Hysterical Horizons

It's kinda like that tunnel scene from Willy Wonka in there

It's that magical time of year again when the country divides itself into two warring factions where there are no winners, only losers...

Someone had to say it...

Today we discuss one of the least amusing conspiracy theories I know of, the Ritualistic Murder of Children, oh boy, this going to be so much fun...  *Not for those with sensitive minds, or those who do not handle their Ganja, as this shit will fuck you up worse than Percocet and leave you like, totally paranoid. Unless you can handle the subject matter of Child Abuse and Murder, and understand Dark Humor's purpose is to keep us from swallowing a dozen bottles of Percocet after learning about the fucked shit that happens in our world, listen to something about kittens or puppies or some other cute and happy shit and skip this shit that would turn a white man black and a black man white, yea shit is that crazy.*

Included for free and hosted on Amazon prime is a "documentary" on the Cult Heavens Gate, which is nothing short of a recruitment video for this suicide loving death cult... Amazon Prime is accessed by children every day, Children who have been stuck at home during the most trying time of their short lives during 2020.

This is about the film The Last Temptation of Christ, so you can’t say interpreting that film, is blasphemy... I mean it’s a film based on the Bible, so this is not technically an interpretation of the Bible, although you could interpret it that way ;)

Oh boy... First of all, the title does not mean what you think it does, or maybe it does, stay awhile and listen to find out!

It’s just a fact, it’s one of the few facts about gaming that isn’t just an opinion presented as a universal fact.

It’s a good game, it didn’t do anything to you, stop pushing this talented game over the ledge before it’s too late!

Stay awhile and listen... Why? So you can find out the odds of a snowball in hell, that’s why! Sorry didn’t mean to be so masculine I’m working on it!

Yea, our bad y’all...

Find the path back to yourself, or some hippie bullshit like that.

Wow...

Oh wait, most of us already are...

You can beat the game and move on an even better game, or the game can beat you til you give up playing altogether.

Well, I’m still gonna!!!

Express yourself freely and that is how you be yourself, no matter what others may say or think, prepare to be judged by those who refuse to read any of your pages and choose to hate you, only for your cover, or some other fancy philosophical shit like that.

Today we are here to talk about that most excellent trailer, and also to discuss the philosophical revelations of the Wyld Stallyns!!! Party On Dudes!!!

It hurts a little at first, but then, you feel such immense pride and satisfaction that you laugh so hard you shit yourself.

You can feel it, if you relax and breathe.