My Momma Told Me

Are the greatest Black combat athletes being recruited to fight for the other side? Steelo Brim joins Langston and David to explain why so many of our best fighters now associate with evil forces. 0:00 Grand Theft Auto VI (!!!) 6:29 Cold open: Big booty circus & ADHD 15:28 A very wifed-up intro 21:27 Conspiracy: White people are targeting Black fighters for the race wars 52:51 Steelo's Hollywood origin story 1:02:27 Why fighters and not scientists? 1:12:29 Voicemail1: More Langston nicknames 1:14:47 Voicemail 2: Accent prejudice 1:28:17 Would you do OnlyFans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Is the so-called Khia Asylum putting pop stars in protracted purgatory? Langston and David are joined by Sequoia Holmes to speculate about how the Illuminati might be keeping certain singers mired in irrelevance. 0:00 Cold open: Fan-dumb 2:38 A very ass-eating intro 12:08 Conspiracy: The Khia Asylum is real 50:56 Voicemail 1: Crack is the original GLP-1 54:03 Voicemail 2: The biracial math ain’t mathing Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Were certain Black American idiosyncrasies actually planted by nefarious forces? Langston and David sit down in the new, permanent home of My Momma Told Me to answer listener voicemails, including one about how some Black customs (e.g. eating steak well-done) may not be authentic at all. 0:00 Cold open: The radio 4:46 A very new studio intro 10:27 Addressing the Filipino allegations 16:36 Adding a soundtrack to your life 27:30 Parenting a light-skinned child 34:08 Loving bad people (at the concert) 46:27 Voicemail 1: Well-done steak was popularized to deprive Black folks 57:15 Voicemail 2: Megan Thee Stallion has a ghostwriter Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Is the government using Black social media users to study human behavior? Langston and David are joined by journalist-presenter Nina Parker to discuss how modern tech could be insidiously exploiting the Black community. Then, they answer a voicemail about the location of Dr. Umar’s charter school. 0:00 Prolapse cold open 8:58 A very weapons intro 17:24 Conspiracy: They never stopped experimenting on Black people 33:21 Content creation = drug dealing? 43:52 Newspapers, novels, smut 52:34 Internet posturing 58:04 Skincare for men 1:03:12 Voicemail: Dr. Umar’s school is in Delaware Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Will eating the chalaza of an egg give you salmonella? Langston and David are joined by comedian-actress Zainab Johnson to question if we shouldn’t be eating the white film on egg yolks. Then, they answer a voicemail about NBA megastar Stephen Curry. 0:00 Cold open: Extraordinary genitals 6:45 A very The-Dream intro 13:01 Michael Jackson’s vulnerability in ‘Will You Be There’ 22:15 Katt Williams anecdote 26:52 Conspiracy: Never eat the chalaza of an egg 37:47 Unironically wearing Kangol hats 47:02 Talent vs. decency 52:42 Voicemail: Steph Curry uplifts white hoopers Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices