Humanoid Resources

Whooa, a bonus episode! Let’s take a trip back to yesteryear, when P16 was still a closeted robot trying to eat lunch with some other robot buddies…P16- Ryan ClearyJeff the Proctor-Bot- Connor DoyleDave the Janitor-Bot- James FreetlyXR90 the Cashier-Bot- Patrick BodenhausenArtwork by Blair Britt

Professor Barnabus and Michelle make a discovery, and try to fit it right in academia's butthole. Doug is introduced to his new space-home, his new space-job, and two idiots.Featuring: Doug Doyle- Connor DoyleAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsP16- Ryan ClearyProfessor Barnabus- James FreetlyMichelle- Phoebe StonebrakerArtwork by Blair Britt

The Professor and Michelle discuss how to use their newfound discovery to get dat money. The HR boys are joined by Dorphoidal McGuire, the glue that keeps the ol' rustbucket in one rusty, bucket-y piece.Featuring:Dorphoidal McGuire- Scott PiebengaDoug Doyle- Connor DoyleAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsP16- Ryan ClearyProfessor Barnabus- James FreetlyMichelle- Phoebe StonebrakerArtwork by Blair Britt

Michelle and the Professor spend some quality alone time, together. The HR boys make a splash and Doug gets a little H20-ver his head...again.Featuring:Puddle- Sarah MagnusonDoug Doyle- Connor DoyleAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsP16- Ryan ClearyProfessor Barnabus- James FreetlyMichelle- Phoebe StonebrakerArtwork by Blair Britt

WARNING- This tape was damaged when re-entering the atmosphere, and has some minor technical difficulties. You have been warned. Also the Professor spilled a Filet O' Fish on it, so...The Professor and Michelle are on the up and up, or are they on the stuck and stuck? The HR boys get a visit from an intern whose name is as hard to pronounce as the hazing he's endured was hard to endure. Whew, that analogy flew a little too close to the sun. Good thing it's Red.Featuring:Szczyrba- Josh BresslerDoug Doyle- Connor DoyleAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsP16- Ryan ClearyProfessor Barnabus- James FreetlyMichelle K. Branch- Phoebe StonebrakerArtwork by Blair Britt

Michelle and the Professor assure you that everything is TS-A-Okay with them. Doug, Alien, and P16 spacewalk the boards with an other-world-class thespian. Put on your government issued spacesuits, there's lots of worlds out there!Featuring:Fancy Hat- Danny GalvinDoug Doyle- Connor DoyleAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsP16- Ryan ClearyProfessor Barnabus- James FreetlyMichelle K. Branch- Phoebe StonebrakerArtwork by Blair Britt

Michelle and the Professor hang out, and put the fun in fungeon. The HR boys meet with Demetrius Clinkscales, who may or may not ride space horses. Alien tries out a new experiment.Demetrius Clinkscales- Rudy MendozaDoug Doyle- Connor DoyleAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsP16- Ryan ClearyProfessor Barnabus- James FreetlyMichelle K. Branch- Phoebe StonebrakerArtwork by Blair Britt

Michelle and the Professor and in deep doodoo now. Deep desert walking, held at gunpoint, non-sexy blindfold wearing doodoo. Doug, Alien, and P16 get a visit from the mysterious Captain Drew Butt, who is...uhh...well, let's just say mentally unstable doesn't really cover it.Featuring:Captain Drew Butt/Professor Barnabus- James FreetlyDoug Doyle- Connor DoyleAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsP16- Ryan ClearyMichelle K. Branch- Phoebe StonebrakerArtwork by Blair Britt

Doug, Alien, and P16 are visited by Carmony Chupp Chupp, who is trying to make the best possible symphony of all time (until next year) and also decide if his boss is cat-phish-ing him. Michelle and the Professor dig up their ol' buddy Escape Pod, and...well...let's just say some season finale type stuff goes down, except this isn't a season finale, because this is a podcast, you idiot.Featuring:Carmony Chupp Chupp- Ben HarpeDoug Doyle- Connor DoyleAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsP16- Ryan ClearyProfessor Barnabus- James FreetlyMichelle K. Branch- Phoebe StonebrakerArtwork by Blair Britt

With Michelle and the Professor at the bottom of Giza Falls, who will introduce us to episodes and plug things?? Meet Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation, and Wade Anderson, Intern. They're...more competent I think? Doug, Alien, and P16 are visited by Dale Isringhausen, a pile of gas, who knows all, I think? Hoo baby, this bit is really hitting...I think?Dale Isringhausen- Spencer RybackiDoug Doyle- Connor DoyleAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsP16- Ryan ClearySpecial Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz AndersonIntern Wade Anderson- Patrick BodenhausenArtwork by Blair Britt

Wade and Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation are definitely going to give these tapes to their bosses. Once they make sure they're real. Whaaaat? Don't look at them like that! They're gonna do it! Eventually. Meanwhile the HR boyz get a visit from Floratron 7, who speaks for the plants. You know, like a metal, sentimental, OOH, senti-metal, ehh how about that hot applesauce for you, Lorax.Floratron 7- Susie AllenDoug Doyle- Connor DoyleAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsP16- Ryan ClearySpecial Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz AndersonIntern Wade Anderson- Patrick BodenhausenArtwork by Blair Britt

Wade gets crafty, and Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation gets arts and crafty. But will things get sassy, or sax-ual? The HR dudez get a visit from Derglan Zorp, Hyperspace Tech, to try to pick up the pieces. Of Terry. Flizdead.Derglan Zorp- Tyler DavisDoug Doyle- Connor DoyleAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsP16- Ryan ClearySpecial Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz AndersonIntern Wade Anderson- Patrick BodenhausenArtwork by Blair Britt

Wade and Danica Patrick, No Relation promise they'll write, but camp's gotta end for everybody, right? Doug, Alien, and P16 celebrate SpaceFest, the holiday where you get drunk and tell secrets. Well, the holiday where you officially get drunk and tell secrets. The boys reveal some real bombshells. Let's see if they can save their bacon.Doug Doyle- Connor DoyleAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsP16- Ryan ClearySpecial Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz AndersonIntern Wade Anderson- Patrick BodenhausenArtwork by Blair Britt

Wade and Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation are livin' the America stereotype: running from the law while completing traditional road trip activities and tropes. But will their past ketchup to them? The HR guys reckon with the aftermath (or lack thereof) of Space Fest, and get reaaal down and dirty into the comedic gold mine of health care coverage with Severus Sna ples, a reformed Potterist who heads up Clones n Drones. Aunts on a LOG, this sounds hilarious!Severus Sna ples- Kyle DolanDoug Doyle- Connor DoyleAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsP16- Ryan ClearySpecial Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz AndersonIntern Wade Anderson- Patrick BodenhausenArtwork by Blair Britt

Wade and Danica Patrick, No Relation may just have found their Fortress of Together-i-tude, but first they've gotta remind us how phallic the entrance is a few hundred times. Meanwhile, the HR boys visit with Griff, head of Straight Theatre, cuddly cinephile, and dope-ass monologist. You otter listen to this episode, I tell ya!WARNING- Some tiny rocks started falling on the recorder as Wade and Danica made their way down the shaft. So it might get a little choppy near the end.Griff the Otter- Damon RoysterDoug Doyle- Connor DoyleAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsP16- Ryan ClearySpecial Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz AndersonIntern Wade Anderson- Patrick BodenhausenArtwork by Blair Britt

Drk, a lacrosse-playin', robot-hatin', single-digit-IQ-possessin' college student joins the HR boys, and we see the vast vacuum of space reflected inside his tiny, tiny head. Meanwhile, Wade and Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation, Take a Look Around the government base, Break Stuff, and see Behind (Wade's) Blue Eyes. Man, these jokes are Rollin'. Something something Nookie.Drk- Mike AvilesDoug Doyle- Connor DoyleAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsP16- Ryan ClearySpecial Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz AndersonIntern Wade Anderson- Patrick BodenhausenArtwork by Blair Britt

Shrink your expectations for this one, folks! Doctor Orlando Calripken, a tiny physician/psychopath, swings by the HR office to ruin lives and confuse everyone. Meanwhile, Wade and Danica Patrick, No Relation may have solved the energy crisis, but, hell, we've gone a while without plot in that one, so how about a new crisis? There's a mystery afoot!Doctor Orlando Calripken- Wes YoungDoug Doyle- Connor DoyleAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsP16- Ryan ClearySpecial Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz AndersonIntern Wade Anderson- Patrick BodenhausenArtwork by Blair Britt

Our favorite Humanoid Resources Professionals meet Lubomir, the Treenie, whose visit engenders some problems. Hoo baby, that's a hot hot pun right there! Meanwhile, Wade and Danica Patrick, No Relation, follow the mallow, and might...not...be...alooooone? Huhwhaaaaa?!Lubomir the Treenie- Mike McCarron/Clay LampshadeDoug Doyle- Connor DoyleAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsP16- Ryan ClearySpecial Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz AndersonIntern Wade Anderson- Patrick BodenhausenArtwork by Blair Britt

The HR boys get a visit from an old friend, and boy is he fancy, schmancy, and in need of some romance-y. Meanwhile, Wade and Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation explore the secret passageway they found last time, and ALSO reunite with someone from their past. It's like a bunch of ships, all crashing into each others' burning carcasses in the night.Fancy Hat- Danny GalvinDoug Doyle- Connor DoyleAlien Beercan- Peter Williams, Trash PersonP16- Ryan ClearySpecial Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz AndersonIntern Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen???- James FreetlyArtwork by Blair Britt

Oh God...why are we even doing this? Let's see what kind of crazy backflips of justification we can do to reincorporate this whacko into the fold. Come for the flimflam plot, stay for the extended erection bits.Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz AndersonIntern Wade Anderson- Patrick BodenhausenProfessor Barnabus- James FreetlyArtwork by Blair Britt