The Culture Swally

We’re back in Latimer Crescent in this episode of The Swally as we look at series three of the classic, Two Doors Down. We find out what Beth, Eric, Colin, Cathy and Christine have been up to and meet Ian’s new partner, Gordon. Starring Alex Norton, Arabella Weir, Elaine C Smith, Jonathan Watson and Doon Mackican, the show started with a one off special in 2013 and developed into a series in 2016. In the news we find out how our English overlords are stopping us from keeping the draughts out, take our dogs to the football, read some of Scotland’s banned books and get offended by a Christmas Card in Tesco. So join us for a Swally, on The Culture Swally! Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/cultureswallypod/ Twitter https://twitter.com/SwallyPod Or get in touch at cultureswally@gmail.com   Music from Darry 2 Vance: Royalty Free Music from https://darry2vance.com

We’re off to 1790 in the latest episode of The Swally as we look at the 2025 film, Tornado. Starring Tim Roth, Jack Lowden and Kôki, the film follows a Japanese puppeteer's daughter, who gets caught up with criminals when their show crosses paths with a crime gang. In the news we get our kilts on and have a swally of Buckfast with Jimmy Fallon, drive a blood soaked car to Hobbycraft and kick out some TERF’s and Tories, twerk in front of Martin Compston and we attend the annual Cosmo Halloween bash! So join us for a Swally, on The Culture Swally! Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/cultureswallypod/ Twitter https://twitter.com/SwallyPod Or get in touch at cultureswally@gmail.com   Music from Darry 2 Vance: Royalty Free Music from https://darry2vance.com  

It’s time for The Swally Spooktacular! And this year we are off to Loch Henry to join Davis and Pia making a nice film about an egg man. Not really. Loch Henry is the second episode of the sixth series of Black Mirror and follows a young couple who travel to a sleepy Scottish town to start work on a genteel nature documentary - but find themselves drawn to a juicy local story involving shocking events of the past. In the news we head off to Orkney to meet some stoats, before stopping off at Millport beach to stock up on some sex toys. After that, we visit a Rangers pub, which has a very bad smell and impress the locals with some forgotten Glasgow words. So join us for a Swally, on The Culture Swally! Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/cultureswallypod/ Twitter https://twitter.com/SwallyPod Or get in touch at cultureswally@gmail.com   Music from Darry 2 Vance: Royalty Free Music from https://darry2vance.com  

Break out the drams as we cover the oldest piece of Scottish media we’ve ever looked at on The Culture Swally, it’s time for Whisky Galore! When a Scottish island falls prey to a whisky shortage, the islanders are desolate. But when by chance a ship is sunk with a cargo of 50,000 cases of whisky, they see their salvation. But first they must outwit the English Home Guard commander who is determined to protect the cargo at all costs. In the news we finally catch up with a African Tribe staking their claim on Scottish land and tempt them with some Spuds that are Nae Bad. Also, we have an update on the new Highlander film and we get a shock whilst shopping in Aldi and are not amused! So join us for a Swally, on The Culture Swally! Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/cultureswallypod/ Twitter https://twitter.com/SwallyPod Or get in touch at cultureswally@gmail.com   Music from Darry 2 Vance: Royalty Free Music from https://darry2vance.com

Neighbours….everybody needs good Neighbours….just not this one. We’re bang up to date in 2025 as we look at the three part Amazon Prime thriller, Fear! Staring Martin Compston, Anjli Mohindra, Solly McLeod and James Cosmo it tells the tale of Martyn and Rebecca, who move to Glasgow with their two young children. However, their neighbour Jan's unsettling remarks hint at a sinister situation unfolding around their new home. In the news we discover that there can be more than one when we hear what Dave Bautista has been up to in Scotland, go drinking in a graveyard with teenagers, annoy our neighbours with our ring doorbell and find out which member of The Scheme is still ‘Living The Dream’. So join us for a Swally, on The Culture Swally! Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/cultureswallypod/ Twitter https://twitter.com/SwallyPod Or get in touch at cultureswally@gmail.com   Music from Darry 2 Vance: Royalty Free Music from https://darry2vance.com    

It’s time for some Peter McDougall again on The Culture Swally as we look at his first Play For Today, from 1972, Just Your Luck. Starring David Hayman, Leslie Mackie, Mary Riggans, Gerry Slevin and Eileen McCallum, it tells the tale of Alison and Alec, who due to an unplanned pregnancy, decide to get married. But will the religious differences of their families get in the way of their big day? In the news we Dine and Dash with Ant and Dec, try to travel to Thailand on a cancelled passport and fire up our Delorian to travel to Peru and drink some Scottish Cola, made purely from spite. So join us for a Swally, on The Culture Swally! Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/cultureswallypod/ Twitter https://twitter.com/SwallyPod Or get in touch at cultureswally@gmail.com   Music from Darry 2 Vance: Royalty Free Music from https://darry2vance.com

We’re back in Play for Today territory on this episode of The Swally as we travel back to 1982 and look at the episode titled ‘The Silly Season’. Starring Derek Anders, Mary Riggans, Jake D’Arcy, Tony Roper, Frances Low and Pierce Brosnan, it tells the tale of factory worker Malcolm, who’s unhappy in his work and how life, until four students join the workforce. The Silly Season is available on YouTube here: https://youtu.be/kqnnuls02H4?si=NyC7A5iwaTjgbgYt In the news we join the Free Plasticine movement and get into a spot of bother, rate food reviews in unexpected places, attend a bareknuckle boxing match at the ice rink and make a surprising discovery in our Stone Island jackets. So join us for a Swally, on The Culture Swally! Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/cultureswallypod/ Twitter https://twitter.com/SwallyPod Or get in touch at cultureswally@gmail.com   Music from Darry 2 Vance: Royalty Free Music from https://darry2vance.com

Pack your bucket and spade as The Swally is off on our holidays this episode as we look at the 2014 film starring David Tennant, Rosamund Pike and Billy Connolly, What We Did on Our Holiday. A family head to Granddad's big 75th-birthday party in rural Scotland. The parents are separated and hope their three kids won't mention it to the family. In the news we meet the latest Scottish grappler who’s becoming a hit across the pond, run into a bunch of Spider-Bam’s in Glasgow City Centre, learn about the murky past of Scotland’s most celebrated comedian, wear a wedding dress to a football match and run a celebrated film about the scud industry through Greg vs AI. So join us for a Swally, on The Culture Swally! Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/cultureswallypod/ Twitter https://twitter.com/SwallyPod Or get in touch at cultureswally@gmail.com   Music from Darry 2 Vance: Royalty Free Music from https://darry2vance.com  

The football season has started! So in honour of this, we have picked the other Scottish football film, 1999’s The Match. In the Scottish village of Inverdoune, teams representing the village's two pubs - Benny’s Bar and Le Bistro - have played an annual football game for 99 consecutive years. Under the terms of the original bet, the loser of the 100th match must forfeit their bar to the winner. In the news we throw out a casting call looking for someone to play a jobby at the Edinburgh Fringe, meet a couple from Elgin who like letting their strange pet out to play in their neighbourhood, visit a pop up penis clinic, meet a Stockport fan who has switched his allegiance and it’s the debut of our new feature…Greg vs AI. So join us for a Swally, on The Culture Swally! Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/cultureswallypod/ Twitter https://twitter.com/SwallyPod Or get in touch at cultureswally@gmail.com   Music from Darry 2 Vance: Royalty Free Music from https://darry2vance.com    

We’re back in Maryhill again to visit DCI Jim Taggart as he has a rather interesting case to investigate. When a mother and son are found dead, Taggart hunts after a maniac who's putting rat poison into food products made by a company called “Wonderland". Yes, that’s right, it’s the episode starring Patron Saint of The Culture Swally, James Cosmo and his partner in crime, Matt Costello! In the news we find out which celebrity chef Ewen McGregor was very sweary in front of and still regrets it, we complain about getting English tenners out of a cash machine, visit the best back garden pub in Scotland and order some Scampi Fries and meet some Disney Adults…in The Magic Kingdom of Glasgow. So join us for a Swally, on The Culture Swally! Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/cultureswallypod/ Twitter https://twitter.com/SwallyPod Or get in touch at cultureswally@gmail.com Music from Darry 2 Vance: Royalty Free Music from https://darry2vance.com

On this episode, we’re travelling to Glasgow in the 1970’s as we look at the directorial debut from Lynne Ramsay and essential Scottish viewing, Ratcatcher. 12-year-old James Gillespie lives on a Glasgow housing estate during the 1973 refuse collectors’ strike. After James’ friend falls into a canal and drowns, James becomes increasingly withdrawn and racked with guilt. In the news we get our best leather waistcoats and chaps on to meet the most miserable landlord in Scotland, buy some finest Scottish tea from Mr. Tea, aka Tetley Tam, debate the past life of a flag bearing child in the American Civil War and chuckle at the latest Scottish words to be added to the Oxford English Dictionary. So join us for a Swally, on The Culture Swally! Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/cultureswallypod/ Twitter https://twitter.com/SwallyPod Or get in touch at cultureswally@gmail.com   Music from Darry 2 Vance: Royalty Free Music from https://darry2vance.com

We’re off to Craiglang on this episode of the Swally as we catch up with Jack and Victor, Winston, Tam and Isa as we look at the first series of the classic Scottish comedy, Still Game. Originally aired in 2002, the series follows two Glasgow pensioners, Jack and Victor and the patter merchants may be long in the tooth but they're Still Game for all kinds of carry-on. In the news we have an update on the Loch Ness Monster and find out what she’s been up to, discover what Edinburgh Council think about Oasis fans, us our work laptops to place some bets and watch some porn and visit a scud cinema in Glasgow. So join us for a Swally, on The Culture Swally! Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/cultureswallypod/ Twitter https://twitter.com/SwallyPod Or get in touch at cultureswally@gmail.com   Music from Darry 2 Vance: Royalty Free Music from https://darry2vance.com

Today we are talking about the first series of Limmy’s Show! Created by and starring Brian Limmond - Limmy’s Show! is a Scottish surreal comedy sketch show broadcast on BBC Two Scotland. In the news we travel to London to sample some of the finest Scottish food, rent some DVD’s in prison, discuss the latest campaign from Scotland’s favourite lager and potter around a record store, listening to new music. So join us for a Swally, on The Culture Swally! Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/cultureswallypod/ Twitter https://twitter.com/SwallyPod Or get in touch at cultureswally@gmail.com   Music from Darry 2 Vance: Royalty Free Music from https://darry2vance.com      

Ah Ken Loach, it’s been a while. 2004’s Ae Fond Kiss is the focus of this episode as we get all romantic about forbidden love. In Glasgow, the parents of Casim Khan have decided that he is going to marry his cousin Jasmine. Unfortunately, Casim has just fallen in love with his younger sister's music teacher Roisin. In the news we ponder how a wheelie bin from North Ayrshire ended up in rural Germany, put on our best suits for pleasure, meet a man who got into a spot of bother for getting his bum out and hear about a gig that will feature in a upcoming film. So join us for a Swally, on The Culture Swally! Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/cultureswallypod/ Twitter https://twitter.com/SwallyPod Or get in touch at cultureswally@gmail.com   Music from Darry 2 Vance: Royalty Free Music from https://darry2vance.com

Budapest is the destination on this episode of The Swally for a Simple Minds concert as we look at the 1990 Michael Winterbottom film, Forget About Me. Starring Ewen Bremner and Brian McCardie, it tells the story of two Scottish squaddies stationed in Germany who, granted leave for Hogmanay, set off not for home, but for Budapest and a Simple Minds concert. In the news we take the shortest flight possible, get into a row over a DVD, go online shopping for clothing from our favourite lager and tempt a cat down from a tree with a McDonald’s burger. So join us for a Swally, on The Culture Swally! Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/cultureswallypod/ Twitter https://twitter.com/SwallyPod Or get in touch at cultureswally@gmail.com   Music from Darry 2 Vance: Royalty Free Music from https://darry2vance.com  

We’re off to The Highlands on this episode of The Swally, but this isn’t a pleasant trip as we look at the 2016 TV mini-series, One of Us. Starring Swally favourite Joanna Vanderham, Juliet Stevenson, Gary Lewis, Laura Fraser and John Lynch, a horrific murder rocks the lives of two families living side-by-side in isolated rural Scotland. In the news we meet a man who has a strange way of playing with LEGO, find out what’s been banned from a gig at the Hydro, debate which cultural gems should be added to the UNESCO list and meet a road worker who looks identical to a Scottish icon. So join us for a Swally, on The Culture Swally! Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/cultureswallypod/ Twitter https://twitter.com/SwallyPod Or get in touch at cultureswally@gmail.com   Music from Darry 2 Vance: Royalty Free Music from https://darry2vance.com  

Rave to the grave! This week on the Swally, we’re getting our dance on as we look at the 2019 film Beats. Starring Cristian Ortega, Lorn Macdonald, Laura Fraser and Brian Ferguson, the film is set in Summer 1994. Johnno and Spanner are best mates, but Johnno’s family are moving to a new town and a better life, leaving Spanner behind. In pursuit of adventure and escape they head out on one last night to an illegal rave to have a night to remember. In the news we debate the size of Easter Eggs and whether Mars Bars really did get smaller, meet a Councillor who makes his own rules when it comes to dress code, hear about some of the best Scottish April Fools pranks and meet a paranormal tourist on a mission to try Scottish delicacies. So join us for a Swally, on The Culture Swally! Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/cultureswallypod/ Twitter https://twitter.com/SwallyPod Or get in touch at cultureswally@gmail.com   Music from Darry 2 Vance: Royalty Free Music from https://darry2vance.com

We’re getting our Country on in this episode of the Swally, but not our Western as we look at the 2018 film, Wild Rose. Starring Jesse Buckley, Julie Walters and Matt Costello, the film tells the story of a troubled young Glaswegian woman, who dreams of becoming a Nashville country star. In the news we cry about the recent news about the cancellation of River City, meet a Glasgow bouncer, who is making a name for himself in a different way, try to buy a stolen boat engine and find out what a WWE commentator and ex NFL legend thinks of Glasgow. So join us for a Swally, on The Culture Swally! Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/cultureswallypod/ Twitter https://twitter.com/SwallyPod Or get in touch at cultureswally@gmail.com   Music from Darry 2 Vance: Royalty Free Music from https://darry2vance.com

It’s time to smile and say ‘sausages’ as we discuss the 1985 film, written and directed by Cary Parker, The Girl In The Picture. A romantic comedy, starring John Gordon Sinclair, Dave McKay, Irina Brook, Gregor Fisher and Paul Young among a host of other Scottish talent. Alan and Mary are pretty miserable together and split up. As an very presentable Glaswegian photographer Alan soon has chances to find consolation elsewhere, but more and more thinks of Mary. She however seems a lot less keen to try again In the news we debate the name change of a company in Aberdeen, meet a self proclaimed ‘Beast’ who aims do take his talents to every city in Scotland, discuss a new musical super hero and sympathise with a man in Ireland who had his dinner impounded. So join us for a Swally, on The Culture Swally! Visit Doric at https://www.doricskateboards.com/ or on instagram Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/cultureswallypod/ Twitter https://twitter.com/SwallyPod Or get in touch at cultureswally@gmail.com   Music from Darry 2 Vance: Royalty Free Music from https://darry2vance.com  

We are getting some Sci-Fi action this week on the podcast as we join Patron Saint of The Culture Swally, James Cosmo, Maurice Roëves, Celia Imrie, Tom Watson and Reg Hollis from The Bill on an isolated Scottish island. The population of the island is gripped by fear following a series of savage murders and the discovery of a strange craft on the local beach. In the news we take a wrong turn when running a 10k, get our karaoke on when we visit our local Kwik-Fit, discuss the best Scottish Films and TV shows to learn about Scotland and pay a visit to the not so hardest boozers in Glasgow. So join us for a Swally, on The Culture Swally! Visit Doric at https://www.doricskateboards.com/ or on instagram Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/cultureswallypod/ Twitter https://twitter.com/SwallyPod Or get in touch at cultureswally@gmail.com   Music from Darry 2 Vance: Royalty Free Music from https://darry2vance.com