Happy Hour: The Definitive 7th Heaven Walkthrough

Send a text This week it's time to talk more filler as the show meanders around trying to find something to say! Peter's dad was kind of fun though. We drank: Sapporo Lager Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send a text The fillery-est filler episode yet. We did our best with this lukewarm jumble of conversations that go nowhere. Martin's aunt has some wild business ideas though. We drank: the source of all life on this planet. Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send a text 7th Heaven does it's best E.R. impression. Various main cast members call Matt on the phone so they can get their mandated screen time. Special guest David visits again! Greg and David Drank: Nurnberger - Tucher Lager Helles Brauspezialitat Boulevard Brewing Co. - Unfiltered Wheat Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send a text This week 7th Heaven returns to form with a classic PSA-style episode. More importantly, friend of the show David makes his triumphant return! We Drank: Oliver Brewing Co. - Cherry Blossom Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send a text Lucy weasels her way into a Police department softball team where she is not wanted, bad communication abounds between Paris and Chandler, Ashlee Simpson continues to be around, and Peter is the new Simon as he blindly starts delivering kites for drug addicts. Greg Drank: Union Craft Brewing - Skipjack Pilsner Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send a text It's another Islamophobia PSA episode, but the twist is Glen Oak also hates France. Plus Chandler and Peter's mom have whirlwind romance on the promenade and Mrs. Bink meets her match. Greg Drank: Fat Orange Cat - Winter Warmer Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send a text Eric gives everyone an assignment to be more charitable, and few are capable of it, but Lucy finally gets back to her true passion: Habitat for Humanity! We drank: Six Point x Mike's Hot Honey: Slice Sipper Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send a text Basically they threw a 2003 style powerpoint at us and called it an episode. Impossible to watch, still fun to talk about. Greg drank: Victory Vienna Vacay Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send a text This week, a random WB hunk walks into the Camden house and acts like he knows everyone, then concludes the episode with a PSA on appreciating veterans. Also, we find out he knows the chimp Eisenhower. Greg Drank: Coors Banquet and Elder Pine Pilsner Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send a text This week on the show we discuss one of the most amazing sting operations ever written for television! We also learn a lot about the consequences of anti-depressants and Peter tries out drag make-up. Greg Drank: Orange Gatorade Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send a text This week we discuss part 2 of the season 8 premiere. It's more hijinks related to Mary's secret husband (and pregnancy), more Simon angst, and more Chandler angst. Well, it was an episode. Greg drank: Lucky Buddha Beer Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send a text We're back for Season 8! It's all drama on the beach as Simon and the family cope with the fact that he literally killed a man. Plus, pregnancy talk continues and the most random side character makes a second appearance. Greg Drank: A delicious red Gatorade. Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send a text We start the two-part season finale with a bizarre one starring the oft-forgotten early 2000s cameo queen Tara Lipinski. Peter continues to be a great guy, Sarah (and Lucy) might be pregnant, and Chandler's father attempts to fake his own death. We drank: Schöfferhofer Grapefruit Hefeweisen Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send a text We prepare for the season finale with an episode about evil step-dads, lying parents, and getting engaged to seven men for presents. This week we drank!: 2% Milk Water Classics. Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send a text This week: Lucy finally gets married, it goes as you might expect, however there is a side plot that involves four characters wrestling at a Nevada gas station. Greg Drank: DC Brau - Brau Pils Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send a text This week we discuss a bizarre late season episode where Roxanne's dad kills a man in cold blood, Ashlee Simpson breaks up with Simon for 10 minutes, Morgan and Patricia gaslight the Camdens, and Ben still won't leave. Greg Drank: Silver Branch Glass Castle Pilsner Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send a text This week on the show, Annie becomes the overbearing wedding planner, Roxanne's detective dad doesn't get under Chandler's skin, Ashlee Simpson actually likes Simon more than a beloved family friend, and Ben (he's still on the show?) loses his trained fire rescue dog and tries to cover it up. Greg drank the "Stand Up" cocktail, which is 6 different combinations of mix drink designed by ChatGPT. Listen for details. Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send a text This week on the show it's Valentine's Day. Lucy's "plot" sort of peaks, but barely anything else of note happens. Ben still won't leave. Greg Drank: Corralejo Tequila with Q Mixers Premium Ginger Ale Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send a text Join us as 7th Heaven once again teaches us about the dangers of smoking. This episode has everything: classic "issue of the week" chaos, plot twists, and lectures! Unfortunately Lucy is still there though. We drank a special cocktail this week, the "Smoking Lemon": Mezcal, Lemon Juice, Honey Syrup, Bitters, and Cointreau Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send a text This is an episode about very sloppy plot devices and cystic fibrosis. A substantial amount of the runtime is dedicated to horseback riding montages. We drank - water! Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp