The Chrissie Swan Show

Jack brings us a jar opening hack that Chrissie’s sees right through, so decides it would be best if we ask you for the best home hack you’ve heard or tried and tested and let’s just say…we got more than we bargained for! Chrissie’s mum, Patti is back again with another one for ‘The Name Game’, can you guess who she’s talking about? 00:00 - Peg's going to high school! 02:12 - What's your best memory from Year 6? 07:32 - Jack's got a jar hack...but it does it work?  11:16 - What's your home hack? 16:25 - We've got new Ed! 17:59 - Chrissie's Quizzie 20:21 - It's The Name Game 22:58 - What Correspondence have we got this week? 27:06 - Chrissie's Favourite Things  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Harry Styles and Zoe Kravitz seem to be feeling the fire on their romance rumours with yet another romantic stroll in Rome. Plus, closer to home, Lewis Capaldi has touched down on Aussie soil ahead of his upcoming tour and Chrissie’s got a message for all the fans.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chrissie’s found a video of a woman who went to the supermarket with her human baby and her fur baby in tow and upon arriving home with the shopping and the human baby still aside, she realised she’d forgotten her fur baby! Chrissie admitted she forgot her baby once, while Aaron literally folded up in the pram. Plus, Chrissie’s got a sweeping statement that’s sending someone to hell if you disagree. 00:00 - We've got our Aus Music shirts! 02:01 - Jack's fav aus songs (unheard by most) 07:54 - A woman left her baby behind! 11:45 - So, where'd you leave the baby? 15:31 - What's Jack's music t-shirt? 17:07 - Chrissie's Quizzie 20:03 - Don't mess with Chrissie's Sweeping Statement today 23:26 - What's yours? 27:31 - Chrissie's Favourite ThingsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Millie Bobby Brown has dished on the entertainment at her wedding revealing Raye sand a Frank Sinatra song and she and her husband Jake, performed a choreographed dance routine. Plus, Jessie J’s new album is almost here and if it’s anything like her listening party, we’re about to hear a lot more about her relationship with Channing Tatum.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We were shocked to learn that JLo has been engaged 6 times, which means 6 rings, which also means what the heck has she done with all of those rings?! We debated whether or not the proposer or proposee has the right to the ring and what they should do with it if doesn’t work out and Chrissie & Jack have got debating views on this one. Plus, Chrissie’s going to take us through her random pile of screenshots, because well, why does she have so many? 00:00 - Chrissie's new $10 jacket 02:08 - Mystic Chrissie 05:41 - JLo's had 6 engagement rings...what has she done with them? 10:25 - What do you do with the engagement ring? 14:46 - Chrissies Favourite Things 17:03 - She's got new specsss 19:17 - Chrissies Quizzie 23:09 - Chrissie's unhinged, screenshot edition 26:55 - Do you have unhinged screenshots?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A decade after his sister Bindi walked away with the Dancing with the Stars US title, Robert has done it himself and with an injury no less.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

00:00 - Famous couples we forgot about,,, 04:13 - Good Charlotte on air part 1 08:42 - Good Charlotte on air part 2 12:49 - Clickbait - Chrissie's kids stole what?! 15:30 - Chrissie and Jack get psychic readings 21:55 - Thoughts on "Darl"?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The lovely Dave Thornton joined us in the studio to chat about the Aussie accent, Scottish taxidermists and Dutch lineage!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

He’s been a little quiet lately and now we know why! Childish Gaminbo has revealed that during the middle of his most recent tour, he’s suffered a stroke and is urging us all to remember that we’ve got one life, so live it well. Plus, Kevin Spacey is homeless?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Schoolies is starting this week and while we’ve heard of toolies heading to Schoolies, we’ve never heard of Moolies! Moolies are the mums of the school kids who are spending a week celebrating their own triumph of their child finishing school…at the same place as their kids. We’re not sure about it so we need you to explain. Plus, Chrissie’s favourite things are back, which means we’re in for a full week of Chrissie telling us all about her very own Disneyland…aka Officeworks! (00:00) - Chrissie's new favourite saying (02:19) - Have you got a favourite quote? (06:35) - What's a Moolie? (11:00) - Are you a Moolie? Or a Toolie? (17:17) - Bennifer is back on (18:51) - Chrissie's Quizzie (23:36) - BOM Rebrands...it cost how much?! (29:58) - Chrissie's Favourite ThingsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chrissie and Jack discuss what their weekend plans are and it seems like there’s not much on, but Chrissie says otherwise because her daughter Peg has decided she wants to rearrange her bedroom and Chrissie is beside herself with excitement. But, TODAY is THE day that we call our winner of our Watch & Win with Big Brother and we’re sending someone to the Gold Coast to see a live eviction for themselves. (00:00) - It's time to go... 01:40 - What's on for the weekend? 06:39 - Chrissie's FINALLY rearranging Peg's room 11:32 - Who's going to the GC for a Live Evicition? 14:12 - Chrissie's Quizzie 17:29 - Chrissie's Creatures of ChristmasSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

That’s right, we’ve got the OG voice of Big Brother, Mike Goldman in the house to give us an insight into what it was like to get the call up again and what his day to day looks like once he said yes. Plus, we test his knowledge on how well he can remember past BB housemates with a game we’re calling ‘Whose voice, Mike?’ (00:00) It's not Big brother without Mike Goldman  (01:20) What was getting the call up like?  (02:30) What does the voice of BB's day look like? (03:50) How does the live stream work?  (06:15) Who's voice, mike?      See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jack’s parasocial relationship with Jacob Elordi is being tested because a photo of his handwriting has been revealed and it’s just not it, he really should learn to write with his hands or renounce your pen license sir! Plus, Britney’s up to no good yet again and we’re concerned we’re on the verge of another Britney moment.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A discussion has erupted after Bruce from Big Brother had a conversation with fellow housemate Coco about where they look when they look at someone and we just had to go around and ask the office what the verdict is and safe to say some of the team shocked us! Plus, we need to know what you absolutely have to take to the grave? Is there a secret that absolutely can’t see the light off day? (00:00) Chrissie's late, but for a very good reason!  (00:56) A code of secrets has been broken 05:24 - What secret are you taking to the grave? 10:45 - Watch & Win the last $1,000 with Big Brother! 13:51 - Do you look people in the pupils? 15:00 - Chrissie's Quizzie 17:52 - We're sweeping 20:18 - What's your sweeping statement? 25:51 - Creatures of ChristmasSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Patti Newton supposedly has got a new beau because she’s been papped, do we believe it though? Plus, Zach Bryan has announced he’s 2 months sober and we think it could be a good thing.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nicki Minaj has made us laugh after she revealing just how nervous she was when speaking at the UN, but we’ve got some suggestions for how she really could have disarmed the audience. Plus, Chrissie knows that when she brings her chaotic stories to the studio, you only need 3 signatures for a psych admission. Luckily for her, she’s got 4 producers in her team at the ready for the story she brings to us today… (00:00) - Can we say 'Quiet Piggy' to everyone now? (01:47) - Mystic Chrissie's got new specs...are the visions clearer? (06:07) - Parasocial is the word of the year! (10:27) - Do you have a parasocial relationship? (15:41) - Give us the BB codeword!  (16:51) - The ARIAs are starting (18:09) - Chrissie's Quizzie (21:53) - Does she need 3 signatures? (28:34) - The Name Game w Patti Swan (30:53) - Chrissie's Creatures Of ChristmasSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nicki Minaj has spoken at the UN, but all we can fixate on is how nervous she was. Plus, Elon musk has fired back at Billie Eilish so let’s unpack that shall we?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chrissie’s feeling a little under the weather today, but she’s got a fancy little magic sachet from Japan (we’re still not sure on the legalities of said sachet, so hush hush) that’s bringing her to life. Speaking of bringing things to life, Big Brother (specifically the live stream for Jack) is keeping us all entertained but we’ve decided Colin needs to stop the farting. Plus, Chrissie and Jack give us their two cents on Kris Jenner’s opinions on her children’s questionable partners. (00:00) - They're not the drugs she wants! (01:17) - We're grateful today (05:04) - Does Kris really love Tristan Thompson though? (09:50) - Do your parents still like your sneaky ex? (15:42) - Big Brother, did you catch the password? (17:09) - We're breathing the same air as Olivia Dean (18:51) -  Chrissie's Quizzie (23:10) - Chrissie's overseas drug haul (26:54) - What'd you get from an overseas chemist? (30:18) - What Creatures of Christmas are you?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cardi B has revealed that her mother is assisting her with her children, but there’s a bad trade off…she’s stealing her cookies and snacks and Chrissie has decided that it’s assault and armed robbery. Plus, we’re unpacking Big Brother and all of Colin’s farts.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chrissie and Jack spent the weekend in different states than their usual hometowns in Victoria and boy do they think they’re rockstars! Even though they both spent time in different states, that’s the only thing their weekend’s shared in common, so they give us a timestamped run through of just how different their weekend’s were. Plus, why do people think it’s weird to sleep in the same bed as your friends? (00:00) - Catching flights, not feelings this weekend! (02:22) - Were you in a different state this weekend? (06:46) - There were three in the bed and the little one (aka Britney Spears) said... (10:56) - Do you share the bed with your mates? (16:55) - Big Brother, Watch & WIN (21:24) - Chrissie's Quizzie (26:22) - Chrissie and Jack's Timestamped Weekend (30:47) - Reality Wrap Up! (34:41) - Chrissie's Creatures of ChristmasSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.