NFLMAO

In the first entry into our current coverage of the NFL offseason, we're chatting about forthcoming free agents, franchise tags, the Hammond Bears and more! Stick with us, folks. We'll make it through these football-deficient weekends together.

The Seahawks cruised to a Super Bowl victory of the Pats thanks to their stout defense, incredible running game, and top notch special teams. A full-blown beatdown ensued on the world's biggest stage and we liked it! Plus, we're talking about the enshitification of so many things and looking toward the future. Love you!

The Patriots best the Broncos in the driving snow in a gutsy, defensive bout in the AFC Title game. Sam Darnold gave the best playoff performance in Seattle history as the Seahawks bested the LA Rams in the NFC Championship. We're talking about the state of Minneapolis, we're talking about coaching carousels, we're having zero fun gambling with the jersey bet. Enjoy.

Join us for a recap of a whirlwind divisional round weekend filled with close games, turnovers, and a blowout for good measure courtesy of Seattle. We also chat about the rotating coaching carousel throughout the league including a bonus name thrown into the mix this morning! We're neck and neck on picks and ready to rock and roll for this Sunday!

More coaching dominoes continue to drop. Super Wild Card weekend didn't disappoint. Luke's back down on the jersey picks. Aedan hates CJ Stroud. Enjoy!

We had a tie in regular season picks! You know the deal: winner gets a jersey! Now, the friendly wager is turning into playoff pick 'em where storylines are thick and chunky! John Harbaugh is canned while Tomlin and Rodgers have playoff berth! The Pats are back on top in the AFC while Slinging Sammy Darnold reigns supreme with his Seahawks! Black Monday recap, Super Wild Card musings, and other dealings in this weak's jam-packed episode!

Happy NYE, friends! We're celebrating the end of 2025 by looking back this holiday slate of matchups and ringing in the new year with one final week of regular season football. Playoff implications, tryouts for next season, tanking for draft position, we've got it all!

We begin this episode chopping it up about Notre Dame's purported victimhood after being left out of the College Football Playoffs. If you don't care, skip about 20 minutes into the episode! After that we're chatting about the Pack taking the reins in the NFC North, the parity in the AFC South + NFC West and what it all means for the playoff picture. Plus, Daniel Jones popped his achilles and is out for the season. The Colts are calling up Philip Rivers. Yes, that Philip Rivers. The one that hasn't played in five years. Shocking is an understatement. Enjoy!

Fat and sassy following a holly jolly thanksgiving week with friends, family, and a full plate of football! Your favorite pair of opinionated pigskin aficionados have returned to praise the Bears and call for the jobs of certain GMs. Listen to find out who! Plus, picks and all that good stuff.

We missed a week, Luke has depression, J'Marr Chase pulled a Jalen Carter. It's all fucked! However, we're more than pleased to get back to business with breakdowns of each and every matchup plus picks for the this week's slate! In which we muse...will Stafford "The Lion" be remembered? Does Kwesi deserve to be fired in Minnesota? Was Shadeur sabotaged? All this and more. Enjoy!

Lamar's so back, the Bills bested the Chiefs (in the regular season), the Bears come up clutch, the Lions fall from grace, and Jacoby is QB1 in AZ? We've got all this and more in this week's NFLMAO! Please Note: Kyler was placed on IR after we recorded this.

We stumble our way through another episode. Just barely. Luke's closed the gap in the friendly jersey wager to single digits, only trailing Aedan by seven now! Listen as we recap first-person perspective of the LA Super Chargers big win last week and take you all the way through the rest of the goings on around the league. Happy Halloween! Be safe, folks.

The Jets are 0-7, the Broncos waited to score until the 4th and dropped 33 for the win, Aaron Rodgers got tackled by his own lineman and Aedan's Bears are on a four-game heater. Could shit get any more unpredictable as we enter week 8 of the 2025 Season? Aedan is up ten picks in the Jersey Bet and Luke doesn't know shit about fuck! Enjoy!

We have a whole lot of recapping to do, kicking off with the VERY WATCHABLE GIANTS handing the Eagles their second loss in as many weeks! Luke is down SEVEN picks in the jersey wager and Aedan has gotten cocky. Does DJ Moore hate Caleb? Will it AFC NORTH vs NFC NORTH Super Bowl? All this and more this week!

Aedan had a title he wanted for the episode but our editor can't remember what it was. A rare in-division trade occurs in the wake of Burrow's injury and Browning's blunders. The Browns sent Joe Flacco to the Bengals and he's on track to start this week! Meanwhile, all sorts of shit + shoving matches popped off this past week and we're here to recount it all! Luke's getting mopped up on picks while Aedan continues to reign supreme. Is the gap insurmountable? I'd imagine, yeah.

We recap another wild week of pro pigskin featuring the Chiefs dropping a forty burger (in THIS economy) while Rodgers wass smelling salts and throwing darts in Ireland. The injury bug continues to bite with Nabers, Cheetah headlining the list. Plus, the Browns decide to move on from Flacco and start the rookie in Great Britain.

Special Teams won the weekend with blocked boots and touchdowns too! Isaiah Rodgers Sr. notched PFF's first ever 99.9 performance game as the Vikes routed the Burrowless Bengals. Caleb Williams tosses four touchdowns in Ben Johnsons firsts dub. Plus, Penix got sat in-game for Kirk Cousins which could be a sign of things to come while Daboll is benching Russ for Dart as the New York Football Giants continue to wallow in mediocrity.

The Tush Push. Love it, hate it, indifferent? It works and it's not against the rules? We had a humdinger of a week 2 to recap plust we share our picks for the week to come, featuring a whole host of injured QBs giving way to backups being thrust into the spotlight. Enjoy!

Jalen Hurts is balling. Jalen Carter is spitting. Aaron Rodgers is tossing four touchdowns and Josh Allen is reminding us why he's the reigning MVP. Settle in for a wild week 1 recap including Aedan's bias take on Ohio State vs LSU receivers and our week 2 picks!

Welcome back, folks. We made it. Kicking off the 2025 season with a quick offseason recap detailing Luke's trip to Jared Allen's HOF Enshrinement, a fleeting mention of Aedan's nuptials, and a fresh new jersey bet + picks to accompany week 1. Let's enjoy another great season!