The Broskiedoodles

This week we kicked things off the only way we know how: roasting each other’s accents, questioning why Black Friday still pretends to exist, and accidentally falling into a full-blown investigation of whether Amazon is just AliExpress in a nicer outfit. From Magic the Gathering going from “little hobby” to “this is my personality now,” to AliExpress feeling like a casino run by pop-up goblins, we try to figure out who’s actually scamming who.We also get into why buying everything in ugly, loud colors might save your stuff from getting stolen, how kitchen tools mysteriously disappear at work, and why chefs secretly live in fear of basic-ass black utensils. We break down knives like we’re shopping with unlimited money we don’t have, argue about Japanese vs German steel, casually drop $200 on a “baby” knife. Along the way we uncover the dark art of honing steels, handwritten recipe hieroglyphics, and why being organized at work makes you look insane but keeps you alive during service. If you’ve ever wondered how chefs think, pack, label, sharpen, and overthink absolutely everything, this one’s for you.

We debate why carrot cake is royalty, whether pistachio cheesecake should come with a warning label, and exactly how adult™ the “let’s flex our bongs” meetups really are. We drop spicy fact-bombs to impress imaginary father-in-laws, and coin the next coffee-shop empire.We also unpack our newest mid-life crisis cure: Magic the Gathering, aka grown-up Yu-Gi-Oh but with extra dice and feelings. Then we talk weed culture across states, smoking etiquette for functional friendships, why vibe matters more than menus, and finally plan an unrealistic month-long nerd-tour of Madrid involving cards, arcades, bars, karaoke, and questionable life choices.

In this episode Kiko Flow and Chef Maurice dive deep into the most crucial issues of modern society—like painting your beard black to hide your wisdom hairs, picking up divorced moms at office parties, and whether creatine is secretly the cure for death itself. We also roast the new generation of self-proclaimed “life coaches” and TikTok philosophers who sound like they just discovered Marcus Aurelius on Pinterest. Oh, and Matthew McConaughey catches a few friendly strays for pretending to be Confucius with a southern drawl. We go from drizzling honey on cheese to redefining what it means to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich—with homemade bread, handcrafted jam, and maybe a small existential crisis. Chef Maurice schools us on “chicken stock ice cubes”, while Kiko questions whether pairing whiskey with broth is genius or just drunk science. We also revisit the eternal debate of pineapple on pizza, expose the horrors of sardine cuisine, and pay tribute to Jennifer Love Hewitt—thicker than fridge peanut butter and twice as smooth. We time-travel back to when life was simple—bikes, bad baseball, and figuring out why things suddenly “worked” in the shower. From there, we somehow end up debating Venezuela’s weirdest food combos (pasta with black beans, really?), Colombian hot dogs with pineapple sauce, and the crime of putting cheese on seafood pasta. Chef Maurice brings the culinary logic, while Kiko Flow keeps asking why anyone would mix donuts and burgers. It’s childhood innocence meets adult indigestion—a philosophical journey through flavor, friendship, and lactose intolerance.

This week we go from Blockbuster memories to San Francisco pride, all the way into Anthony Bourdain’s kitchen war stories. We talk about why Miami makes you feel like a dumbass, how Netflix used to come in envelopes, and why restaurant kitchens are basically pirate ships with sharper knives and worse tattoos. And just when you thought it was safe, we dive into the mysterious world of Cocorino Romano—yes, the white powder of both kitchens and concert stages. Jonas Brothers? Maradona? Executives in the Cold Cocorino Room? We’ve got it all. Pour yourself a drink, and sharpen your knives.We go from knives to nonsense real quick. Chef Maurice breaks down the holy art of sharpening blades (and why sending them in the mail isn’t as sketchy as it sounds). Then we celebrate the Florida Panthers going from “never heard of them” to back-to-back champs—complete with our terrible Russian hockey player impressions. We slide into Miami with Messi, where European football royalty now has to warm up to Gloria Estefan and Pitbull before kickoff. And of course, we finish with some spicy conspiracies about MJ, Tiger Woods, Cocorino weekends, and why today’s athletes can’t party like Maradona and Ronaldinho once did.

This week on The Broskiedoodles, we cover everything from words our accents just won’t let us say to the cosmic punch card that decides if you’re headed upstairs to Heaven or chilling downstairs with Hugo Chávez. We debate whether small daily acts of kindness count more than flashy donations, if cooking for people earns you extra credit with God, and why letting people know in advance before visiting is the ultimate heavenly gesture.Why some people think going to church every Sunday automatically buys them a VIP pass to heaven while they’re busy banging their secretary on Monday. Chef Maurice reveals his brand-new elf ear surgery because apparently being a chef isn’t enough unless you also look like you belong in Lord of the Rings. Do Asians get bonus karma-points from birth? Possibly. Does Chef Maurice’s new elf ear surgery grant him VIP access? Definitely. We wrap things up with movie and show recs, from Bring Her Back (demonic fire 🔥) to medieval HBO drama, plus one of us getting way too deep into watching city-planning videos on YouTube. Yeah, it’s that kind of week.

In this episode we bring in our favorite pilot homie Marquinhos (aka Marcos) to spill the tea on UFOs he’s seen while flying at 40,000 feet. We’re talking lights that move like they’ve had three Red Bulls, and air traffic controllers panicking like it’s the end of the world. From there we crash-land straight into a chat about the Concorde—how the hell did humanity go from “supersonic champagne flights in the 70s” to “enjoy your 10 hours in economy”?We go from complaining about how everything used to be good and now it’s garbage, straight into asking the big questions: were the pyramids built by humans, aliens, or just really pissed-off slaves with too much free time? We compare Egypt to Vegas (spoiler: Vegas pyramids are not making it to 3025), roast the Colosseum a little, and wonder if maybe we’re the aliens after all. We then ask if Marco is secretly working with extraterrestrials for Instagram clout, and dive into why pilots would rather stay quiet than be labeled “the guy who lost his license because he saw a light.” Oh, and NASA’s suspiciously well-behaved interstellar visitor "3I/ATLAS" makes a cameo. Basically, if you like aliens, bad jokes, and people pretending they’re not terrified, this one’s for you.

In this episode we go from Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen’s “tiger blood” days to whether Magic Johnson ever actually had HIV, because obviously YouTube comments know best. Then we dive headfirst into aliens—are they here to destroy us, or just here to ask what we do for fun in Miami traffic? Zombies crash the party, dinosaurs get their shot at non–Jurassic Park glory, and somehow Ratatouille gets props as the realest kitchen movie ever (Bourdain approved). We also launch our very questionable book club, debate ambience sounds for reading (war explosions count).We dive into the chaos of dropping kids off at school for the first time—because nothing says "parenting" like crying toddlers, suspiciously cheerful teachers, and apps that track every bathroom break your kid takes. We compare our school days (no QR codes, just raw survival) to today’s Fort Knox-level systems, and wonder if kids will ever know the joy of sneaking their first kiss behind the bleachers without their parents getting a notification. From raising bilingual kids to reminiscing about our painfully awkward but unforgettable “first times,” and even taking a detour into whether Nelly Furtado is “thick in a good way,” this one is a rollercoaster of childhood, parenthood, and everything in between.

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Buckle up for this wild ride through the double-sided dragon underground empire of none other than Sister Huang — part sensual entrepreneur, part production powerhouse, part criminal mastermind. We unpack her unorthodox content strategy, debate whether Netflix already has a docuseries in the works, and throw shade at just how freaky China can really get.Then we cool it down with a casual roast session on headbands, receding hairlines, and the true power of douchey fashion decisions. Oh, and in case you missed it: Spanish royalty drama? Covered. British monarchy longevity? Still undefeated. We break down the royal hotness that is Princess Leonor—19, regal, and apparently military-ready (yes, Spain still does that). Then we take a hard left turn into movie theater economics and explain how $26 can buy you not just popcorn and a flick, but possibly a whole OnlyFans starter kit if you play your cards (and couch) right.We get real about superhero movie fatigue, hype up a few indie films, and recommend Munich for your next "I want to feel smart but still entertained" night in. To top it off, we cover true crime with a cruise ship disappearance that will make you never let your kids leave the house again. Come for the comedy, stay for the trauma. Or vice versa.

In this spicy lil’ episode of The Broskiedoodles, we dive headfirst into the plague of the internet: recycled content. Yep, we’re talking about those lazy reaction videos that have flooded YouTube and TikTok like a backed-up toilet. Are they content creators or content parasites? You decide. We also break down the difference between actually helpful reviews vs. people who just nod and say “that’s fire” every 2 seconds. We also talk about audiobooks, Blink-182 memoirs, and why we might just cry our way through a Backstreet Boys concert at the Sphere while tripping on portobello mushrooms.Then we spiral into nostalgia with stories of amphitheater concerts, lawn seats, and folding chairs with the holy trinity: cupholder, recline, and back support (take notes, picnic planners). Tune in, zone out, and maybe pack a picnic chair—just bring your own back support.

In this spicy episode, we dive into Kiko's experience with a police dog entering a Music Festival. We talk modern-day festival scams — yes, we’re looking at you, wristband-diamond-payment-scheme. We roast the absurdity of paying $15 for chips in Punta Cana (not even truffle-flavored), and talk about the real cost of being a tourist when everyone thinks you're Michael from Ohio. We complain (like good old millennials) about tipping madness in the US, where 20% is the new "broke-boy energy", and recount personal tales of overpriced hats and the Caribbean work ethics, aka 2 dudes working while 10 supervise. We also talk about fertility checks, sperm bank dreams, and the emotional rollercoaster of being told you might have weak swimmers... only to find out you're a full-blown DILF in the making. We also get into the health scare trenches: blood pressure meds, avoiding heart explosions, and how avocados might just be your best friends if you want to see 80. Plus, some motivational gems about how to live like a boss at 87 — rum in hand, Cuban pastry in the other, and still flirting with grocery store ladies.

In this very hands-on episode, your boys Kiko Flow and Chef Maurice dive deep into the world of chiropractic wizardry — where Nordic giants named Jan manhandle your spine into oblivion and you pay for the privilege. We talk about Maurice’s passionate (possibly romantic?) weekly encounters with his chiropractor, the shady-sounding “tension gun” used to rearrange his ribs, and why subscription models have even infiltrated bone cracking. Plus, we try to figure out what Pilates is (spoiler: we still don’t know), explore the dark alleyways of pirated podcasting on LimeWire, and discover that boiled chicken is the final form of digestive healing. We also break down the very real struggles of starting something new — be it a gym class or a job — and how much it sucks to suck… at first. Then we shift gears into spicier territory: baseball players getting caught throwing very convenient wild pitches and the weird prop bets that could ruin the game for everyone. From baseball players possibly throwing pitches for a quick payday, to betting on the color of Gatorade at the Super Bowl — we’re talking about everything that makes modern sports feel like a casino. Should you trust people who sell picks online? Absolutely not. But should you laugh with us as we unpack the circus that sports has become? Definitely yes. If you’re into pain, wellness, and wildly inappropriate metaphors, this one’s for you.

In this spicy episode of Broskiedoodles, we dive headfirst into the uncanny valley of AI-generated bands—yes, The Velvet Sundown is apparently topping charts with absolutely zero human soul (and probably a sketchy digital footprint). We debate whether this AI music wave is genius or just audio catfishing. We get real about American vs. European coffee, why your colon might hate both, and how hot dogs—yes, HOT DOGS—might be the world’s most misunderstood delicacy. We mourn the fall of Quiznos like it’s a lost love and make a heartfelt (and slightly horny) case for Arby’s comeback. We drag overrated coffee joints and overpriced “gourmet” burritos, and yes—we question whether Subway’s meatball sub ever really spoke to us. There’s also a minor investigation into whether energy drinks are slowly murdering people... and why Red Bull technically doesn't give you wings (spoiler: someone sued them for that). Come hungry and stay petty.

In this episode, we serve you a hot plate of controversial opinions, mildly researched facts, and top-tier whining. Kiko confesses he thinks travel is overrated (yes, he said it), while Chef Maurice tries to remind him that making memories with your kid is what it's really about. We debate if lab-grown meat is the next culinary revolution or just silicone steak made by science bros in hazmat suits. We dive deep into the messed-up state of modern medicine (hint: it’s great at patching you up after the disaster), why your high school history book might as well have been fan fiction, and how A.I. is both a genius assistant and a creativity killer (depending on how lazy you are). We also talk about kids today not knowing how to form a full sentence, the illusion of economic stability (RIP pecorino cheese), and how everyone’s toaster now claims to be “A.I.-powered”... like, calm down. We get real about how A.I. is taking over our emails, résumés, and maybe even our fragile little minds. Is using ChatGPT to write your job application making you a productivity god or just a lazy genius with no critical thinking left? We debate it all—from firing letters drafted by robots to job postings so A.I.-written they forget to delete the “insert company name here.”

In this week’s episode of BroskieDoodles, your favorite duo talk about the world of suburban trash politics. Chef Maurice gets real about a diaper disaster that’s been slow-cooking in his neighbor’s bin for four days (yes, FOUR), all while trying to justify why that diaper was tossed in raw—no bag, no protection, no shame.We dive into the icy drama on top of the world: Mount Everest. Apparently, climbing it the old-fashioned way (with suffering and borderline death) is so last decade. Now, some Badass and his crew zoomed up in just 5 days using xenon gas therapy and high-tech training — yes, they basically Ubered to the summit. We break down how they did it, why some folks are crying “cheaters!”, and how this ties into the rise of enhanced games where steroids meet medals.Then we pivot to the world of music, where The All-American Rejects are sticking it to Ticketmaster by throwing actual house parties instead of overpriced arena shows. Then we slide into some greasy truths about McDonald's being more of a real estate mogul than a burger slinger—turns out Ronald might just be your landlord. And finally, we teleport back to Woodstock '69, where mud, mayhem, and questionable life choices reigned supreme. Was it peace and love—or just one giant accidental survival camp? Tune in and find out.

In this wild ride of an episode, we gallop straight into the uncomfortable (and deeply questionable) cultural mythos of donkey love in Latin America. Yep. That happened. From Uncle Martinez’s legendary tales to asking if corn deserves consent in Nebraska, we’re not holding anything back. We then swerve into the great American tipping trap — are we just handing out cash to people for existing now? Coffee shops, stadiums, pastelito stands… no one is safe. We reminisce about the golden era of sweaty 13-hour dishwashing shifts on acid, discuss the rise of iPad servers, and even pitch our own anti-tipping donut shop where the only hymens we acknowledge are made of fried dough. No tip? No problem — as long as you behave and take your donut dot like a champ.We talk about how everything is going cashless, including shady street hot dog vendors and singing metro performers with Venmo posters (the hustle is real).

In this banger of an episode, we dive deep into the upcoming Enhanced Games — aka the Super Saiyan version of the Olympics where athletes are juiced to the gills, legally. We unpack what happens when sports go full Fast & Furious with science: from steroid-fueled sprinters to combat sports that might just delete a man on live TV. Is this the future of sports or just Space Jam with needles? We also throw shade at traditional leagues (sorry, baseball).We ask the big questions: Do we really care about athlete safety? Should athletes be allowed to turn into chemically-enhanced dolphins? We pitch a world where sports evolve into The Hunger Games: ESPN Edition, and we ask the real questions: Should we just let F1 drivers juice up and crash gloriously? Is Barry Bonds a walking steroid ad? Should chefs be tested for doping? Can we get a little cocorino romano with our hot dogs at the Enhanced Games?And yes, we absolutely debate the eternal question: 100 men on PEDs vs. one gorilla on PEDs—who wins? We also unpack the tragic tale of a too-hyped fan trying a handstand at a baseball game. Spoiler: gravity won.From throwing shade at slap leagues to pitching ideas for Fencing on Shrooms and a Drug Mario Party, we explore the ethically questionable but undeniably entertaining future of sports. Oh, and we try to figure out if The Rock has been juicing (spoiler: c’mon now).

In this spicy little gem of an episode, we dive deep into the chaotic world of baby parties—those adult-hostage situations disguised as children’s celebrations. Kiko and Chef Maurice break down the do’s, don’ts, and “please have alcohols” of organizing kid parties (hint: finger food and bump-friendly bathrooms are a must). We talk about the sacred chaos of prepping for a kid’s birthday party—where anxiety, BBQ judgment, and Chick-fil-A betrayal all collide. Chef Maurice debates tacos vs hot dogs vs his entire reputation, while Funko Kiko strategizes how to avoid adult small talk by hiding in the soccer field with the kids (and possibly a vape). Then we slide straight into the nonsense of weddings that charge guests—yes, apparently some people think their love is worth $300 a head (spoiler: it’s not). We brainstorm honeymoon fund strategies, wonder how many elephants one can ethically pet in Africa, and unpack awkward social questions like “when are you having kids?” (Answer: when Dominoes gets fun). Oh, and yes, we do tackle proper vape pen etiquette at family-friendly functions. Because we're professionals like that.We touch the highly controversial and incredibly important topic of… being the fun uncle (or as we call it, the Funcle). Can you give your teenage cousin a hit of the pen? What about a shot of tequila for your 20-year-old nephew at abuela's house? We lay down the morally flexible ground rules for underage drinking, pen etiquette, and how not to get canceled at baby birthday parties. Oh, and if you're not hiding a flask in your cargo shorts, are you even doing parenthood-adjacent parties right?Stay for the laughs, leave with a new outlook on family bonding and public intoxication.

In this spicy and highly educational episode (you’ll definitely learn something), the BroskieDoodles reunite after a two-week hiatus—Chef Maurice finally escaped the overpriced vegan cafes of San Francisco and landed in Miami, where the heat is real and the women are even realer. We welcome Marco, the Broski Doodles' official pilot (yes, we fly high in many ways), who drops in to talk about life in the skies and being everyone's favorite designated driver.We dive into the dark times of a Madrid blackout, the tech loopholes of the Amish (spoiler: they love Doritos and TikTok just like the rest of us), and the unstoppable spread of technology—even the jungle can’t hide from Elon Musk’s Starlink satellites.Then we hit the gas on some nostalgia and talk about a time when drinking and driving was just “driving but with more stories.” Don’t cancel us—we’re just reminiscing about the chaos of pre-Uber survival tactics. It was a different era, okay?We dive deep into life’s big questions — like, should you be allowed to enjoy Disney on a truly magical level (aka high as a kite)? Is riding a ski lift with a bag of Cocorino Romano just a winter sport now? Why does alcohol hit harder in the air, and do pilots secretly cry during in-flight movies too? We also talk about why airlines are turning into flying Greyhounds, why one pilot is definitely not enough, and how Jehovah's Witnesses have taken a wholesome pivot to handwritten door-to-door spam. Oh, and we try to figure out whether the Vatican has become a luxury condo complex with a golden moral compass. Buckle up, it's turbulence with tequila.Why some of the richest cities in the world look like the set of a dystopian film—spoiler alert: tourists don’t love stepping over human poop at religious landmarks. Then we spiral into the digital nightmare we now call life, where your toaster wants your email, your light bulb needs a login, and your door lock has more security than your bank. We also mourn the loss of shame in modern society. From ATM loiterers to unaware sidewalk hogs, it's official—basic decency is on life support. Oh, and we explore the fantasy of escaping to Japan to become minimalist samurai dads with well-mannered anime children. Yeah, it’s that kind of episode.Leave a review unless you're one of those people who stands in front of the deli counter and samples each cheese. You know who you are.

Welcome to our latest rollercoaster! This episode dives into the wild world of Miami’s fast-paced culinary scene where job hunting is more of a sprint than a marathon. We share our hilarious take on those “interview by tomorrow” gigs, the art of scoping out restaurants (and their killer food) through email, and the quirky perks of working in kitchens where even a simple stage can feel like a one-day slave gig.We then switch gears to our epic debate on chocolate—yes, we’re comparing Venezuelan cocoa vibes with Swiss precision and musing over whether our taste buds are just too uncultured for the fancy stuff. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any zanier, we spill the tea on the documentary "Con Mum," a mind-boggling scam story that left us questioning everything about family, money, and expensive hotels. Then, we get into the wild world of online scams, where hacked emails and relentless login attempts remind you that your inbox might just be the hottest target in town. It’s a no-holds-barred, brutally honest look at how scams can hit you where it hurts—with a hefty side of wit that only we can dish out.We dive into the world of email scams and gift card cons, sharing our personal horror (and hilarity) story about cold chicken in arepas thanks to a kitchen mishap that left our expectations as flat as our passwords. Then, we shift gears to dissect the art of scams—from a fake “mom” con that had us all simultaneously cringing and laughing, to hacker antics that make cult movies like Hackers look almost credible. All of this wrapped in our signature banter about digital safety and how even a casual click can cost you big.