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Bill Burr rants about relationship advice, sports and the Illuminati.
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Bill rambles with MotoGP legend Freddie Spencer about the sport of racing, developing a sixth sense, and professional nightmares. 00:00 - Thursday Afternoon Podcast 43:34 - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 12-11-17 - Bill sits down with comic and friend Harris Stanton and responds to listener emails. 01:56:25 - Anything Better Podcast - NFL Week 15 Preview with Paul Virzi. Bill and Paul are joined by former NFL Tight End and commentator Greg Olsen. Greg sets the fellas straight when it comes to game time emotions and going for the two point conversion.
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Bill rambles about breakthroughs, a bike ride, and the valley. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (30:35) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 12-4-17 - Bill rambles about la-z-boys, college playoffs, and nosy neighbors. (01:54:06) - Anything Better Podcast - NFL Week 14 Preview with Paul Virzi. Bill went 3-1 and Paul went 2-2. They talk about the weeks games as well as crazy people in public, the scene in New Orleans, and Lane Kiffin's move. SimpliSafe: This month only, take 50% off any new system. This is one of the best prices you will ever see for SimpliSafe. Go to http://www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR Helix: Take the Helix Sleep Quiz and find your perfect mattress in under two minutes. Go to http://www.HelixSleep.com/burr for 20% off sitewide.
Bill rambles about diabolical behavior, holiday bums, and driverless cars. Quo: From solo operators to growing teams, Quo helps businesses stay connected and look professional. Try it for free when you go to www.Quo.com/burr. ZipRecruiter: Try for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/burr
Bill rambles about Thanksgiving heroes, inventory habits, and life after public schools. SimpliSafe: Go to www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR today and you will get 60% off any new system. This is their best deal of the year—you won’t ever see a better price.
Bill rambles with Ms. Pat about inner city Smokey The Bear, acreage, and her new show 'Ms. Pat Settles It'. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (55:23) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 11-20-17 - Bill rambles about filming nature, Malcom Young, and social media. (02:06:24) - Anything Better Podcast - NFL Week 12 Preview with Paul Virzi. Paul had a week that says he's on his way to being ready to being back. Bill's best game was a push, losing the other three. They talks about teams partying in Vegas and the half a point.
Bill rambles about Vancouver, the Eddie Murphy documentary, and being clean. Squarespace: Check out www.squarespace.com/BURR for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use code BURR to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Cornbread Hemp: Right now, Monday Morning Podcast listeners can save 30% on their first order! Just head to www.cornbreadhemp.com/BURR and use code BURR at checkout. Hims: To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit www.Hims.com/BURR
Bill rambles about old ESPN, food, and Canada. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (30:56) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 11-13-17 - Bill rambles about F1 robberies, Brad Paisley, and the Cellar Table. (01:39:28) - Anything Better Podcast - NFL Week 11 Preview with Paul Virzi. The unthinkable happened. Paul went 0-4 and Bill went 3-1. Bill is (correction) 19-20-1. Paul is 11-28-1. TRUEWERK: Upgrade your day with workwear built like it matters. Get 15% off your first order at www.TRUEWERK.com with code BURR. Ridge Wallet: For a limited time, Ridge is having their huge Black Friday Sale. Head to www.Ridge.com to get up to 47% off your order.
Bill rambles about city sidewalks, beer koozies, and Pharaoh feminism. Quo: From solo operators to growing teams, Quo helps businesses stay connected and look professional. Quo is offering my listeners 20% off your first 6 months at www.Quo.com/BURR Robinhood: Get started today at www.robinhood.com/yourmoney
Bill rambles about underage dolls, how to forgive people, and online shopping. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (33:04) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 11-7-17 - Bill rambles about Milwaukee, electrolytes, and being full of shit. (01:39:10) - Anything Better Podcast - NFL Week 10 Preview with Paul Virzi. Bill is .500 and Paul still believes. The fellas make their picks and talk about coffee, smash burgers, and dumb smart people. SimpliSafe: Go to www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR today and you will get 60% off any new system. This is their best deal of the year—you won’t ever see a better price. SquareSpace: Check out squarespace.com/BURR for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use code BURR to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.
Bill rambles about the states, the World Series, and gym clothes. Hydrow: Skip the gym, not the workout—stay on track with the new Hydrow Arc, Hydrow’s most advanced rower yet. For a limited time, go to www.Hydrow.com and use code BURR to get $100 off any Hydrow rower—including Arc. ZipRecruiter: Try for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR Helix: Go to www.HelixSleep.com/BURR for 20% off sitewide. Cornbread Hemp: Listeners can save 30% on their first order at www.cornbreadhemp.com/BURR and use code BURR at checkout.
Bill rambles about homeless freedom, Sandy Kofax, and old people. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast(25:43) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 10-30-25 - Bill does his first live podcast at the ATC Podcast Festival l in Phoenix, Arizona.(01:47:50) - Anything Better Podcast - NFL Week 9 Preview with Paul Virzi. Everyone went 2-2 and Paul took a beating in the afternoon games. They talk world series, and the serial killer rehabilitation trend.
Bill rambles about 90's heroine chic roller coaster malfunctions, and heli-hogging. Squarespace: Head to www.squarespace.com/BURR for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use OFFER CODE: (BURR) to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Hims: To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit www.Hims.com/BURR
Bill rambles about unsavory characters in sports, chaperoning a school field trip, and 'they'. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (32:18) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 10-23-17 - Bill rambles about considering taking mushrooms, dying, and his Austin weekend. (01:26:43) - Anything Better Podcast - NFL Week 8 Preview with Paul Virzi. Bill did it again with a 3-1 week. Paul holding on with 2-2. Both are below .500 for the year. SimpliSafe: Right now, my listeners can save 50% on a SimpliSafe home security system at www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR Policy Genius: Secure your family’s future with Policygenius. Head to www.policygenius.com/BILLBURR to compare life insurance quotes from top companies and see how much you could save.
Bill rambles about Shoehei Ohtani, the Godfather Pt II, and cabbage. Mizzen & Main: Mizzen & Main is offering our listeners 20% off your first purchase at mizzenandmain.com, promo code BURR20.
Bill rambles about bears in the woods, open carry laws, and man made salmon. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (31:06) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 10-16-17 - Bill rambles about the NFL caring, moving your head, and shoplifting. (01:43:24) - Anything Better Podcast - NFL Week 7 Preview with Paul Virzi. Bill is carrying Paul with another 3-1 week. Paul is on life support with another 1-3 week. Truewerk: Upgrade your day with workwear built like it matters. Get 15% off your first order at www.TRUEWERK.com with code BURR. Robinhood: You expect more from yourself. Expect more from your money. Get started today at www.robinhood.com/yourmoney BetMGM: Download the app and use code BURR
Bill rambles about windows, evolution, and the boroughs.
Bill rambles with drummer Dave Elitch (Weezer, The Mars Volta) about his new program for drummers 'Your Mind's Ear' available now at www.DaveElitch.com (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (32:47) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 10-9-17- Bill rambles about the Swamp, Rosie the Riveter, and the Coast Guard. (01:58:20) - Anything Better Podcast - NFL Week 6 Preview with Paul Virzi - Bill rescues his record a bit by going 3-1 and Paul does the unthinkable and goes 0-4. Both their records sit at 5-14-1 through the first 5 weeks. SimpliSafe: Go to www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR to claim 50% off a new system. Squarespace: Check out www.SquareSpace.com/BURR for a free trial with the code BURR to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Hims: To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit www.Hims.com/BURR
Bill rambles about the Patriots, old photos, and space exploration. Quo: Go to Quo dot com slash burr to get started with a free trial and get 20% off your first six months at www.Quo.com/BURR ZipRecruiter: Try Zip Recruiter for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR Helix: Go to www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR 27% Off Sitewide Exclusive my listeners
Bill rambles about water in the basement, diving on the ground, and going to the Doctors. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (28:14) -Thursday Afternoon Throwback 10-2-25 - Bill rambles about the Fall, the Sun Belt Conference, and fatties. (01:41:35) - Anything Better Podcast - NFL Week 5 Preview with Paul Virzi. Paul has a redemption week going 3-1. Bill has brought his win column up to 2 for the year. Mizzen and Main: Right now, Mizzen & Main is offering our listeners 20% off your first purchase at mizzenandmain.com, promo code BURR20.
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Moto GP...zzzzzzzzzz
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11/24/25
stop it with the football play-by-play
Too bad you took that Saudi blood money Bill. Admit it was a mistake and donate the money to something good!
$ellout Burr gfy! Enjoy your money because your fans don't like sellouts.
hypocrital sellout
Old Billy Bloodmoney
see ya later, Billy Baghdad. You let a lot of us down with taking the Riyadh money.
I can't listen to or support anyone who took Saudi money. Goodbye.
I always love it when Nia shows up! Hearing her and Bill together is just so sweet. Him making her laugh at all the ad reads had me dying!
Thank you for getting Ready pernub stuck in my head forever
We have to put bill in noisy and busy environments more often. This is gold
I am literally the hot chick with a sleeve tattoo who is great at pool. Thanks for the unintended shout-out!
U laugh like a cat with a ball of hair stock in his throat
Take the key fob out of your back pocket.
Such a funny cunt
you had me at burned bacon.
grolp
bad art is good art! & Green Bay is a small town team like buffalo, the NFL just doesn't like that it's not One owner to convince.