Your Local Brunettes

This episode Chelsea and Jordyn pay tribute and dedicate this episode to Bruce, may you rest in fishy heaven. Vaginal Steaming is a thing, and the girls get into it. Jordyn talks about her new perspective when seeing women glare at you while talking to their man. Chelsea's face is frozen and she needs a new solution to show her facial expressions while working. Men who are in committed relationships should not be sliding into peoples DM's, grow up. This episode made the girls cheeks hurt from laughing, so get ready!

Happy New Year from your Local Brunettes! The girls talk about their holidays, and what is being left in 2021. Jordyn's prank wars with her brother in law got interesting. Chelsea's Fire Cider will be sure to keep any virus away. Jordyn and Chels speak on their experiences with Fuck Boys and give advice to all the men out there. The girls took it back to old high school memories with the music they listened too and why lime wire was risky business but everyone used it. Some tea is being spilt so you won't want to miss this episode!

Its the most wonderful time of the year! Chels and Jordyn talk about their Childhood Christmas traditions. The girls talk about giving back this time of year because the holidays could be hard for most. WAP was played on the duelling pianos and it was magical. New Years resolutions and goal setting is so important. Chels talks about her break throughs lately within her journey to better herself.

Chelsea and Jordyn are feeling the effects of the holiday season. Rink burgers, community Christmas party, mom guilt, gender roles in the house and tinder download? The girls get into it all!

Chelsea tells us all about her honeymoon in Hawaii, so be ready to get a bit jealous. Maybe book your next vacation? Jordyn and Chels touch on what confidence means to them and how you can gain confidence if you are lacking. From Jordyn's point of view, confidence is a mindset. From Chelseas, confidence is a way of life. What is confidence for you?

Your brunettes brought on the one and only Kayla Scherr AKA Paintings by KLA! If you are not following her..... you may be living under a rock.  She is the woman that does it all, she is homemade and here to get real about divorce, navigating co-parenting, her art business, how to keep the passion alive and how much she hates doing laundry. She is your local artist, your support of all local business and she has amazing recipes you need to try! Get ready for some major girl talk, no topic is off limits and she helped create our longest episode yet! Enjoy!!

Chelsea is ready to help deliver your expecting puppies, she is an expert now that is all she watches on Tik Tok. The girls answer a few questions that were asked by our listeners. Is there a new swinger logo? Are bush parties still a thing? Would you buy expensive Deodorant? Puffer jackets, do you take warmth over style now a days?

Jordyn is here to make you laugh today, try not to judge her too much for her sense of humour with her bad farmer jokes she brings to the pod. Chelsea touches on her Grandma being super excited that Laureen is getting a silver vehicle, see it is a grandma colour. Coffee row apparently knows what's up in Jordyn's life. Chels has been finding wicked deals on designer bags and wants to help you get one as well! All this girl talk conversation is brought to you to make you smile! 

Whats your ideal date night? Chelsea and Jordyn get into their recent date nights and they are complete opposites. Jordyn has another Ted story. Chelsea tells a story about a misunderstanding with a customer  while she was waitressing. Is silver the new black? Find out in this new episode with your Local Brunettes

Did you hear? Cow print is in, all the ravers are wearing it so that means Rural Babes are trending and we are here for it. Chelsea talks about how her fiery Leo energy coming out stopping a troll from doing what they do. She may be secretly recording Jordyn to submit a video to The Bachelor... we will have to see. Jordyn talks on being stuck in a jumpsuit for 40 mins and how the single life has been interesting. Why being kind to people in grocery stores is important and Chelseas new beauty hack is one to try!

We are back into regular scheduling! Chelsea and Jordyn had a busy summer. Your girl, Jordyn moved off the farm and is labelled an ex farmer now. Chelsea found her passion with a new career path. Chels talks about her trip to Seattle and why she started crying looking at The Gorge. The girls touch on meeting the hunter brothers, attending a community event that was long overdue! 

Chelsea and Jordyn give you all an update on how their summers are going. COVID is officially  cancelled and the girls are so excited to have the world back to normal. Saskatchewan Shrimp are out and ready in all SK lakes. The WAP dance is the modern day rain dance while shoving garlic up your nose is the new trend. 

Only one queen could get the girls off the farm and into the city and that is Josh aka Daisy May Swallow. Chelsea and Jordyn speak with Josh to help celebrate Pride month, to spread awareness for the LGBTQ community and to get deep into the gay lifestyle. You will laugh, you will cry, you will be like WTF at times but you will end the episode with sore cheeks due to laughing! BTW Coffee Row.... you may not want to listen to this one lolPlease follow him on Instagram @J0shhua and @daisymayswallow and slide into his DM's 

Chelsea and Jordyn are so happy to have you guys back to give you an update on seeding and calving. The girls talk about Chelseas bad karma with speeding tickets, how Jordyn's dog takes a sh*t in her new truck, Beauty DIYers and how Blue Angels are the new party trend. 

Today's episode Your Local Brunettes talk with TaraLynn a diversified business owner, mother of 3 and chicken lover! TaraLynn talks about finding herself after children, her near death experience, being in an interracial relationship and how she manages multiple businesses. She is inspiring, humble, funny and relatable. You will laugh, you will connect and fall in love with her soul. Please give her a follow on instagram @taralynnbe @lovewithinhealing and @reallashmuse 

This episode is all about the mommas, so much so that Chelsea and Jordyn brought on their own momma's for great conversations and wine. Laureen and Lolita both grew up in small towns and were farm girls. They give us their insights on what it was like to grow up in a small town, they get deep into the nitty gritty of running the grain trucks and what it was like on butchering days. Laureen talks about the time she forgot Chelsea at a dance recital and her annual cougar convention weekends. Lolita talks about fighting Jordyn while they were in Tae Kwon-Do together for competitions, chickens chasing her without their heads and how she kept the boys away form Jordyn in high school. You don't want to miss out on this Mother's Day Special!

There are Babes coming out left and right on the farm, the girls give an update on calving season. Khloe Kardashian unedited photo leaked and the girls give their thoughts on that. Hot girl summer is a thing but the definition of it needs to be clarified. Can you have a healthy relationship and still be friends with the opposite sex? This episode is brought to you by Submerse Yourself- Adventure Apparel www.submerseyourself.com 

Welcome our very first guest, Mckenzy Hunter. She is a Lloydminster based makeup artist, mother of two, your go to girl for style tips and newly nominated noodle queen. Join the girls around the table for lots of laughs, insights on Instagram, tips on how to get hit on in a grocery store and find out why Chelsea and Mckzenzy disliked each other in high school. 

Happy Calving season!! Watch out for those new mommas, because they will chase you out of the carrels.  It is mid March and plus 6 in Saskatchewan, Chelsea and Jordyn take their podcast recording outside. Your brunettes only grew up with sisters, they share stories of their relationship with them and give you insight on what it was like to grow up with brothers from listeners stories. The girls want to create their own word to describe Rednecks and are looking for recommendations.  

Spring is in the air? Maybe not yet but we can sure smell the bullshit Mother Nature is warming up. Cancel culture is going too far and Jordyn is upset. Cow patty pancakes are a thing to be made in air fryers?Also,  Chelsea and Jordyn attended the 2021 Virtual International Women's Day Women and Wealth Gala and tell you all about what inspired them the most.