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Good parenting advice is everywhere but SiriusXM hosts Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis aren’t afraid to pull the curtain back and laugh at some of their own parenting fails.
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Houseboats & Strippers

Houseboats & Strippers

2026-02-0543:54

On today’s episode, Matt fills in for Rich while he’s in San Fran for the Super Bowl. The episode turns unexpectedly fiery, and honestly? It’s impossible to summarize because you basically get to listen to them fall in love again in real time. They dive into sports parent drama, feelings get loud, and Matt becomes a slam poet before anyone can stop him.Listen now, laugh with us, and don’t forget to subscribe, rate, and share Have Kids They Said wherever you get your podcasts. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.comFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Whole Lotta Hog

Whole Lotta Hog

2026-02-0344:11

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole cover Groundhog Day (and yes, it’s a whole lotta hog), are you a tater tot person, Super Bowl snacks and unhinged betting, and Nicole’s slow return to life after being super sick. They get into Grammy chatter, Rich has a proud dad moment with Emmy, Emmy asks that baby question, and two new segments make their debut: Stop Tryin’ to Be Cool and Shower Thoughts. Chaos, as always, ensues.Listen now, rate, review, and share with the friend who absolutely has too many Super Bowl opinions. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.comFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Nicole is still rocking her curling-iron injury while Rich actively tries to wreck everyone’s algorithm. They end up talking about the Challenger explosion (with a truly interesting Nicole analogy), sledding vs. sleigh riding, and why cubicle life feels officially dead. Nicole's elevator drama, Rich prepping for Career Day, a detour into smut books and whether women even want to deal with lingerie anymore. And jKeegan chaos leaves Nicole holding actual poop.Listen now, laugh nervously, and send this episode to someone who needs to know they’re not alone in the mess. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.comFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Ahoy Hoy

Ahoy Hoy

2026-01-2942:52

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole cover Nicole dealing with snow and whether kids are being robbed of core memories with no more snow days, while Rich proudly confirms he does not miss seasons at all. They get into things you’re pretty sure you’ll never do again, mispronouncing words with full confidence, and when sports and activities officially become too much. Plus: Kanye’s apology, a story involving the Zitos, and a round of wildly misheard names.Hit play, form your opinions loudly, and then send this episode to someone who also can’t pronounce basic words anymore. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.comFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Defeated and Depleted

Defeated and Depleted

2026-01-2239:23

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole unpack why everyone feels overwhelmed as adults (kids or no kids), the weight of having a platform, and the kids' eating habits. They get into which celeb drama has their attention, Nicole hits full defeated-and-depleted mode, and they debate the pressure to show up to every kid event. Plus: where you land on Beach Mom trending drama. Nicole has hot sauce problems, and Benny rats out Rich.Listen now, take sides, and then immediately text this episode to the friend who is also barely holding it together. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.comFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Friends Forever

Friends Forever

2026-01-2052:54

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich puts Nicole to the test with Saved by the Bell trivia and spirals into the 10-year trend and all the nostalgia that comes with it. Matt jumps on with the college football national championships,  they talk about building kids’ confidence, when is a sports parent "too much", and help a listener who needs advice. Rich is stressed with his draft coming up, and they wrap it all up with some wise words to live by.Hit play now, before Rich overthinks the draft even more. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.comFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
High Sleep Debt

High Sleep Debt

2026-01-1546:56

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole get into whether you’re a friendship maintainer, a Heated Rivalry mention, and ask what you think actors think about during smooch scenes. Things turn real as they talk men and feelings, Nicole’s Oura stats haunting her, and her very strong feelings about PE teachers and body image. Rich realizes he might have a control issue, they ask what kind of sports parents are you, a gym shower question, share a funny post-COVID school story, and Benny asks what romance is.Hit play now, because this one goes from funny to real and back again fast. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.comFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Parker Handles It

Parker Handles It

2026-01-1339:07

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Nicole has a curling iron injury, starting to choose local over big business, and the parental question of whose gift card is it really. Parker handles a bully, talk toxic mom groups, and wonder if drinking just isn’t the vibe anymore.Hit play now and share with someone who’s also rethinking everything. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.comFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Bone In

Bone In

2026-01-0851:51

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich is in Vegas and experiences Uber road rage. They get into pork chop stories, being a good sport about pictures, the Oura ring taking over Nicole's life, and the Toto toilet. What you can’t come back from? Along with some couples-fight homework, and a street tale that goes sideways fast.Hit play now before Rich orders another pork chop. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.comFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Frontal Fart

Frontal Fart

2026-01-0641:21

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole ring in the New Year while Rich’s kids somehow still have another week of winter break, and Nicole is officially done and ready for the regularly scheduled program. They check in on who actually made it to midnight, agree that family quiet time is the dream, and Rich tells Nicole about Dr. Pepper babyyyyy by Romeo with the music remix on show by Jake Ceja.Nicole shares her BIG goal for the year, Rich leans into sauna life, and talk kitchen dangers, the rough news cycle, Tom Brady and Alix Earle, and a fun TV game show to watch with the kids. Plus, an Ed Sheeran mission, shower towel habits, and laundry quirks.Start the year right! Hit play and bring the chaos into 2025 with you. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.comFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Tinsel T*ts

Tinsel T*ts

2025-12-2339:11

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole talk about actually taking time off (or trying to), keeping up with scroll life, and who really deserves credit for the good presents. They get into watching holiday favorites, Matt still being sick, and Rich begging everyone to pick up the pace. There’s some generational empathy, Nicole has a run-in with Mrs. Claus, and Sara has a holiday party sweater mishap.Hit play now before the holidays pass you by and share it with someone who also needs everyone to move faster. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.comFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole discuss gas roulette, Nicole in a zombie apocalypse, and what TV shows to watch, and the perfect Christmas playlist. Nicole is all over the place, Matt is taken out by the man flu, and Rich shares how his kids love hard. They get into party invites when kids are involved, generational lingo, Nicole’s DMV adventures, and the very serious debate over how to properly pronounce a certain famous reindeer’s name.Hit play now before the gas runs out, the zombies show up, or Nicole has to go back to the DMV. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.comFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole kick off the holiday countdown, talk goals for the new year, and share a sad update about Piper. There’s a classic Parent Trap–style moment with Coley, Keegan texts Matt to “chill bro,” and Christmas shopping stress is very real.Hit play now to get in your holiday feelings and share it with someone who’s already behind on gift shopping. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.comFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Double Onion Volcano

Double Onion Volcano

2025-12-0951:14

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich is flying solo on the parenting front while Sara’s out of town and he's confused as to why the kids are listening more than usual, Matt is going full sports dad on Keegan, and Rich has decided his true calling might actually be becoming a hibachi chef.Hit play now! Because this spiral happens fast and you don’t want to miss it!  Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.comFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
John F'n Williams!

John F'n Williams!

2025-12-0439:28

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole break down airport game plans, guilty splurges, and unpack Rich’s latest health fad. They slip into full band-nerd mode...only for Nicole to completely fail a very obvious music icon test, before shifting into how to handle bullies and Matt’s nightly snoring saga.They talk about adding new kid traditions, Rich shows off his new Black Friday toy, and Nicole… well… gets tooted on. It’s that kind of episode.Hit play now because you never know what’s going to come out of this show (literally).  Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.comFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
We Spackockled It

We Spackockled It

2025-12-0247:16

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole dive into all things Thanksgiving before questioning whether they should finally check out NADs. They talk about Sara's big plans for the annual Gingerbread Party,  the latest social media trends, and Christmas gift shopping. Then things get real as they talk about how no two kids get the same version of their parents. And Nicole drops a moral question that’s definitely about to earn her some hate (and probably Rich, too).Hit play now! This one’s messy, funny, and guaranteed to spark debate! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.comFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
I'm One Thankful B!tch

I'm One Thankful B!tch

2025-11-2746:02

On today’s special Thanksgiving episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole dig into the realities of the holiday, starting with that moment every parent dreads when their kids realize animals are, well… meat. Rich steps fully into his Broadway Boy era as they talk about the new Wicked movie, and a basketball hypothetical comes into play.Sara’s sweet love notes make an appearance, the Annual Gingerbread Fight is back, and Rich and Nicole reflect on staying united when life gets tough. They walk through the changing stages of kids’ wish lists, break down some pranks, and close things out trying to "top that."Start the episode now—your Thanksgiving prep could use the company! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.comFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Don't Burn the Toast

Don't Burn the Toast

2025-11-2544:31

On today’s new episode of Have Kids They Said, Matt jumps in for Rich. And they kick things off with fellow apartment tenants before things get very real, giving you full fly-on-the-wall access to their unfiltered therapy session. They discuss what's happening with the Wicked press, Tara Reid nostalgia, and Matt was in a movie,  then debated if reading at a bar is ok.Parker’s made a major life decision, they question what makes a home, and talk about being present (and fun?) as parents before wrapping it all up with holiday family madness.Smash that play button before Matt replaces Rich permanently and we all have to adjust. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.comFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
I'd Bang Ulysses

I'd Bang Ulysses

2025-11-2046:26

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole jump from solo-dining to Nicole’s extremely specific presidential crush, and somehow straight into Labubu and the K-Pop Demon Hunters crashing the Macy’s Day Parade. They gear up for the final Stranger Things season, test their Saved By The Bell knowledge, and Rich reveals that Zack Morris was basically his wingman when he met Sara.There’s talk of the little blue pill, Nicole’s mouse-related PTSD, Rich grieving his kids’ voices getting older, and the impossible task of breaking serious news to your children. Then they dive into the couple’s “purge” you may want to try, tipping expectations, and Rich’s blind work dinner date.Hit play now—before they wander into another fever-dream tangent and forget what they were talking about entirely! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.comFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Guilt Burgers

Guilt Burgers

2025-11-1847:07

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole come in HOT with a full apology tour for ghosting you last week, then spiral immediately into old radio flub stories and Matt’s snoring. Rich admits he cried over a TikTok trend (shocking no one), should we quit social media entirely, and they both agree being “on the road” is anything but glamorous.There’s debate over the nostalgia with Good Night Moon, does where you live even matter, and then absolute chaos as Nicole loses her wedding rings down a Vegas hotel sink. Rich flexes his TSA PreCheck bougie card, introduces us to Pickleball Dickie, assigns more social media trend homework, and gets hilariously pod-jealous.Hit play before they miss another week and spiral all over again! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.comFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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G. Tazari

love all the episodes!! but.... whyyyyyyy does this one cuts out for me just as rich was about to tell the story of Ben sleeping on their bed!!??

Nov 22nd
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Happy Day 😊

lmao I love you guys!! love the 100% honesty!

Apr 16th
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