Gettin Head: A Bucketcast

This week Brit and Spenser listen to 7 new albums! They are:Blood Incantation - Timewave ZeroZander Schloss - Song About SongsTears for Fears - The Tipping PointSylvaine - NovaVein.fm - This World is going to ruin youIlhan Ersahin, Dave Herrington and Kenny Wollesen - Invite Your EyeSlash feat. Myles Kennedy & The Conspirators - 4Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/abucketcast)

It’s the end of the month, and you know what that means: two quirked up white bois, goated with the sauce, breakin it down kinda sexual style!Today we’re listening to 7 albums made in the past couple months, including:Cult of Luna- The Long Road NorthWilderun - EpigoneZeal & Ardor- Zeal & ArdorYung Kayo - DFTKAuthor & Punisher- KrüllerKrallice - Chystalline ExhaustionKorn - Requiem and talking about them! Join us!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/abucketcast)

It’s our very first monthly music roundup! This week we’re listening to and reviewing:Big Dumb Face - Christmas in the Cave of Dagoth (2021)Khemmis - Deceiver (2021)Earl Sweatshirt - Sick! (2022)Theon Cross - Intra-I (2021)Power Paladin - With The Magic of Windfyre Steel (2022) Wiegedood- There’s Always Blood at the End of the Road (2022)We also discuss: Britain doesn’t like Pancakes, Jason Suecof and Crotchduster - Big Fat Box of Shit (2004), the spirit of Ween, At the Gates - Slaughter of the Soul (1995), Chromeo - Quarantine Casanova (2020), Mach-Hommy - Pray for Haiti (2021), Tuba album, the different types of Power Metal, Britain will criticize most bands for not having a bassist, Martyr - Warp Zone (2000) and Feeding the Abscess (2006), Tears For Fears, and albums we’re looking forward to next month. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/abucketcast)

Matt Collins (of Format Not Included) is back! It's Chinese New Year, and this is part 2 of our deep dive in to Guns n' Roses' 2008 album Chinese Democracy. We also talk about Matt’s shark/devil bass, dads who stan Breakfast at Tiffany’s, bisexual lighting, what chafes Spenser’s bacon, What Went Wrong?, Axl Rose is the white trash Bono, the McDonald’s Batman Forever commemorative glasses, tasty tarot bitches, Chinese Democracy’s 15-year timeline, Shaq’s lost rap verse, planning an insurrection on a plate of spaghetti, the Italian version of American Pie, Ozzy orders Sharon a lyft, our favorite tracks on Chinese Democracy, Ben Folds hip hop covers, and final impressions.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/abucketcast)

Matt Collins (of Format Not Included) is back! It's Chinese New Year, and in celebration we're taking a deep dive in to Guns n' Roses' 2008 album Chinese Democracy. We also discuss Tomb Robbins, The Guns n Roses Government, where we were when the album was released, Dr. Pepper’s Chinese Democracy scam, Axl Rose’s touring psychic “Yoda”, Bumblefoot, the cost of Chinese Democracy, Fingerbang City, Steve Albini was an inside job, the alternate “art” cover, Axl Rose’s jersey era, Shackler’s Revenge = Axl’s Revenge, the composers/arrangers of the album, Axl Rose’s feelings, the salaries of Chinese Democracy, Adam Sandler accounting, Axl Rose’s “friends”, Dave Navarro, Zakk Wylde, Axl in AC/DC, Spenser’s boner, Cum Town, Kratom bitches, the dynamics of eatin holes with long hair, and the Hepatitis BC Rich Warlock.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/abucketcast)

Today we’re blowing right through Buckethead’s Pikes 278-280 (Division is the Devil’s Playground, Unexpected Journeys, and Skeleton Keys) we also discuss: pubic hair wigs, pubic hair ended with Ross Perot, RIP fusion bassist Michael Henderson, Spenser gets a new bass, Spenser has one of the most insufferably boring stories about the airport parking garage ever told, every box is a cat box if you trap the cat in it long enough, Hot Action Cop - Fever for the Flava, Buckethead x Bassnectar, Brit and Spenser go to a Christian music festival in Alaska, being afraid of falling off a bridge in your car, Geppetto is a pedophile, Napoleon on Twitter, what juice does Buckethead drink?, when did YouTube get emoji comments?, Grind (2004), Streets of Rage (1993), the girl does karate film genre, and why women rub their eyes in the morning.Support the show

We've got a guest! Stone Abdullah, golden-voiced rad dude and author of the Journey of the Shadow series. Together we're listening to Pikes 274-276 (Fourneau Cosmique, Dreamthread, and Healing Inside Outside Every Side). Britain is also incredibly sick and way too tired to write a full episode synopsis, so deal with it. We talk a bunch about boobs, Meow Wolf art collective, Pakistani goths, Axiom Funk, Britain's fucked up dream where he's commander Riker solving a rape puzzle, and nuclear non-proliferation.We cover a lot of ground. Just listen to it.Be sure to check out our awesome guest and his work at:https://journeyoftheshadow.comSupport the show

Oh heck, we’re diving right into Buckethead’s Pikes 271-273 (The Squaring of the Circle, Coniunctio, and Guillotine Furnace). We also talk about Bongcasting, only weird old men carry half-dollars, librarians like their order, self-help books all say the same shit, Ecco the Dolphin sucked, the worst weed Brit ever bought in San Francisco, Goth Tractor Girl, RIP Yu-Gi-Oh dude, the right questions for Papa John are the dumb ones, Britain’s falafel recipe, Spenser still thinks about Britain’s vegetarian meatball sandwich, deep fried pizza, The Bastard Noise (feat. Buckethead) split EP with Spastic Colon, Pirate Thrash, Julian Casablancas looks exactly like a guy who would be in The Strokes, Kraft Macaroni & Cheese Dinner, Mike Mangini, does Buckethead use an Ebow?, Rubmaps and getting jerked off at a massage parlor, $80 is how much a handjob costs, the Rockband and GnR to Bucketbot pipeline, who has the best fries?, art that gives people hope, is Jordan Vine Buckethead?, Old (2021), Screwballs (1983), shitting your pants when listening to Buckethead, the Da Vinci Code, instrumental music without a message can’t change your life, Local H - As Good as Dead, Red Fang, The Boys Season 3, Reconstruction by Eric Foner, leftist radicals are usually right, Aura Bora sparkling water, and stealing from Whole Foods.Support the show

Oh shit we’re doing it again! Today we’re reviewing Buckethead’s pikes 268-270 (Sonar Rainbow, Decaying Parchment, and A3) We also discuss: Is George Noory from Coast to Coast AM still alive? Brit used to be red pilled as fuck by domestic talk radio, ARM Processors vs Adjustable Rate Mortgages, Britain attempts to explain to Spenser why the Kardashians are famous, you never wanna have to talk about butt stuff with you doctor, the sequel to the production company A24, Jay Mascus would totally kick the shit outta Spenser, Ted Nugent drops the N-bomb with a hard R at the Alaska State Fair, Ariana Grande, Buckethead vs. Mozart, Britain does salvia for the first time and tries to run through a glass door, I fought the slaw and the slaw won, quantity vs. quality, The Buggles - Video Killed the Radio Star, Buckethead music as the planes that blew up the twin towers, California Redwoods, and Jessie Gender’s Youtube Channel and 5.5 hour video on sex in Star Trek: The Next Generation.Support the show

Sup wizard? Today we're listening to Buckethead's Pikes 265-267 (Ride Operator Q Bozo, Far, and Thoracic Spine Collapser). We also discuss how Spenser gets drafted into a command position on the Geek Militia and is sent to Password University, Pooldiaper (No Tool Pool), fuck George W Bush, Kravis’s goth bachelor party, The Requin (2022), Mad God (2022), Buckethead (and most of Praxis) on Ben Wa - Devil Dub (1999), Q Bozo Drop, the songs you when driving in someone else’s truck in Alaska, the worst place to have to ask to use the bathroom, Spenser’s best burger, playing bass riffs while the Hindenburg goes down, what does God’s cum taste like?, cheese whiz, predictability in music, The Emperor in Star Wars is just older Dani Filth, the G String on every guitar is always going out of tune, getting in trouble with God for spilling the seed, Jordan Vine doesn’t poop, War, what is it (good for)?, there’s a hole in my bucket dear Liza, the Hoobastank Hooburrito at Denny’s, The End of Policing by Alex S. Vitale, Before the Storm by Rick Perlstein, and some failed one-liners. Support the show

Oh hey we’re still doing this? Yes. Here we are reviewing Buckethead’s Pikes 262-264 (Nib Y Nool, Glacier, and Poseidon), the guy from craigslist who goes into people’s septic tank, Spenser buys a small guitar, Goth Babe’s covid, Orange Hat Larry’s legendary customer service, Bucketfact’s love of Old Dirty Bastard, Britain is a communist (not joking), Spenser doesn’t know what a tankie is, what fiat currency tastes the worst?, workplace shootings, music videos aren’t as cool as they used to be, living in 3d chess, The Poseidon Adventure (2005), Lost in Space (1998), dirt and worms is one of the best desserts ever, a jerk-off challenge against the devil, FLAC rocks, where do you even buy frankincense and myrrh?, small accounts acting like they’re well-known and successful, a weird U2 guy who won’t stop bothering Spenser, and The Underground Comedy Movie (1999) starring Slash and the Shamwow guy. Support the show

Today we’re joined by a guest! Filmmaker and major bucketbot Kevin Vonesper is here to tell us about his film: The Life and Slimes of Dukey Flyswatter and Haunted Garage. Together we’re listening to Buckethead Pikes 259-261 (Undersea Dead City, Ferry to the Island of the Lost Minds, and Portal to the Red Waterfall). We’re also getting into wild discussions such as touching on: Blood Diner (1987), Beetlejuice 2, RIP David Smith and Andy Fletcher, Spenser gets canceled by Mark Zuckerberg, Britain gets cancelled by Youtube, Phantom of the Opera, Maximum Bob, weird shit in the library of congress, that Kevin Smith tweet, gettin shitty with Smitty, Deli Creeps, tv show Pistol, and The Breed (2001). Also a 4 pack of Epic Ralph Battles in History. Keep up with Kevin’s documentary at @dunkeydoc or www.dukeydoc.comSupport the show

Today we’re falling down the well of Buckethead’s Pikes 256-258 (Meteor Firefly Net, Blank Slate, and Echo). We also discuss such bullshit as: Britain and Spenser go to Steely Dan and it takes forever, Spense gets white claw wasted and projectile vomits all over the inside of a Lyft and runs away, Devin Townsend is totally gogglepilled, RIP Alan White of Yes, a new Phish manager at work, Buckethead’s “unreleased” album “Super Diorama Theater”, Brit has to puke on the bus, the video of Chuck Berry farting in a sex worker’s face, you don’t become a big corporation without exploiting the third world, Everything Everywhere All At Once (2022), and Forza Horizon 5.Support the show

We’re rejoined by one of our favorite guests! Chibbs from 1001 Songs That Make You Want To Die—Australia’s funniest music podcast—joins us to listen to Buckethead Pikes 253-255 (Coop Erstown, Woven Twigs, and Abominable Snow Scalp). We also discuss: 6 waves is too many for pandemics and sports games, different genres of handjobs, you can use anything for toilet paper, RIP Vangelis, a video game console exclusively for racists, Buckethead’s first recording Brazos, Star Trek in Australia, Cliffhanger (1993), the multiverse of sadness, John Wayne Gacy thought clowns were beautiful, the nor’easter snowstorm, Spenser has a birthday accident, Rest In Piss (if you’re into that kinda thing), Tokyo Vice, Two Hands (1999), and Ou - One.Support the show

We’re jumping into Buckethead Pikes 250-252 (250, Waterfall Cove, and Bozo in the Labarynth), we’re also discussing such important topics as: We’re living in Van Halen 3, Spenser gets into ‘potato products’ again, what character on Star Trek has the biggest gock?, Spenser talks about a burrito for some reason, Cruel World Fest in LA, BDS, RIP Greek Porn Star Kostas Gousgounis, Papa John holds a Kentucky Derby Party, 1993’s Zillatron, what do you mean by everything?, Johnny Rotten spent over $10k on mobile games, steal from Whole Foods, neither of us can remember Mike Portnoy’s name, Tritony Soprano, a visit from our friend Gay Romano, 4Chan brigading the Oprah forums, Tuscan milk, having your skull split open a big juicy cock, Why so Steve Miller Band?, the cultural conversation about donkey punching, Shrek’d porn, the two movies Bret Michaels directed: A Letter from Death Row (1998) and No Code of Conduct (1998), and Epic Ralph battles including Brutus v Caesar and Tim Lambesis vs his Steroid Dealer. Support the show

Oh hi today we are discussing Buckethead’s Pikes 247-249 (Rivers in the Seas, Awake in Sleepwakefulness, and The Moss Lands) Fuck everybody involved in striking down/not codifying Roe v Wade, a Sans Sadler week, turning off comments on instagram due to CHUDs, The Met Gala (Lenny Kravitz is a big titty goth bf), the stamp campaign for ProtoGoth Edward Gorey, Papa John has begun making memes, Metal Archives - Real or Fake?, Buckethead’s great journey inward, Roots, the best root vegetables, Spenser counts the sound guy as part of the band, buying socks and seasonings at Ross Dress for Less, Britain has been dead for two years now after eating the silica packet in some turkey pepperoni, Dr. Jerksoff and Mr. Hydeswhilehejerksoff, if there is a weasel god there must be a weasel Ricky Gervais, Geddy Lee’s genetic talent, haterbating, pinpointing when Jordan Vine first listened to Buckethead, LARPing about getting laid on the internet, The Outlaws, Christopher Walken, Sweet Potatoes, direct action like protesting is cool, Barack Obama dropped the ball on abortion, and some epic ralph battles in history. Support the show

Oh shit it’s happening! We’re listening to Buckethead’s Pikes 244-246 (Out Orbit, Space Viking, and Nettle), we also discuss stuff like: Van Halen - Diver Down, the worst date ever, jumping suicides, Jimmy Screamerclawz, Slipknot Weeb Groomer, snorting research chemicals on the first date, Walking Dead bedsheets, RIP Klaus Schulz, Spenser gets a nerve spasm, going to a soup-centric buffet restaurant with Britain’s dead racist grandmother, picante vs restaurant-style vs pice de gallo, Gorgone (2005), the Midnight Munchies Meal at Jack in the Box, Lost Vikings SNES, Hellhammer is a homophobe, nettle tea is terrible, Trump/Buckethead 2024, Jewtube, The Catcher (1998), American Crime Story, The Monica Lewinsky Case, The Batman (2022), what kind of music does Alex Jones listen to?, and Ralph Battles: Chino vs. Peter Steele and McDonalds vs Sid and Marty Krofft. Support the show

Today we’re diving into the last of Buckethead’s 2016 output, Pikes 241-243 (Sparks in the Dark, Hamden’s Hollow, and Santa’s Toy Workshop), we also discuss: The Cube Movies, Britain’s new Youtube Channel - Media Dungeon, The Catcher (1998), a kiwi child with an unfortunate name, RIP Zippy Chippy: the most losing race horse ever, the poison pill strategy against hostile corporate takeover, Ozzy talking to Lemmy on the morning he died, Gettin Head supports the people of Ukraine and nobody else in this conflict, Buckethead and Melissa Reese, autocorrect hates Buckethead’s titles, Jesus got the fattest dick, the dude who ate sunlight, 3:11 on 4/20, the memeing of All Star by Smash Mouth, To Catch a Yeti (1994), Picard Season 2 sucks, Opera web browser, Microsoft destroying paid web browsers, and Ralph Battles concerning Limp Bizkit’s beef with Eminem and Lemmy’s last day on earth. Support the show

Oh boy it’s us doing stuff and listening to Buckethead Pikes! Pikes 238-240 (Attic Garden, The Mermaid Stairwell, and Chart) to be exact! We also discuss such harrowing and comedic tales as: Brit and Spenser go to a Tech Trek 5 together, the band Vulvodynia is confusing live, Brit has an incredibly uncomfortable conversation with a stranger about pornography, the Austin Powers and Drew Carey Show Soundtracks, Buckethead, Mike Patton & DJ Flare’s Moonraker, Britain’s cobb salad trauma, treating men & women the same, converting city market .99 beef & bean burritos into diarrhea, the most piratey keys in music, Lykathea Aflame - Elvenefris, washing whisks, Auto-Cholr, comparing guitarists against each other is dumb, Jordan Vine doesn’t like some of Buckethead’s music, and some Epic Ralph Battles.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/abucketcast)

Oh hey we’re flying solo today! Together we’re listening to Pikes 235-237 (Oneiric Pool, Castle on Slunk Hill, and The Five Block) we also discuss Britain’s birthday, Spenser getting a new free King-Sized bed, Ace Hardware EDM Clerk Revisited, Europe (they need it!), Primus - Conspiranoia, The Frankenstein Brothers- Bolt-on Neck, Buckethead’s history with That 1 Guy, dolphin pussy jelly, Spenser asks “what kind of person am I?” and gets an accurate answer, pegging/prostate talk, a pool full of jello expectations vs. reality, asking Tom Sawyer to ask Getty Lee if Alex Lifeson or Buckethead is a better guitar player, Star Trek Picard sucks, Béla Fleck Edgar Meyer and Zakir Hussain, and some Epic Ralph Battles having to do with George W. Bush. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/abucketcast)