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tell your friends about GIGO / support us on Patreon / check out our website: GIGO.PLUS Kelton (@trashcannes) and Grift (@GRIFTSH0P) discuss Robert Eggers's viking revenge fantasy that's equal parts savage and silly.

tell your friends about GIGO / support us on Patreon / check out our website: GIGO.PLUS Kelton (@trashcannes) and Grift (@GRIFTSH0P) are back from spring break and ready to short the box office to zero.  1. Box Office: ‘Fantastic Beasts 3’ Opens to Franchise-Low $43 Million 2. Thor: Love & Thunder 3. Stranger Things S4 4. Crimes of the Future 5. Paws of Fury 6. Memory 7. Actor Matthew Lillard And Director Bill Whirity Create “Decentralized Movie Studio”; 8. spirit Halloween movie in development 9. The Batman passes $750M as it debuts on HBO Max tomorrow/today/yesterday 10. AMC is now letting you buy movie tickets with Dogecoin

tell your friends about GIGO / support us on Patreon / check out our website: GIGO.PLUS while (@GRIFTSH0P) wages war on the BAYC in Miami, Kelton (@trashcannes) holds a Psychic Dolphin Garage (@DolphinGarage) reunion by inviting Bo (@schnedwob) and Zach (@Shenobi1Kenobi) onto the show to talk about a refreshingly weird, silly, and inherently watchable movie where we get to see a man chop down a tree with one blow and a vampire throw a horse at a would-be President.

tell your friends about GIGO / support us on Patreon / check out our website: GIGO.PLUS Kelton (@trashcannes) and Grift (@GRIFTSH0P) examine the environmental impact of Tom Cruise crashing his F-35 into twin Bitcoin mining stations in Ukraine that would have funded the next Will Smith movie. 1. MORBIUS BOX OFFICE 2. Top Gun: Maverick -  NEW Official Trailer 3. Killing It - Peacock Original 4. The Staircase - Official Teaser 5. The Survivor - Official Trailer 6. Silverton Siege - Official Trailer 7. THE GRAMMYS 8. Exxon is mining bitcoin in North Dakota as part of its plan to slash emissions 9. Bruce Willis Stepping Away From Acting Following Aphasia Diagnosis 10. Will Smith's projects Bad Boys 4 and Netflix film Fast and Loose 'are put on hold' and the embroiled star 'will visit a luxury retreat for some soul-searching' 11. GameStop (GME) Flags Stock Split, Shares Surge 12. DUAL

tell your friends about GIGO / support us on Patreon / check out our website: GIGO.PLUS Ruby (@PussyJihad) joins Kelton (@trashcannes) and Grift (@GRIFTSH0P) to trash the latest disappointing video game adaptation now available on Paramount+!

tell your friends about GIGO / support us on Patreon / check out our website: GIGO.PLUS Ever wonder what an awards show for movies with $100M+ budgets that made $100M+ at the domestic box office would sound like? Kelton (@trashcannes) and Grift (@GRIFTSH0P) will show you! Best Trailer - F9 Best Screenplay - No Time to Die Best Production Design - Venom: Let There Be Carnage Best Visual Effects (CGI or Practical) - No Time to Die Best Performance in a Supporting Role - Willem Dafoe (Spider-Man NWH) Best Film Editing - Venom: Let There Be Carnage Best Cinematography - No Time to Die Best Performance in a Leading Role - No Winner Best Director - Andy Serkis (Venom: Let There Be Carnage) Best Original Picture (that’s not a Prequel, Sequel, Remake, or Part of a Franchise) - FREE GUY

tell your friends about GIGO / support us on Patreon / check out our website: GIGO.PLUS Kelton (@trashcannes) and Grift (@GRIFTSH0P) run through this week's top entertainment stories and trailers with topics like drunk jedis, Elvis Harkonnen, and learning how to be an Alpha-Cuck. 1. ‘The Batman’ Sets Sights on $500 Million at Global Box Office 2. Obi-Wan Kenobi - Teaser Trailer 3. The Bubble - Trailer 4. Star Trek: Strange New Worlds - Trailer 5. Bullet Train - Trailer 6. Dune Casting News 7. Grimes Reportedly Dating Chelsea Manning After Second Baby Announcement 8. Turning Red & The Adam Project are going to be in Theaters this Weekend 9. ‘Power of the Dog’ director roasts Sam Elliott: ‘He’s not a cowboy, he’s an actor’ 10. Deep Water TRAILER

tell your friends about GIGO / support us on Patreon / check out our website: GIGO.PLUS Kelton (@trashcannes) and Grift (@GRIFTSH0P) discuss the first (and possibly best) blockbuster of 2022. All hail Matt Reeves!

tell your friends about GIGO / support us on Patreon / check out our website: GIGO.PLUS Kelton and Grift were looking at you from across the bar and think you'd be a great fit for a character in our screenplay. 1. ‘Uncharted’ & ‘Dog’ Keep Box Office Warm In Second Weekends Before ‘The Batman’ Conquers 2. Baz Luherman’s Elvis 3. Hustle 4. Father Stu 5. Alice 6. Panama 7. Ultrasound 8. Windfall 9. Firestarter 10. Fresh

support us on Patreon / check out our website: GIGO.PLUS Kelton (@trashcannes) and Grift (@GRIFTSH0P) ask Ruby (@pussyjihad) from Into The Spider-Cast (@spiderversepod) if she really wanna if she really wanna to taste James Gunn's latest compelling tale of friendship’s redemptive power and the struggle to grow (like a butterfly).

Dread (@Dread_Botlord) joins Kelton and Grift on a journey to Jurassic Park: Atlantis, a mythical land where Super Bowl commercials are funny and Daily Wire productions are Certified Fresh.   1. Jurassic World: Dominion - Trailer 2. Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness - Official Trailer 3. LOTR: The Rings of Power – Teaser Trailer 4. NOPE - Official Trailer 5. Winning Time: The Rise of the Lakers Dynasty - Official Trailer 6. The Adam Project - Trailer 7. Lightyear - Trailer 8. The Dropout - Official Trailer  9. The Hyperions - Official Trailer 10. Ted K - Official Trailer

Eytan (@RabbiDieHardman) joins Kelton (@trashcannes) and Grift (@GRIFTSH0P) to honk at Carole Baskin for canceling Joe Rogan.  1. How ‘Jackass Forever’ Thrived In The TikTok Era With A $23M+ Opening & ‘Moonfall’ Fell Out Of Orbit At The Weekend Box Office 2. Netflix 2022 Movie Preview 3. ASKING FOR IT | Official Trailer 4. X | Official Trailer 5. JOE vs CAROLE | Official Trailer 6. TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE | Official Trailer 7. ‘Yellowstone’ Renewed for Season 5 at Paramount Network 8. ‘Scream’ Sequel a Go From Spyglass and Paramount 9. Dwayne Johnson backtracks after dividing fans with Joe Rogan defense 10. Dakota Johnson to Play Madame Web in Sony Universe of Marvel Characters 11. The Daily Wire Will Launch Its First Original Movie ‘Shut In’ On YouTube For Free

Kelton (@trashcannes) and Grift (@GRIFTSH0P) examine Mel Gibson's desire to start a hype-house with 7 dwarves. support us on Patreon / check out our website: GIGO.PLUS 1. Weekend Box Office Hammered By Nor’easter & No New Wide Releases, But ‘Spidey’ Still Chasing ‘Avatar’ 2. Halo: The Series 3. GameStop: Rise of the Players 4. Last Looks 5. The Cursed 6. Big Bug 7. New Line Moving Forward With ‘Mortal Kombat’ Sequel; ‘Moon Knight’ Scribe Jeremy Slater Scripting 8. Peter Dinklage criticises Disney for ‘backwards’ remake of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 9. The End of ‘Fight Club’ Was Cut in China. 10. 'Peacemaker' is the biggest streaming TV series in the world right now, as HBO Max originals gain momentum 11. Apple Should Buy Time Warner + Discovery 12. Johnny Knoxville Reveals He Suffered Brain Damage From His Jackass Forever Bull Stunt

Kelton (@trashcannes) and Grift (@GRIFTSH0P) petition the Chinese government to allow Mission Impossible 7 to air during the Super Bowl half-time show. 1. Spider-Man finds way back home to No. 1 at the box office, silencing Scream 2. LOTR: Rings of Power 3. Moon Knight 4. Vikings: Valhalla 5. Our Flag Means Death 6. Murderville Trailer 7. Pepsi Super Bowl Halftime Trailer 8. China hires western TikTokers to polish its image during 2022 Winter Olympics 9. Nielsen’s 2021 Streaming Chart 10. Netflix to Release 25 Korean Originals in 2022 11. ‘Mission: Impossible 7’ and ‘8’ Delayed, Get New Release Dates 12. The Legend of Vox Machina

Kelton (@trashcannes) and Grift (@GRIFTSH0P) fall asleep while finally discussing Marvel's most pro-abortion movie yet! support us on Patreon / check out our website: GIGO.PLUS

Chris Murphy (@dropchrismurphy) joins Kelton (@trashcannes) and Grift (@GRIFTSH0P) to talk killer moons, satanic lesbians, and date night with Ye.  support us on Patreon / check out our website: GIGO.PLUS The 355 - Official Moonfall (2022 Movie) Official Trailer The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window | Official Trailer Archive 81 | Official Trailer The Last Thing Mary Saw - Official Trailer Super Pumped: The Battle For Uber (2022) Official Teaser The Gilded Age | Official Trailer Bel-Air | Official Trailer Blacklight - Official Trailer (2022) Julia Fox talks unusual Kanye West date night Golden Globes 2022 Results Tom Holland Once Pitched a James Bond Origin Story Movie That Got Rejected THE BOYS Season 3 Teaser Trailer WarnerMedia and ViacomCBS Are 'Exploring' Selling The CW Nickelodeon to feature 49ers-Cowboys game in Wild Card round

Kelton (@trashcannes) and Grift (@GRIFTSH0P) sell the $3 Million in cocaine they found underneath the recording studio floorboards to cheer on the Red Pandas at the NCAA Championship game. support us on Patreon / check out our website: GIGO.PLUS 1. NATIONAL CHAMPIONS Trailer (2021) 2. The Cleaning Lady (FOX) Trailer #2 3. Marry Me - Official Trailer 4. Arctic Void — Official Trailer 5. Dawn Raid - Official Trailer 6. Warhunt (2022 Movie) Official Trailer 7. COSMIC DAWN (2022) - OFFICIAL TRAILER 8. STRAWBERRY MANSION - Official U.S. Trailer 9. THE KING'S DAUGHTER Trailer (2022) 10. The Requin Exclusive Trailer #1 11. BUTTER Trailer (2022) 12. THE OUTFIT Trailer (2022) 13. THE COMMANDO (2022) Trailer 14. Clean Exclusive Trailer #1 15. Turning Red Trailer #1

Armed only with crossbows, Kelton (@trashcannes) and Grift (@GRIFTSH0P) cruise down the Nile into uncharted territory to get Pinocchio back with his psychotic ex Megan Fox. support us on Patreon / check out our website: GIGO.PLUS 1. ‘Spider-Man: No Way Home’ Becomes First Pandemic-Era Movie to Smash $1 Billion Milestone Globally 2. THE BATMAN - The Bat and The Cat Trailer 3. Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness Teaser 4. Death on the Nile Official Trailer 5. Big Gold Brick - Official Trailer 6. UNCHARTED - Official Trailer 2 7. I Want You Back - Official Trailer 8. Atlanta Season 3 Teaser 9. Fallen - Official Trailer 10. 3 members of K-pop sensation BTS have tested positive for COVID-19 11. Ron Perlman Reveals Guillermo del Toro's 'Pinocchio' is Set in Mussolini's Italy 12. ‘I did sleep with students’: James Franco breaks silence on sexual misconduct allegations 13. Man Who Tried to Kill the Queen With a Crossbow Made Darth Vader Terror Video Before Breaking into Palace 14. New On HBO Max In 2022

Ruby (@pussyjihad) joins Kelton (@trashcannes) and Grift (@GRIFTSH0P) to discuss a crazy multiverse where anything is possible! Spider-Man can be a Viking! James Cameron can choose to use practical effects! And Batman can be... EDGY?!? support us on Patreon / check out our website: GIGO.PLUS 1. ‘Spider-Man: No Way Home’ Is Amazing With $587M+ 2. ‘Nightmare Alley’ Bombs As ‘West Side Story’ Tumbles 74% 3. The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent - Teaser Trailer 4. Everything Everywhere All At Once - Official Trailer 5. The Lost City - Trailer 6. The Witcher: Blood Origin - Official Teaser Trailer 7. Home Team - Trailer 8. The Northman - Trailer 9. How I Met Your Father - Trailer 10. Third Woman Accuses 'Sex And The City' Actor Chris Noth Of Sexual Assault 11. Quidditch leagues to change name, citing J.K. Rowling's 'anti-trans positions' 12. Spider-Man producer advised Tom Holland and Zendaya not to date 13. Matt Reeves Reveals Robert Pattinson’s Bruce Wayne Is Inspired by Kurt Cobain 14. ‘Avatar’ Sequel Required Sigourney Weaver and Kate Winslet Hold Their Breath for Over 5 Minutes 15. Louis C.K. promotes latest comedy special “Sorry” in commercial broadcast on SNL

Kelton (@trashcannes) and Grift (@GRIFTSH0P) survive a stationary bicycle workout in the matrix by revealing the secret affair between Albus Dumbledore and Thad Castle.  support us on Patreon / check out our website: GIGO.PLUS 1. ‘West Side Story’ Isn’t Kicking Up With $10M+ Opening 2. Sonic the Hedgehog 2 Trailer 3. Operation Fortune 4. Reacher 5. Halo Trailer (2022) 6. Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore 7. Winning Time 8. The Matrix Resurrections - Trailer 2 9. British Version Of SNL In The Works 10. Netflix is making a live-action Mega Man movie 11. Eternals is hitting Disney Plus next month 12. Fans, cast devastated by Netflix canceling ‘Cowboy Bebop’ after just one season 13. A scene from the 'Sex and the City' revival created a PR emergency for Peloton follow us on twitter / connect on letterboxd all links