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© Kyle Wilson, Justin Heise, Matthew Bown, and Eli Midthun
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The Commissioner’s Report is a “family-friendly” fantasy football podcast hosted by Kyle, the Commissioner himself — a man who has weaponized good manners. Each week, Kyle uses the show to gaslight, insult, and subtly (or not subtly) bully his fellow league members, while hiding behind a wholesome podcast persona. Despite this, the podcast does provide camaraderie for the league, as well as useful incite and advice, normally given by the three supporting cast members. Follow along with the Camp Phillip Fantasy Football league at campphillipff.top.
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Another successful year of fantasy football in the books. Our commissioner leads us out with a sad tone of resentment towards Brissett. Thanks for sticking with us this season!
Our brave and valiant commissioner delivers a festive yet somber message to the entire league. Accompanied briefly by the lovely Pam.
Kyle, Eli, Justin, and Kya break down the first week of playoffs. Kyle tells us why he's the greatest fantasy manager of all time. Kyle Pitts has an okay showing. We lay some teams to rest for the 2025 season.
Kyle, Matthew, and Eli take a speed run through the last week of the regular season and break down how we finally arrived at our playoff matchups. A crazy end to the season sets up some contentious matchups where 11 people try to come together and stop Kyle from winning.
The gang's all here as Kyle eviscerates Cameron on every front - he just wants to make Cameron's day. Look back at the second to last week of the season as 5 teams vie for the playoffs.
Kyle, Eli, and Matthew are joined by expert analyst, Mac Sherman Pillage. They break down last week's heartbreaks and victories. Learn just why Wan'dale Robinson is the biggest stud out there.
The whole crew runs through the Week 11 games. Expert speculation into many boom or bust players. Plenty of self-aggrandizing as always. Plus a bit of mix-up in power rankings.
A "quick" look back at the Week 10 matchups. Matthew's feeling feisty. Kyle's gassed up. Justin is fulfilled. Someone please trade their running back to Eli so he can start someone not named Bill.
Commish Kyle, along with Eli and Matthew, analyze the Week 9 matchups and take a brief look ahead at the playoffs. Kyle's obsessed with Drake Maye.
Taking a look back at our past week's matchups. Eli is sick so Kyle, Matthew, and Justin spew all sorts of false rumors and shady takes in order to take advantage of their league mates.
Join us for a look back at one dominant performance in the league with a lot of okay matchups. Plus Justin's been smoking and gambling (not actually, but it sounds like it).
The Head Honcho is back to change his stance on kickers. We slowly trudge through all Week 5 matchups as we (Eli) are distracted by the Monday Night Game. Matthew refuses good trades. Justin is in too many leagues.
Matthew and Eli recap week 4 and spend a little extra time looking ahead to week 5. Carter has a puppy. Cam's team might not be that good.
Kyle is gone, so Eli, Matthew, and Justin run the show without him. An injury-filled week shakes up some lineups and we look ahead to Week 4.
Justin, Matthew, and Eli talk about some players they are excited for this year, as well as a couple to avoid (like Mattison). They also preview the players being kept in the original Camp Phillip Keeper League.
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Eli panics about rookie running backs, and Kyle wants everyone to bid high on Daniel Jones.
We welcome back our original commissioner, Kyle, to the commissioner's chair. We also welcome Corran and Cameron to the league by roasting one of their teams.Week 1 review and a look ahead at Week 2.
Kyle, Matthew, and Justin gather around after the greatest football game ever played on Thursday night, and talk about even more interesting things.
Kyle, Matthew, and Justin sit down after Thursday Night Football to talk about last week, what's going to happen this weekend, and to puzzle out the things that happen in this league. Best episode yet. Probably.
The Head Honcho, Matthew, and Justin stay up real late to discuss a recent mock draft, anticipate the real draft, and in general appreciate getting to talk about fantasy football once again. Everything and nothing in this episode is meant to sway your draft picks.
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