Run Your Mouth

Democrats win the House and Senate, Trump says it's not a defeat because he wasn't on the ballot, and Rob announces the only party he could ever support: the To Hell With This Party. He also offers Trump a deal: unlimited redecorating in exchange for doing nothing else. Plus the Habba $50 million pardon contract, "very little war," secret strikes on Qeshm Island, the Mossad bragging about its own sneakiness, Trump's Israel aid cutoff, Megyn Kelly on Fox News, and Kansas ranchers burned by a policy change.Bonus episodes: RobBernsteinComedy.com | Porch Tour: porchtour.com | Sheath Underwear, code RYM

Ilhan Omar’s sham-marriage story is back. The New York Times now reports that federal agents found evidence her ex-husband was her brother, and her big answer on camera is “not to my knowledge.” Rob breaks down why he thinks she’s going down.Also in this episode:Instacart pays $5M to settle claims it rigged H-1B/PERM hiring against American applicantsCops fired for using Flock cameras to stalk their exesThe five-day press secretary’s Piers Morgan comebackHow tariffs and grift became top voter issuesTrump defends the Ramaswamy ad featuring the opponent’s motherTalk of new Iran strikes after the midtermsZelensky on Trump’s sanctions whiplashJames O’Keefe’s Minnesota vouching videoThe full FBI entrapment deep dive is on the paywall at RobBernsteinComedy.com. It’s $5/month.🎤 Porch Tour dates (Tampa, West Palm Beach, Louisiana, NYC, and more): PorchTour.com👕 Merch: RobBernsteinMerch.com🩲 Sheath Underwear: 20% off with promo code [RYM]

The empire's crumbling and everyone on the inside is grabbing what they can: Guilfoyle's Amex payment, the Secret Service drone-company guy, Trump staffers lawyering up, and Netanyahu teasing round two in Iran. Plus we were wrong about the hot iguana, France's mostly peaceful protests, rooftop Koreans as global peacekeepers, Trump's mental aptitude test, a Covid clinic's bogus new patient fee, Zelensky's interview eyes, Starshield going dark, and new alibi footage in the J6 pipe bomber case.Porch Tour + FBI Entrapment Scheme tickets: thefiretix.comPaywall episodes ($5/mo): RobBernsteinComedy.comMerch: RobBernsteinMerch.comSheath Underwear: code [RYM] for 20% off

Live in Austin after my FBI entrapment presentation, Scott Horton fact-checks the show and goes deeper. We get into:The Oklahoma City informants and the Garland attackWhether MKUltra ever workedLiberty City Seven, the Fort Dix pizza plot, and Lodi’s “pole-vaulting terrorists”The warrant the FBI refused on Moussaoui before 9/11How chasing PR cases let Tsarnaev and the Fort Hood shooter slip throughPlus Scott’s top 5 deep state actors of all time: Wilson, Perle, the Dulles brothers, Kissinger, and Brennan.Scott: scotthorton.org, antiwar.com, the Libertarian Institute, and Provoked with Darryl Cooper.Rob: RobBernsteinComedy.com, RobBernsteinMerch.com

Rob takes over as Chief Economist of BS and reports the indicators: hotels, airports, a 600mg cold brew, and a college show shut down by a hallway monitor. In the news: the Hormuz recovery that didn't last, Trump's ceasefires that only exist because he said so, the Russian diesel deal, Guilfoyle's $100K Amex ask, Schumer's midterm pitch, and a federal judge ruling a warrantless Flock search unconstitutional.Bonus episodes: RobBernsteinComedy.com | Porch Tour: porchtour.com | Sheath Underwear, code RYM