The Bar is Open with Beth and Greg Podcast

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Good Lord, we might be the luckiest and best country on the planet, who am I kidding, the US is the Greatest. You want to know why? Because we don't have insane liquor prices like the rest of the world and giant spiders only exist in Australia. OH! The fuk-off lady went viral this week(video), let's watch that, Liquid Death (not a sponsor - but would love you to be) has an amazing commercial, and the Top 5 Ways to survive a Nuke Strike, because the end is near. Grab a stiff drink, it's all going to end soon. Love you! #alcohol #liquiddeath #love #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/  

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Kiefer has gone and done it again, he got himself arrested in an Uber and this story is as crazy as he is. The DOD has a sex toy problem evidently, they keep on getting the adult toys. Trump flipped off a guy, that's always fun. Oh, and gravity is going to turn off this summer. Plus, we've got a real or fake creepy video, and a whole lot more! Grab a bottle of your favorite juice and kick back! #Kiefer #Trump #gravity #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/

Welcome to The Bar is Open! It's Beth's Birthday so we need to have a chat about aging. How old do you feel? It's always nice to know what inventions have been created since 1970 by year. A crazy kid wants to take everyone out, a dude has 100 skeletons on his property, and the man with the world's smallest peen. There's a whole lot more going on in here. It's also Beth's Whiskey Review Time, she doesn't know. Grab a drink, it's time to celebrate Beth! Cheers! #1970 #age #getting older #Birthday #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/

Welcome to The Bar is Open! The Food Pyramid has been updated along with the alcohol consumption recommendations. Let's all rejoice! Let's also dive into the new estimated costs of eating better. Cardi B has a recommendation for eating bananas. A video of frog leg's that might not be on your menu. Plus, the insane new NYC Tenant Advocate is upset people found out she's rich. Grab a drink, sit back and relax, the weekend is almost here. #foodpyramid #meatandfats #cardib #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Are you ready for 2026? Do you have your new year's goal? We've got some weirdness to catch up on. The Pope is getting ready for aliens, stupid criminals haven't changed, some 2026 predictions from the OG Nostradamus, and some more questionable meat going through Chicago. Nothing unusual about that. It's 2026 and let's get it kicked off right with some plans for the year, a lot of crazy, and a Friday Night Feel Good! #Crazy2026 #ChatGPT #Nostradamus #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/  

Welcome to The Bar is Open! It's time! Crack open the champagne, get out the caviar, get the hot dogs roasting, we're leaving 2025 behind! Let's wrap this year up in a bun and smother it in ketchup, because it was weird as shit! Grab whatever you're pre-gaming with, and let's get ready to kick off 2026! #newyearseve #2026 #pregame #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/  

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Ever heard of Doll Mom? Well, it's a crazy story. Things people insert into themselves. Beth shares a crazy dating story. Plus, a bunch of other random stories. Cheers! #dollmom #uglybaby #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/  

It's Christmas Eve and we're all out running around, cooking, getting last minute gifts, let's take a minute and chill. Grab a quick glass of chardonnay and relax. A little you time. Because we all know life is about to get even crazier over the next 24 hours. #christmasdecoration #elfontheshelf #grinch #family #comedy #podcast Follow us: Pics are on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Spotify Link: https://tinyurl.com/3v8hv32b Apple Podcast: https://tinyurl.com/26j5jnbp Beth LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/  

Welcome to The Bar is Open! It's the one show this week, so let's go big! A woman was arrested after 40 years on the run. Skydiving might not be for us. The new Karen name for the kids. The Target lady who was targeted by a Karen. Plus, well, a ton more. Grab your pre-holiday drinks and let's start celebrating now. Cheers! #Tagert #skydiving #womanarrested #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/  

Welcome to The Bar is Open! It's Friday and there was lobster, in San Antonio! A driver teleported into a car and then crashed it. Hire a husband is a thing in Latvia. It's the end of the world again, and a whole lot more! Grab a drink, buckle back in, and let's launch this shit rocket! #Husband #lobster #Teleport #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/  

Welcome to The Bar is Open! The U.S. is the greatest at a very specific thing, what do you think it is? A plane crashed and landed on a car in Florida. A dude acts like a baby, and he's married. McDonald's went crazy with a commercial. Triggered women go a little crazy over a paint color. Plus, we've got some great feel goods and a whole bunch more! Grab a hot chocolate and relax, it's almost the Holiday's. #Planecrash #Fword #travel #Teleport #shopping #criminals #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/  

Welcome to The Bar is Open! I blame Beth for tonight's main story, Butt Breathing Explained. WTF is Scrommiting? Googles most searched Sex terms, White ladies and a bear, Granny Ripper, and a ton more. Grab a drink, sit back, relax and let's get into some weirdness. #buttbreathing #whitelady #bear #criminals #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/  

Welcome to The Bar is Open! It's that time of year when everything is dark and cold, winter. Let's brighten that day up with a Drunk Raccoon, a Pissed of Passenger, and a Bald Eagle getting even! Plus, we've got a ton of other great stories to make you feel better about your life, maybe. Grab a midweek drink and cozy up, The Bar is Open! #trashpanda #travel #baldeagle #shopping #criminals #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/  

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Black Friday isn't what it once was, now it's full of online arguing. Bring back the aggression! 79-year-old looking for a new wife, let's help him out. Stupid criminal says the voices told him to eat the beef jerky. Stranger Things is back! Plus, Bald Eagles are evil, cocaine shrimp, and a bunch more. Grab a beer, it's shopping time! #blackfriday #shopping #criminals #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/  

Welcome to The Bar is Open! It's Thanksgiving and we're being thankful. We've git a fun show for your pre-turkey day adventures. First story, Her Balls Hurt, yup... Tempe Tavern busted for underage drinking. A babysitter is needed for an insane woman. Iran has some new robots, and they're still stupid. Plus, a whole lot more for the evening. Grab a cup of gravy and a beer and settle in! #Thanksgiving #bethankful #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/  

Welcome to The Bar is Open! A turtle was rescued from a drug house, let's name him. A failed 3-some leads to arrests. Oscar the Robot is not what we were expecting. And a whole bunch of other crazy stuff right before Thanksgiving! Get your sippy cup full of wine, you're gonna need it! #Tortoise #3somefail #oscartherobot #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/  

Welcome to The Bar is Open! It's Hump Day! Grab a drink and buckle up, we've got some craziness for you. It's World Toilet Day, everyone deserves a sh*tter, a man tried to smuggle birds and pass them off as his twig, kids are basically evil, your dreams are meant to terrorize you, a Florida Man and a chicken, and so much more! Might want to grab another drink now. Cheers! #worldtoiletday #oldage #chinasurveillance #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/  

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Tonight we're all about finding Beth just the right job for her next career. Let's use some Ai to help narrow the results, plus crowd sourcing ideas is always a good idea. Also, Apple released the lamest new item to buy, the penny is dead, Florida-man takes his chickens seriously, plus a whole bunch more. It's Friday, grab a frosty drink and buckle up! #jobhunt #iPhonepocket #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Oh boy, people are getting dumber and we're going to show you just how. Let's bring back the Tide Pod Challenge. Raw dogging doing nothing, 6 7 is the word of the year, and a bunch more. Plus, a reminder not to insert things into yourself. Plus, a whole bunch more! Grab a Fall drink and settle in! #dumb #rawdog #67 #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/  

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Tonight we have the mythical story of the Dong So Gig, it caused a divorce. A near roller coaster disaster, aliens, and an all-new Beth's Whiskey Review! Grab a drink and let's kick this Friday night off! #incompatible #Rollercoaster #whiskeyreview #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/