The Chrissie Swan Show

We get it SOMBR! 'I don't want to get undressed for a new person all over again' either! So we're asking, has your partner seen you nude? Plus, do you have a year that you reckon was your hey day?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Here's the man of the hour, Jack and he's about to blow our mind with something. Plus, Judge Jackie gives us his thoughts. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our furry friends have got the spotlight today. Valerie the dog has been FOUND. Plus, I'm a ___ & I would do what?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're talkin' kids. What has yours ordered online? A woman in the US found a large (and expenny!!) amount of lollipops on her front porch, courtesy of her son. Plus, who spoke at your kid's graduation?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's Summer here in Aus, which means one thing (if you're lucky!), that we're in the pool. BUT, what happens when a stranger gets in? Speaking of, someone's in Chrissie's pool!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What does society say that you REJECT?! Chrissie REJECTS that it's bad manners to clean up your table before the waiter gets there. Speaking of respect, Jack says we all need to be more respectful of how we treat our coffee machines. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We like to think we're a bit funny, so let's have a look back at some of our best. Got any lyrics that make you LOL? Or maybe a story about something your Mum can't have...LOLSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Yesterday we chatted Mums, today we're chatting kids because Chrissie's daughter, Peg, has come out with a bombshell. Plus, we want to know what you think, can you tell off kids that aren't your kids?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We don't like being told what to do, so trying to be the boss of us just doesn't suit it. But a story has sparked a question about someone being told they can't do something, he's been banned from the gym. Plus, what do you say back to a compliment? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We've all got them, so we're asking...what's your favourite lyric? Just go with it! Plus, Chappell Roan's got some thoughts on Motherhood. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's nearly 2026, but our 2025 sweeping statements are always something to reflect on. Chrissie thinks this about telehealth appointments, but Jack's got some advice for MCs. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's one of our fav things to do...talk to YOU, so we're celebrating with free shtuff, because we CAN. Plus, what are you really doing when you WFH? Nothing? We thought so!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A psychic once told us that we WILL find love, so that and the fact that we think we know for sure when someone should leave their partner, we're opening up the advice hotline!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chrissie's done a little bit of celeb spotting...we chat to Pettifleur Berenger, Isla Fisher AND Andy Lee...aren't we lucky!  (00:00) We're celeb spotting... (02:35) Pettifleur Berenger (05:45) Isla Fisher  (15:25) Andy LeeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're very complimentary of YOU and us...but Chrissie's convinced every compliment might be a backhanded compliment. Plus, Chrissie identifies as what? (00:10) We're very complimentary of each other... (03:25) But have you ever received a backhanded compliment?  (06:03) Do you identify as an animal?  (10:20) Or do you have 'furry' tendencies?     See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Can you have a chat with us without saying 'like'? We give it a go! Plus, what would you rate yourself? (00:00) Kourtney can't stop saying 'like' (04:30) Can you have a conversation with us and not say 'like'?  (08:10) Mystic wants us to rate ourselves (09:50) So, what would we rate ourselves?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our favourite segment and yours...unload, tell us your unpopular opinion! Chrissie's giving us her stance on the ONLY thing you should be listening to music in your ears with, while Jack's got some thoughts on advertising.  (00:00) Get it off your chest!  (00:40) Chrissie: The only thing you should listen to music with are... (01:50) Jack: I don't think we have enough billboards in Aus! (03:15) We want to hear yours!  (09:30) Chrissie: Being told you're unapologetically yourself is NOT a compliment!  (10:25) Jack: If you drive barefoot, you are CROOK in the head.  (12:10) Give them to us!          See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

She may be our Shortcut Queen, but to 3 beautiful kids, Chrissie's a Mum. So why not chat to some other mums! We're asking, are you an enthusiastic Mum? Plus, Chrissie tells us about that one time she got lip filler...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's all about The Shortcut Queen today! We're taking a look back at the task Jack gave Chrissie at the beginning of the year, to 'serve a look.' Chrissie's swapping out the activewear and living up to the task! (00:00) Jack gave Chrissie an intention for the year... (01:30) Chrissie's serving a lewk (04:40) Chrissie's eating the last of her discontinued Porridge!  (07:00) What's a fav item that's been discontinued?  (15:40) Never thought we'd say this...we agree with Donald Trump      See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're asking the big questions today...is Slipknot the Greatest Band? or have you followed in Chappel Roan's footsteps and changed your name? Plus, Chrissie walks us through her wearable speaker.  (00:00) Are Slipknot the Greatest Band?  (02:45) Do you agree?  (05:30) Chrissie's wearing what now? (09:45) Let's talk Chappel Roan!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.