Texas Podcast Massacre

This week we review John Carpenter's Vampires from 1998 and debate whether this is the least likeable cast of all time. Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling 346-246-3143! You can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, and email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, and watch our music videos on YouTube. Please rate and review us on all of your favorite podcast platforms like iTunes, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, Google Play, Spotify, and TuneIn Radio. If you like the show tell your friends, and if you don't, then tell your enemies!

Mitch's computer is still dead this week, so we go back in time and discuss the horror movies that made us fans of the genre when we were WAY too young! Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling 346-246-3143! You can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, and email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, and watch our music videos on YouTube. Please rate and review us on all of your favorite podcast platforms like iTunes, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, Google Play, Spotify, and TuneIn Radio. If you like the show tell your friends, and if you don't, then tell your enemies!

Mitch's computer died this week, so we preview 2023's upcoming horror slate and pick out the films we're the most excited for along with a lot of Nun 2 talk! Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling 346-246-3143! You can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, and email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, and watch our music videos on YouTube. Please rate and review us on all of your favorite podcast platforms like iTunes, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, Google Play, Spotify, and TuneIn Radio. If you like the show tell your friends, and if you don't, then tell your enemies!

This week we have a double feature reviewing two somewhat classic 2023 films Renfield and Scream 6! Debate Question: What horror roles should Nic Cage take on next? Movie Reviews: Renfield (2023) and Scream 6 (2023) Final Cut: Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling 346-246-3143! You can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, and email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, and watch our music videos on YouTube. Please rate and review us on all of your favorite podcast platforms like iTunes, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, Google Play, Spotify, and TuneIn Radio. If you like the show tell your friends, and if you don't, then tell your enemies!

Mitch is back from his Summer Living and travels to review Evil Dead Rise! We debate way better names for this movie and rank where this film sits in the illustrious Evil Dead franchise. Debate Question (9:10): What is a better name for this movie than Evil Dead Rise? Movie Review (18:25): Evil Dead Rise (2023) Final Cut (58:40): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling 346-246-3143! You can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, and email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, and watch our music videos on YouTube. Please rate and review us on all of your favorite podcast platforms like iTunes, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, Google Play, Spotify, and TuneIn Radio. If you like the show tell your friends, and if you don't, then tell your enemies!

Re-release of episode 245! We kick off Guiller-May del Toro month with Mother's Day-approved Mama from 2013! We debate the Murderverse, get a controversial review, and Mitch talks about parenthood. Debate Question (5:35): What's Nate's take on the 'Murderverse'? Voicemail/5-star review (18:45) Movie Review (33:25): Mama (2013) Final Cut (65:10): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling 346-246-3143! You can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, and email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube. Please rate and review us on all of your favorite podcast platforms like iTunes, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, Google Play, Spotify, and TuneIn Radio. If you like the show tell your friends, and if you don't, then tell your enemies!

This week we review Tales From the Darkside: The Movie... well we mostly pitch spin off movies. We debate which film segment would make a good spinoff, Mitch debates Evil Dead Rise vs. Beau Is Afraid, and Nate references The Good Son again. Debate Question: Pitch the Tales from the Darkside spin off movie Movie Review: Tales From the Darkside: The Movie (1990) Final Cut: Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling 346-246-3143! You can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, and email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, and watch our music videos on YouTube. Please rate and review us on all of your favorite podcast platforms like iTunes, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, Google Play, Spotify, and TuneIn Radio. If you like the show tell your friends, and if you don't, then tell your enemies!

Mitch Madness concludes with Guyver: Dark Hero, the sequel that only young Mitch wanted! We debate Ultraman vs. Guyver, take one of the best actor rabbit holes ever, and we say the word 'Zoanoid' so many times! Debate Question (4:15): Is Guyver better than Ultraman or Godzilla? Movie Review (17:40): Guyver: Dark Hero (1994) Final Cut (57:33): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling 346-246-3143! You can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, and email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, and watch our music videos on YouTube. Please rate and review us on all of your favorite podcast platforms like iTunes, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, Google Play, Spotify, and TuneIn Radio. If you like the show tell your friends, and if you don't, then tell your enemies!

This week we're back with another Mitch pick, Return of the Living Dead 3 from 1993. We debate which 2000s teen tv characters would fit in horror franchises, talk about how Hereditary 100% ripped off this film, and pitch a Night Of vs. Return Of the Living Dead film. Debate Question (3:50): What 2000s teen tv idol would fit best in a horror franchise? Movie Review (18:40): Return of the Living Dead 3 (1993) Final Cut (65:00): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling 346-246-3143! You can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, and email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, and watch our music videos on YouTube. Please rate and review us on all of your favorite podcast platforms like iTunes, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, Google Play, Spotify, and TuneIn Radio. If you like the show tell your friends, and if you don't, then tell your enemies!

This week we make kid Mitch's dreams come true and review Stay Tuned from 1992. We debate the best tv spoofs for hell (Kill More Girls and Dead Lasso), run through so many early 90s TV show puns, and Mitch roasts Rotten Tomatoes reviews. Debate Question (3:50): What's the best hell spoof of a current tv show? Movie Review (16:00): Stay Tuned (1992) Final Cut (48:00): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling 346-246-3143! You can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, and email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, and watch our music videos on YouTube. Please rate and review us on all of your favorite podcast platforms like iTunes, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, Google Play, Spotify, and TuneIn Radio. If you like the show tell your friends, and if you don't, then tell your enemies!

Happy St. Patrick's Day! As per tradition we review Leprechaun Returns,  debate the next horror director that should take on the storied franchise, and Mitch rants about bad limericks and Nate's movie score. Debate Question (TBD): What horror director should take up the next Leprechaun movie? Movie Review (TBD): Leprechaun Returns (2018) Final Cut (TBD): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling 346-246-3143! You can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, and email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, and watch our music videos on YouTube. Please rate and review us on all of your favorite podcast platforms like iTunes, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, Google Play, Spotify, and TuneIn Radio. If you like the show tell your friends, and if you don't, then tell your enemies!

This week we watched listener request The Dead Don't Die from 2019. We debate what we do would do as a zombie, ask whether Sturgill Simpson deserves jail time for writing this song, and apologize to Joy Ride fans. Debate Question: What are you doing as a zombie? Movie Review: The Dead Don't Die (2019) Final Cut: Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling 346-246-3143! You can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, and email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, and watch our music videos on YouTube. Please rate and review us on all of your favorite podcast platforms like iTunes, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, Google Play, Spotify, and TuneIn Radio. If you like the show tell your friends, and if you don't, then tell your enemies!

Doll of Fame week 5 is belatedly upon as with The Boy from 2016. We give a horror name to Mitch's brand new baby Samara, pitch an American Girl doll slasher flick, and pitch Brahms in a band called Doll and Oates. Debate Question: What horror name should Mitch's third kid get? Movie Review: The Boy (2016) Final Cut: Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling 346-246-3143! You can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, and email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, and watch our music videos on YouTube. Please rate and review us on all of your favorite podcast platforms like iTunes, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, Google Play, Spotify, and TuneIn Radio. If you like the show tell your friends, and if you don't, then tell your enemies!

Congrats to Lisa and Mitch on kid #3! To commemorate this joyous occasion, here's our classic Rosemary's Baby episode! Join the Texas Podcast Massacre coven as they drop a new single and review the 1968 masterpiece Rosemary's Baby. Show Segments: Song (0:27): Rosemary's Baby (Ice Ice Baby) Debate Question (03:27): What would it take for you to sell out your spouse? Movie Review (12:10): Rosemary's Baby (1968) What Would You Do Differently? (51:10) Awards: (54:02) Final Cut (56:57): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube. Please rate and review us on all of your favorite podcast platforms like iTunes, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, Google Play, Spotify, and TuneIn Radio. If you like the show tell your friends, and if you don't, then tell your enemies!

Doll of Fame week 4 is upon us so we review the 4th Child's Play film Bride of Chucky. We debate the best mid-franchise pivots, Mitch FORGETS TO WATCH THIS MOVIE, and Jennifer Tilly's Tiffany steals the show with the nomination. Debate Question: What's your favorite franchise film reimagining? Movie Review: Bride of Chucky (1998) Final Cut: Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling 346-246-3143! You can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, and email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, and watch our music videos on YouTube. Please rate and review us on all of your favorite podcast platforms like iTunes, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, Google Play, Spotify, and TuneIn Radio. If you like the show tell your friends, and if you don't, then tell your enemies!

The Doll of Fame continues unfortunately with the obligatory Puppet Master entry, Puppet Master 4 from 1993. We debate the best actors to do Egyptian demon voiceovers, reject Decapitron, and discuss the somehow 15 films in this franchise.  Debate Question (TBD): Who should have done the voicework for Sutek? Movie Review (TBD): Puppet Master 4 (1993) Final Cut (TBD): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling 346-246-3143! You can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, and email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, and watch our music videos on YouTube. Please rate and review us on all of your favorite podcast platforms like iTunes, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, Google Play, Spotify, and TuneIn Radio. If you like the show tell your friends, and if you don't, then tell your enemies!

Week 2 of Doll of Fame has us frowning on the English countryside with Possum from 2018. We debate the things from our childhood that creeped us out, Nate gushes over Garth Marenghi's Dark place, and we induct Possum in as the creepiest nominee so far. Debate Question (3:15): What creepy thing did you fixate on as a child? Movie Review (14:35): Possum (2018) Final Cut (59:40): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling 346-246-3143! You can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, and email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, and watch our music videos on YouTube. Please rate and review us on all of your favorite podcast platforms like iTunes, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, Google Play, Spotify, and TuneIn Radio. If you like the show tell your friends, and if you don't, then tell your enemies!

Somehow the Doll of Fame is back already with M3gan, instantly the most memorable movie of 2023 so far. We debate M3gan vs. the Child's Play remake from 2019, Mitch corrupts his niece with android TikTok dance videos, and we find entirely too much meaning in this film! Debate Question (3:50): Compare Child's Play (2019) to M3gan Movie Review (20:50): M3gan (2023) Final Cut (59:40): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling 346-246-3143! You can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, and email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, and watch our music videos on YouTube. Please rate and review us on all of your favorite podcast platforms like iTunes, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, Google Play, Spotify, and TuneIn Radio. If you like the show tell your friends, and if you don't, then tell your enemies!

This week we dine in on new HBO Max entree The Menu. We debate which food in film we would add to The Menu (including Sausage Party), Mitch says 'amuse bouche' way too many times, and there are many food puns to be digested. Debate Question (12:10): What food from a film would you add into The Menu? Movie Review (23:00): The Menu (2022) Final Cut (55:30): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling 346-246-3143! You can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, and email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, and watch our music videos on YouTube. Please rate and review us on all of your favorite podcast platforms like iTunes, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, Google Play, Spotify, and TuneIn Radio. If you like the show tell your friends, and if you don't, then tell your enemies!

We're back in the year 2023 aka 202-M3gan with 1986 robot slasher classic Chopping Mall. We dig into director Jim Wynorski's backlog of punny adult films, discuss why you need tasers AND lasers, and Mitch pines for the days of Spencer's Gifts. Horror News (2:50) Movie Review (16:50): Chopping Mall (1986) Final Cut (54:30): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling 346-246-3143! You can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, and email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, and watch our music videos on YouTube. Please rate and review us on all of your favorite podcast platforms like iTunes, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, Google Play, Spotify, and TuneIn Radio. If you like the show tell your friends, and if you don't, then tell your enemies!