A Song of Babys and Puppys

Welcome back to your favorite podcast about the Performing Arts. Theater, opera, musical, we got it all covered! This week we brush up on some of the important theater terms, and then we meet a whole lot of guys. Who did JonCon fuck in the Golden Company? And what are all the sellsword companies like? Are they normal? The answers may surprise you! Chapters: ADWD The Lost Lord, The Windblown Outro music: PIMP by Bacao Rhythm and Steel Band ASOBAP is brought to you by Good Episode Productions. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/w8APyXe2a2

We are all still grieving the death of many of our favorite characters such as Missandei's brother as well as Dany's favorite harp player, but at the end of the day we must move on and continue with the podcast. This is an episode where Tyrion does the worst thing he's ever done and he's still not the character we hate most. Then, we argue why Dany should have done child murder and at least one of us earnestly suggests that Cersei would have done a better job governing than Dany. So basically it's a great time for everyone involved. Somebody PLEASE get us those theater tickets, Chapters: AFFC Tyrion VI, Daenerys IV Outro music: I'm Dancing in the Show Tonight by Ween ASOBAP is brought to you by Good Episode Productions. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/w8APyXe2a2

This New Theon Greyjoy Theory Will Blow Your Mind! Chapters: ADWD Reek II, Jon V Outro music: Redesigned a Million Times by And So I Watch You from Afar ASOBAP is brought to you by Good Episode Productions. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/w8APyXe2a2

Hey everyone George is doing a play in London about the tourney at Harrenhal and we want to get free press tickets to the premiere so we need to be taken seriously. Hold on let me just see what I named this episode Chapters: ADWD Tyrion V, Davos III Outro music: When I Get to the Border by Richard & Linda Thompson ASOBAP is brought to you by Good Episode Productions. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/w8APyXe2a2

Stop me if you heard this before but we're reading Dany and Jon chapters this week. Dany sees a sex show with a gay man and then Jon looks at some meat slabs with a different gay man. George is once again hitting us with the parallels across different chapters, and in this case the parallel is "gay men". Let's give it up to the gay men, everyone! Chapters: ADWD Daenerys III, Jon IV Outro music: Lonely Eyes by the Front Bottoms. guess who edited this one ASOBAP is brought to you by Good Episode Productions. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/w8APyXe2a2

Tyrion gets horny, plays chess and does a cartwheel. Davos eats a nasty apple. Plus: everything you always wanted to know about urinal etiquette! Chapters: ADWD Tyrion IV, Davos II Outro music: Pissin' In The Wind by Jerry Jeff Walker ASOBAP is brought to you by Good Episode Productions. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/w8APyXe2a2

A stinky boy AND a baby boy? George, you're spoiling us! Chapters: ADWD Reek I, Bran II Outro music: I'm Your Man by Mitski ASOBAP is brought to you by Good Episode Productions. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/w8APyXe2a2

The two main characters of this book are very bad at politics. That's themes, probably. We discuss some of the terrible decisions Jon makes, and then imagine a reality where the Dany chapters are good. Tune in next time to find out who "Reek" is. Chapters: ADWD Jon III, Daenerys II Outro music: Dire Wolf by Grateful Dead ASOBAP is brought to you by Good Episode Productions. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/w8APyXe2a2

Chapters: ADWD Tyrion III and Davos I Kay was cursed by the Red God of Covid (19) and lost the audio for the last episode, but luckily we're back to give you a super quick run down of what happened! Maybe these episodes could be shorter?? Anyway, here's Tyrion. Outro music: "Play the Hero" by NAOKI ASOBAP is brought to you by Good Episode Productions. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/w8APyXe2a2

We find some SHOCKING new revelations about when The Winds of Winter is going to be released. Then we check back in with our favorite boy who isn't eating anyone and Tyrion is also here. Chapters: ADWD Bran I, Tyrion II Outro music: Cannibal's Hymn by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds ASOBAP is brought to you by Good Episode Productions. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/w8APyXe2a2

Chaz is our friend and she doesn't deserve the bullying she gets from certain cohosts who definitely isn't me Chapters: ADWD Daenerys I, Jon I Outro music: Bad Sneakers by Steely Dan ASOBAP is brought to you by Good Episode Productions. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/w8APyXe2a2

Tyrion drinks but does not know things. Plus: an epic guy. It's time we begin the dance Chapters: ADWD Prologue, Tyrion I Outro music: Change in the Weather by The Beths ASOBAP is brought to you by Good Episode Productions. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/w8APyXe2a2

You know what it is. Respect Dick, Outro music: Unwritten by Natasha Bedingfield ASOBAP is brought to you by Good Episode Productions. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/w8APyXe2a2

Haters said it can't be done - we finished A Feast for Crows! Chapters: AFFC Jaime VII, Samwell V Outro music: King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard - Mr. Beat ASOBAP is brought to you by Good Episode Productions. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/w8APyXe2a2

we're all trying to find the younger, more beautiful queen who did this Chapters: AFFC Brienne VIII, Cersei X Outro music: Mitski - I Bet on Losing Dogs ASOBAP is brought to you by Good Episode Productions. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/w8APyXe2a2

Chaos is a ladder, Alayne. Chapters: AFFC The Princess in the Tower, Alayne (from Seinfeld) II Outro music: Iron Horse - Ocean Breathes Salty ASOBAP is brought to you by Good Episode Productions. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/w8APyXe2a2

Time to check back in once again with the Lannister siblings, where everything seems perfectly normal! No real singers were harmed in the recording of this episode. Chapters: AFFC Jaime VI, Cersei IX Outro music: Warren Zevon - Poor Poor Pitiful Me ASOBAP is brought to you by Good Episode Productions. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/w8APyXe2a2

We learn about a new sport. Brienne learns about a new boy. Cersei learns nothing. Chapters: AFFC Cersei VIII, Brienne VII Outro music: Bends by Carly Rae Jepsen ASOBAP is brought to you by Good Episode Productions. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/w8APyXe2a2

Sam is well. Chapters: AFFC Cat of the Canals, Samwell IV Outro music: My Body Betrayed Me by Black Wing ASOBAP is brought to you by Good Episode Productions. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/w8APyXe2a2

Every single technological problem happened during the recording of this episode, but nevertheless we persisted. Cersei is no longer winning even in her mind, and Jaime finally has a good time. Plus: a behind the scenes revelation that changes EVERYTHING. Chapters: AFFC Cersei VII, Jaime V Outro music: Alice Cooper - Feed My Frankenstein ASOBAP is brought to you by Good Episode Productions. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/w8APyXe2a2