpoint the horse girl of the pod, find out who Tokyo Difted through school, meet The Dog that shaped Katelynn, discover which one of us doesn't believe in love, and finally find out which book scissors the best. Join in on the adventure by sending your quest to our social media channels @unnatural20s Check out our bonus content on Patreon Proud Member of the Scavengers Network.

The DM is calling out all the cryptids and bringing them into the light which means it's time for us to slither and crawl on out to reveal ourselves! So grab your flashlights and join the party as we enter just a little sneaky but with a whole lotta creepy, bring that tiny arm energy, focus on the big ol bear body, let out a strong scream from the cheeks, get that birthday beef, accessorize the belly, find new ways to promote the pod, create a U20's wedding song, take that clip and spin it, answer Grandpa Joe's question, choose to not live in horror, rank Disneyland food, play Know Your Cryptids, lose all me chickens, learn the real ABC's, spend some time in a worm roundup, all line up to T-bag Wilson Fisk, realize that big tv birds can be friend, drop a new calling card, get bummed out by the predictability, make a cryptid baby, keep it floppin and draggin, lose our minds over Murchooppi, blame the world for keeping the good pig movie from us, learn all about our local cryptid, toke it hard with a pipefish, and end it on a real Mario and Luigi vibe. Join in on the adventure by sending your quest to our social media channels @unnatural20s Check out our bonus content on Patreon Proud Member of the Scavengers Network

We're in baby prep mode for this episode of U20's as Books has allowed the other two fools of the pod to help name her real life, human baby. A task that is sure to be given the respect and thoughtfulness it deserves! So open up the baby gates and join the party as we find the perfect amount of trauma, learn about the art of naming a baby, develop the Nugget Emotion scale, give the ol Katelynn special, discover the power of a nickname, bring a spicy nug mood, get humbled in the group chat, send hope to the world, give the class to the librarians, make the children cry, enroll our dog into fashion school, chew our way out, learn more about the pandemy through candles, save the riot dogs, learn how to form our own country, play Baby Name or Random Dictionary Word, make sure our kid is vintage-inspired, reveal the poop origin story, get clinically diagnosed with pizza face, put an acne curse on each other, get a little savage, avoid being murdered while at the tutors, channel the power of the wild woman, excel over men, discover Katelynn's pureness, and use the baby as leverage for crocs.  Join in on the adventure by sending your quests to unnatural20s@gmail.com Check out our bonus content on Patreon Proud Member of the Scavengers Network 

The DM tried to use this episode as a chance to get back at Katelynn for her past challenges and in the process may have just maybe bullied her?? Hold onto your lunch money and join the party as we bring an entrepreneurial spirit, get on top of the bus, cry over Taylor Lautner's return, get Little Cesar's Hot n Ready, make the kids cry, switch out our morning coffee for a morning ice cream, bribe the judges, take music way too seriously, focus on the background characters, get our magical senses tingling, take a shot a the omelette fold, cry off our eyeliner, spot the author, double the flabergast, throw down our bodies on the catwalk, take costume bets, do our best squirrel walk, add just a little fashion, turn the bus into a club, break the budget with a chocolate molten lava cake, scream for ice cream, get a good icing foundation, and rise to the challenge.  All photos and videos of these challenges will be on Instagram and twitter @unnatural20s Join in on the adventure by sendin gyour quests to unnatural20s@gmail.com Check out or bonus contnet on Patreon Proud Membe of the Scavengers Network