Betamax Rewind with Matt and Doug

Dan is back for time number five...Second longest of the Indy series...First time topping 3 hours in a hot minute...Doug sees things he's not supposed to be privy to...Matt has nothing left to do...What is a generature...Natures miracle...Domestic violence is no joke, except on this podcast...Matt's fears about last statements...Riding in a blimp...Car maintenance...Multiple connection issues that are removed or not...

A milestone... Stooges talk...Doug is uncomfortableMatt lies to live and lives to lie...Lego talk...Doug speaks Russian...Matt tries to speak Russian...Great mother of God he's up...A top tier Clint or lower level Eastwood...

People die...Jen's huge rack gets discussed again...Matt has a game that goes sideways...Driving stick...Strength vs. skill...Is the competition single elimination...Cheating in sports...Matt likes Doug less...Doug complains about free shit...

Masturbation and smoking, the same thing...Doug joins the cast of Peaky Blinders...Doug beats the system...Chimes...Matt makes stuff up...What is average boob size...Elevator eyes...Dating someone else's someone...Vaginas in the wild...Next week sports movies at their best...

Hum...Cold weather...Politics...Poontang...Matt's back is broken...spinal...Butt plugs...Arnold...Peter Lorre...Walken...Matt isn't prepared for next week...

Matt believes in running jokes into the ground...One does not just start listening to this podcast 290 episodes in...Doug goes trial shopping...Matt is no George Clooney...It's cold...Is it time to retire movie beds...Is there an age when an overnight thing in a furniture is for kids younger than you...Over...Doug finishes some guys off with his hand, he could use the practice...Doug calls an audible...A screen legend returns...

Dog stuff...Poop stuff...Matt chooses his dick...Doug needs to trim his pubes...Matt is old...A segment dies before it has a chance to live...Doug hates spiral staircases...Identifying characteristics when describing people...Characters constantly having to go take a shit...One of the better Bonds...Matt discovers a new cinematic universe...Will the veto get played...

Really got nothing for this...A special guest "singer"...That's all I have to say about that...

We're back baby...Masturbation tips...Pooping in the new year...Can you get too successful to hookup...Scuba diving and jumping out of planes...Home and uprooting your family...Connery impressions...Doug has some house construction going on...Kicking off 2026 with a decentish podcast...

Christmas...Redux...Cheer...Porn stars...Family...Lots of sidebars...So much stuff...Updated and fixed...Matt helps out in a huge way on sound of the week...Jen wants to move things along...A family podcast...Nothing else needs to be said...

Matt doesn't care...Jennifer Lawrence discussion...Joey is back...Doug doesn't like multiple guesses for sound of the week...A bed of beds...A fever dream of a movie...Heater after heater...What is the deal with this family...Joey watches a lot of stuff...Swingers...

A guest...Nicknames...Lots of info about the movie and book Jaws from our expert...Debates about the attractiveness of Ellen Brody...Matt actually gets uncomfortable...Porn tapes and power outages...Clips for days...Long, long podcast...MCU talk...Matt is afraid of cops...

Doug is whelmed by Florida...Poop stories...Matt is a child...Shawshank is a real pantry dropper...Stuff cut for reasons...Jerking off outside...Doug has equipment issues...Beaver scent...Bad choices lead to killing...Matt is an easy mark...The horse just wants to be fed...Trim talk...Doug is happy to know stuff...And not know stuff...Next week is a biggie...With a guest...

Doug gets 2nd hand gay...Doug learns the problems of grocery bags...Don't trust the fart...Matt Bok...relationship counselor...Impressions...Drinking from a flask...Neither guy has got game...Eddie Murphy before he became EDDIE MURPHY...Miles Teller is a douche...Happy Turkey Day...

Colonoscopy talk...Farside cartoons...The podcast gets win...and a loss...Matt tries to explain the world to his mother...A movie that was a bomb...Bad impressions...Doug needs a red bandana...Not nearly enough clips from the narrator...Doug forces Matt's editing hand...Next week is a biggie...

We are a review and parody podcast...Matt doesn't do good AI...Doug apologizes for being a dick...then is a dick again...Matt doesn't do well after taking drugs...Darth Vader's dad...Nut huggers...Camp stories...Matt tries to add fun to the podcast...Doug is a fun vacuum...Yes it has nudity...And that ending...oh my...Gremlins 3...Doug surprises Matt...All that and more...

Doug's season of violence continues as we delve into things we are neither qualified to nor have permission to talk about...6'7"...Doug can't talk about serious stuff early in the podcast...Government shutdown...Matt scats...Doug insists he can use the R word whenever he wants...Top Chuck or ground Chuck...Matt is half deaf so he does the best he can...The season of Watto impressions continues...Matt is excited for next week's movie and has a request to podcast listeners...Doug's season of doing jack shit continues...

Getting poop everywhere...Matt's hospital visits...Getting rid of stuff...Computer stuff is bad apparently...Doug can't read the signs...Matt's apocalypse fantasy...Not a lot of notes...Matt was very sick so take this podcast with a grain of salt...

A podcast in two acts...A movie that shouldn't be eligible...Doug shouldn't have eaten so much pussy when he was younger...A hard SOTW...Big gap in the middle as Matt takes care of business...Seinfeld impression...Doug rushes to get through the podcast as quickly as he can...Matt talks about his love of heroin...None of Matt's jokes land...Is it a better part one or the lesser compared to part 2...All that and more or something...

Doug gives his family a heart attack...Bills vs. large...Doug is sick...Doug works for the KKK...Matt continues his nostalgia Facebook apology tour...Doug geeks out about Hoth again...Matt's balls drop...Doug gaslights children...What happens when you die...Both boys have voice issues, but Matt steps up and Doug gives none...Doug ops for the clear coat as we check in the closet of a movie with questionable direction...