The LPR1

Kitty and Taz talk about what they have been up to lately.... what has been keeping them so busy that they couldn't post any shows!! It certainly has not been due to procrastination!!

Yes Taz and Kitty built a fort out of sheets and nudie pictures from one of Kitty's Hustler magazines. Recording the entire show from inside the fort with the intention that it would get posted unedited*. * I added the theme song and adjusted the sound as much as possible. Apparently we had the recording volume set too high so I do apologize for that. I have not listened to the show beyond the beginning... so I hope it doesn't suck!! ~ Kitty

Taz and Kitty, crunched for time, record a show from one of their favorite local restaurants. Kitty tells all about her first swinger party at a nearby hotel!! In pornographic detail. Also our first installment of Story Time With Drew: First Day out of Jail!

Taz and Kitty celebrate St. Patrick's Day at Malarkey's Pub... armed with a breathalyzer as they get loaded! Taz topped off at a .19 and Kitty a .18! It may have been higher but we got too drunk to keep checking. We also had our fellow drunkards blow for us! This is the entire show in audio. You can also watch it in 4 parts with the photos from the night on youtube. We took over 250 photos and remember less than half!! Please remember if you must drink... DON'T BE A DOUCHE BAG! CALL A CAB!

Kitty is of the belief that all women can learn how to squirt because she did!! Kitty tells the story of the first time she made a woman squirt and how that inspired her to teach herself how to squirt. After months and months of masturbating she made her glorious discovery! Taz and Kitty discuss the wonders of female masturbation and why women should get over their fear of their own private parts and dig in!! *Note from Kitty: It's an hour long because we tend to stray way off topic and I was tired of editing and wanted to go to bed!

Listen as Taz and Kitty Celebrate Women's History Month. Taz found some startling statistics about the women in Austria. Kitty does an eye opening and enlightening report on the Female Orgasm! During their discussion, however, Taz and Kitty get into a heated discussion and it ends in a bit of a fight! (*Kitty's anger is in no way to be construed as "typical irrational female hysteria"!!! BOOBIES It is merely the manifestation of a BOOBIES collected anger for the repression of all BOOBIES women since the beginning of time.)

After a brief pause... Taz and Kitty pick it up from Part one and continue their discussion of the Female Orgasm. Kitty describes the different types of orgasms a woman can have and how best to have them.

Taz and Kitty discuss what they did on Valentine's Day, why all girls turn into lesbians when drunk and Kitty finds a new source for free porn DVDs!!!

Kitty is distraught over the loss of her beloved Iris. She shares the events of that tragic day including the 911 call she made in a desperate attempt to save Iris.

The Dirty Show, now in it's 10th year, is held every Valentines weekend in Detroit. Taz and Kitty attended the show on Saturday February 7th... listen as we wander around interviewing random attendees, artists and posing the question... Art or Porn? And pay attention because it's very subtle... you can "hear" Kitty's blood/alcohol content rise like mercury in Mid-July.

Taz and Kitty discuss the AVN Awards, their favorite catagories and this years winners. Which somehow leads into a conversation about relationships and why it sucks to always be the agressor. Which eventually leads them to look up porn.. One way or another they usually end up looking up porn!

Taz and Kitty discuss current events... well current if you dont have TV, cable, internet, radio or newspapers... How to determine whether or not you are addicted to porn.. like Kitty is. Taz explains why a hot blonde can't be a pederass.

Part 2 of our evening with PMS.