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© Cala Mansourjah and Cian Clarke
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A guy and a girl making laughs and reviews from two different countries.
Reviewing the things you probably wanna hear about most - the random & notoriously unimportant.
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New Year, same us.We're back rolling in the new year and remembering all the events of 2021 and how tragic it was.We discuss our sexual highlights and lowlights of the year and finish off with a story of a woman who put her life in her hands trying to clean her damn cats.Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
It's time to yule the logs, egg the nogs and kris the krindle, Merry Christmas everyone!We start with a view for the news, the goings on of our weeks and the worlds events.The quickly delve into the nasty characters that give Christmas it's heart.In Cala after dark we ditch the ugly sweaters and slip into something a little more embarrassing, whether its a snowman suit or jingle bell bra.And to finish our silent night, we discuss the mean one, thats right, Mr Grinch, he's got garlic in his sole and juice on your kid!Enjoy the show, have a safe and happy Christmas from us and we hope you like it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
GUESS WHO'S BACK?We are! it's us!We are returned from our brief (okay not that brief) hiatus to bring you our most filth filled episode yet.We catch you up on our lives and the lives of Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson.Then as a little treat, the listener can have a Cala After Dark where we debunk sex myths and if you're not too full yet theres a Cian After Dark where we discuss the worst names to scream during sex.To cap off this feast for the ears we have reviews for a cook book where you use only the freshest ingredients man has to offer. Yep. Cum.Oh its good to be back.Don't forget to rate and review us on your podcast platform and follow us on instagram @notanotherreviewshow Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Time to rock out and tune into your favourite podcast of nonsense because we're back baby.This weeks news is all the M's; Montero the Album, Mario the Movie, MmmmmmSquid Game (ignore that last one).The topic is the best and worst of live concerts and gigs and Cian relives his past in a story about a girl not called Niamh.Cala poses the question, How do you know you're in a dry spell? How long is too long between rolls in the hay?And finally, in the only part of the show where we actually do any reviewing, LUBE, what is it good for and why would one man need 4000ml of it? Well because he is a pervert and boasts about it on Amazon of course!Please enjoy our silliness and don't forget to rate and review! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Better late than never!The stars are out this week with some of the best and worst outfits that have ever graced the red carpet of the MetWe also discuss our love hate relationships with nightclubs and some of our worst experiences in them.Cala after dark poses the question, "How much porn is too much porn?"and to round it off we found the worst best reviews for penile extension vacuums, pure yuck and I hate it.Enjoy, and rate and review Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Did someone say special guest? We did! We’ve got friend and sex worker Mel on to discuss everything that’s going on with Only Fans and some cool insights into how she makes her $.Additionally, Kanye streams his bizarre album launch party, we discuss the importance of sex in relationships and have a little look at some wild DMs… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Grab your aprons because we're cooking up a storm this episode!Cian and Cala don their chef hats and remote controls and chat about their cooking prowess and their favourite cooking shows!On top of that Cian reveals his new love in life, a wonderful chaotic Walrus, running rampage in cork, much like a mammalian Godzilla.It's sexy tea time in Cala after dark as the pair discuss does a hot beverage heat up things in the bedroom.And finally, are your prescription ADHD meds not working? Have you tried coke?! It's not the same but Cian thinks it is.Don't forget to rate and review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
It’s a sex party and everyone’s invited. Kind of.Cala is mysteriously absent from most of this episode and we hear all the fans sighing. Fear not, Cian’s got a jam packed interview with the lovely Cookie Monster (kind of) about all things sex parties, clubs and just how much nudity is required… We also praise the best song of the decade Industry Baby and the genius himself Lil Nas X, add on minor Olympic commentary and a vagina weights review and you’re onto a goodun of a listen! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it’s Cala and Cian pretending they could possibly be trusted with superpowers!Another snatched ep jam packed full of NARS fun.The space race is full of small penis losers, it’s not coming home and the weather is HOT.We realise it’s a fine line between being a superhero and supervillain (as well as most powers being dumb.)It’s that season where it’s too hot to have sex again and we discuss the yuck factors on CAD.And to round off, a very special review that is close to one of the hosts hearts…Did we mention it’s HOT?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
We’re speedy and hot this week!The news was bizarre but true, the topic was time travel where we debate style and type and apparently you can now buy human souls on Amazon…it was only a matter of time.In addition, we answer the question ‘why do I always date arseholes?’ on Cala After Dark which is simpler than you think… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Children are the future! Well at least someone thinks so...our guest of the week Chelsea is here to chat all thinks school and children (Cala’s least favourite things.)In addition, Cian divulges about his elaborate annual game of tag, Cala After Dark looks at the best and worst of new relationships and Bitch Spray is something we really wish we owned... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Friendship is a glorious thing and we got buckets of it.Welcoming NoFilterFriendship podcast, we are joined by Hayley and Jen from across the pond to discuss how to make friends, how to keep friends and more importantly (for Cian) how to sleep with friends.In addition we discover which animal the public think they could beat in a fight (spoiler alert the public is delusional) and the company Diamond Dogs becomes something none of us will ever forget... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Let’s talk about PERIODS.It’s all we do for 45 minutes so buckle up gang. We got first periods, sanitary product choice and most importantly period sex chat.We’ve partnered with The Fun Cup to bring you informative, unbiased and always HILARIOUS content based all around the most natural thing in the world... you don’t want to miss it.Click on our linktree and discover discounts, episodes and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
KACHOW, it's podcast time, and you better buckle in you rat bastards.This week we delve into the internet spectacle of the Josh Fight, the only event in history where you COULD hit a child and yet people chose not to.On to of that, the gruesome twosome chat about their experience driving, their love of Cars (the movie) and their hatred of cars (the vehicle).Cala and Cian get tied up in the world of bondage and discusses the B of BDSM.Top round it off, we learn about the best way to attempt to nuke rabbit urine.All in all, a real fun time.Listen on Acast, Spotify, I-Tunes or wherever you find good podcasts. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Erotic stories, Crimes & Cian's Mullet 🎧Once again we dive into the depths of depravity which is this podcast.This week we discuss Dulux hating on their brand partners, some erotic fiction and how we would get away with the perfect crime.Also Cian got a mullet (Cian thinks its class, Cala is on the fence)Available now on iTunes, Spotify and Acast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week we start with the lows - some highly notable deaths, DMX, Prince Phillip and the true Princess of the UK, Nikki Grahame. But the tone picks up as Cian reveals he’s the new face of an Irish Christian dating app, Salt. Classic Cian.Inventions take centre stage with the hosts revealing the weird and wacky ideas they’ve dreamt up to solve niche problems and discuss our favourite inventions revolutionising our lives.In addition, a ~kind of~ Cian After Dark ~kind of~ NEW SEGMENT “Back Once Again With The Wudan Master” teaches us people are arseholes and there’s so little we can do to stop them.Oh, and ever wondered if there are grills specifically for children? There are, we review them. It’s bizarre as fuck. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
EVERY TIME we take our break week BIG NEWS HAPPENS. To summarise, a big boat wedged itself in a canal (it was huge, we swear.)Lil Nas X steals this weeks headlines with a sexy grind on satan, blood in trainers and a Nike lawsuit. What a guy.Celebrities real names started as a fun topic but descended into sad realisation, Cala After Dark looks at spicing up your sex life TODAY and violent self defence gets a Barbie dream house makeover. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
It's Award Season (apparently) and with all the talk of Grammys and Oscars we direct our attention to acting this week. Did YOU know Cala is a famous actress in some circles?...More importantly we have a guest who knows a little about acting, directing and all round performance Alice Rose Croft from Funny Haha Podcast! Alice takes time out of her busy schedule to chat with us including about the most defining acting career moment of all of our lives: the school nativity.To round off we take a look at a product that could quite possibly ruin a man and his most prized possessions... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Stable episode format? Who needs one! This week we discuss THAT interview with Meg & Hazza, discover a wild YouTube video where a man tests whether dildos match up to the real thing, and we round it all off with a look at lingerie for men. Who said only ladies could wear fishnet? (Someone please.) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
It’s a Cian episode (May the Lord be with us) and thus Woodlice take centre stage in another showbiz game “Hey Is That A Woodlouse?” which accidentally exposes the UK’s madness.We discuss Lola Bunny who has been downgraded from sex symbol to girls junior basketball team captain in Space Jam 2. Also in the news this week, the CDC offers us some more zombie apocalypse advice which Cala hopes is just ‘pass away quickly.’CAD explores edging and why it gives off the same energy as holding in a sneeze and some choice celebrity lookalike reviews leave us wondering why anyone would pay hundreds for a random human to wander round their wedding... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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