Ricki-Lee, Tim & Joel

First up, we finally unmasked the Bluey mystery voice, yep, it’s Dave McCormick, aka Bandit, and he gave us the lowdown on duck cakes, the movie, and why he keeps quiet at Bunnings. Then Joel stirred the pot on Entertainment Tonight after chatting with Rosie O’Donnell about her feud with Elizabeth Hasselbeck, and now the internet’s losing it while Joel just sits back laughing. We also had a speeding nan who thought highway 112 was the speed limit, plus Brooklyn Beckham and Roger Federer are apparently fighting over hot sauce, Adele and Gwen Stefani crashed Dua Lipa’s show, Drake’s defamation drama got tossed, and China’s traffic jam looked insane. Also, T-Pain got funky with Crocs boots inspired by his hit song Low. It’s a lot, but we’re here for it.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We made Entertainment Tonight, betch! Joel’s chat with Rosie O’Donnell at the Opera House blew up after she spilled fresh tea on her feud with Elizabeth Hasselbeck from The View. Rosie called the whole split-screen fight a setup, and Elizabeth fired back on Instagram begging her to “stop the lying.” Now Joel’s comment section is chaos, Americans are losing it, and we’re just sitting here loving every second.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We had Aussie royalty in today the voice of Bandit from Bluey! Dave McCormack joined us for a chat about the Bluey movie, why no one ever believes it’s actually him at Woolies, and his messy attempt at making a duck cake.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dave Hughes joins the studio for Quick Draw, still recovering from his brutal Legends AFL injury where he broke ribs and punctured a lung. Absolute madman, he powers through the game, cracking jokes and showing off his competitive streak despite still being in recovery mode. Rolling Stone dropped their 250 Greatest Songs of the 21st Century, featuring Frank Ocean, Britney, Radiohead, Kendrick, Robyn, Taylor Swift, The White Stripes, Beyoncé, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, and Missy Elliott taking the top spot. In political chaos, White House Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller froze mid-sentence during a CNN interview, leaving the anchor completely baffled. In the Glossys: Jason Kelce gets roasted by Travis in a Taylor Swift lyric debate, Billie Eilish launches her custom UNO cards, Dolly Parton reassures fans she’s fine, Bruno Mars celebrates his birthday with a cheeky old-man edit, Leonardo DiCaprio gushes about meeting Stevie Wonder, and Joy Behar auctions off her clip-on earrings at 83.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hughesy played Quick Draw in the studio and reminded us why he’s a legend… and a casualty. While chasing glory on the AFL Legends field, he copped a brutal hit that broke ribs and punctured a lung, but still kicked a goal from 25 metres out. The man’s competitive streak clearly doesn’t take a day off even recovering from major injuries, he was straight back to cheeky banter and hand-eye reflexes in the Quick Draw showdown.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A woman’s made a wild claim that she has David Bowie’s DNA after a one-night stand. She says she kept a tissue of his from the 70s and wants to use it to make a clone of him.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A White House official fully glitched mid-interview. Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller froze on CNN halfway through a sentence — eyes wide, completely unresponsive — while the host awkwardly tried to bring him back. It was giving robot malfunction, not political professionalism.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week on Four The Record: Joe talks us through Trump's 20-point plan and how likely he will be to get a Nobel Peace Prize. LINKS Follow Tim Blackwell on Instagram Follow Joe Hildebrand on Instagram Read Joe's column in The Daily Telegraph Listen to The Real Story With Joe Hildebrand  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tim’s ear wax drama got the nation talking again after he revealed what came out of his ear could’ve been classified as modern art. Then we met an Air Force man who literally died and came back to life — now he reckons he can heal people with his hands. The Glossy’s were all about Taylor this week: from Ed Sheeran finding out about her engagement on Instagram, to her saying she’s not the “art police.” Hilaria Baldwin hit back at “nepo wife” claims, Jonah Hill’s gone full undercover, Kamala Harris dropped the f-bomb of the year, and the team wrapped it all up with a round of the Emoji Game.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The team lost it over how pricey everything’s become, from $9 waters at the zoo to a $17 bacon and egg roll in Sydney. Ricki’s McMuffin order nearly bankrupted her, Joel couldn’t believe it, and Tim’s dad had some sharp words for Coles. Safe to say, everyone’s officially had it with the cost of living.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The gang’s midweek energy was off the charts until things got… gross. What started as a secret sound game turned into Tim revealing a deeply disturbing ear wax situation that Ricki demanded to see on video. Joel nearly lost it, Ricky was obsessed, and Jermaine couldn’t stop zooming in.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From TikTok confusion to celeb moments! People can’t figure out ships, barcodes, or leg hair. Barron Trump shut down a whole floor at Trump Tower for a date. Selena Gomez shared wedding snaps with Taylor Swift, Taylor addressed Super Bowl rumours and album chatter, and J-Lo reunited with Ben Affleck on the red carpet. Meanwhile, a mum from Blackpool served a roast tray complete with chocolate cheesecake and lashings of gravy.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Taylor Swift’s been everywhere – from sharing sweet wedding pics with Selena Gomez to shutting down Super Bowl rumours on Fallon, and setting Scott Mills straight on whether The Life of a Showgirl is her last album. Plus, J-Lo and Ben reunite post-divorce for her new film Kiss of the Spider Woman. Hear all the glossy details in today’s podcast.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Barron Trump’s love life is making waves after reports he shut down an entire floor of Trump Tower for a romantic dinner. NYU students say he’s tall, awkward, and somehow the guy everyone’s chasing.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rosie O'Donnell sat down with Joel for a hilarious and surprisingly deep chat about everything from her first Aussie trip to fighting with Elizabeth Hasselbeck on The View. She shared wild stories about Madonna, Gina Davis, Kathy Griffin and even the “Chernobyl of mushrooms.” Plus, she weighed in on Kylie, Nicole and what she really thinks of Australian slang. Listen to the full podcast for Joel’s full interview with Rosie!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're back live Monday October 6 but in the meantime, remember this?Joel adopted an elephant?!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're back live Monday October 6 but in the meantime, remember this?Popcorn just levelled up, betch. We got into the new M&M popcorn drop at Woolies — and for $5.50, it’s basically begging to jump into your trolley. But that’s not all… Mars Bar and Snickers have joined the popcorn party too. Forget recess, this is a full-blown sugar stampede.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're back live Monday October 6 but in the meantime, remember this? A Carnival Cruise turned into WrestleMania after a full-on brawl broke out at 2am — all over chicken tenders. About two dozen passengers went at it outside the cafeteria, with one shocked bystander yelling, “Over chicken tendies is crazy!” as fists flew. Security eventually stepped in, but not before the internet got hold of the footage, making the late-night snack attack instantly legendary.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're back live Monday October 6 but in the meantime, remember this?The team dove headfirst into the news of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s engagement, dissecting everything from her sold-out Ralph Lauren dress to that monster $1.5 million ring. Tim reckons the “three months’ salary” rule doesn’t quite apply when you’re a millionaire NFL star. Ricky shared what it was like breaking the news to the biggest Swiftie she knows — and how it nearly caused a domestic crisis. Even Donald Trump weighed in with his two cents, despite recently calling Taylor a loser. It’s safe to say this engagement has everyone, from Swifties to presidents, losing their minds.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're back live Monday 6 October but in the meantime, remember when...Ricki had her Logies moment stolen thanks to a confetti bomb courtesy of Richard Marx’s performance. While trying to present live on stage with Manu, Ricki ended up squinting through stage fog and glitter-drenched autocues like she was decoding Morse code. Add a thick emergency panty mission, a gown that doubled as a red carpet speed bump, and some cheeky shoutouts from Hans and the Today team, and you've got the most glamorous hostage situation in Logies history. Throw in Jimmy Barnes, Yelena Dokic, some cheeky Pang, and a few sus snubs—this year’s Logies had it all… even if Idol didn’t win.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.