Joe Watches 60 Christmas Movies in 60 Days

3. Family Ornaments It's all unraveling and we're only three episodes in to The 25 Days of Joemas! Today's movie was one Joe really, really did not like. It's the family-friendly, childhood trauma-focused, be-careful-what-you-wish-for holiday adventure, "Family Ornaments" (2023)! Meet Meredith! She's one of the most unlikeable protagonists we've met yet! She's an awful sister, mean wife, invasive mom, and all-around self-serving person! She at least seemed to be an okay daughter. Good for her dead mom, I guess. Oh yeah, her mom just died. Meredith buys a mystery ornament from a mystery German and accidentally kills her whole family because they won't follow her rules. That's the gist of the movie and I'm not kidding. Merry Christmas! The episdoes are somehow getting longer. What's wrong with Joe? Why is he talking so much? Maybe you'll figure it out by listening to this, the third episode of THE 25 DAYS OF JOEMAS! Let Joe know if you made through this ridiculous podcast at @joemoc on Twitter and Instagram!

1. Christmas Lucky Charm It's a the first episode of a new series! Welcome to The 25 Days of Joemas! It's not as many as 60 movies! Joe explains in this episode what's going on! Lastly, Joe watches a movie that's fine, but also sort of bad, "Christmas Lucky Charm" (2022)! Poor Jessica! All of her exes get married right after she breaks up with them. Is she cursed? Or is she a lucky charm for them? Maybe both! Actually, it's neither! It's neither! Listen to Joe talk for genuinely longer than the movie lasts. Listen to him go nuts about an hour in. Listen to him try, in this, the first episode of THE 25 DAYS OF JOEMAS! Let Joe know he did okay @joemoc on Twitter and Instagram!

61. Love's Sweet Recipe Joe accidentally watches a movie that's not a Christmas movie, "Love's Sweet Recipe" (2021)! Why is there another episode? How did this happen? Well, Joe made a mistake and decided to make the most out of it! Listen to Joe talk about a movie that has nothing to do with Christmas in this, the sixty-first episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Let Joe know how surprised you were @joemoc on Twitter and Instagram!

60. Christmas Song Joe watches a movie not actually about a Christmas song, "Christmas Song" (2012)! One of the things Joe has noticed in his endless journey through the endless morass of Christmas movies is that they often feature main characters that are absolutely detestable! This movie is no different! Find this one on Youtube and regret you watched it just like Joe! Listen to Joe brings things to a conclusion in this, the sixtieth and FINAL episode of season 3 of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVEIS IN 60 DAYS! You can always reach out to your old pal Joe @joemoc on Twitter and Instagram! He appreciates you.

59. A Very Corgi Christmas Joe watches the dog movie that's not as much about a dog as the title implies, "A Very Corgi Christmas" (2019)! I'm thinking about this now, for the first time, but this movie is never really about a dog. Yes, there is a dog in it, but it's not what the movie is about at all. It's about a woman who works too much learning to appreciate her family and Christmas. The dog is just incidental! What a scam! Listen to admit his failings and feel bad in this, the fifty-ninth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Let Joe know if he's getting a dog for Christmas @joemoc on Twitter and Instagram!

58. Love You Like Christmas Joe watches a movie that could have been made by pulling Christmas movie tropes out of a hat, "Love You Like Christmas" (2016)! When Big City Maddie finds herself in Small Town Christmas Valley, what in the heck is going to happen? If you guessed change the lives almost everyone in that town while also falling in love with a Christmas tree farmer and his daughter, you'd be right! But you have earned no prize! Listen to Joe run through the motions (much like this movie) in this, the fifty-eighth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Please tell Joe this was worth it @joemoc on Twitter and Instagram!

57. Lucky Christmas Joe watches a movie about a good guy with an awful friend, Lucky Christmas (2011)! Mike is a good guy, but he has a friend who is just the worst. This movie does not focus nearly enough on just how gross his friend is. Instead, we're supposed to focus on nice Holly who wins the lottery, but then has her car stolen. Fine, if you insist! Listen to Joe falling apart as he nears the end in this, the fifty-seventh episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Send all lucky numbers to Joe @joemoc on Twitter and Instagram! FYI: he will not be sharing any lottery winnings!

56. Silent Night, Bloody Nighty Joe and his pal Rusty watch the WILD Christmas horror movie, "Silent Night, Bloody Night" (1972)! It's the conclusion to the Silent Night saga as Rusty returns with his last selection. Neither guy was ready for what they were about to see. This movie is, visually, awful and almost indecipherable at times. The sound is often muffled. It's a mess! And, yet, it is so very watchable. Join the boys for a wild ride! Listen to Joe and Rusty talk about questionable nudity, way too many birds, and a movie that has nothing to do with Christmas in this, the fifty-sixth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Please let Joe know if you have any secret family history that could lead to his demise @joemoc on Twitter and Instagram! It would be appreciated!

55. Snow Joe watches the wacky family comedy, "Snow" (2004)! This is a very kooky movie! Nick Snowden is the son of the previous Santa and he's ready for his first year as the man in the red suit. Unfortunately, one of his reindeer has gone missing?! This leads Nick on a journey to California where he finds more than his reindeer... he finds love. Joe reckons with a movie that's kind of silly, but not bad at all in this, the fifty-fifth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Let Joe know if you want fly to the North Pole with him @joemoc on Twitter and Instagram!

54. Fit for Christmas Joe watches a movie with two awful lead characters, "Fit for Christmas (2022)"! Audrey teaches fitness classes. Griffin works for a mega-ski resort company. They meet. They are very mean to each other. Then they fall in love. It's not fun! Listen to Joe detest characters to a degree that shocked even him in this, the fifty-fourth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Send Joe some romantic insults just like Griffin would @joemoc on Twitter and Instagram!

53. A Christmas for the Books Joe watches a movie with a character he hates so much, it's embarrassing, "A Christmas for the Books" (2018)! When love expert Joanna gets the job opportunity of her life! The only catch is they expect her to have a boyfriend! Why? Because she's a liar.  Watch Joanna continue to lie while also being incredibly arrogant until she's not and we're supposed to like her. Have fun with Joe as he continues to mentally deteriorate in this, the fifty-third episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Please send any Love Worksheets to Joe @joemoc on Twitter and Instagram!

52. Christmas Scavenger Hunt Joe watches the promising yet infuriating flick "Christmas Scavenger Hunt" (2019)! When Belinda has to go back home to crush dreams, she accidentally joins the annual Christmas Scavenger Hunt! What follows is a nonsensical series of events that only serve to make Joe mad the more they go on. Merry Christmas! Joe dies a little inside on this, the fifty-second episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! If you have any clues for the scavenger hunt, please send them to @joemoc on Twitter and Instagram!

Joe watches the time-jumping flick about a promise between children, The Christmas Pact (2018)! 51. The Christmas Pact Two kids make a promise to meet every Christmas Eve and pay tribute to a special Christmas tree. That sounds crazy when you read it back. We follow them as they become teens, adults, and then... older adults. It's a Christmas journey! Listen to Joe judge fictional children's Christmas lists in this, the fifty-first episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! If you have any pacts you want to make with Joe, let him know @joemoc on Twitter and Instagram!

50. Hometown Christmas Joe watches a movie that couldn't have a more generic title, Hometown Christmas (2018)! When Noelle moves back home to Louisiana just in time for Christmas, she runs into a ghost from her past she never expected: her ex, Nick! Before you know it, they are ready to smooch! Plus, there's a Nativity play! Merry Christmas! Joe's getting back out there and finding true love in this, the fiftieth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Let Joe know if you lock your car doors @joemoc on Twitter and Instagram!

49. Christmas Lost and Found Joe watches the movie about a jerk who loses her ornaments, Christmas Lost and Found (2018)! When Whitney loses her grandmother's precious ornaments, she lies about it! There's also a guy who likes her and she makes him feel bad about it! She's just a jerk! That's Joe's big takeaway from this okay film. Listen to Joe question the logic behind the missing ornaments in this, the forty-ninth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Send Joe your best rhyming clues at @joemoc on Twitter and Instagram!

48. Silent Night Joe and Rusty saddle up to tackle another movie, "Silent Night" (2002)! Rusty returns to the podcast with another movie called "Silent Night"! This one is a quaint tale of war! When soldiers from opposing sides find themselves in the same cabin on Christmas Eve, they learn about each other as well as the magic of pineapple pudding! A fine film for the whole family (minus the gore)! Listen to Joe and Rusty spend as much time talking about trailers as they do the movie in this, the forty-eighth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! If you're interested in attacking Rusty from behind, please reach out to Joe @joemoc on Twitter and Instagram!

47. Snowball Effect Joe watches the movie about dueling meteorologists that's not really about meteorologists, Snowball Effect (2022)! When two weather forecasting rivals find themselves competing for a new job, you know what happens? They forget about the job and try to bring Christmas back to a small town? You got it! They also fall in love! Listen to Joe get very angry about lessons in this movie in this, the forty-seventh episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Please let Joe know how much snow he's going to get @joemoc on Twitter and Instagram!

46. Christmas on Repeat Joe watches the Christmas time loop movie about a woman absolutely failing her family, Christmas on Repeat (2022)! When Andrea screws up her family's Christmas, she wishes she could do the day again. Wouldn't you know it, but she gets that very chance! Does she learn her lesson? Not really! It's kind of shocking, really! Listen to Joe complain the problem with time loop movies in this, the forty-sixth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Let Joe know if you're into making pancakes @joemoc on Twitter and Instagram! Just don't set the house on fire.

45. A Cinderella Christmas Joe watches the supposed Christmas movie based on a fairy tale, A Cinderella Christmas (2016)! If you stop watching this movie at about 25 minutes in, you'll be fine. Once the Ball is over, so should the movie be. Beyond that lays a never-ending monotony of scenes about something that feels like the twilight you experience before you fall asleep. You know that sensation of falling you get when your head bobs and you jerk yourself awake? That's this movie. Joe gets very mad and is very tired in this, the forty-fifth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! If you can find a shoe that fits Joe, please let him know @joemoc on Twitter and Instagram because they are hard to come by. Real giant, real struggle!

44. Once Upon a Christmas Miracle Joe watches the liver-filled Christmas romance, Once Upon a Christmas Miracle (2018)! Ol' Heather needs a new liver and Chris happens to have the perfect one. After her gives her a slice, they realize they want to start sharing more than bodily organs! Can these two stitched-up sweethearts find love in the recovery room? Tune in and find out! Join Joe as he talks about a fine movie with no real complaints in this, the forty-fourth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Please send your liver details to Joe just in case @joemoc on Twitter and Instagram!