Temporal Discussion: The Knightmare Podcast

I'd like to offer my deepest apologies for the unannounced delay to this episode. Unfortunately, due to a personal matter, I haven't been able to get it uploaded to Spotify For Creators before now.Team 9: Kelly, Keely, Taryn and Rachael from Rochdale.As this iteration of The Greater Game draws to a close, Lord Fear and Aesandra join forces in an attempt to trap Dungeoneer Kelly - ensuring that she is destroyed by the Phase Shift! Will she be able to escape in time? Will Sir Hugh finally have the chance to rescue someone? Does anybody really care what Martin has to say about Robin Hood's merry men?Featuring Kim Stewart-Crossley, Martin Harder, and Jake CollinsEdited by Jake CollinsTheme music: 'The Castle of Confusion (Series 4 Edit)' by ⁠⁠Chris Jerden-Cooke"Time Turns" bumper by @marlar. News bumper by @jamescusackExtended credits and special thanks at the end of the episodeSupport us on ⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠Visit our ⁠⁠Website ⁠⁠Check out our socials:Bluesky   Twitter/X   Mastodon   Facebook   Instagram   ThreadsCheck out our ⁠⁠Redbubble Store⁠⁠Download our Corridor of the Catacombs and Bomb Room jingles as ringtones from ⁠⁠Zedge⁠⁠Jake's stuff:The Eye Shield fanzine The Olden Days podcast Jake's Audio Commentaries Knightmare: The Lost Series (original cut)

Team 7: Christopher, Paul, Keith, and Ciaran from LondonTeam 8: Duncan, Ian, Deborah and Richard from WindsorChris has a transformative experience, and Rosey lays out her 4-part theory.Featuring Martin Harder, Rosey Collins, and Kim Stewart-CrossleyEdited by Jake CollinsTheme music: 'The Castle of Confusion (Series 4 Edit)' by ⁠⁠Chris Jerden-Cooke"Time Turns" bumper by @marlar. News bumper by @jamescusackSupport us on ⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠Visit our ⁠⁠Website ⁠⁠Check out our socials:Bluesky   Twitter/X   Mastodon   Facebook   Instagram   ThreadsCheck out our ⁠⁠Redbubble Store⁠⁠Download our Corridor of the Catacombs and Bomb Room jingles as ringtones from ⁠⁠Zedge⁠⁠Jake's stuff:The Eye Shield fanzineThe Olden Days podcastJake's Audio CommentariesKnightmare: The Lost Series (original cut)

Team 7: Chris, Paul, Keith and Kieran, from London.Air Date: November 29th, 1991.Martin explains the falsehood behind the Indian rope trick, and Chris and the team ignore the advice to take the high road. Why they ignored it I can't say (the team just liked it better that way).Featuring Martin Harder and Jake CollinsEdited by Jake CollinsTheme music: 'The Castle of Confusion (Series 4 Edit)' by ⁠⁠Chris Jerden-Cooke"Time Turns" bumper by @marlar. News bumper by @jamescusackSupport us on ⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠Visit our ⁠⁠Website ⁠⁠Check out our socials:Bluesky   Twitter/X   Mastodon   Facebook   Instagram   ThreadsCheck out our ⁠⁠Redbubble Store⁠⁠Download our Corridor of the Catacombs and Bomb Room jingles as ringtones from ⁠⁠Zedge⁠⁠Jake's stuff:The Eye Shield fanzineThe Olden Days podcastJake's Audio CommentariesKnightmare: The Lost Series (original cut)

Team 6: Alex, Ian, Grant and Richard from Amersham, Buckinghamshire.Air Date: November 22nd, 1991Martin H and Rosey fill time whilst Kim is stuck in traffic, and we get a history lesson on medieval toilets.Featuring Martin Harder, Rosey Collins, and Kim Stewart-CrossleyEdited by Jake CollinsTheme music: 'The Castle of Confusion (Series 4 Edit)' by ⁠⁠Chris Jerden-Cooke"Time Turns" bumper by @marlar. News bumper by @jamescusackRosey's Virtual Seasons (fanfiction website)Rosey's YouTubeSupport us on ⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠Visit our ⁠⁠Website ⁠⁠Check out our socials:Bluesky   Twitter/X   Mastodon   Facebook   Instagram   ThreadsCheck out our ⁠⁠Redbubble Store⁠⁠Download our Corridor of the Catacombs and Bomb Room jingles as ringtones from ⁠⁠Zedge⁠⁠Jake's stuff:The Eye Shield fanzineThe Olden Days podcastJake's Audio CommentariesKnightmare: The Lost Series (original cut)

DISCLAIMER: This was originally recorded in 2012, utilising the affordable microphones that were available to amateur artists at the time. Please adjust your expectations accordingly.Authors extraordinaires Hordriss and Sidriss resume their eternal quest for more and more merchandising dollars, with Sidriss stumbling on an idea that will turn even the reddest of wizards into a fire-breathing snapdragon.Sidriss the Confused……………………………Rosey CollinsHordriss the Confuser……………………………Jake CollinsRunning time approx 9 minutes.Scenario by Jake Collins – dialogue improvised by the cast.Music (title track ‘Frost Waltz’) composed by Kevin McLeod of Incompetech.com, composers anonymous.Sound effects provided by The Free Sound Project and Soundrangers.Production mixed by Martin Odoni.Harry Potter is © JK Rowling. The inclusion of this work should not be construed as an endorsement of Rowling's personal views, particularly those concerning gender identity. Trans rights are human rights.Support us on ⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠Visit our ⁠⁠Website ⁠⁠Check out our socials:Bluesky   Twitter/X   Mastodon   Facebook   Instagram   ThreadsCheck out our ⁠⁠Redbubble Store⁠⁠Download our Corridor of the Catacombs and Bomb Room jingles as ringtones from ⁠⁠Zedge⁠⁠Jake's stuff:The Eye Shield fanzineThe Olden Days podcastJake's Audio CommentariesKnightmare: The Lost Series (original cut)

S05E11 - Magic ENewJun 20at4:00 PM1 joined the live dropPlayedShow lessTeam 6: Alex, Ian, Grant and Richard from Amersham, Buckinghamshire.Air date: November 15th, 1991Jake loves Magic E...Featuring Martin Harder, Jake Collins, and Kim Stewart-CrossleyEdited by Jake CollinsTheme music: 'The Castle of Confusion (Series 4 Edit)' by ⁠⁠Chris Jerden-Cooke"Time Turns" bumper by @marlar. News bumper by @jamescusackSupport us on ⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠Visit our ⁠⁠Website ⁠⁠Check out our socials:Bluesky   Twitter/X   Mastodon   Facebook   Instagram   ThreadsCheck out our ⁠⁠Redbubble Store⁠⁠Download our Corridor of the Catacombs and Bomb Room jingles as ringtones from ⁠⁠Zedge⁠⁠Jake's stuff:The Eye Shield fanzineThe Olden Days podcastJake's Audio CommentariesKnightmare: The Lost Series (original cut)

Team 5: Jenna, Andrea, Kelly and Anna from Exeter.Team 6: Alex, Ian, Grant and Richard from Amersham, Buckinghamshire.Air date: November 8th, 1991Rea joins us again as we discuss her team's further foray into the Dungeon, including the mistake that cost them the game.Featuring Martin Harder, Jake Collins, and Rea PearsonEdited by Jake CollinsTheme music: 'The Castle of Confusion (Series 4 Edit)' by ⁠⁠Chris Jerden-Cooke"Time Turns" bumper by @marlar. News bumper by @jamescusackSupport us on ⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠Visit our ⁠⁠Website ⁠⁠Check out our socials:Bluesky   Twitter/X   Mastodon   Facebook   Instagram   ThreadsCheck out our ⁠⁠Redbubble Store⁠⁠Download our Corridor of the Catacombs and Bomb Room jingles as ringtones from ⁠⁠Zedge⁠⁠Jake's stuff:The Eye Shield fanzineThe Olden Days podcastJake's Audio CommentariesKnightmare: The Lost Series (original cut)

Team 4: Ben, Jonathan, Ray and John from Exeter.Team 5: Jenna, Andrea (Rea), Kelly and Anna from ExeterAir date: November 1st, 1991We speak to team 5 Advisor Rea Pearson (née Barber) about her time on the show, her friendship with members of team 4, and that box...Featuring Rea Pearson, Martin Harder, Kim Stewart-Crossley, and Martin Odoni, with a brief appearance by Jake CollinsEdited by Martin HarderTheme music: 'The Castle of Confusion (Series 4 Edit)' by ⁠⁠Chris Jerden-Cooke"Time Turns" bumper by @marlar. News bumper by @jamescusackJake's YouTube channel: www.youtube.com/@jakecollins8146Knightmare commentaries playlist: www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLTwny-h6UXuhPx9RVlG8ny-mNSeO1-8JkSupport us on ⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠Visit our ⁠⁠Website ⁠⁠Check out our socials:Bluesky   Twitter/X   Mastodon   Facebook   Instagram   ThreadsCheck out our ⁠⁠Redbubble Store⁠⁠Download our Corridor of the Catacombs and Bomb Room jingles as ringtones from ⁠⁠Zedge⁠⁠

Note: Apologies for the late upload of this episode. This was due to me being an idiot and forgetting to schedule the release on Spotify. - Martin HMartin H and Jason take another look at the Broadsword Productions CBBC series TimeBusters. This episode features a location that is all too familiar to Martin...Featuring Martin Harder and Jason KarlEdited by Jake Collins, with Rosey Collins as editing consultant.Theme music: 'The Castle of Confusion (Series 4 Edit)' by ⁠⁠Chris Jerden-CookeJake's YouTube channel: www.youtube.com/@jakecollins8146Knightmare commentaries playlist: www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLTwny-h6UXuhPx9RVlG8ny-mNSeO1-8JkSupport us on ⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠Visit our ⁠⁠Website ⁠⁠Check out our socials:Bluesky   Twitter/X   Mastodon   Facebook   Instagram   ThreadsCheck out our ⁠⁠Redbubble Store⁠⁠Download our Corridor of the Catacombs and Bomb Room jingles as ringtones from ⁠⁠Zedge⁠⁠

Ben and team get to grips with level 1 of The Greater Game, and they discover a rope that is only half real...Featuring Martin Harder, Kim Stewart-Crossley, and Jake Collins.Edited by Jake Collins, with Rosey Collins as editing consultant.Theme music: 'The Castle of Confusion (Series 4 Edit)' by ⁠⁠Chris Jerden-Cooke"Time Turns" bumper by @marlar. News bumper by @jamescusackJake's YouTube channel: www.youtube.com/@jakecollins8146Knightmare commentaries playlist: www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLTwny-h6UXuhPx9RVlG8ny-mNSeO1-8JkSupport us on ⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠Visit our ⁠⁠Website ⁠⁠Check out our socials:Bluesky   Twitter/X   Mastodon   Facebook   Instagram   ThreadsCheck out our ⁠⁠Redbubble Store⁠⁠Download our Corridor of the Catacombs and Bomb Room jingles as ringtones from ⁠⁠Zedge⁠⁠

We're taking a break from the main series to bring you a Temporal Tangents special.Jake and Rosey Collins delve deeper into their memories of that fateful car journey where Jake found out about Knightmare's cancellation, Mark Knight gives his opinion on some of his colleagues, and Kim and Martin O commiserate each other over the lack of Samantha Perkins in series 5.Featuring (in order of appearance): Jake Collins, Rosey Collins, Martin Odoni, Kim Stewart Crossley, Mark Knight, Martin Harder, Paul McIntosh and Amy Davies.All issues of The Eye Shield can be read hereTheme music: 'The Castle of Confusion (Series 4 Edit)' by ⁠⁠Chris Jerden-Cooke"Time Turns" bumper by @marlar. News bumper by @jamescusackJake's YouTube channel: www.youtube.com/@jakecollins8146Knightmare commentaries playlist: www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLTwny-h6UXuhPx9RVlG8ny-mNSeO1-8JkSupport us on ⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠Visit our ⁠⁠Website ⁠⁠Check out our socials:Bluesky   Twitter/X   Mastodon   Facebook   Instagram   ThreadsCheck out our ⁠⁠Redbubble Store⁠⁠Download our Corridor of the Catacombs and Bomb Room jingles as ringtones from ⁠⁠Zedge⁠⁠

Which "Big Bad" do you think Sarah would've faced at the end of Level 3? Vote in our poll HERETeam 3: Sarah, Keighley, Helen and William from NorthamptonTeam 4: Ben, Jonathan, Ray and John from ExeterAir date: October 11th, 1991Sarah and her team take us to Level 3 for the first time this series, but will they go all the way?Hosted by Jake Collins, Martin Harder, and Paul McIntoshEdited by Jake CollinsAll issues of The Eye Shield (both Paul and Jake's versions) can be read hereTheme music: 'The Castle of Confusion (Series 4 Edit)' by ⁠⁠Chris Jerden-Cooke"Time Turns" bumper by @marlar. News bumper by @jamescusackJake's YouTube channel: www.youtube.com/@jakecollins8146Knightmare commentaries playlist: www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLTwny-h6UXuhPx9RVlG8ny-mNSeO1-8JkAnnie's Knightmare locations: www.canadanne.co.uk/kmlocationsRay's Knightmare photos and scans: www.knightmare.com/backstage/experiences/ray-lockton.htmlSupport us on ⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠Visit our ⁠⁠Website ⁠⁠Check out our socials:Bluesky   Twitter/X   Mastodon   Facebook   Instagram   ThreadsCheck out our ⁠⁠Redbubble Store⁠⁠Download our Corridor of the Catacombs and Bomb Room jingles as ringtones from ⁠⁠Zedge⁠⁠

Team 3: Sarah, Keighley, Helen and William from NorthamptonAir date: October 4th, 1991We continue with this bizarrely balanced team as they venture further into the Dungeon, giving us our first glimpse of Level 3 for this series.Hosted by Martin Harder, Kim Stewart Crossley, and Jake CollinsEdited by Jake CollinsTheme music: 'The Castle of Confusion (Series 4 Edit)' by ⁠⁠Chris Jerden-Cooke"Time Turns" bumper by @marlar. News bumper by @jamescusackJake's YouTube channel: www.youtube.com/@jakecollins8146Knightmare commentaries playlist: www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLTwny-h6UXuhPx9RVlG8ny-mNSeO1-8JkSupport us on ⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠Visit our ⁠⁠Website ⁠⁠

Team 2:Richard, Darren, Daniel and James from Gillingham.Team 3: Sarah, Keighley, Helen and William from NorthamptonEpisode Air Date:September 27th 1991Skarkill proves himself to be a formidable foe, and we get introduced to one of the more unusual Advisers in the show's run.Hosted by Jake Collins and Amy DaviesEdited by Jake CollinsTheme music: 'The Castle of Confusion (Series 4 Edit)' by⁠⁠Chris Jerden-Cooke"Time Turns" bumper by@marlar. News bumper by@jamescusackJake's YouTube channel:www.youtube.com/@jakecollins8146Knightmare commentaries playlist: www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLTwny-h6UXuhPx9RVlG8ny-mNSeO1-8JkAmy on Twitch: www.twitch.tv/finalbossfightliveMore Amy on Twitch: www.twitch.tv/d6tricksSupport us on⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠Visit our⁠⁠Website ⁠⁠Check out our socials:Bluesky   Twitter/X   Mastodon   Facebook   Instagram   ThreadsCheck out our⁠⁠Redbubble Store⁠⁠Download our Corridor of the Catacombs and Bomb Room jingles as ringtones from⁠⁠Zedge⁠⁠

Team 2: Richard, Darren, Daniel and James from Gillingham. Original Air Date: September 20th 1991. We invited Lord Fear himself onto the podcast for a bit of a chat, and the results were... interesting. Hosted by Martin Odoni, Kim Stewart-Crossley, and Martin Harder Edited by Martin Harder Theme music: 'The Castle of Confusion (Series 4 Edit)' by ⁠⁠Chris Jerden-Cooke "Time Turns" bumper by @marlar. News bumper by @jamescusackSupport us on ⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠ Visit our ⁠⁠Website ⁠⁠ Check out our socials: Bluesky   Twitter/X   Mastodon   Facebook   Instagram   Threads Check out our ⁠⁠Redbubble Store⁠⁠ Download our Corridor of the Catacombs and Bomb Room jingles as ringtones from ⁠⁠Zedge⁠⁠

Hi Listeners of Illusion,Due to various complications the edit for Episode 3 isn't complete yet, so we're having to postpone it a bit longer. In the meantime we'd like to present you with this special episode we recently recorded. A while ago I thought it would be funny to as ChatGPT to write an episode of Temporal Discussion. This was the anarchic result. Originally this was just for my own amusement, but after discussing it with Kim and Martin O we decided to record and release the episode.We're also running a small competition. The first person to message us (either by email, on Patreon, or on any of our socials) and correctly guess at least two of the prompts I put into ChatGPT for the episode wins a T-shirt. Obviously we're excluding the prompt "write an episode of Temporal Discussion" :). As Patreon supporters you all have a week's head-start on everybody else, so get guessing!Dungeoneer Patrons and above will be getting a Dungeon Unlocked version of the episode as an added bonus, which features the full unedited audio. Keepers of the Book of Quests will also be getting a video version. We strongly suggest listening to the edited version first. Hosted by Martin Odoni, Kim Stewart-Crossley, and Martin Harder Edited by Martin Harder Theme music: 'The Castle of Confusion (Series 4 Edit)' by ⁠⁠Chris Jerden-Cooke "Time Turns" bumper by @marlar. News bumper by @jamescusackSupport us on ⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠ Visit our ⁠⁠Website ⁠⁠ Check out our socials: Bluesky   Twitter/X   Mastodon   Facebook   Instagram   Threads Check out our ⁠⁠Redbubble Store⁠⁠ Download our Corridor of the Catacombs and Bomb Room jingles as ringtones from ⁠⁠Zedge⁠⁠

Team 1: Kathryn, Raelene, Fay and Alison from Liphook. Team 2: Richard, Darren, Daniel and James from Gillingham. Air date: Fri, Sep 13th, 1991 Is there a Dungeon character more irritating than Casper the Key? Let's find out! Hosted by Martin Odoni and Kim Stewart-Crossley, with additional insights from Jake CollinsEdited by Jake Collins Theme music: 'The Castle of Confusion (Series 4 Edit)' by ⁠⁠Chris Jerden-Cooke "Time Turns" bumper by @marlar. News bumper by @jamescusackSupport us on ⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠ Visit our ⁠⁠Website ⁠⁠ Check out our socials: Bluesky  Twitter/X  Mastodon  Facebook  Instagram  Threads Check out our ⁠⁠Redbubble Store⁠⁠ Download our Corridor of the Catacombs and Bomb Room jingles as ringtones from ⁠⁠Zedge⁠⁠

Team 1: Kathryn, Raelene, Fay and Alison from Liphook. Air date: Fri, Sep 6, 1991 The pathway opens once more, and we are introduced to a new opponent.Hosted by Martin Harder and Martin Odoni, with additional insights from Jake CollinsEdited by Jake Collins Theme music: 'The Castle of Confusion (Series 4 Edit)' by ⁠⁠Chris Jerden-Cooke "Time Turns" bumper by @marlar. News bumper by @jamescusackSupport us on ⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠ Visit our ⁠⁠Website ⁠⁠ Check out our socials: Bluesky  Twitter/X  Mastodon  Facebook  Instagram  Threads Check out our ⁠⁠Redbubble Store⁠⁠ Download our Corridor of the Catacombs and Bomb Room jingles as ringtones from ⁠⁠Zedge⁠⁠

We take a look at the news stories during the off-season. This episode features political opinions and some important news stories from the time that some people might find distressing.Hosted by Martin Harder, Martin Odoni, and Kim Stewart CrossleyEdited by Martin Harder Theme music: 'The Castle of Confusion (Series 4 Edit)' by ⁠⁠Chris Jerden-CookeSupport us on ⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠ Visit our ⁠⁠Website ⁠⁠ Check out our socials: Bluesky  Twitter/X  Mastodon  Facebook  Instagram  Threads Check out our ⁠⁠Redbubble Store⁠⁠ Download our Corridor of the Catacombs and Bomb Room jingles as ringtones from ⁠⁠Zedge⁠⁠

We take a look at the number 1 singles and movies that were released during Knightmare's off-season. Support us on ⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠ Visit our ⁠⁠Website ⁠⁠ Check out our socials: Twitter/X Facebook Instagram Mastodon Threads Check out our ⁠⁠Redbubble Store⁠⁠ Download our Corridor of the Catacombs and Bomb Room jingles as ringtones from ⁠⁠Zedge⁠⁠ Theme music: 'The Castle of Confusion (Series 4 Edit)' by ⁠⁠Chris Jerden-Cooke