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© Gerald Cordova
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My name is Gerald. I started this podcast for people to fall asleep too. Hopefully you achieve that.
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Just a summary of what's been happening in my life lately.
Shot a basketball after what felt like years. Some 19 year old girl is trying to go after my dad since she had an intimate dream about him. I know it sounds insane.
In a world where everything is going wrong financially, one check made a difference. Stimmy Boy came to the rescue but sometimes you can't save everyone. RIP Kombucha, your remains were left on the floor next to the self checkout at Safeway. I will be back to avenge you.
My girlfriend tested positive for covid 19 last Monday and I tested negative TWICE with no symptoms. It feels good to record again. I return with SIX songs of the week.
I gave up cussing and social media for 40 days. The feeling of seasonal depression has returned. Missing California. Songs of the week. Finally, a random thought!
I haven't had a dream in a long time which is not the issue but I had a wild dream that I'm proud about. A cool moment in the steam room. The Weeknd SB halftime.
Due to technical difficulties I had repost the episode because some parts were cut out. We went to Philadelphia and I think we stayed in a haunted hotel this past weekend, possibly. Ran into a snow storm that caused me to miss work for two days but the problem was I didn't have the right number to contact my supervisor. Yikes. Once I talk about random things. From Lord of the Rings to sex, the Jared Goff- Matthew Stafford trade, Super Bowl prediction, accepting your insecurities, and the song of the week.
Kramer and Jess spoke about what I've being doing for Jess lately last Monday. I have been putting toothpaste on her toothbrush every morning. I also have been making her breakfast since January 18th and people think I'm doing it because I feel guilty about something. Apparently, I can't just wake up one day and decide to be a better boyfriend. Isn't that how change happens? Isn't that how you improve?
I recorded while cooking breakfast and I left the stove on almost burning the apartment down. I made steak, eggs, and brown rice.
It's kind of a heavy episode but not really. I talk about how my week went and I forgot about an event which happened over the break. I talk about my parents. I also learned that you can add music on the podcast app which I record on so that'll help with the songs of the week, next week.
Disclaimer: 21 Savage isn't mentioned in this episode but it made the title better. Catching up what I did during the holidays and what I did this week. Tom Cruise running had no audio on YouTube so here's the link: https://vimeo.com/187335222/comments
We made it home to Stockton, California for Christmas. I did things and continue to do them because that's what life is about.
I locked my keys in my car and Jessica saved the day. 2 songs of the weeks and I can't stop talking about peeing and pooping. IM SORRY.
I'm shocked. Y'all really be listening lol. Jess wildin with this xmas stuff. But yeah check out the Hi, Thoughts Podcast with Alea, Mike, and Mark Uddipa. Link is right here: https://open.spotify.com/show/0MqpysXgKhKIfUFohqxbxA?si=xLQwMhYPSKW0CqFWtHbekg
Taco Bell destruction. Being grateful whether it's good or bad. Heavy chocolate cake. Thanksgiving in VA. I'm terrible at descriptions.
We went to home depot to buy a little Xmas tree but all hell broke loose when Jess wanted a regular sized tree. Plus new segment called 2 Songs of the week. 2 Random thoughts.
Shout out to you for listening to me talk. But I'm back on my BS after not recording for a week. The saga continues. What saga? There is no saga. Just a guy who poops at 530AM every morning.
1People actually listen to me speak about none sense which is cool. I love y'all.
Once again, you're listening to me mumble and awkwardly pause. Respect to you getting through this.
Me awkwardly pausing and talking about my weekly life. Listen to me struggle to be a Podcaster. Cringe with me.
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