KOSMODROME

It's Fashion Week in Kosmodrome and the eagerly anticipated revelation of a new jumpsuit concept gives way to way to panic when not all goes as expected. We also make a shocking discovery about psychologically unhealthy grass in Kosmodrome's green space and take emergency measures to correct it.

Today's topics include the discovery of an earth-like planet inhabited by advanced lifeforms, a transmission from a sentient whale dwelling in the underwater lands, and a disturbing discovery about the future of KOSMODROME.

Today we discuss the opening of a state-of-the-art roller rink, a naming contest for the newest residential tower, and a tribute to Comrade Martina, who has decided to die.

Tune in to hear the latest news and music from KOSMODROME, the universe's most advanced civilization, where all citizens dwell in a state of perpetual bliss. Today's topics include the discovery of an earth-like planet inhabited by advanced lifeforms,  a transmission from a sentient whale dwelling in the underground kingdom, and a disturbing discovery about the future of KOSMODROME. Join us as we punch the sun with joy-fists and delight in the pleasure of eternal life!

Tune in to hear the latest news and music from KOSMODROME, the universe's most advanced civilization, where all citizens dwell in a state of perpetual bliss.  Today's topics include the opening of a state-of-the-art roller rink, a naming contest for the newest residential tower, and a tribute to Comrade Martina, who has decided to die. Join us in the chariot of dawn as we ride into the heart of a new day!