Astrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan Podcast

IT’S PISCES SEASON!!!!The gals want to wish Pisces the happiest of birthdays. And they suspect this group might include Susan Miller! Susan famously (and repeatedly) says that she never reveals her age or her sign, but Laura and Alex think they’ve gotten to the bottom of her secrets. The episode starts with a discussion of Susan’s note to her readers. After last month’s dramatic health updates, the March note sticks to an astrological recap and a thorough review of the Business Woman portfolio. Laura and Alex also review some of Susan’s latest social media posts and bemoan their inability to find a romantic castle at the last minute. Next is a recap of the Pisces forecast, and even Laura, a Taurus whose sign is always the most favored by Susan, has to admit that Pisces babies are the golden children this March. The horoscope is extremely positive, and Susan leaves no stone unturned when she explains the planets and their activities to Pisces this month. There’s even an appearance by Susan Miller: Financial Planner, who gives practical advice on how to maintain a good credit score. Alex then tells Scorpio about March, which Susan describes as a fragrant bouquet. The planets are partying (the moon even shows up in a glamorous satin dress!) in the house of true love so watch out for a fleet of cupids, who might show up unexpectedly to zing you! Susan feels this is a good thing, but the gals aren’t so sure. Laura ends the episode with a breakdown of the Taurus forecast. Evidently March is a time to cut loose and have fun. Susan orders Taurus to mix and mingle, while also taking care of their health, which could be in jeopardy toward the end of the month. Wise words from a woman who just had Covid! Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: Note from Susan Miller: 2:34Pisces: 19:50Scorpio: 34:21Taurus: 46:50Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.Links:Read each episode’s transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.com

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AQUARIUS!!!!! Susan Miller didn’t publish the forecasts until more than one third of this short month had passed, but that does not detract from the excitement that the planets are out there doing things to make February incredible for all. Laura and Alex begin the episode with a recap of Susan’s note to her readers. In this month’s note, Susan explains why the forecasts were posted so late, which serves as both a health update and a real estate update. Susan is also forced to include some astrological predictions here because the planets are extremely busy with eclipses, retrogrades, and moons galore this February. Next up is Susan’s glowing horoscope for Aquarius. Saturn and Uranus have teamed up to make sure Aquarius has a positive birthday full of forward movement. And although Saturn is tough and could force Aquarius to earn a cosmic MBA this month, he may also bring prizes! The gals then take some time to discuss the current events. Susan Miller doesn’t love to talk about the goings-on of the world, but the gals can’t resist a conversation about the arrest of Prince Andrew, an Aquarian who saw Susan’s predictions come true with his recent arrest. Laura then lets Taurus know all about February. Unsurprisingly, since Taurus is the astrological favorite, the forecast is spectacular. And if there was any doubt that the beautiful Taureans are Susan’s chosen people, she reveals that not only will Taurus have a lovely Valentine's Day, but they’ll have another day in early March that’s so wonderful for love that it's like their own personal Taurus Valentine’s Day two weeks later. Finally Alex tells her fellow Scorps that they have the possibility of realizing a personal dream this month! She also tries to make sense of an inscrutable note she put in her calendar related to one of Susan’s predictions about love. Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: Note from Susan Miller: 2:45Aquarius: 7:01Taurus: 20:01Scorpio: 33:23Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.Links:Read each episode’s transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.com

IT’S YOUR TIME TO SHINE, CAPRICORN! Happy New Year! And welcome to season 6 of the podcast! This month’s forecast is so good that Susan Miller wants absolutely everyone to know. It’s safe to say that Susan is obsessed with January. After a short discussion about the passage of time, Laura and Alex begin the episode with a recap of Susan’s January note to her readers. Susan opens with a short description of the spectacular month ahead and a brief health update, but spends most of the note in full Business Woman mode. The gals have never been more convinced that Susan receives kickbacks from Big Fedex. First up is a discussion of Capricorn’s forecast, which could not be better. In fact, Laura and Alex can’t remember reading such a positive outlook for any sign in years. The planets have partnered up to make sure that the Caps have a birthday to remember. And at the risk of hyperbole, the January 18 new moon should prove to be the greatest thing to happen to anyone ever. Laura then tells her Tauruses about the January horoscope, which is almost as good as the forecast for Capricorn. As always, everything is going great in the tenth house of honors, awards, and achievements. And Laura is very happy to report Susan used one of her greatest turns of phrase to describe Taurus during the February 1 full moon: luckier than a leprechaun! Lastly Alex recaps this month’s forecast for Scorpio. It seems that the planets have never gotten along so well, which will lead to a new moon so incredible that, according to Susan, astrologers have been calling each other to marvel at how wonderful it is. Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: Note from Susan Miller: 3:00Capricorn: 11:00Taurus: 18:50Scorpio: 24:12Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.Links:Read each episode’s transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.com

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SAGITARRIUS!!!Susan Miller is back after a successful kidney surgery to say that things are looking up for the end of the year! The horoscopes are short, but they’re positive, and after a year of meh forecasts, that’s what matters. The gals begin the episode by acknowledging that December 2025 is the 30th anniversary of Astrology Zone! That’s right, 30 years ago Susan Miller created a website that would mark the beginning of the astrological internet. The celebrations are on hold while Susan handles her medical issues, but the gals can’t wait to see what she has planned to honor this momentous achievement. Next up Laura and Alex have a conversation whose topic was suggested by a listener! During last month’s episode, Alex’s dad noticed that Susan asked for prayers from her listeners for her surgery, which led him to wonder about the relationship between astrology and religion. The gals share his findings and talk about what they think about this keen observation from a very thoughtful Scorpio! A discussion of Susan’s note to her readers follows and there’s a lot to cover. It’s December, which means that the Astrology Zone calendar is ready to be shipped (via FedEx, ideally). As always, Susan gives us a detailed description of the calendar and its production process, but there’s a bonus this year! To show that her calendar is produced entirely across the United States, Susan supplies the names and locations of everyone who works on it. Laura and Alex are absolutely thrilled to have so much new information about the inner workings of the Astrology Zone empire. Finally, the gals tell Sagittarius they have a wonderful birthday month ahead that includes romance and buckets of money! Laura then informs Taurus about the countless dazzling golden triangles that will result in an incredible December, and Alex tells her Scorps that they should consider going into the luxury goods business. Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: Listener Topic: 07:40Note from Susan Miller: 16:01Sagittarius: 27:30Taurus: 33:35Scorpio: 40:32Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.Links:Read each episode’s transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.comListen to WAX CHATTY wherever you get your podcasts: https://waxchatty.buzzsprout.com/ 

HAPPY SCORPIO SEASON!!!!The gals are happy to report that November isn’t nearly as terrifying as Susan Miller predicted it would be in her October horoscopes. Phew! Speaking of Susan’s delivery of the forecasts, an unexpected event occurred this month: the horoscopes were posted early! Laura and Alex begin the episode by discussing this unprecedented occurrence. This leads into a review of Susan’s note to her readers, where we learn why she was able to post the horoscopes in such a timely manner. You guessed it! It’s time for a Susan Miller health update. A recap of the horoscopes is up next, but there’s not a lot to report, due to Susan’s aforementioned health issue. However, Alex begins by telling her Scorps all about their birthday month. There’s an emphasis on money and partnerships, and Scorpio should circle November 16 on the calendar, which could prove to be an incredible day. Next Laura lets Taurus know what to expect this month (and for some reason also in June 2026 because Susan felt the need to include this in her very brief November 2025 forecast). Apparently Taurus will face both a riddle and a challenge this month! It’s not entirely clear what that means. As always, Susan Miller leaves us with far more questions than answers. The episode ends with the gals looking toward December, which is the 30th anniversary of Astrology Zone! Also known as the moment when Susan invented the astrological internet. It’s definitely a moment to celebrate, and Laura and Alex are ready to participate in a television special that highlights Susan’s trailblazing contributions to the field and to the world! Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: Note from Susan Miller: 6:19Scorpio: 16:14Taurus: 23:00Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.Links:Read each episode’s transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.com

IT’S YOUR TIME TO SHINE, LIBRA!!!Well, sort of. Susan Miller is so focused on the terror that awaits all of us this November that she doesn’t devote nearly enough of her forecast this month to October and Libra season. So Laura and Alex want to wish the Libras an especially happy birthday since Susan doesn’t seem equipped to do so at this moment. The episode begins with an update from Laura in Hawaii. She has been tracking the activity of a local volcano, the explosive vibes of which turn out to be in line with Susan’s forecasts this month. Laura also reveals that she was granted access to Susan’s Discord by a friend and noticed a number of posts from someone the gals dub Maybe-Valerie, the possible successor to Not-Courtney. The gals then turn to Susan’s note to her readers. Let’s just say that Susan did not enjoy September 2025. She gives an update on her apartment woes and on her most recent Susan Miller Business Woman initiative, which sadly was the victim of eclipse season! That’s right–the Fireside Chat Network was eclipsed out. Laura and Alex report on the entire debacle, which includes detailed instructions from Susan Miller Customer Service Representative on how subscribers can request a refund. Next up is a discussion of the horoscopes. The gals believe that Susan’s terrible September influenced her writing this month because her predictions are A LOT. And not in a positive way. In all the October forecasts that the gals read, Susan feels compelled to focus on November, a month that evidently no one will enjoy and will be lucky to get out of alive. Laura and Alex tell Libra what to expect in October, but mostly what to expect in November. Then Laura informs Taurus that while Jupiter is on their side, they must accomplish everything in October before the terror of November hits, and Alex warns Scorpio about the awful birthday month that awaits them. The episode ends with Laura’s attempts to make everyone feel better after such traumatic horoscopes. Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: Note from Susan Miller: 07:45Libra: 17:46Taurus: 25:48Scorpio: 34:08Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.Links:Read each episode’s transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.com

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, VIRGO!!!!Susan Miller declares that you are the star of the zodiac this month, so get ready to shine! After a somewhat professional countdown to air, Laura and Alex start the episode with a special embezzlement update, also known as the time when they discuss whether Susan made any accurate predictions the month before. And it turns out that the whole world was embezzled because Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce announced their engagement on what Susan forecasted as the flirtiest day of the year. Great job, Susan! Next up the gals recap Susan’s note to her readers, which is all about the upcoming eclipses in Virgo and Pisces. These eclipses are mostly positive, so of course Susan can’t resist reminding her readers about the chaotic and life-ruining eclipses that Scorpio and Taurus brought into the world a few years ago. Laura and Alex kindly request that Susan cool it on the Taurus/Scorp slander! The second half of the note is dedicated to Susan’s new show on the Fireside Chat platform, so there is much to learn from Susan Miller Business Woman and Susan Miller Tech Support. Then it’s time for Virgo’s positive birthday horoscope. There are a number of exciting things in Virgo’s chart this month, but unfortunately the forecast is mostly a repurposed version of Susan’s essay on eclipses. Finally the gals tell Scorpio and Taurus what to expect this September. Alex informs her Scorps that a party full of smiling people is a possibility, and Laura tells Taurus to stop waffling because decisions must (and will!) be made. Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: Note from Susan Miller: 4:00Virgo: 12:58Scorpio: 24:58Taurus: 34:53Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.Links:Read each episode’s transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.com

HAPPY LEO SEASON!!!Susan Miller has a lot to say this August, although most of it is about her newest Business Woman initiative. After a brief chat about AI and sparkly shoes, the gals jump right into a discussion of Susan’s note to her readers, where the exciting collaboration that was teased in July is revealed! Laura and Alex made a number of guesses last month about what this new venture could be, and it should come as no surprise that these two Susan experts basically nailed it. The episode continues with a big birthday wish for Leo! Although Susan didn’t devote any words to Leo (or astrology at all) in her note because she was too busy with business, she makes up for it here with the promise of a marvelous month full of productivity and planets doing stuff. And get ready to be zinged by fleets of Cupids at the end of the month, Leo! Next up Laura gives a recap of Taurus’s August forecast. As usual, Susan believes that Taurus is the celestial favorite whose month will be filled with fame and fortune. Then, after an awkward plug for her app, Susan tells Taurus to circle August 26 on the calendar because it’s a romantic day made for flirting! Alex then reveals that this month’s outlook isn’t great for Scopio, but that conditions will improve at the end of September. The Scorps should also look out for money that comes not from their salary, but from the very long list of sources that Susan provides. Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: Note from Susan Miller: 07:10Leo: 18:40Taurus: 26:32 Scorpio: 34:19Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.Links:Read each episode’s transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.com

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CANCER!!!Laura and Alex are back from a short summer break to tell Cancer about the incredible birthday month that awaits them. And it’s good news for everyone this July, although all of the signs should try to get things together in the first half of July because Mercury retrograde will cause the usual trouble later in the month. The gals dive immediately into Susan’s note to her readers, in which Susan devotes far too many words to the distribution of her calendar. Luckily, in her final paragraph, Susan provides a juicy teaser for an initiative she will announce in August, so Laura and Alex give their best guesses as to what she might be planning.  Next up is Cancer’s forecast. The gals are surprised to learn that Cancer is in the middle of its Emerald Year! Although after page upon page of wonderful predictions from Susan, it’s less of a surprise. The planets are doing things and Cancer is benefitting! On top of that, Cancers receive the ultimate birthday present from Susan Miller: a personal story in their horoscope that involves a prophetic dream and foiled grand larceny. The episode continues with Laura’s recap of the Taurus forecast, which includes the promise of career growth, money, and the start of a new chapter. Laura also explains that she’s aligning with the stars this month due to multiple pre-embezzlements (translation: Susan made predictions for July that are in keeping with activities Laura had already planned). Alex ends the episode with a discussion of the Scorpio horoscope. Get ready for the July new moon, Scorps, when glittering beams could result in career success. Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: Note from Susan Miller: 1:26Cancer: 12:13Taurus: 20:23Scorpio: 29:21Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.Links:Read each episode’s transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.com

IT’S TAURUS SEASON!!!! Which means that it’s birthday time for Laura, the pod’s very own magnificent Taurus! As usual, Taurus is the celestial favorite (or maybe just Susan’s favorite). In fact, all of the signs have wonderful things awaiting them if they can just make it to the flawless new moon on May 26. Laura begins the episode by telling Alex that she gave herself a birthday present, and it’s none other than Susan’s premium app! It only took almost twenty years, but one of the gals finally bought something from Susan Miller Business Woman. Stay tuned to find out if the premium app changes Laura’s life. Next the gals recap Susan’s Note, which contains far too much astrology and not nearly enough personal updates. Susan also explains that she didn’t write her famous Year Ahead this year; apparently the first half of 2025 was so terrible that she feared the book would be too much of a bummer. Based on Susan’s history of not delivering this book in a timely fashion, Laura and Alex suspect there may have been other reasons she didn’t write it. The horoscopes are up next. Laura begins by telling her fellow Taurus babies that fighting planets will make things tricky at the start of May, but they should get excited for the stunning new moon at the end of the month. This new moon is so incredible that Susan can’t even find the words to describe how amazing life will be after May 26 (although of course she tries!). Alex then tells Scorpio that their struggles are coming to end and to look out for money that could be coming their way through any number of channels. Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: Note from Susan Miller: 12:18Taurus: 20:27Scorpio: 31:29Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.Links:Read each episode’s transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.com

IT’S YOUR TIME TO SHINE, ARIES!!!!And Susan Miller says you can expect good news throughout your birthday month! However, you may want to put on your beekeeper suit just to be safe because everyone should be ready to enter the prickly briar patch and weather cosmic storms.Laura and Alex begin with a recap of Susan’s Note, and it is all business: astrology business and Susan Miller business. There are so many planets changing signs right now that Susan cannot get distracted by tales of her health or apartment rental but instead must focus on the stars. Of course, though, there’s always time for a little discounted calendar plug. Next the gals wish Aries a very happy birthday! Neptune is in Aries for the first time since 1861, and it is a BIG DEAL. All of this planetary commotion and activity means good things for Aries. Just don’t get fooled by Neptune’s veil, which can lead to obfuscation and confusion. Check yourself before you wreck yourself, Aries! Then Laura tells Taurus that April is a great time of review and reflection before all of the planets that have been retrograding regain their full strength and things really get going in May. Also, Taurus should be aware that Pluto and Mars are bickering, which could lead to problems. Let’s just say that Susan has an interesting idea for how to deal with this. Finally, Alex tells Scorpio to keep their schedules light during April. And she passes on Susan’s repeated warning that they must take care of their health!  Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: Note from Susan Miller: 2:30Aries: 6:10Taurus: 23:25Scorpio: 33:20Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.Links:Read each episode’s transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.com

IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY, PISCES!!!!This month is absolutely full of planets planeting. There are retrogrades, eclipses, trines, sextiles, and anything else one might want (or not want) from the universe. The episode begins with a recap of Laura and Alex’s Valentine’s Day. The gals listened closely last month when Susan Miller warned that the day could be trouble, but they planned a festive night filled with Dolly Parton and a prix fixe menu anyway. And going with the planetary flow, as Susan suggested, paid off! Next Laura describes how she was “embezzled” last month (translation: Susan got something right). Susan accurately predicted that Taurus would take a short trip and meet interesting people, and Laura did just that! A true embezzlement success. Then it’s time to discuss Susan’s Note, which includes the recommendation of two books that appear to have nothing to do with astrology. Susan’s collaborations are often a mystery, but the gals have some theories.  Then it’s time for the horoscopes. Laura and Alex let Pisces know about the many planets that have gathered for their birthday. With this crowd of heavenly bodies in their orbit, Pisces are simply too blessed to be stressed. Alex then tells the Scorps that they’ll need to wait a little longer before things really get going this year, and she introduces the listeners to Susan Miller Career Coach. Finally, Laura tells Taurus that they are the darlings of the cosmos (yet again!) and can expect lots of attention from VIPs and money, money, money. Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: Embezzlement Update: 5:27Note from Susan Miller: 7:39Pisces: 21:43Scorpio: 34:43Taurus: 50:09Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.Links:Read each episode’s transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.com

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AQUARIUS!!!! We made it to February, a month with two new moons (sort of) and a challenging full moon. For better or worse, all the signs are in it together this month, and Susan Miller is here to advise on how to wrestle the full moon dragons to the ground. The gals kick off the episode with the Embezzlement Update. Were any of Susan’s predictions in January accurate? Fortunately for Laura, they were, and she shares all about her latest book, which has garnered the attention of VIPs. Then Laura and Alex implore Susan (yet again!) to produce some lowbrow merch, which they would love to buy, despite the fact that neither of them wants to pay the few extra dollars for Astrology Zone’s premium app. The episode continues with a discussion of the Note, which is surprisingly full of astrology. Also included this month is a transcript from Susan’s hectic life, which Laura and Alex perform as a dramatic reading. Through this vignette, we learn about Valerie, the never-before-mentioned assistant! (Call us, Val, if we can help with the merch. We have ideas!) Next the gals recap the horoscopes. Unfortunately, because the difficult full moon appears so close to Valentine’s Day, Susan recommends putting off all festivities and celebrating later in the month. More positively, Laura and Alex tell Aquarius about all the fun activities that the planets are doing in their honor. Finally, they fill Taurus and Scorpio in on what to expect this February. Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: Embezzlement Update: 01:45Note from Susan Miller: 11:32Aquarius: 24:55Taurus: 35:36Scorpio: 43:25Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.Links:Read each episode’s transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.com

HAPPY CAPRICORN SEASON!!!! And Happy New Year! Laura and Alex are back for the fifth year of the podcast after dutifully following Susan Miller’s instructions in January 2021 to create a show. Little did Susan know that it would be all about her! The episode begins with the Embezzlement Update: Laura tells the listeners about her exciting embezzlement (translation: Susan correctly predicted something last month), which took the form of a visit to a volcano while she was home for the holidays. Next up is Susan’s Note and it’s a doozy. The gals share Susan’s explanation for posting the horoscopes late this month, which sadly includes both accident and illness. Fortunately Susan is still able to tell us about her upcoming appearances and where to buy her calendar, which leads Laura and Alex to hatch a plan that could circumvent shipping charges for all. Next the gals dive into January’s horoscopes. All of the signs will experience a slow start to the year due to Mars retrograde. Susan tells Capricorn to focus on themselves this month and to get some work done on a creative project, such as a podcast! Then Alex tells Scorpio that this month is all about career. Susan even issues a stern warning to them about when they must not go on vacation, lest they be distracted from career success. Finally, Laura informs Taurus about the absolutely glorious new moon that arrives at the end of January and provides a very important Cupid Weather Alert. Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: Embezzlement Update: 2:43Note from Susan Miller: 11:28Capricorn: 20:47Scorpio: 29:05Taurus: 36:15Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.Links:Read each episode’s transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.com

IT’S YOUR TIME TO SHINE, SAGITTARIUS!!!! Despite multiple planets retrograding this December, Sagittarius should have a wonderful birthday month. They can even expect some international travel! Or at the very least, some international FedEx shipments. This month, the gals have embezzlement updates to share, as well as a hot take from a commenter on social media. And there’s a lot of information in Susan’s Note to her readers, including her holiday plans, recent illnesses, and descriptions of many upcoming appearances. If any listeners in New York belong to Zero Bond, please invite us to Susan’s event! Or if anyone attended her most recent Discord AMA and learned what an astrological emergency is, the gals would appreciate that information, as well. Then Laura and Alex break down the December horoscopes, beginning with this month’s birthday sign, Sagittarius. Unfortunately, both Mercury and Mars are retrograding this month, so be prepared for things to move slowly. Venus will retrograde, too, so don’t even think about getting Botox until that’s over. Next Laura shares that Taurus may have the opportunity to travel this month or perhaps to participate in the import/export of ideas! And Alex tells Scorpio that VIPs will notice their work this month, which could result in a promotion or bonus. Finally, the gals want to thank everyone for listening this year! See you in 2025! Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: Note from Susan Miller: 09:38Embezzlement Update/Hot Take: 03:48Sagittarius: 24:30Taurus: 36:00Scorpio: 42:45Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.Links:Read each episode’s transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.com

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SCORPIO!!!!Enjoy November, Scorps! In a special twist, there are two full moons this month and Susan Miller believes that Scorpio will enjoy both of them. Laura kicks off this episode with a tale of finding treasure in the wild. In this case, the treasure is the 2025 Astrology Zone calendar and the wild is a boutique in Cold Spring, NY! The gals then have a discussion about Susan’s election-related content. Despite the fact that Susan tends not to make predictions about current events (and she made no exception for the election), there is plenty to chat about regardless. Next Laura and Alex recap Susan’s Note to her readers, in which Susan explains why the horoscopes were late: she went to China! Despite Susan explaining otherwise, the forecasts this month are a bit abbreviated, but that’s the trade-off for being introduced to Susan Miller Traveler. And while the trip did delay the horoscopes, there is, of course, more to the story, including a respiratory illness and even more stress related to her move. Alex then tells her fellow Scorpios what they can expect during their birthday month, such as money and the adoration of VIPs! The Scorps should also watch out for strange behavior from their partners, be they spouses, colleagues, or, as Laura surmises, Parcheesi partners. Laura then fills Taurus in on everything they need to know for November. They too must keep an eye on their partners and should consider doing their holiday shopping early to avoid complications caused by the many planets that are about to retrograde. Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: Note from Susan Miller: 8:37Scorpio: 20:19Taurus: 32:50Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.Links:Read each episode’s transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.com

HAPPY LIBRA SEASON!!! According to Susan Miller, October is going to be a great month for Libra. So get out there, rack up some achievements, and be a money magnet before a bunch of planets retrograde. For better or worse, the planets are planeting big time right now. The episode starts with a discussion of Wordle strategies and Laura’s recent travels. But there’s no time to waste on chit chat, because Susan has written yet another Note that details her move and all of her related feelings on the subject. Suffice it to say, Susan is struggling with the emotions that the move has brought up. However, she also tells us that there is asbestos in her apartment, so a temporary relocation may not be the worst thing, especially considering Susan’s fragile health. Next up, Laura and Alex recap the horoscopes. A golden triangle appears in the first half of this month and its position in Libra’s chart could mean career advancement. But watch out for planetary food fights! Laura then explains to Taurus that the October full moon may bring out secrets. Taureans must also pay attention to their physical health this month and potentially begin psychotherapy. Finally, Alex recaps the Scorpio forecast and shares the very important message from Susan that October 2024 is going to be a cutthroat year for Halloween costume competitions. So if you’re attending a party, Scorps, step up your game! Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: Note from Susan Miller: 6:30Libra: 13:33Taurus: 24:30Scorpio: 32:50Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.Links:Read each episode’s transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.com

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, VIRGO!!!!!It’s eclipse season again, but don’t worry, Virgo, because there are positive birthday vibes and good surprises coming your way! The gals begin the episode by reminiscing about when they met Susan Miller on the streets of New York three years ago. What a time! Neither Laura nor Alex have any embezzlement to report (translation: Susan didn’t make any predictions for them last month that panned out), so they dive immediately into September’s Note, where they learn that the 2025 Astrology Zone calendar is ready! Susan also gives her readers an update on the trials and tribulations related to her recent flood and subsequent relocation. Then it’s time for the horoscopes. There’s a lot to cover because, for better or worse, eclipse season is upon us. Susan is quick to warn us that if we don’t deal with our issues and make decisions that the eclipse will make them for us! Laura and Alex begin with Virgo’s forecast, which unfortunately seems like a mixed bag. But hang on for the second half of the month, Virgo, and you’ll see some sparkling 4-star days. Laura then explains the effects that the eclipses will have on Taurus and about all of the wonderful planetary golden triangles that will bring them good fortune. And Alex tells Scorpio that September is a time to have fun, even though last month Susan seemed certain that the Scorps were embarking upon eighteen months of sadness. Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: Note from Susan Miller:  7:39Virgo: 14:32Taurus: 24:16Scorpio: 38:33Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.Links:Read each episode’s transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.com

HAPPY LEO SEASON!!!!You have a lot going your way this month, Leo! Susan Miller is adamant that you make a birthday wish. Fortunately you have plenty of time to contemplate your desires because this directive was published with the horoscopes on August 1!   The episode begins with a chilling story of cybercrime, as Laura recounts how she was almost scammed into buying counterfeit Taylor Swift tickets. Happily, her great knowledge of the teachings of Astrology Zone came to the rescue! Laura also shares her Embezzlement Update, where we learn that Susan got something right. The gals then get started on the horoscope recaps. It seems like all the signs will experience a peach of a new moon this month, but a troublesome full moon. Leo should mix and mingle and enjoy their birthday gift from the universe. And Susan herself gives Leo a birthday present by including a rather long story about her pregnancies in their forecast. Alex then tells her Scorps the good news first: exciting career opportunities and cold coins could be coming their way. But the bad news is that the loneliness they are experiencing now might not end for eighteen months. And Laura informs her Taursuses that August is a time to slow down, focus on home, and perhaps do some casual entertaining. Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: Embezzlement Update: 4:24Note from Susan Miller:  9:17Leo:  15:23Scorpio: 26:24Taurus: 38:33Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.Links:Read each episode’s transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.com

ATTENTION, CANCER!!!! You’ve got a great birthday month ahead of you, so make the most of it before mischievous scamp Mercury retrogrades and ruins the fun. The gals start this episode with a catch-up that includes Laura’s mastering of international relations and fun facts related to tennis. But the star of Susan Miller’s content this July is her note to her readers, so there is a lot of Susan info for Laura and Alex to cover. To begin, her apartment flooded, so we learn all about how she was forced to evacuate her apartment and enter the overwhelming world of New York real estate. Then, as is Susan’s way, she came down with a mysterious illness. This somehow transitions to a detailed description of the Astrology Zone calendar’s editorial process, in which we learn the names of everyone who works for Susan. The gals then tell Cancer about the cheerful peach of a New Moon that they’re getting for their birthday. This July, Susan orders Cancer to socialize, and not just in honor of birthday month, but to get ahead in business. Get out there, Cancer, and make those professional contacts! Laura then explains to her Tauruses that they must expand the borders of their worlds, which could possibly include the import/export of ideas! And Alex recommends that the Scorps be as productive as possible before Merc retro hits in August. Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: Note from Susan Miller:  7:32Cancer:  29:00Taurus: 37:07Scorpio: 43:04Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.Links:Read each episode’s transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.com