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Episode 1448 - Brought to you by: Bespoke Post - Get a free Mystery Gift with your first monthly shipment when you sign up at https://BoxOfAwesome.com and enter the code ‘hardfactor’ at checkout. LASARA Weight Loss Therapy - Generic Ozempic that you can get 10% off by going to https://bit.ly/HARDFACTOR, AND 10% Off Testosterone Replacement Therapy nationwide by going to https://Lasara.com/HardFactor (00:00:00) - Teasers! Rap Game: (00:03:57) - Kanye West reportedly entering porn industry as ‘Yeezy Porn’ with help from Stormy Daniels' ex  (00:11:06) - Tupac’s estate threatens to sue Drake over dis track using the late rapper’s AI-generated voice (00:15:21) - Megan Thee Stallion sued by cameraman over hostile work environment claim Straight Headlines: (00:17:44) - Blood-soaked military horses break free, injure 4 people while running amok near Buckingham Palace (00:22:21) - American tourist facing a possible 12-year prison sentence after ammo found in luggage in Turks and Caicos (00:25:20) -Commanders 🏈 (00:25:46) - "Mike you suck!": House Republicans face brutal hostility over Columbia University visit Biden Time (00:29:20) - 'Pause': Joe Biden (again) reads teleprompter instructions during speech (00:33:47) - Biden signs TikTok ban bill into law: Here’s what happens next (00:37:52) - ‘My pee pee feels good’: Andrew Tate reveals ALL men are gay (00:40:37) - Want more Hard Factor? Become a Patron to get access to 3 years' worth of Florida Man Friday and Hive Hour Episodes, plus access to our newest show LET'S GO! - patreon.com/hardfactor

Episode 1447 - Brought to you by: Bespoke Post - Get a free Mystery Gift with your first monthly shipment when you sign up at https://BoxOfAwesome.com and enter the code ‘hardfactor’ at checkout. LASARA Weight Loss Therapy - Generic Ozempic that you can get 10% off by going to https://bit.ly/HARDFACTOR, AND 10% Off Testosterone Replacement Therapy nationwide by going to https://Lasara.com/HardFactor (00:00:30) Teasers! (00:02:21) UK man with foot-long penis goes on wine tour after being barred from yoga class (00:16:29) Supreme Court weighs bans on sleeping outside amid rise in homelessness Freaks (00:19:53) Belgian man with rare condition cleared of DUI after proving his body makes its own alcohol (00:21:59) Man suffers 100 orgasms A DAY for two years (00:25:11) Woman with two vaginas and other medical conditions is permanently aroused (00:28:27) Wild Mugshot: Trans sex offender busted trying to abduct child playing outside Colorado elementary school (00:33:19) Robot Butlers: The Future or the end? (00:37:19) 9-year-old 'Seagull Boy' wins European seagull screeching competition

Bark Air is a new airline for rich pets and their spoiled owners. Also, a hospital in Australia is begging snake bite victims to stop bringing the snake into the ER with the. Also, Trump may have been passing terrible gas at the defendant table in his NY trial this week. Brought to you by: Bespoke Post - Get a free Mystery Gift with your first monthly shipment when you sign up at https://BoxOfAwesome.com and enter the code ‘hardfactor’ at checkout. LASARA Weight Loss Therapy - Generic Ozempic that you can get 10% off by going to https://bit.ly/HARDFACTOR, AND 10% Off Testosterone Replacement Therapy nationwide by going to https://Lasara.com/HardFactor (00:00:00 - 00:04:03) Teasers! (00:04:04 - 00:14:18) VIDEO: Good Samaritans band together to save 71-year-old from fiery highway crash on I-94 in Minnesota (00:14:19 - 00:17:14) BARK Air launches world’s first luxury airline experience for dogs Brought to you By Bespoke Post (00:17:14 - 00:19:29) Get a free Mystery Gift with your first monthly shipment when you sign up at https://BoxOfAwesome.com and enter the code ‘hardfactor’ at checkout. (00:19:28 - 00:24:06) Something is very stinking and boring about Donald Trump's trial (00:24:07 - 00:30:42) Australia: Hospital staff plead with bite victims to stop bringing snakes to emergency room (00:30:41 - 00:40:32) English mom pulls out SAMURAI SWORD after argument with neighbors over dog poop escalates out of control (00:40:33 - 00:00:00) LET’S GOOO!!! Become a Patron to get access to 3 years worth of Florida man Friday and Hive Hour Episodes, plus access to our newest show LET'S GO! - patreon.com/hardfactor

Episode 1445 - Brought to you by: Bespoke Post - Get a free Mystery Gift with your first monthly shipment when you sign up at https://BoxOfAwesome.com and enter the code ‘hardfactor’ at checkout. LASARA Weight Loss Therapy - Generic Ozempic that you can get 10% off by going to https://bit.ly/HARDFACTOR, AND 10% Off Testosterone Replacement Therapy nationwide by going to https://Lasara.com/HardFactor Timestamps: (00:00:00) Teasers! 🔥🧑🏼‍🏫🌚 (00:04:32) RIP Dr. Michael Cassidy 🙏 (00:06:35) McDonald's steak egg and cheese bagel is the best Federal Update (00:07:56) NASA - Saturn’s ocean moon Enceladus is able to support life (00:10:40) Trump - Man dies after setting himself on fire near Trump trial courthouse in NYC (00:18:22) Congress - House passes ‘critical’ $95 billion aid to Ukraine, Israel and Taiwan along with potential TikTok ban that could speed through Senate (00:23:19) It’s time to get creative (00:24:25) California attorney fired amid indecent exposure investigation at a Chick-fil-A (00:29:54) Circus elephant runs loose in a Montana town before being recaptured (00:33:44) Gay, furry hackers attack far-right media outlet behind Charlie Kirk and Steve Bannon, Real America’s Voice, and release user data (00:37:25) Knoxville Pre-school Teacher arrested with multiple guns at school SUPPORT THE POD: https://patreon.com/HardFactor for up to 3 weekly bonus pods, and discord group chat access w/ the hosts HAGFD!!

On today’s show....Caitlin Clark's creepy exchange, we get got, rocks that are bones, hygeine shockers & More! Brought to you by our incredible sponsor.. Cook Unity: Experience chef-quality meals every week delivered right to your door.  Go to cookunity.com/HARDFACTOR or enter code HARDFACTOR before checkout for 50% off your first week. (00:00:30) Teasers! (00:04:06) Jawbone of U.S. Marine killed in 1951 found in boy's rock collection, experts say (00:10:37) Google unveils ‘Google Nose’, a cutting-edge technology that let users smell anything on the internet (00:19:58) Doctor reveals “mind-blowing health tip” you should do to your toothbrush nightly: Wash your toothbrush with soap and water every single night (00:23:59) UK woman who called the police more than 2,000 times in three years is finally jailed (00:29:21) April fools joke (00:31:10) Reporter dragged for awkward Caitlin Clark interaction For more content go to patreon.com/hardfactor

On today’s show Brought to you by our incredible sponsor.. Cook Unity: Experience chef-quality meals every week delivered right to your door.  Go to cookunity.com/HARDFACTOR or enter code HARDFACTOR before checkout for 50% off your first week. (00:00:30) Teasers! (00:02:36 ) 'Uncle, are you listening?' Brazilian woman arrested after brazenly wheeling elderly man's corpse into bank to co-sign a loan for her (00:09:51) Biden suggests his uncle was eaten by 'cannibals' in New Guinea during WWII — but the military says his plane was lost at sea (00:17:29) Sextortion: The disturbing extortion scam targeting teen boys online (00:23:43) Scientist share world's first 'conversation' between humans and whales - and say it's the first step to understanding aliens (00:29:21 ) Dubai flooding: Dramatic photos after UAE sees heaviest rainfall in 75 years (00:36:37) Uber driver shot and killed by 81-year-old Ohio man after both received scam calls, police say

Brought to you by our incredible sponsor... Cook Unity: Experience chef-quality meals every week delivered right to your door.  Go to cookunity.com/HARDFACTOR or enter code HARDFACTOR before checkout for 50% off your first week. (00:00:00 - 00:03:25) Teasers! (00:03:26 - 00:08:57) US committee finds China is subsidizing American fentanyl crisis (00:08:58 - 00:16:22) Retired chiropractor ‘killed Elvis impersonator by chloroforming him more than once during sex’ (00:18:30 - 00:20:19) Why we’re not doing YouTube lives anymore (00:20:20 - 00:28:51) Vikings may have practiced an ancient form of plastic surgery 1,000 years ago, study suggests (00:28:52 - 00:32:29) Update: OJ Simpson lawyer reverses decision on suit payout to families of Nicole Brown, Ron Goldman (00:32:30 - 00:35:36) How to support the show Want more Hard Factor? Become a Patron to get access to 3 years' worth of Florida Man Friday and Hive Hour Episodes, plus access to our newest show LET'S GO! - patreon.com/hardfactor

On today's episode.. Pornstars cash in during Spring Break in Cancun, a mother leaves her children home alone while she goes on a cruise, wearable chairs, President Trump's criminal trial is underway & much more Brought to you by our incredible sponsor.. Cook Unity: Experience chef-quality meals every week delivered right to your door.  Go to cookunity.com/HARDFACTOR or enter code HARDFACTOR before checkout for 50% off your first week. (00:00:30) Teasers! (00:04:58) Trump hush money trial: Day 1 wraps up with 50 jurors dismissed over impartiality, judge denies him from attending Barron Trump’s graduation (00:18:54) Houston, Texas hospital halts liver and kidney transplants after surgeon Steve Bynon is accused of manipulating medical records to deny patients liver transplants (00:25:08) Texas mom arrested after leaving young kids, 6 and 8, home alone for nearly a week while she vacationed on a cruise 💰Celebrating Smalls Businesses💰 (00:28:51) Onlyfans star makes $250,000 sleeping with 122 college students in 3 weeks in Cancún, Mexico (00:36:26) $2,000 ‘wearable chairs’ made for people working long shifts just dropped (00:41:52) Want more Hard Factor? Become a Patron to get access to 3 years worth of Florida man Friday and Hive Hour Episodes, plus access to our newest show LET'S GO! - patreon.com/hardfactor

On Episode 1440 - Brought to you by Cook Unity: Chef Quality Meals Delivered Right to Your Door - https://cookunity.com/HARDFACTOR or enter code HARDFACTOR before checkout for 50% off your first week! https://Patreon.com/HardFactor to support the pod, get discord chat access, and up to 3 weekly bonus episodes!! Timestamps: (00:00:00) Teasers! 🪖 (00:04:04) RIP Dr. Michael Cassidy 🙏 Top Headlines From The Weekend: (00:05:56) WW3?: Iran attacks Israel (00:13:18) Suspect among six dead in Australian stabbing spree at busy shopping center: police (00:14:16) 76ers' statue for Allen Iverson draws jokes, outrage due to misunderstanding: 'That was disrespectful' (00:17:54) Nobody likes a great ideas flopping Great Ideas Gone Wrong (00:22:29) 'End of the Line': Saudis scale back ambition for $1.5 Trillion Desert Project Neom by 98.6% (00:27:27) Female Yu-Gi-Oh player quits tournament because opponents smelled horrible (00:37:49) Brazil: Doctor 'warns influencer and her friends they may have to have their toes amputated' after standing in a bucket of ice and salt for ‘online challenge' (00:40:47) Oklahoma Family accidentally buys 9-year-old son a pregnant pet octopus which gave birth to 50 babies, leading to thousands of dollars on food supplies and water damage repairs Thank you for supporting the show. HAGFD!!!

(00:00:00 - 00:02:32) Teasers! 🧃 (00:02:33 - 00:03:35) Pray for Pat’s dad 🙏 (00:03:36 - 00:13:05) We killed him: OJ Simpson dead at 76 after cancer battle   (00:13:06 - 00:16:54) UK: Brexiteer Nigel Farage apologizes after his party fired an election candidate that had passed away for being ‘inactive’ BBC International Moment (00:16:55 - 00:26:23) Vietnam: Billionaire Truong My Lan sentenced to death for $44 billion fraud (00:26:24 - 00:28:26) Italy: Stunning artworks have been uncovered in a new excavation at Pompeii (00:28:27 - 00:30:24) North Korea TV Censors British Gardening Show Presenter's jeans in blow to imperialism (00:30:25 - 00:40:10) ‘Fraud on a massive scale’: Baseball star Shohei Ohtani’s ex-interpreter faces federal charge after allegedly stealing $16M

On Episode 1438 - Brought to you by: Lasara Testosterone Replacement Therapy avais ilable nationwide - which you can get a free consultation and 10% off by going to https://Lasara.com/HardFactor + Lasara Weight Loss Therapy - Generic Ozempic that you can get 10% off by going to https://bit.ly/HARDFACTOR HARD FACTOR PATREON COMMUNITY - Support the Pod by giving yourself, or the biggest Hard Factor fan in your life, the gift of up to 3 weekly bonus podcasts, chat access with the hosts on Discord, and periodic trivia meet-ups w/ the hosts and other listeners at https://patreon.com/hardfactor  Timestamps: (00:00:00) - Teasers! ⛪✈️🚂 (00:05:17) - New Boeing whistleblower raises concerns about the 787, and the FAA investigates (00:11:50) - Parents of Michigan school shooter sentenced to 10-15 years (00:14:03) - Natalee Holloway killer Joran van der Sloot jumped by 2 inmates in Peru prison beatdown: 'A lot of people want him dead' Coming Out of D.C. 🇺🇲 (00:17:03) - Inflation comes in hotter than expected in March (00:17:42) - House blocks bill to renew FISA spy program after conservative revolt (00:19:28) - Lunchables have high levels of lead and sodium, Consumer Reports finds (00:20:29) - The angel at the end of the Earth Naughty Priests ⛪ (00:22:47) - Polish Priest Jailed for Throwing Wild Orgy Where Male Prostitute Died After Overdosing on Erectile Dysfunction Pills (00:27:51) - Police in Spain arrest a priest for trafficking erectile dysfunction drug Viagra That Was A Good One, But You’re Fired (00:30:16) - Ex-Caltrain employee, and contractor charged for building secret apartments inside train stations using taxpayer money (00:35:50) - Polish Jokes (00:36:25) - German museum employee fired after secretly hanging up his own painting, spurring a police investigation (00:41:06) - Want more Hard Factor? Become a Patron to get access to 3 years' worth of Florida Man Friday and Hive Hour Episodes, plus access to our newest show LET'S GO! - patreon.com/hardfactor

On Episode 1437 - Bill Cotter for Congress LIVE, drugs made from human bones, eclipse bloopers, and MUCH more... Deals from the Hardo Hive: Lasara Testosterone Replacement Therapy available nationwide - you can get a free consultation and 10% off by going to https://Lasara.com/HardFactor + Lasara Weight Loss Therapy - Generic Ozempic that you can get 10% off by going to https://bit.ly/HARDFACTOR HARD FACTOR PATREON COMMUNITY - Support the Pod by giving yourself, or the biggest Hard Factor fan in your life, the gift of up to 3 weekly bonus podcasts, chat access with the hosts on Discord, and periodic trivia meet-ups w/ the hosts and other listeners at https://patreon.com/hardfactor  Timestamps: (00:00:00) Teasers! 😎 (00:04:10) Mom endures ‘intensive’ chemotherapy after terminal diagnosis that left her saying goodbye — only to find out she never had cancer at all! (00:14:30) Sierra Leone declares emergency after addicts dig up graves to get high on drug made from human bones (00:19:57) Kentucky man admits to faking his own death to avoid paying over $100k in child support Eclipse Bloopers 😎☀️ (00:24:10) Tragic Blooper: Eclipse traveler dies after falling out of moving trailer in upstate New York (00:25:28) Florida woman claims "God" directed her to shoot cars on I-10 during eclipse (00:26:18) Over 300 couples get hitched in mass Arkansas wedding as moon blots out sun (00:29:19) 'The View' co-host Sunny Hostin blames eclipse, earthquake, and ‘cikadas’ on 'climate change' (00:31:34) Mexican TV station accidentally shows pair of testicles during eclipse broadcast (00:33:37) Billy Football joins us to discuss why he’s running for Congress

On todays show….Eclipse talk PLUS guys who are having a very bad Spring!  Including a Brazilian man who had his penis cut off, an Ohio doctor who got caught fucking a pony, a mouse who was given extra legs ingtead of genitals. Brought to you by LaSara: Go to Lasara.com/hardfactor for 10% off your testosterone replacement therapy treatment or weight loss programs, like Ozempic!  (00:00:30) Teasers!  ☀️Solar Eclipse☀️ (00:03:04) How it went down in our areas (00:06:59) Solar Eclipse Sunglasses recall hours before Eclipse (00:10:02) Brazilian man, 39, gets back together with partner, 36 who chopped off his PENIS after he had an affair with her teenage relative (00:27:21) “Not the pony!”: Fredericktown veterinarian charged with having sex with a pony, 2 counts of domestic violence after threatening to kill everyone after being caught (00:33:23) Scientists accidentally gene edited a 6-legged mouse (00:36:46) Want more Hard Factor? Become a Patron to get access to 3 years worth of Florida man Friday and Hive Hour Episodes, plus access to our newest show LET'S GO! - patreon.com/hardfactor Want more Hard Factor? Become a Patron to get access to 3 years worth of Florida man Friday and Hive Hour Episodes, plus access to our newest show LET'S GO! - https://patreon.com/hardfactor

On Episode 1435 - Brought to you by: Collective - Waiving the onboarding fee ($199) when you go to https://⁠Collective.com/hardfactor⁠ and tell them HARDFACTOR sent you for S-Corp Tax Services! Noble Gold Investments: Invest in something you can hold! Go to https://noblegoldinvestments.com/hardfactor to get started investing in gold Timestamps: (00:00:00) -Teasers!  Lighting Round (00:02:57) - One Powerball winner out of Oregon (00:05:49) - Michael Jackson accusers demand his genital pics (00:08:38) -Update on Florida woman who pretended to be 14 to hook up with kids (00:10:44) - Navy vet and nurse couple from Texas doing horrible things (00:16:41) - Live chat comments F in the chat (00:17:44) - Boeing - Southwest has engine cover ripped off during flight (00:21:08) - Apple switching from AI car to AI Robot Butler (00:23:19) - OG Robot Butlers (00:26:18) - Ecuador Invades Mexico taking over the embassy More F’s in the chat (00:34:17) - Man arrested for having women kick him nuts  (00:35:23) - The Rock not endorsing Biden or anyone (00:36:53) - Greta is arrested again but is something different about her? Want more Hard Factor? Become a Patron to get access to 3 years worth of Florida Man Friday and Hive Hour Episodes, plus access to our newest show LET'S GO! - https://patreon.com/hardfactor 

On Episode 1434 - Brought to you by: Collective - Waiving the onboarding fee ($199) when you go to https://⁠Collective.com/hardfactor⁠ and tell them HARDFACTOR sent you for S-Corp Tax Services! Noble Gold Investments: Invest in something you can hold! Go to https://noblegoldinvestments.com/hardfactor to get started investing in gold Timestamps: (00:00:00) Teasers! 🪲🧪✈️⚡🤑 ⚡Lightning Round⚡ (00:03:35) Nigerian music star Davido to sues Kenyan media outlet over April Fools’ report that claimed he had been “detained” after “cocaine” was “found in his private jet” (00:08:44) CAUGHT ON CAMERA: Thief disguises as garbage bag to steal package off a porch (00:11:19) Cicada-geddon: Trillions of cicadas last seen when Thomas Jefferson was president to swarm US for first time in over 200 years 🧪Lab News🧪 (00:17:41) “100 times worse than Covid”: Experts raise alarm over potential Bird Flu pandemic, so far half of infections with H5N1 in people have been fatal (00:20:37) COVID Origins: EcoHealth Alliance President Dr. Peter Daszak will testify at a public hearing on May 1, 2024 (00:22:20) Scientists build breakthrough nuclear fusion device with household magnets (00:25:56) “Like a Rubber Chicken”: Watch woman go absolutely nuts as she’s dragged off Spirit Airlines flight in cartoonish meltdown (00:31:29) Easter mystery: In one of L.A.'s largest cash heists, burglars steal as much as $30 million in elaborate operation Want more Hard Factor? Become a Patron to get access to 3 years worth of Florida man Friday and Hive Hour Episodes, plus access to our newest show LET'S GO! - https://patreon.com/hardfactor

The Torture King has been caught, Botswana is threatening to send countries their elephants, Burger King employee almost gets shot for giving guy a good deal, UK Couple becomes new poster couple for immigration problems Brought to you by our sponsors:  Invest in something you can hold! Go to ⁠noblegoldinvestments.com/hardfactor⁠ to get started. Right now Collective is waiving the onboarding fee when you go to ⁠Collective.com/hardfactor⁠ and tell them HARDFACTOR sent you.  (00:00:30) Teasers! 👀🐒🐘 (00:05:58) Customer points gun on Burger King employee after getting a discounted breakfast, police say (00:15:55) Mark loves a Babar (00:16:32) 'The Torture King,' ringleader of global monkey torture network exposed by the BBC has been charged by US federal prosecutors (00:25:54) President Mokgweetsi Masisi of Botswana threatens to send 20,000 elephants to Germany amid a dispute over Berlin’s opposition to the import of trophies over poaching concerns (00:32:46) Harrowing video shows elephant charging truck during African safari, killing American tourist (00:34:59) News headlines went off last night: Taiwan Earthquake, Texas egg facility halts production, Lauren Boebert hospitalization (00:36:49) UK Couple Sent Letter Asking them to Sell Their “Abandoned” $250,000 home to the Government to make room for asylum seekers For more head to Patreon.com/hardfactor

Instacart has apologized to actress Angie Harmon whose beloved family’s dog Ollie was shot and killed by an Instacart delivery man working under another person’s account on Easter Sunday. Brought to you by our sponsors:  Invest in something you can hold! Go to ⁠noblegoldinvestments.com/hardfactor⁠ to get started. Right now Collective is waiving the onboarding fee when you go to ⁠Collective.com/hardfactor⁠ and tell them HARDFACTOR sent you. (00:00:00) Teasers! 🌘🔪👮🐶 💪3 Factor💪 (00:04:14) - Instacart apologizes to Angie Harmon after a deliveryman shoots and kills her family dog (00:17:04) - Fun fact: The Atlantic Ocean is THICC! Surprise At Home 👀 (00:19:31) - Virginia au pair charged in fetish website killing visited gun range with victim’s husband, prosecutors say (00:26:40) - Metal thought to be International Space Station trash rips through Florida home (00:30:18) - Total Solar Eclipse 2024: New York inmates sue the State to watch the ‘religious event’ after prison lockdown order is issued Follow us on socials @hardfactornews and for more content go to patreon.com/hardfactor

In a recent court filing, Google said it’s going to delete millions and millions of records it’s been keeping on its users who have been surfing in Incognito Mode. Also, NC State has a building that gave a ton of people cancer.  Brought to you by our sponsors:  Invest in something you can hold! Go to noblegoldinvestments.com/hardfactor to get started. Right now Collective is waiving the onboarding fee when you go to Collective.com/hardfactor and tell them HARDFACTOR sent you. (00:00:00 - 00:03:33) Teasers and Gypsy Rose 🍑✌️🧑‍💻 (00:03:34 - 00:11:37) Cancer on campus: Over 150 students and staff at North Carolina university 'are diagnosed with host of tumors and disease’ (00:12:34 - 00:17:15) AT&T confirms data from 73M current, former customers leaked on dark web, making it one of the biggest data breaches in history (00:18:29 - 00:19:00) Live score - LSU vs Iowa (00:19:01 - 00:25:01) Google to delete billions of browser records to settle ‘Incognito’ lawsuit (00:25:02 - 00:30:28) UPDATE: TLC conjoined twins Abby and Brittany Hensel drama (00:30:29 - 00:33:00) Tossing our computers in the middle of the ocean (00:33:01 - 00:33:30) Autism acceptance month (00:33:31 - 00:34:01) Joke of the day! (00:34:02 - 00:35:29) China 'super gonorrhea' epidemic worries experts worldwide (00:35:30 - 00:37:01) Alaska airport hires $70k robot dog named Aurora to scare wildlife away from busy runway (00:37:02 - 00:38:22) “Hands off Biden’s pillowcase”: journalists stealing from Air Force One warned (00:38:23 - 00:39:00) JetZero's futuristic ‘ultra-efficient’ blended-wing Jetliner cleared for test flights (00:39:01 - 00:39:54) Veteran paratrooper reveals British special forces recovered a downed 'non-human' craft in northern England in late 1980s (00:39:55 - 00:49:23) Want more Hard Factor? Become a Patron to get access to 3 years worth of Florida man Friday and Hive Hour Episodes, plus access to our newest show LET'S GO! - patreon.com/hardfactor

On today's special patreon sneak preview of Florida Man Friday... (for more go to patreon.com/hardfactor) (00:00:00 - 00:03:16) Pat’s baby is so chill (00:03:17 - 00:05:51) Top notch Chimp gag for PETA (00:05:52 - 00:06:54) The agenda for today’s episode (00:06:55 - 00:15:01) Jonathan Crenshaw, the armless Miami native who painted with his feet, and made for an all-time pizza review dead at 51 (00:15:02 - 00:18:08) Florida man arrested for masturbating while riding child’s bicycle in walmart parking lot arrested (00:18:09 - 00:24:43) Unlicensed Florida driver arrested for giving driving lessons to intoxicated and unlicensed friend (00:24:44 - 00:29:26) Florida teen with 'WILL RUN' license plate leads police on 145 mph chase (00:29:27 - 00:36:21) Florida man says he was forced to pay nearly $1,000 to get pet tortoise back (00:36:22 - 00:36:57) Thank you for supporting the show and HAGFW!

Episode 1430 - Brought to you by: Brought to you by Field of Greens - Go to https://fieldofgreens.com and use promo code hardfactor for 15% off your first order Brought to you by Squarespace - Head to https://www.squarespace.com/HARDFACTOR to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code (HARDFACTOR) Brought to you by Noble Gold Investments: Invest in something you can hold! Go to https://noblegoldinvestments.com/hardfactor to get started investing in gold Brought to you by Robinhood - Robinhood Gold gets you the most for your retirement thanks to their IRA with a 3% match. This offer is good through April 30. Get started at https://Robinhood.com/boost - Subscription fees apply Timestamps: (00:00:00) Teasers + IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENTS! (00:04:38) Harvard University removes human skin binding from 1800s book stored in library (00:14:13) Conjoined twin Abby Hensel, of TLC’s ‘Abby & Brittany,’ is now married to an Army veteran (00:24:14) Trend Masterclass: Multiple women on TikTok say they were punched while walking around New York City (00:34:22) That’s a big boy! HIVE FIVEish (00:36:15) Robot police dog 'Roscoe' shot and killed during standoff with armed suspect in Massachusetts, Roscoe is credited with averting bloodshed (00:41:33) European farmers are pissed! (00:42:29) CERN to test world's most powerful particle accelerator during April 8th’s  solar eclipse in attempt to find 'ghost particles’ that power our universe (00:43:51) New view reveals magnetic fields around our galaxy's giant black hole (00:45:30) Rebel Wilson says she didn't lose her virginity until age 35 (00:47:18) Kayaking 'Karen' gets instant karma! (00:49:18) Want more Hard Factor? Become a Patron to get access to 3 years worth of Florida man Friday and Hive Hour Episodes, plus access to our newest show LET'S GO! - https://patreon.com/hardfactor  HaveAGreatF#%kinDay!