Reading Things That I Wrote

New England Patriots' coach William "Bill" Belichick cryogenically froze himself after his tenth Super Bowl victory, vowing to return when the team gets to the big game again. Twenty five years later, the Pats win the AFC Championship, and a couple begins a cross-country road trip to greet him. Then, there are numerous hijinks and gaffs, culminating in an ultimately satisfying conclusion. Bon Ear-petit!

If you ever wondered what would happen if Superman's kryptonite was an empty rectum, if the University of Phoenix had a genetics program, or if Jeremy Renner's music spoke to the plump, then listen up.