Terrible Person

Vote for Grant for Top Host here: tophost.org/2026/grant-inmanGary and Brad spiral from brutal Thai massages and embarrassing drinking stories into celebrity encounters, military memories, reality TV, and the eternal debate over which movie sequels actually beat the originals. Then things get appropriately strange with Antarctica, Hollow Earth, the Great Ice Wall, conspiracy theories, TSA security, and whether everything around us might just be scripted.Along the way, there are stories about Coolio, Predator, Alien, Rambo, Alice Cooper, bed-wetting disasters, Army barracks chaos, and Brad’s perspective as a veteran and former cop. Dark comedy, conspiracies, nostalgia, and stories that probably shouldn’t be told in public.Vote for Grant for Top Host here: tophost.org/2026/grant-inmanJoin the conversation at www.TerriblePerson.co.

Gary and Brad turn a bow hunting trip near Flagstaff into a bizarre confrontation with an angry stranger wielding a bo staff, complete with police, guns, and a lesson in why you should never bring Donatello to a gunfight. From there, things spiral into police stories, reality TV, restaurant disasters, airplane bathroom nightmares, Netflix, tipping, and some truly questionable life advice.They also get into the Lindsay Clancy case, execution loopholes, hijacking hypotheticals, food snobs, Mormon soaking, and Gary’s unfortunate discovery that one of his longtime musical influences followed him online for potentially all the wrong reasons.Join the conversation at www.TerriblePerson.co.

Gary returns with Brad, a military veteran and former law enforcement officer, for a chaotic dive into conspiracy theories, military stories, government surveillance, and the mysteries hiding behind everyday reality. From JFK and 9/11 to Epstein, Roswell, simulation theory, voice-to-skull technology, and whether the moon might actually be watching us, no theory is off limits.Along the way, they get into Bigfoot, hunting in Arizona, bodybuilding, psychedelics, sleep paralysis, nicotine, and Brad’s experiences serving in Iraq. It’s conspiracy, paranormal mystery, dark comedy, and completely unnecessary questions about Bigfoot all rolled into one.Join the conversation at www.TerriblePerson.co.

Gary and Selena open without a formal introduction and immediately spiral into a chaotic night out that turns into a full breakdown of modern restaurant culture. After trying multiple spots in East Mesa, they land at Cheesecake Factory, where a “15 minute wait” turns into nearly an hour of sitting behind a wobbly table hidden behind a pillar. The décor feels like Las Vegas meets Egyptian casino energy, the food is solid, but the final bill crosses $150 and sparks a full post dinner value debate about appetizers, alcohol, cheesecake slices, and whether peak dinner hours are ever worth it. From there the conversation jumps into Britney Spears news, viral interviews, and a deep dive into dinosaurs after watching a Morgan Freeman documentary.Gary questions how we confidently name ancient continents like Laurasia and Gondwana, how fossil timelines are determined, and whether global warming cycles are just part of the planet’s long term hot and cold shifts. That opens the door to bigger questions about history, moon landing skepticism, redacted government files, alien disclosure rumors, and the growing feeling that no one fully trusts official narratives anymore. They also talk reality television nostalgia, from early Road Rules and The Real World to Survivor prize money and modern competition shows that prioritize elimination over experience.Selena breaks down Bridgerton Season 3 frustrations, the rushed ending, the masked identity reveal, and how weeks of tension wrapped up in minutes. Back at home, Gary’s new obsession with succulents turns their porch into a full outdoor garden project with eleven planters, hanging plants, an aloe crisis, and multiple nursery visits. They debate recording episodes outside, talk about a father in Arkansas who killed his daughter’s alleged abductor and then ran for sheriff, and argue whether defending your child justifies crossing legal lines. The episode ends with cat chaos, sleep deprivation, robot army fears, Chinese military stage performances, and the idea that future wars may be fought by machines instead of people.

Gary and Selena drift through everyday chaos, aging, intimacy, and irritation as a casual conversation about colors turns into reflections on turning forty, gift expectations, and the strange emotional weight attached to birthdays. They talk massages, tipping anxiety, overpriced upgrades, sore feet, and the disappointment of hot stone add-ons that miss the point. Domestic tension bubbles up through broken heirlooms, cats causing destruction, and disagreements about emotional reactions, overreacting, and what it means to feel heard during conflict.The conversation slides into awkward neighborhood encounters, paranoia about being overheard, public embarrassment, and how small moments spiral into resentment. Gary and Selena unpack bickering, criticism, Reddit reactions, and the thin line between honest conversation and uncomfortable listening. Travel stress enters the mix with airline seating changes, gate checking chaos, lost seats, and feeling powerless while following instructions. The episode winds through bugs, grasshoppers, bodily discomfort, television fatigue, relationship negotiations, and the quiet realization that everyday life feels louder, messier, and harder to smooth out than expected.