Run Your Mouth

Rob Bernstein breaks down Donald Trump's never-ending "victory lap" as the Iran war spirals -- from the CIA briefing that Iran's new Supreme Leader might be gay, to Trump calling kamikaze boats AI-generated, to the President accidentally going full Yoda mid-press conference ("Dig, we must"). Rob covers Joe Kent's resignation from the National Counterterrorism Center, NATO allies refusing to join the war, Trump threatening to abandon the Strait of Hormuz, the Huckabee-Netanyahu "proof of life" video, JD Vance taking over DOGE, and the Comer subpoena of Pam Bondi over Epstein. Plus Bobby the Bank stops by with war stories from meeting Rogan and Zuckerberg at UFC, and the Sheath Underwear "Pouch Madness" sale.Full episode and subscriber content at robbernsteincomedy.com -- all five bucks a month.Sponsors:- Sheath Underwear -- code RYM for 20% off + Pouch Madness sale up to 50% off at sheathunderwear.com- YoKratom.com -- home of the $60 kilo

Rob Bernstein asks whether we're watching a ghost war between two countries that might not have functioning leaders anymore -- and somehow that's not even the craziest part. Trump claims total air superiority while planes are "spontaneously falling from the sky," Pete Hegseth accidentally announces war crimes on camera, the FCC threatens to pull broadcast licenses for not spinning hard enough, and Trump reveals his five-D chess strategy is just pretending whatever happens is what you wanted. Plus: Fetterman says you need a stroke to see this as a win, Trump will end the war when he "feels it in his bones," the New York Post makes fun of the new Iranian leader's blown-off legs, and Epstein's accountant testifies he saw zero red flags while processing payments to hundreds of survivors. Ro Khanna and Comer drop names -- Rothschilds, Wexner, Leon Black, and a mysterious foreign head of state.Subscribe for $5/month at robbernsteincomedy.comMerch: robbernsteinmerch.comFull episodes and live streams: youtube.com/@RobbieTheFireCHAPTERS- 0:00 - Are We Watching a Ghost War Right Now?- 2:00 - Netanyahu Might Be Dead and Nobody Can Confirm It- 4:05 - Trump as the Reset Button for Planet Earth- 7:53 - Broad Strokes on the Iran War: Air Superiority vs. Running Out of Targets- 9:50 - Kharg Island: Trump Won't Blow It Up Because of Oil- 10:30 - Trump Suddenly Cares About Enemy Countries Getting Their Oil- 11:16 - Planes Spontaneously Falling From the Sky- 13:00 - Islamic Resistance in Iraq Wants Credit With Their "Appropriate Weapon"- 13:55 - Live Chat Comments Round 1- 14:40 - Sponsor: Yo Kratom- 14:55 - Pete Hegseth - 20:10 - Wars Are Won in Another Realm by Who Can Lie the Best- 22:05 - FCC Threatens to Pull Broadcast Licenses for Wrong Propaganda- 26:00 - Conservative Media Annoyed with trump- 28:00 - Live Chat Comments Round 2- 31:00 - Sponsor: robbernsteincomedy.com / Sheath Underwear- 31:45 - Fetterman Says Democrats Should Admit This Is a Win- 33:00 - New York Post: Iran's Leader Is "Impotent" -- Did We Create Darth Vader?- 33:45 - CNN Blames DOGE Spending Cuts for Losing the War- 36:20 - New York Post Fear Piece: Iranian Attack on US Soil Is Not If But When- 37:00 - Trump's 5D Chess: When Oil Goes Up We Make Money- 39:00 - Strait of Hormuz as an Options Trading Desk- 40:30 - Western Leaders Blame Putin's Hidden Hand- 44:15 - Wall Street Journal: Ending Iran War Quickly Carries Big Risk- 44:55 - Epstein's Accountant Tells Congress He Saw No Red Flags- 46:15 - Clip: Comer Names Names -- Wexner, Rothschilds, Sinofsky, Leon Black- 48:15 - Comer Clears Trump (Five Witnesses Under Oath)- 49:20 - Democrats Push Back: Accountant Was Not Forthcoming- 50:45 - Epstein Guard With Shady Bank Transfers to Testify Next- 52:00 - Clip: Ro Khanna on CNN -- Hundreds of Survivors, Not Forthcoming- 53:00 - Ro Khanna on the Trump Accuser Settlement Question- 55:00 - robbernsteincomedy.com Plug / Merch Plug- 56:10 - Episode Wrap: Back Wednesday or Friday / Epstein Storage Unit Sketch Preview

Rob rips into Trump's Iran war flip-flops ("We already won… but let's win bigger!"), Congress grift, democracy as a liar contest, Kristi Noem affair drama, Epstein files silence, sleeper cell hype, and Alex Jones finally admitting the betrayal. Raw, no-filter commentary. Subscribe for more unhinged takes.Sponsors:Sheath.com (Promocode: RYM)Yokratom.comSub for more content and support the show: Robbernsteicomedy.com Merch at: Robbernsteinmerch.comTime Stamps:00:00 Cold open & tonight's headlines (Iran war satire, fake injury guy)02:07 Show intro & producer man roast02:44 Iran war rant – Congress useless, replace with TV specials03:33 Democracy = best liar contest (Trump shines)05:09 Trump validating "dictator" fears + war/censorship worries08:55 Trump: "War already won… but let's win bigger!"10:57 Strait of Hormuz "don't be pussies" → mines panic15:00 Propaganda clips & Lego Trump roast19:20 Sleeper cells hype + nuclear bunkers for elites22:42 John Brennan accidentally makes sense on Trump tactics26:00 Iran mass-text to Israel – Gaza comparison hypocrisy28:38 Bumbling Iran assassin plot – FBI entrapment theory35:00 Alexander brothers Epstein-linked convictions37:57 Kristi Noem affair fallout & cuckold husband roast40:00 Outro & paywall tease (Alex Jones betrayal, Tucker Chabad)

Rob Bernstein and war correspondent Kyle Anzalone (@KyleAnzalone_) break down the Iran war in a special Sunday edition of Run Your Mouth. Who's actually winning? Is the US running out of interceptors? Could this go nuclear?Topics covered: Iran's missile stockpile vs. US interceptors, Tehran's black skies and the accidental strategic advantage, Netanyahu sabotaging the off-ramp, US military bases getting hit, Iran targeting Amazon data centers in the UAE, the cost asymmetry of cheap drones vs. expensive Patriot missiles, military industrial complex as a money laundering scheme, Strait of Hormuz oil disruption, could China take Taiwan while the US is distracted, Caroline Levitt won't rule out a draft, wartime censorship concerns, the Epstein-Iran war distraction theory, and whether Trump or Netanyahu might resort to nuclear weapons.Support the show at robbernsteincomedy.com — premium content & extended episodes for $5/moPORCH TOUR: Got a backyard? Email robsnews@gmail.com (subject: porch tour)Kyle's show: youtube.com/@KyleAnzaloneShow | @KyleAnzalone_ on XDavid Stockman's oil market analysis: antiwar.comChapters00:00:00 - Welcome: Special Sunday Edition w/ Kyle Anzalone00:00:38 - Who's Winning the Iran War Right Now?00:03:36 - Tehran's Black Skies: Trump's Strategic Blunder?00:05:21 - Iran's Missile Strategy: Poking Holes in US Radar00:06:09 - Trump's Failed Negotiations & Iran's Survival Strategy00:06:23 - Netanyahu Blew Up Trump's Off-Ramp00:09:15 - Iran's Missile Capabilities Are More Advanced Than Expected00:14:34 - Damage to US Military Bases: What's Real?00:16:46 - "This Was an Epic Blunder" — Iran's Path to Victory00:19:03 - Bombing Desalination Plants & Oil Fields: Escalation Spiral00:23:00 - Has Iran Been Targeting Civilians?00:24:47 - Why Iran Is Hitting Gulf Arab States00:28:35 - US Military Manufacturing Is a Money Laundering Scheme00:33:20 - Air Superiority Claims vs. Reality00:35:17 - Three US Fighter Jets Shot Down Over Kuwait00:36:04 - Iran Targeting Amazon Data Centers in the UAE00:37:27 - Live Chat Comments00:38:53 - Porch Tour Plug & robbernsteincomedy.com00:39:27 - Kyle Anzalone Show Plug00:40:17 - Oil Strategy: Is This About Starving China?00:42:17 - World War Three? China, Taiwan & the Risk Table00:45:45 - Strait of Hormuz: The Oil Choke Point00:48:12 - Draft Talk: Caroline Levitt Won't Rule It Out00:49:12 - "Too Fat to Serve" — Ozempic Sales About to Plummet00:49:51 - Wartime Tech Censorship Coming?00:52:03 - Trump Doesn't Care About His Base Anymore00:53:26 - Could the US or Israel Use Nuclear Weapons?00:57:45 - The Kurds: "Biggest Suckers in History"00:58:22 - Ground Invasion Scenario & Iranian Enriched Uranium01:03:32 - Strait of Hormuz Oil Economics Deep Dive01:09:11 - Did Trump Launch the War to Bury the Epstein Files?01:12:40 - Final Comments & Wrap-Up

Breakdown of the Iran war + Latest Epstein stuff including Bill + Hillarie's depositions.Premium content at www.robbernsteincomedy.com including additional episodes and moreMerch at: RobBernsteinMerch.comSponsors:Yokratom.com Www.sheath.com (Promocode: RYM)

This episode is a dive into FDR's presidency and my personal vengeance against my high school history teachers who loved FDR. I Accidentally started the live stream about 2 minutes in. We didn't miss much but the full version will be available here shortly. Find David's book here: https://www.amazon.com/s?k=fdr+a+new+political+life&adgrpid=187991003004&hvadid=792808453103&hvdev=c&hvexpln=0&hvlocphy=9003458&hvnetw=g&hvocijid=2285295299952051665--&hvqmt=e&hvrand=2285295299952051665&hvtargid=kwd-2454070533530&hydadcr=20405_13675030_2443087&mcid=e80a60cb893e321b9788b356b8005ffa&tag=googhydr-20&ref=pd_sl_3z5x8wrocr_eAnd his conversation on Israel 1 state solution here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVM62Kt3Ydk&fbclid=IwY2xjawQMifxleHRuA2FlbQIxMQBicmlkETJUYUpBNGp4c0NSVENrVTNzc3J0YwZhcHBfaWQQMjIyMDM5MTc4ODIwMDg5MgABHhok2vEWIJ-57fzCzwkP83ohuSsgjRQfwhOAWPrVhWRKtMmZ5CovcvZ7rqNE_aem_tjDr-oq9P-NvbM4IrD31KASupport RYM enterprise of America and subscribe at: https://robbernsteincomedy.com/

Quick recap of the state of the union, the latest Epstein, Iran and tariff news. www.robbernsteincomedy.com $5 a month for subscriber content. Today we'll be getting into recent shootings. They're also my presentation on FBI entrapment schemes and an hour long episode from yesterday on covering juicy stories.SPONSORS:Yokratom.comSheath.com (PROMOCODE: RYM)Merch at: Robbernsteinmerch.comLive dates at: Robbernsteincomedy.com - this weekend opening up for Dave Smith at the comedy Dojo in NJ

Shorter episode of Bondi has declared Epstein over + Ukraine/Iran wars. www.robbernsteincomedy.com for second half on Michael Jordan, Trans Shooters, Cops busting Autists and more. Sponsors:Yokratom.comSheath.com (Promocode RYM)Merch at RobBernsteinMerch.com

@GeneSohoForum coming through with the Graphs and walkthrough of the real story in American Labor markets. Are American's underpaid by greedy corporations? Find out on today's episode.

Latest on Epstein, job markets voter ID and more. Then join me at RobBernsteiComedy.com for talk on Bad Bunny, My personal Rebrand and the etiquette for calling BS on Grievers. SPONSORS:Yokratom.comSheath.com (Promo code: RYM)

Delving into the recent Up/Downs + Bitcoin Hijacked and overtaken conspiracies with @TheGuySwann here for a debunk. SPONSORS:Yokratom.comSheath.comSubscribe for additional content at: Robbernsteincomedy.comMerch at: Robbernsteinmerch.com

www.RobBernsteinComedy.com To support the show and catch the last segment of subscriber content. Tonight we've got the latest on Epstein + The Kennedy Center closing down + Factory Jobs. Sponsors:Sheath.com (Promocode: RYM)Yokratom.com Merch at: Robbernsteinmerch.com

Sunday Edition of the RYM Podcast. Support the show at RobBernsteinComedy.com. Talking breaking Luigi Mangione out of Jail, Don Lemon arrested, Melania DOC, New Fed Pick, Epstein stuff, Gaza Health Ministry death numbers. SPONSORS:Sheath.com (promocode RYM)Yokratom.com Merch at: Robbernsteinmerch.com

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The latest on Trump/Greenland. Cost of the rebrand on the department of war. Coverage on how Stupid Don Lemon is, What Larry Ellison is up to and why the fury people are winning me over. Subscribe for the even more reckless show. Starts 5 minutes after this stream at www.robbernsteincomedy.com - covering:Who is paying for Tarrif’sIs Rand Paul Censoring the internet Who is paying for tariffsThe Kurds are in trouble Do we need more socialism to keep your electric bill down Merch at: RobbernsteinMerch.comSponsors:Yokratom.com www.sheath.com (Promocode: RYM)

Iran/Israel. Trumps Noble Peace Prize. Clinton/Epstein and more.Check out subscriber episodes at: www.Robbernsteincomedy.com.Sponsors:Yokratom.comSheath.com (Promocode RYM)

Hanging with Gene and getting insights on: Will Trump be able to Lower Interest rates, Fannie mae buying mortgage bonds, Gene's recession predictions and more.Follow Gene Here: @GeneSohoForumCheck out his debate series here: https://www.thesohoforum.org/Sub at my website: Robbernsteincomedy.com Merch at: Robbernsteinmerch.com

We've got 2 hours of in depth content from David Collum talking Venezuela, American Imperialism, views on the stock market, Utilizing AI, the housing market and some crazier stuff I'll leave out of the description. Definitely worth a listen and if you haven't I recommend reading David's year end review here: https://peakprosperity.com/dave-collums-2025-year-in-review/TimeStamps:0:06 — Venezuela intervention skepticism (Twitter arguments, dictators, Exxon, CIA crowds)1:01 — Maduro capture speculation (prefers US over mob like Gaddafi)2:07 — Hanke on new regime (worse than Maduro, chaos ahead)3:34 — City of London / Luongo theory (dominoes vs. Rothschild conspiracies)6:17 — Drug trade lies & CIA role (fentanyl hoax, cigar boats BS, Gladio reference)9:52 — Vatican banking power (2,000-year wealth, vs. Rothschild theories)15:01 — Smartmatic / election rigging (Venezuela origins, Dominion links, 2020 sketchiness)19:05 — New American imperialism (Greenland, open bullying, no prolonged wars)24:59 — Ben Shapiro "Trump Doctrine" (killing Iraq syndrome, deterrence strikes)28:26 — Shapiro critique (Israel-first, Reagan parallel, oil weak)35:08 — Greenland / Canada future (possible deals, fragmentation)44:03 — October 7 suspicions (stand-down, reluctance to publish)50:25 — MKUltra / Erica Kirk (flat affect, trafficking signs)1:38:00 — Passive investing bubble (no price discovery, Mike Green)1:46:35 — S&P long flat periods (inflation-adjusted regressions, 2000 peak retest)1:52:17 — Housing bearish outlook (overpriced like '06, low rates trap next gen)

Breakdown of Venezuela and some other recent news. Joined - by Lions Of Liberty -  @BrianMcWilliams  and check out his game: Woke World Wars available on Amazon. https://www.amazon.com/Woke-Word-Wars-Ridiculously-Players/dp/B0FLF8Y16S?maas=maas_adg_9B582660100307F802F6E39C59B08982_afap_abs&ref_=aa_maas&tag=maasSub for premium content:www.robbernsteincomedy.com Sponsors:Yokratom.comSheath.com (Promocode: RYM)