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The Phlegm Cat Podcast
Author: David M. Hernandez
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Join observational humorist, cynic, Renaissance Man and overall gentleman of leisure, The Artist, David "Mex" Hernandez, as he races against the onset of his weekly gummy to bring you much silliness, heckin' talks, musical performances and the struggles of hitting a small orb with a golfin' stick. Coming to you every Monday from Mexy Park, The Artist is joined by a cast of weirdos that live in his head. Tune in to this weekly, one-man variety show where the possibility of the gummy kicking in early, usually leads to bamboozles and jollies.
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The Huckleberry realizes he's too old to move. An HOA Karen tries to be bossy, but runs into a psycho during a low blood sugar episode. The Artist thinks we have taken on the personality of our dumb orange coach. Empty Nestor™ may have an alter ego named Fulfilled Nestor™. Mex decides to rank presidential mibs, and wants to do a flip like Skattebo.
Mex has hit it big in fictional lands. The Artist delves into the intricacies of The Claw Game. The Kid gets a major hookup, which includes a stoned towel. Your Huckleberry creates the best pro wrestler ever- Macho Man Olmos, who specializes in... flipping off babies.
Your Huckleberry loses his hairdresser and must enlist the services of John Wick. The Artist must be nice to a total doosher. Mex must then decide if getting a Russian haircut can be the key to a decent mid-life crisis.
The Artist becomes Mextradamus and foresees more bamboozlement. Your Huckleberry confesses to being a recovering buff. Mex ponders life's biggest mysteries: Can you assassinate a dog? Can David's tongue heal, and why is Napolean Dynamite building a hotel?
The Artist says "Take a look around you, boy. It's bound to scare you, boy".
The Huckleberry planned on lovely show dedicated to a family wedding. Unfortunately, The Artist's weekend was ruined by Karens, The Broccoli-Headed boys and the pasty people. However Mex still has fun, especially the part where he gets out of a DUI.
The Huckleberry learns the truth about a dictator's junk. Mex is appalled at the hate directed at MJ's. The Artist plays a big ass piano then gets into puppets and random pictures of Donny Most.
Your Huckleberry compares nazis and orange kings. Mex sees a rabbit worse than The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog. We finally get introduced to Shotgun Jones® and his military prowess. Famed imaginary guitar player, Rags, shows up to create yet another tribute band.
A random golfer gets Your Huckleberry into another nice mess. Golfin' Jimmy takes a tumble, Mohammed, Jugdish, Sydney & Clayton volunteer to help. The Artist then square dances with his best friend.
Mex was applauded by greenskeepers. The Artist visits a fancy place and offends everyone with his head covering. Your Huckleberry then tries to understand Sam's dog and at the same time, create two potential golf euphemisms.
The Artist continues to celebrate The Prince of Darkness. Mex then feeds cottage cheese to a war pig and sings the praises of Brenda Vaccaro. We meet Snaggy Snagbourne© and his lawyer. Mex then reminisces about the time he was a slave.
The Artist pays his respects to Ozzy by using Ai imagery of him with other dead musicians. Your Huckleberry takes erbody to Rock School to learn about The Devil's Interval. Charles Bronson makes an appearance and Mex breaks out of his Gump braces on the golf course.
Your Huckleberry says "NO" to The Great White North. The Artist is in praise of older women. Mex then contemplates whether a sloth can dunk and if he should frag Pvt. Boyd.
Your Huckleberry never brings a golf club to a hockey fight. Empty Nestor™ pays Mexy Park a visit. The Artist channels his best Ted "Theodore" Wick and wished to play all video games as a guy named "Roach".
The Artist mourns the passing of Toothpick Vic. Your Huckleberry thinks he could have managed the 1947 Brooklyn Dodgers. Mex's mom goes missing, but he still finds time to resume an old, smelly hobby...
The Huckleberry talks Chicago cuisine and pork chop sammiches. Mex only watches the WNBA for the fights. The Artist then almost blows his back out trying to be all Johnny Castle.
Your Huckleberry wonders why the tanks are squeaky. Mex praises the sausage king of Chicago and learns a new strategy game featuring the MAGA rook. We also hear about this dude Monroe and how fabulous he is.
The Artist pays tribute to Brian & Sly. Mex revisits a scary film from his youth, only to find that he can't say "baboon". Your Huckleberry then covers a mormon, heavy metal jam and provides a sanctuary for Brokeback Finches.
The Artist shares great family news! Your Huckleberry then befouls the great album Rumours. Ground Chucky, the Boy Made of Meat finds his voice but can it stop Mex from buying a snake?
The Huckleberry enjoys when a sports team loses a game 7 at home. The Artist revisits The Exclusion Zone to play video games and throw a baseball like an 8-year old.