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Bill Burr rants about relationship advice, sports and the Illuminati.
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2Bill rambles about school photos, religion, and the phrase 'I Will Say'. Quo: Try QUO for free PLUS get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to http://www.Quo.com/BURR Hims: To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Weight Loss, and more, visit http://www.Hims.com/BURR
Bill rambles with hockey legend Rick Middleton about his time with the Bruins and his new documentary 'ICE GOLD'. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (48:42) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 3-5-18 - Bill sits down with musician Al Jourgensen. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Pink Floyd - Coming Back to Life (Pulse) Zip Recruiter: Try for free at http://www.ZipReCruiter.com/BURR SimpliSafe: My listeners can get 50% off a new system by visiting http://www.Simplisafe.com/BURR Squarespace: Head to http://www.squarespace.com/BURR for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use OFFER CODE: BURR Fast Growing Trees: Right now, they have great deals on spring planting essentials, up to half off on select plants. And listeners to our show get TWENTY PERCENT OFF their first purchase when using the code BURR at checkout at http://www.FastGrowingTrees.com
Bill rambles about war, reaction videos, and dog advice. Zip Recruiter: Try for free at http://www.ZipReCruiter.com/BURR SimpliSafe: My listeners can get 50% off a new system by visiting http://www.Simplisafe.com/BURR Squarespace: Head to http://www.squarespace.com/BURR for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use OFFER CODE: BURR Fast Growing Trees: Right now, they have great deals on spring planting essentials, up to half off on select plants. And listeners to our show get TWENTY PERCENT OFF their first purchase when using the code BURR at checkout at http://www.FastGrowingTrees.com
Bill rambles about being a Disney dad, hockey, and flying. Helix: A study they ran found that 82% of those involved saw an increase in their deep sleep cycle while sleeping on a Helix mattress. Go to http://www.helixsleep.com/BURR for 27% Off Sitewide. Truewerk: Don't let cheap gear slow you down this winter. Upgrade your day with workwear built like it matters. Get 15% off your first order at http://www.TRUEWERK.com/BURR (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (34:09) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 2-26-18 - Bill rambles about the Bruins, inspirational speakers, and guns. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Mitch Murder - Breaking Waves
Bill rambles about Team USA, turmoil, and Italy v. France. Helix: A study they ran found that 82% of those involved saw an increase in their deep sleep cycle while sleeping on a Helix mattress. Go to http://www.helixsleep.com/BURR for 27% Off Sitewide. Truewerk: Don't let cheap gear slow you down this winter. Upgrade your day with workwear built like it matters. Get 15% off your first order at http://www.TRUEWERK.com/BURR
Bill rambles about Olympic hockey, A.I. Self-Help Videos, and reading a book. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (36:36) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 2-19-26 - Bill rambles about Lent, Titties, and Ben Franklin. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Night Moves - State Sponsored Psychosis
Bill rambles about the Files, L.A. Rain, and Hurling. Butcher Box: As an exclusive offer, new listeners can get their choice between organic ground beef, chicken breast or ground turkey in every box for a year, plus $20 off when you go to http://www.ButcherBox.com/BURR Policy Genius: Head to http://policygenius.com/BILLBURR to compare life insurance quotes from top companies and see how much you could save. SimpliSafe: Protect your home today and enjoy 50% off a new SimpliSafe system with professional monitoring at http://www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR Hims: Get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Weight Loss, and more, at http://www.Hims.com/BURR
Bill rambles about island level politics, the meaning of life, and gibberish. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast(33:18) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 2-12-18 - Bill rambles with comedian Kevin Shea. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Dave Matthews Band - Lie in Our Graves (Portugal 5-25-07) Momentous: Right now, Momentous is offering our listeners up to 35% off your first order with promo code BURR at http://www.livemomentous.com and use promo code BURR for up to 35% off your first order
Bill rambles about the Super Bowl, the Bay Area, and birds. Coast: No contracts, no commitments, just a smarter, simpler way to keep your operations tight and your crews moving. Coast Pay is offering our listeners free gas for a day when you get started at http://www.coastpay.com/BURR
Bill rambles about not going to the game, drumming at Dean's Birthday Show, and the Seahawks stadium beer scam. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (29:28) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 2-5-18 - Bill rambles about Eagles historic win, man titted c-notes, and F1. (01:37:48) - Anything Better Podcast Super Bowl Preview - The Super Bowl is here! Bill and Paul make their picks and wrap up the season. Zip Recruiter: Try for free at http://www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR Kalshi: Kalshi is where you put your money where your prediction is. Download the Kalshi app and get $10 when you deposit with code BURR
Bill rambles about spiritual whores, his top five birds, and Cleo's legay. Kalshi: Download the Kalshi app and get $10 when you deposit with code BURR SimpliSafe: Protect your home today and enjoy 50% off a new SimpliSafe system with professional monitoring at http://www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR Squarespace: Go to http://www.Squarespace.com for a free trial, with code BURR to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.
Bill rambles about the NFL Hall of Fame, live sporting events, and childhood music. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (31:46) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-29-18 - Bill rambles with comedian Todd Rexx.
Bill rambles about the Patriots, old school MTV, and drug names. Momentous: Right now, Momentous is offering our listeners up to 35% off your first order with promo code BURR at http://www.livemomentous.com Truewerk: Don't let cheap gear slow you down this winter. Upgrade your day with workwear built like it matters. Get 15% off your first order at http://www.Truewerk.com code BURR. HIms: Get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Weight Loss, and more at http://www.Hims.com/BURR
Bill rambles about his garage door, the rulers, and the future. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (30:13) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-22-18 - Bill rambles about the Patriots, kids, and self preservation. (01:42:08) - Anything Better NFL Championship Preview - Only three games left! Bill and Paul go into Championship weekend having gone 3-4 a piece during the divisional games.
Bill rambles about the playoffs, woman getting life insurance, and being the executor of a trust. Butcher Box: As an exclusive offer, new listeners can get their choice between filet mignon, ny strip or chicken breast in every box for a year, PLUS $20 off when you go to http://www.ButcherBox.com/BURR SquareSpace: Check out http://www.squarespace.com/BURR or a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use code BURR to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Helix: Go to http://www.helixsleep.com/BURR for 27% Off Sitewide Exclusive for listeners of Monday Morning Podcast Policy Genius: Head to http:///policygenius.com/BILLBURR to compare life insurance quotes from top companies and see how much you could save.
Bill rambles about flightless birds, new music, and breathwork. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (29:51) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback - Bill rambles about the Mall Of America, quarterback names, and ex wives. (01:30:39) - Anything Better Divisional Playoff Preview - Bill and Paul both went 5-1 on Wild Card Weekend. They talk about this week's Divisional Rounds, and more appropriately named teams. Coast: Coast Pay is offering our listeners free gas for a day when you get started at http://www.coastpay.com/BURR Butcher Box: Your choice of filet mignon, New York strip, or ribeye in every box for an entire year, plus $20 off your first box, and free shipping always http://www.ButcherBox.com/BURR
Bill rambles about writing the hockey show, playoffs, and charities. Quo: No missed calls. No missed customers. Try QUO for free and get 20% off your first 6 months at http://www.Quo.com/burr SimpliSafe: Get 50% off any new system, this month only. It’s a great time to upgrade to security that actually helps stop crime before it starts. http://www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR
Bill rambles about Seattle, ear pods, and drugs. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (32:26) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-8-18 - Bill rambles about Zombies, Playoffs, and The Golden Globes. (01:38:21) - Anything Better Podcast with Bill Burr & Paul Virzi - Wildcard weekend is here! Bill couldn't break .500 for the regular season, but the best weekend of football is here.
Bill rambles about the perfect arena, the power of a snow plow and breaking up over the winter. SquareSpace: Check out http://www.squarespace.com/BURR for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use code BURR to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Coast: Unlike old fuel cards, Coast works everywhere Visa is accepted. Every gas station, every brand, every time. Your drivers aren’t detouring just to find the one station that takes your card. Right now, Coast Pay is offering our listeners free gas for a day when you get started at http://www.coastpay.com/BURR ZipRecruiter: 4 out of 5 employers who post on ZipRecruiter get a quality candidate within the first day. Try free at http://www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR
Bill rambles about drums & donuts, 'Is This Thing On', and tablas. SimpliSafe: This month only, take 50% off any new system at http://www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR
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The Edmonton Eskimos changed their name to the Elks
Honestly Bill, I have never seen an episode of Magnum PI, but I have seen Mr. Baseball multiple times with Selleck batting lefty. Decent Swing.
quit crying bawling Billy, you won
the cardinal is an enemy of the blue jay
it was called Born Rich. it's a wild documentary!
Billy no mates, bill big bollocks
your awesome
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No matter how much pay you give to a politician, the greed will always be there.
If you pay cash, the tip option will not come up. Also, if you feel like giving a tip, give it in cash, discretely and directly to your waiter. Fuck the corporate greed.
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lol, vaping is fireless so how can it really cause fires?
only stupid people give their allegiance to a single political party. commonly referred to as sheep.
disneyland? I don't think I can stoop that low.
Moto GP...zzzzzzzzzz
Sadly, the internet has developed into nothing but an advertising platform. You used to be able to find out real information, real quick. Now, half the time don't know you're clicking on an advertised sponsored piece of bullshit. Turn off things like your Google news feed by turning off discover there is a start. Getting off of the internet is a real good thing.
11/24/25
stop it with the football play-by-play
Too bad you took that Saudi blood money Bill. Admit it was a mistake and donate the money to something good!