Sorry We Love Football

Week 5 is final and somehow only Jamel is happy. Hartigan calls in from a ballroom in Barcelona to apologize for missing shows, Danny’s (now dead) optimism is captured moments before Chiefs Jags kicked off on Monday night, and Jamel can’t name a single Bad Bunny song. Have we all lost our minds only five weeks into this season? The answer may shock you…we forget to take a look at the Fantasy Scoreboard and overall standings on the season long picks BUT we do cover every single game from the Week 5 slate and take insane tangents that make no sense! Like what you hear? Head on over to https://substack.com/@sorrywelovefootball and become a subscriber for FULL reaction shows + more exclusive content!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's the week of the backups! Danny and Jamel deliver a performance for the ages hating on the Super Bowl Hangover Chiefs, road games, soulless Dan Quinn, the National Anthem, and much more! Next Danny and Jamel reveal their Quarter Season MVPs (hint: it's NOT Jalen Hurts). Then the guys preview and predict the Week 5 slate followed by, as always, YOUR listener mail! Subscribe on substack for bonus episodes and content!https://substack.com/@UC3RBPsP5HCdKBju7qJto5OASee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Week 4 results are FINAL and on the menu was a few Forty Burgers nobody’s allowed to eat! Join Hartigan and Jamel at Bob & Edith’s 24 Hour Diner in Virginia as they break down what they hated about chasing points in fantasy football, the return of Perc Aaron Rodgers, Bryce Young’s quest to go 14-3, Chip Kelly, Giants football joining the White Civil Rights movement, soulless Dan Quinn, AJ Brown’s lack of commercial success, Tyreek Hill’s knee explosion, Bad Bunny, and so much more. Then we take a look at the Fantasy Scoreboard, read a few text messages from Danny, and accidentally talk Soccer all while eating waffles and french fries…Like what you hear? Head on over to https://substack.com/@sorrywelovefootball and become a subscriber for FULL reaction shows + more exclusive content!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Week 4 is here and SWLF’s collective rage cannot be contained! Danny belittles the “hot take” culture that our national sports media has become obsessed with, Jamel is sick and tired of watching John Harbaugh coach the Ravens, and Hartigan wants to know why Brontae Purdy gets a free pass. Next the guys each eulogize an NFL player or franchise who they’ve deemed to be officially deceased, followed by previews and predictions for the Week 4 slate. Finally, as always, YOUR listener mail! Subscribe on substack for bonus episodes and content!https://substack.com/@UC3RBPsP5HCdKBju7qJto5OASee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Week 3 is in the books and all three of the SWLF starlets are here to make the worst of it! Jamel provides tales from FedEx Field (Northwest Stadium, if you nasty), Danny celebrated the first Chiefs win of the season while at work, and Hartigan recounts the Eagles comeback that went down at a family outing. Do we understand the league anymore after 3 weeks of action? Did Danny’s glee of the Eagles demise occur far too soon? Will we ever ever ever ever care about the Falcons again? All of these questions will be answered + we take a look at the Fantasy Scoreboard and overall standings on the season long picks!Like what you hear? Head on over to https://substack.com/@sorrywelovefootball and become a subscriber for more exclusive content!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hartigan rejoins the show only to face a brutal verbal assault from both Danny AND Jamel. Will he finally relent and admit that the tush push is an abomination? What does creating a team culture even mean? The guys then tell tales of Germany and New Orleans followed by a game of Playing God-dell, where we decide if and how long to suspend players for hypothetical scenarios. Next, it's time to preview and predict the Week 3 slate followed by as always, YOUR listener mail!Subscribe on substack for bonus episodes and content!https://substack.com/@UC3RBPsP5HCdKBju7qJto5OASee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Danny and Jamel wrap up a hard weekend in the big easy with Sports Drink’s very own Andrew Stephens! Is New Orleans the best city to watch football in? Can Danny contain his tush push rage until Thursday’s show? Does Andrew have an offensive impression of Dan?? All of these questions will be answered + we take a look at the Fantasy Scoreboard, Cajun Style.Like what you hear? Head on over to https://substack.com/@sorrywelovefootball and become a subscriber for more exclusive content!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The real epidemic in this country? NFL Players pooping their pants during games. Jamel and Danny share their hate takes on Week 1, how bad the New York Football Giants franchise is, the continued demise of Bryce Young, and much, much more! Next the guys declare who was the most full of shit in Week 1, followed by full previews and predictions of the Week 2 slate, followed by a quick fantasy football check in, and finally, as always, YOUR listener mail!Subscribe on substack for bonus episodes and content!https://substack.com/@UC3RBPsP5HCdKBju7qJto5OASee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Does Danny have a Super Bowl Hangover? Why does Jamel feel bad for Giants fans? Is Hartigan seriously going to blame the Dak Tuah on the Cowboys gunslinger? How can we protect players from getting diarrhea in Brazil? When is the right time to bench Mr. Unlimited (hint: now)? Do we think Aaron Rodgers is back for real for real? Will Danny acknowledge that Bills vs. Ravens was a crazy fun game? All this plus fantasy updates, substack Q&A, updated overall season records, and much much more!Like what you hear? Head on over to https://substack.com/@sorrywelovefootball and become a subscriber for more exclusive content!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We FINALLY made it to the start of the season and we can't help but wonder: Is the NFL somehow MORE evil than ever before entering the 2025 Season? How long can Danny continue to be a Super Bowl Hangover denier? Why do Gilbert Arenas and Jay Gruden have a new podcast together? The guys tackle these questions, each coin a brand new term to be used by SWLF Nation throughout the course of the season, and much, much more. Next, it's time to preview and predict the Week 1 slate followed by a quick fantasy football check in, and finally, as always, YOUR listener mail!Subscribe on substack for bonus episodes and content!https://substack.com/@UC3RBPsP5HCdKBju7qJto5OASee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

SWLF is back for it's seventh season! Terry got a deal, Micah got traded, and Danny is MAD AS HELL at Eagles fans, specifically Hartigan. Next, a league wide preview where the guys rank all eight divisions in order of division they LEAST give a fuck about, to their absolute favorite of the year. Then Danny unveils the draft order in both fantasy leagues and finally, as always, YOUR listener mail!Subscribe on substack for bonus content!https://substack.com/@UC3RBPsP5HCdKBju7qJto5OASee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Au Revoir, Summer Stack! As Training Camp comes to an end and the Regular Season approaches, we bid the Summer Stack series adieu with a banger of an episode. We cover the mystery drug that’s keeping Jerry Jones alive, the highs and lows of Week 1 of the Preseason, the Travis Kelce GQ shoot, Cam Newton’s rise in the podcast game, the Buffalo Bills season of Hard Knocks, SWLF live in New Orleans September 12th, and all the news we missed since the last show PLUS we officially set a fantasy football draft date, shout out some listeners, and answer YOUR Substack submitted questions…Link to LIVE show September 12th: https://app.opendate.io/e/sorry-we-love-football-at-sports-drink-friday-9-00p-september-12-2025-606137#Like what you hear? Head on over to https://substack.com/@sorrywelovefootball and become a subscriber for more exclusive content!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week’s episode of Sorry We Love Football is holding out for more money! We’re covering the Michah Parsons holdout, the ballroom at the White House, Tyreek Hill potentially hooking up with Jayden Daniels' mom, SWLF live in New Orleans September 12th, and all the news we missed since the last show PLUS we have a production meeting live on the show, give fantasy league updates, Hall of Fame Game, and Chiefs magic potentially being gone...Link to LIVE show September 12th: https://app.opendate.io/e/sorry-we-love-football-at-sports-drink-friday-9-00p-september-12-2025-606137#Like what you hear? Head on over to https://substack.com/@sorrywelovefootball and become a subscriber for more exclusive content!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week’s episode of Sorry We Love Football this week is STACKED. We’re covering the Hall of Fame Game, Chiefs/Commanders/Eagles Training Camps, league-wide injury updates, Scary Terry’s continued holdout, how the NFL literally dodged a bullet this week in NYC, the mystery of AJ Brown, Shannon Sharpe being fired from ESPN, Jerry Jones, SWLF live in New Orleans September 12th, and all the news we missed since the last show PLUS fantasy league updates, hold-out stories, and Jamel making BASEketball references….Link to LIVE show September 12th: https://app.opendate.io/e/sorry-we-love-football-at-sports-drink-friday-9-00p-september-12-2025-606137#Like what you hear? Head on over to https://substack.com/@sorrywelovefootball and become a subscriber for more exclusive content!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Sorry We Love Football summer stack is back, Jack. We’re covering the potential return of the Redskins, the Browns’ new DUDE Wipes branded helmets, Danny’s refusal to acknowledge Super Bowl LIX, Justin Fields’ injury, the Terry McLaurin holdout, SWLF live in New Orleans September 12th, and all the news we missed since the last show PLUS a fantasy league updates, the return of Air Bud, and Brian Schottenheimer’s tattoos!Link to LIVE show September 12th: https://app.opendate.io/e/sorry-we-love-football-at-sports-drink-friday-9-00p-september-12-2025-606137#Like what you hear? Head on over to https://substack.com/@sorrywelovefootball and become a subscriber for more exclusive content!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Sorry We Love Football summer stack returns with it’s raciest edition yet. We’re covering the ESPY’s, Quarterback Season 2, Bow-Tie Black, new uniforms, Jayden and JuJu, the return of Fantasy Football, Rashee Rice jail time, Mike Williams’ retirement, SWLF live in New Orleans September 12th, and all the news we missed since the last show PLUS a Saquon Barkley Hollywood story, Jamel gets stuck in the Denver airport, and Danny details the pulse of Chiefs nation, straight from KC!Like what you hear? Head on over to https://substack.com/@sorrywelovefootball and become a subscriber for more exclusive content!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

June’s very own Legion of Gloom returns for Summer Stack 4! Danny and Jamel get through the worst part of the NFL calendar by talking about Jamel’s warm-up gig at Fanatics Fest and Tight End University (Taylor’s Version) PLUS moist towelettes, seeing Jayden Daniels in person AGAIN, the Commanders’ legacy of ass, Jamar Chase’s Cincy stint, more thoughts on nuclear war, and so much more…Want to hear the whole thing? Head on over to https://substack.com/@sorrywelovefootball and become a subscriber for more exclusive content!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Happy Juneteenth! The Sorry We Love Football summer stack series returns to dip beaks into the dry desert of NFL content. Danny, Hartigan, and Jamel cover Shedeur Sanders’ need for speed, KC Wolf’s retirement, Adrian Peterson’s poker fight, sourdough pizza, the Giants QB room, the current state of the WNBA, why soccer is so popular, Danny’s remaining fantasy bitterness, and all the news we missed since the last show PLUS takes on the best burger spot in LA, egg stations, the future of the pod, thoughts on nuclear war, and so much more…Want to hear the whole thing? Head on over to https://substack.com/@sorrywelovefootball and become a subscriber for more exclusive content!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Happy Friday the 13th! The Spooky We Love Football summer stack series is back to quench your thirst for NFL content. Hartigan and Jamel cover Aaron Rodgers’ last ride in Pittsburgh, Antonio Brown’s attempted murder charge, whether or not Mike Tomlin is a good guy or not, Dante Hall X Dez Bryant, Shaq’s favorite NFL team, SWLF live in New Orleans September 12th, and all the news we missed since the last show PLUS Jamel’s favorite Friday the 13th movie, thoughts on the protests in Los Angeles, and so much more…Want to hear the whole thing? Head on over to https://substack.com/@sorrywelovefootball and become a subscriber for more exclusive content!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Sorry We Love Football summer stack series is finally here to help guide you through the hellish-y dry NFL months leading up to the 2025 season! We’re covering Stefon Diggs’ pink cocaine, schedule release quirks, Steakquon Barkley, Jim Irsay, Hard Knocks NFC East, SWLF live in New Orleans September 12th, and all the news we missed since the last show PLUS a Madonna retrospective, thoughts on the state of weed in general, and Jamel potentially converting to Judaism…ALL recorded from Hartigan’s West Hollywood apartment! Want to hear the whole thing? Head on over to https://substack.com/@sorrywelovefootball and become a subscriber for more exclusive content!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.