Godcast

In a two-part season finale, God and Joan of Arc gather industry leaders into an auditorium in Palo Alto, CA, to throw their ideas at them. In Part II, God gives a grave warning to humanity that all is lost, and discusses to what extent He bears any responsibility. Listen to Godcast Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus FOLLOW GOD ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/thetweetofgod GODCAST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/godcast/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In a two-part season finale, God and Joan of Arc gather industry leaders into an auditorium in Palo Alto, CA, to throw their ideas at them. In Part I, Joan introduces the idea of "Positivité" with an insightful lecture that touches on feminism in the Middle Ages, overcoming being set on fire, and making the most of your afterlife. Listen to Godcast Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus FOLLOW GOD ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/thetweetofgod GODCAST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/godcast/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, Joan asks God to answer some prayers, Twitter queries, and Speakpipe messages from fans. Plus, God attempts to speak with the still-lost Amelia Earhart (Nicole Sullivan). Listen to Godcast Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus FOLLOW GOD ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/thetweetofgod GODCAST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/godcast/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

God sits down with dictator, poet and, apparently, nice guy, Joseph Stalin. They bond over their mutual love of suffering. Joan is displeased but, also, happy to be promoted to first banana from second banana, since God isn't a banana at all. Plus, a voicemail prayer from a person who wants a certain politician out of the picture. Listen to Godcast Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus FOLLOW GOD ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/thetweetofgod GODCAST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/godcast/ Summary God welcomes the fabulous icon Judy Garland (Mary Birdsong) to the show to sing some songs and tell a few show-biz stories. However, Judy doesn't seem to be doing well, personally. It's... awkward. She should probably get some help. Plus, God answers a voicemail prayer from a person who wants travel to be easier. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

God welcomes the fabulous icon Judy Garland (Mary Birdsong) to the show to sing some songs and tell a few show-biz stories. However, Judy doesn't seem to be doing well, personally. It's... awkward. She should probably get some help. Plus, God answers a voicemail prayer from a person who wants travel to be easier. Listen to Godcast Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus FOLLOW GOD ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/thetweetofgod GODCAST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/godcast/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In celebration of Father's Day, God has a heart-to-heart conversation with His only Son, Jesus Christ of Nazareth (Gilbert Gottfried), but only after the booking with Billy Crystal falls through. Jesus talks about his love for sleight-of-hand miracles, revises some of His most famous teachings from the Bible, and discusses his struggle with wine addiction. Plus, God answers a voicemail prayer about a name change. Listen to Godcast Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus FOLLOW GOD ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/thetweetofgod GODCAST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/godcast/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Rock's most dynamic frontman Freddie Mercury (Maz Jobrani) joins God in the Heavenly Studio to discuss his early life, Queen, and the meaning behind some of his most famous lyrics. God and Joan also talk Pride Month and God clears up a big misconception about the Bible. Plus, God answers a prayer left as a voicemail. Listen to Godcast Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus FOLLOW GOD ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/thetweetofgod GODCAST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/godcast/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The king of the Greek pantheon Zeus (Yannis Pappas) joins God in the Heavenly Studio, mostly so God can gloat over Zeus' defeat. Zeus talks family history, his relationship drama, and plans for a big comeback. Plus, God answers a prayer about cheese. Listen to Godcast Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus FOLLOW GOD ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/thetweetofgod GODCAST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/godcast/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Noah (Sam Riegel), one of God's favorite people, is in the Heavenly Studio this week to discuss the trials and tribulations of saving the animal kingdom from the Great Flood. Jesus is having some trouble in the booth, but his ability to play the wrist flute is improving. Joan has a question about how, exactly, to define her role on the show. Plus, God answers a prayer about the hair around your butt. Listen to Godcast Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus FOLLOW GOD ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/thetweetofgod GODCAST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/godcast/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

God welcomes the esteemed Supreme Court justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg (Judy Gold) to the Heavenly Studio to discuss her illustrious career, her poorly-timed passing, and her "notorious" nickname. God also announces big changes to the physical constants of the universe. Plus, God answers a prayer about His Twitter account. Listen to Godcast Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus FOLLOW GOD ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/thetweetofgod GODCAST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/godcast/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

God welcomes to the Heavenly Studio one of the biggest dieties from a religion rife with deities, Brahma. God and Brahma discuss Hinduism and God tries to get advice on how to break into the god market in India. Plus, God answers a prayer about fries. Listen to Godcast Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus FOLLOW GOD ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/thetweetofgod GODCAST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/godcast/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mother's Day is coming up, and the mother of all mothers is in the Heavenly Studio this week. The Virgin Mary is on the show to discuss how she and God met, their famous Son, and sexual health. Plus, God answers a prayer from Joan of Arc. Listen to Godcast Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus FOLLOW GOD ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/thetweetofgod GODCAST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/godcast/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

God sits down with Joan of Arc for an evening of conversation at the 92nd Street Y in New York City. God discusses everything from Twitter and cults to justice and the afterlife. Listen to Godcast Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus FOLLOW GOD ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/thetweetofgod GODCAST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/godcast/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Baseball legend Babe Ruth (Hari Kondabolu) stops by the Heavenly Studios to chat with God about his career highlights, the Curse of the Bambino, and growing up in a place called "Pigtown." God and Joan of Arc try to discuss the news, but all the stories sound very familiar. Plus, God answers a prayer from a punk. Listen to Godcast Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus FOLLOW GOD ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/thetweetofgod GODCAST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/godcast/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jason Alexander joins God in the Heavenly studio to talk about the pandemic's impact on Broadway, his friendly relationship with William Shatner, and his brief stand-up comedy career in Australia. God also discusses his plans for 4/20 and addresses the rumors that He and Joan were high for last week's interview. Plus, God answers a prayer about baked potatoes. If you would like to help support the Broadway theater community, donate at Broadwaycares.org/Jason Listen to Godcast Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus FOLLOW GOD ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/thetweetofgod GODCAST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/godcast/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Since last week, God has been caught being unfaithful to our universe. He plays a clip from his recent press conference. Dr. Michio Kaku stops by the Heavenly Studio to discuss the "mind of God" and the quest for a theory of everything. Plus, God answers a prayer very generously. Listen to Godcast Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus FOLLOW GOD ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/thetweetofgod GODCAST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/godcast/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's Godcast's 3466th Seder Spectacular, featuring special guest appearences from Allen Ginsburg and Pharaoh Ramses II (Kevin Shinick). Plus, a very rare interview with the prophet Elijah (Jeff Garlin), who discusses everything from his love of baseball cards to what makes a great prohecy. Listen to Godcast Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus FOLLOW GOD ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/thetweetofgod GODCAST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/godcast/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Penn Jillette graciously speaks to God this week, despite not believing in Him. They discuss showbiz, magic, adolescence, Penn's atheist bonafides and more. Plus, God creepily invades a person's dreams to answer their partner's prayer. Listen to Godcast Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus FOLLOW GOD ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/thetweetofgod GODCAST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/godcast/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lucy Lawless is the guest of honor in the Heavenly Studio this week to discuss "Xena: Warrior Princess," being arrested during a demonstration with Greenpeace, and how New Zealand has handled the pandemic. Joan invites Jesus to speak on the show for the first time in thousands of years. Plus, God answers a prayer about Daylight Savings Time. Listen to Godcast Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus FOLLOW GOD ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/thetweetofgod GODCAST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/godcast/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

God had a very, very busy weekend and is not in a good mood, but cheers Himself up by taking a Thoughtline call from a youngster living in Dallas, Texas, in the early 1960s. The legendary Loch Ness monster (John Hodgman) stops by the Heavenly Studio to plug his new podcast "Loch, Stoch, and Barrel," discuss cryptid politics, and reminisce about some good times he's shared with El Chupacabra. Plus, God answers a prayer about hats. Listen to Godcast Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus FOLLOW GOD ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/thetweetofgod GODCAST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/godcast/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices