The Beans and Weenies Variety Show Podcast

SEASON 5 EPISODE 5 – ITS ALL ABOUT THE GOLDEN RINGS… 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS THE LOVELY AND TALENTED DRAGON LADY KYLIE JOINS US THIS EVENING SPANKY HAS A LITTLE TRIVIA FOR YOU THIS EVENING – HOW SMART ARE YOU? THE SHOW CAREENS DOWN THE ROAD TO THE BEST FAMILY GAMES TO PLAY DURING THE HOLIDAY SEASON OR HOLIDAY PARTIES. AT CHRISTMAS TIME IT IS ALWAYS HARD TO FIND A GOOD HIDING PLACE – WE HAVE A STORY ABOUT SOMEONES HIDING PLACE – NOT A GOOD ONE BUT IT IS A HIDING PLACE. STRUGGLING TO FIND A GIFT FOR THAT CHILD IN YOUR LIFE? WELL, WE HAVE THE LIST FOR TOYS THAT YOU SHOULD AVOID BUYING FOR ANY CHILD… JUST DO NOT DO EVEN CONSIDER THESE… SOMEONE HAS GIVEN US A BRIEF GLIMPSE INTO THE WORLD OF WHAT IS BEING PURCHASED FROM SOME OF YOUR FAVORITE ONLINE RETAILERS… NOT SURE YOU WILL EVEN BELIEVE THE THINGS PEOPLE ARE PURCHASING… SPANKY GETS SERIOUS. AT LEAST FOR A MINUTE HE TRIES TO. THIS IS SOMETHING THAT COULD FIX ALL OF THE PROBLEMS IN THE WORLD TODAY. IT MAY EVEN BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE INITIATION OF WORLD WIDE PEACE. YOU HAVE TO LISTEN… THERE YOU HAVE IT. ANOTHER BANNER SHOW JUST FOR YOU. REMEMBER, WE WILL BE LIVE ON SATURDAY THE 2ND OF DECEMBER AT 8:30PM CST – WAIT TIL YOU HEAR WHAT WE HAVE IN STORE FOR YOU!

SEASON 5 EPISODE 4 – THE CURE FOR YOUR THANKSGIVING HOLIDAY HANGOVER WE ARE JESTER-LESS THIS EVENING – SPANKY EXPLAINS WHAT RIGHT-SIDE UP PINEAPPLE PARTIES ARE… THIS IS INTERESTING FIND OUT WHAT THE BEST THANKSGIVING SIDE DISHES WERE ACCORDING TO THE 2023 “STATES OF THE SIDES” POLL HINT – STUFFING IS NO LONGER KING… FIND OUT WHAT RANKED #1 WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE HOLIDAY COMMERCIAL THAT BRINGS THOSE MEMORIES FLOWING – WE HAVE SOME AND WE PLAY THEM FOR YOU! WHEN DID HOLIDAY TRADITIONS TAKE A NOSE DIVE? DO FAMILIES EVEN SPEAK DURING THE HOLIDAYS? WE MAY HAVE FOUND A PERFECT “NEW” TRADITION FOR YOU TO CONSIDER! LAST WEEK WE GAVE YOU THE BEST HOLIDAY MOVIES ACCORDING TO ROTTEN TOMATOS SO THIS WEEK WE HAVE THE WORST HOLIDAY MOVIES – THIS IS A SKETCHY LIST BUT MAYBE YOU WILL AGREE WITH THEM… WE HAVE THE LIST TO END ALL LISTS OF THE BEST GIFTS FOR 2023. THIS LIST COMES TO US FROM GOOD HOUSEKEEPING MAGAZINE SO YOU KNOW IT IS AWESOME… I THINK YOU MIGHT BE A LITTLE SURPRISED THOUGH… YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY LISTEN AND LET US KNOW YOUR FAVORITE! ALONG WITH THESE GREAT GIFT IDEAS, WE FOUND ONE GIFT THAT DOES NOT MAKE ANY SENSE… TELL US YOUR THOUGHTS. THERE IS ALSO THE BEST REASONS WHY YOU ARE BETTER OFF SKIPPING BLACK FRIDAY SHOPPING… THERE YOU HAVE IT. ANOTHER BANNER SHOW JUST FOR YOU. REMEMBER, WE WILL BE LIVE ON SATURDAY THE 2ND OF DECEMBER AT 8:30PM CST – WAIT TIL YOU HEAR WHAT WE HAVE IN STORE FOR YOU!

TIKTOK – WHAT IS GOING ON. JESTER AND SCOOTER HAVE THEORIES. YOU NEED TO HEAR THEM… WE DISCUSS SOME OF THE MORE INTERESTING REQUESTS CUSTOMERS HAVE MADE TO RETAIL EMPLOYEES SOMEHOW WE DISCUSS THE GWYNETH PALTROW LAWSUIT.. SHE RAN OVER SOMEONE SKIING. THE BOYS ASKED A QUESITON AND THE LISTENERS RESPONDED… THE QUESTION IS “THINGS YOU CAN SAY TO YOUR PET THAT YOU PROBABLY SHOULD NOT SAY TO YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER” WE DISCOVERED HOW TWISTED PEOPLE MAY BE, YOU NEED TO LISTEN WE HAVE A CANDID CONVERSATION WITH ONE OF OUR FAVORITE LISTENERS – CUEBELLAK8 MAKES A WONDERFUL APPEARANCE. IF you liked the ATTIRE the BOYS are wearing ON THE SHOW… Be sure to visit https://www.reaperapparelco.com/ get your own and use code bwd10 for your discount! Be sure to Join us in the Live Show. Join Podbean and Follow the show so YOU always KNOW when Spanky, Jester, and Scooter go LIVE! Send us a comment or an idea! beansandweenieshow@yahoo.com Check out all our social media accounts! https://twitter.com/and_spanky  https://www.tiktok.com/@verseofscooter https://www.instagram.com/beansandweenies_/ https://www.tiktok.com/@beansandweenieshow  WATCH THE SHOW – Live or download it! https://www.facebook.com/beansandweenieshow https://www.twitch.tv/beansandweenies2020 https://rumble.com/c/beansandweenieshow

The big 5. Bang a Gong. World Domination. Spanky may have a cure or at least helpful hints for his diabetic condition. What the hell is the TSA doing now? The naked man files, again. The top 100 wedding songs minus 95 and Scooters favorite Wedding Song. Super Bowl and non-advertising or stupid ad ideas and who eats this kind of food at a super bowl party. WTF. Who still uses cash these days. Celebrity death watch, get your picks in, email us but no family members. Body modification may have you ask “What the Hell were they thinking?” Join us for breast talk and other things. Happy Super Bowl Sunday and GO CHIEFS, love Spanky and Scooter

ON THIS WEEKS SHOW… SPANKY’S STACK OF DUMB STUFF DUMPSTER FIRE NEWS IN SEARCH OF MORMOMS THINK FAST, A GAME WHERE YOU, THE AUDIENCE, MATCH INTELLEGIENCE AGAINST SCOOTER – THIS WEEKS GAME ROMANTIC MOVIES, CAN YOU NAME THEM? BE SURE TO LIKE, SHARE, AND FOLLOW THE SHOW. LEAVE A REVIEW AND LET US KNOW WHAT YOU THINK! SEND US AN EMAIL: BEANSANDWEENIESHOW@YAHOO.COM CHECK OUT LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW TO FIND OUT WHERE TO WATCH OR LISTEN. JOIN THE BWDCREW COMMUNITY BE APART OF THE GREATEST SHOW OUT THERE, IN OUR OPINION!  LINKS IN LINKTREE – LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW

ON THIS WEEKS SHOW… LOVE IS IN THE AIR, HAPPY VALENTINES DAY SPANKY’S STACK OF LOVE STUFF THINK FAST, A GAME WHERE YOU, THE AUDIENCE, MATCH INTELLEGIENCE AGAINST SCOOTER – THIS WEEKS GAME IS ABOUT PRODUCT JINGLES SEND US AN EMAIL: BEANSANDWEENIESHOW@YAHOO.COM CHECK OUT LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW TO FIND OUT WHERE TO WATCH OR LISTEN. JOIN THE BWDCREW COMMUNITY BE APART OF THE GREATEST SHOW OUT THERE, IN OUR OPINION!  LINKS IN LINKTREE – LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW

BEANS AND WEENIE SEASON OF SILLINESS ON THIS WEEKS SHOW… Heavyweight Dank Demoss Deal Breakers - Yes or No Think Fast - a new game Things that make you say What da Fuq Be sure to send us questions to ask Ma - IYKYK SEND US AN EMAIL: BEANSANDWEENIESHOW@YAHOO.COM CHECK OUT LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW TO FIND OUT WHERE TO WATCH OR LISTEN. JOIN THE BWDCREW COMMUNITY BE APART OF THE GREATEST SHOW OUT THERE, IN OUR OPINION!  LINKS IN LINKTREE – LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW

Special Guest 2APatriot Mama On this weeks show... Child Trafficking and current events SEND US AN EMAIL: BEANSANDWEENIESHOW@YAHOO.COM CHECK OUT LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW TO FIND OUT WHERE TO WATCH OR LISTEN. JOIN THE BWDCREW COMMUNITY BE APART OF THE GREATEST SHOW OUT THERE, IN OUR OPINION!  LINKS IN LINKTREE – LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW

ON THIS WEEKS SHOW… Spanky’s Stack of Stuff, Dumb 911 calls from Canada, Dumb Criminals, TIKTOK Crash, Dunkin without Donuts SEND US AN EMAIL: BEANSANDWEENIESHOW@YAHOO.COM CHECK OUT LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW TO FIND OUT WHERE TO WATCH OR LISTEN. JOIN THE BWDCREW COMMUNITY BE APART OF THE GREATEST SHOW OUT THERE, IN OUR OPINION!  LINKS IN LINKTREE – LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW

ON THIS WEEKS SHOW... NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS, IRRITATING PEOPLE, MORONS, AND IDIOTS SEND US AN EMAIL: BEANSANDWEENIESHOW@YAHOO.COM CHECK OUT LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW TO FIND OUT WHERE TO WATCH OR LISTEN. JOIN THE BWDCREW COMMUNITY BE APART OF THE GREATEST SHOW OUT THERE, IN OUR OPINION!  LINKS IN LINKTREE – LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW

MOVIES, ROCK & ROLL HOF, CATCHING UP ARE THE SUBJECTS OF THE DAY! SEND US AN EMAIL: BEANSANDWEENIESHOW@YAHOO.COM CHECK OUT LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW TO FIND OUT WHERE TO WATCH OR LISTEN. JOIN THE BWDCREW COMMUNITY BE APART OF THE GREATEST SHOW OUT THERE, IN OUR OPINION!  LINKS IN LINKTREE – LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW

The BEANS & WEENIE SHOW is DOOMED S6-E3 CLUSTER FOOKIN plus ONE ON THIS EPISODE: HOLIDAY HOOK UPS! WINTERPROOFING – WHAT TO DO, WHEN TO DO IT…. AND HOW TO DO IT? CHRISTMAS GIFT LIST  - Building the best GIFT list for the ones you love, or like, even tolerate SPECIAL GUESTS in the Studio and ONE MORE THING… JOIN US AND ESCAPE FROM REALITY! CHECK OUT OUR TWISTED COMEDY AND UNIQUE PERSPECTIVES!     SATURDAY NIGHTS 9:00PM CST      CHECK OUT LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW TO FIND OUT WHERE TO WATCH OR LISTEN. JOIN THE BWDCREW COMMUNITY BE APART OF THE GREATEST SHOW OUT THERE, IN OUR OPINION!  LINKS IN LINKTREE – LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW

The GANG’s almost all HERE!  ON THIS EPISODE: HOLIDAY STORIES – When does the Holiday Spirit hit you?     - What are your favorite Holiday Movies    - BWD brings you the Holiday Movie releases to look forward to ELECTION MADNESS – Celebrities behaving badly and other nonsense KRAZIE TOWN TRIVIA – Sponsored by WWW.KRAZIE.TOWN Be sure and visit her website! JOIN US AND ESCAPE FROM REALITY! CHECK OUT OUR TWISTED COMEDY AND UNIQUE PERSPECTIVES!     CHECK OUT LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW TO FIND OUT WHERE TO WATCH OR LISTEN. JOIN THE BWDCREW COMMUNITY BE APART OF THE GREATEST SHOW OUT THERE, IN OUR OPINION!  LINKS IN LINKTREE – LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW Join us next week for -  ONE LAST THING… WAYS TO DOMINATE THE HOLIDAY DINNER CONVERSATION THE BEST PLACE FOR HOLIDAY SEX SATURDAY NIGHTS 9:00PM CST      AND FOLLOWED BY - CLUB CODE BLUE VISIT OUR FRIEND, JESTER DOOM AT WWW.JESTERSVOICE.COM FOR ALL THINGS NEWS COMMENTARY AND BEING PREPARED!  

Welcome to Season Six Just like a Herpes Sore, the BOYS are back. PLEASE LIKE, SHARE, AND SUBSCRIBE! On this Episode:  Stories of Weird Guests people of had, speaking of the Holidays  Lap Dance Larceny  Scooter’s new song  Relationship Hacks that might work for the Holiday gatherings too  Trends that have come and gone. Do you miss them? Do you remember them?  While liberal women are swearing off contact with men, what are the conservative women doing… we have the information!  AND A WHOLE LOT MORE…  JOIN US AND ESCAPE FROM REALITY! CHECK OUT OUR TWISTED COMEDY AND UNIQUE PERSPECTIVES!     SATURDAY NIGHTS 9:00PM CST  WATCH US ON: RUMBLE: https://rumble.com/c/beansandweenieshow FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/beansandweenieshow YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/@beansandweenieshow      CHECK OUT LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW TO FIND OUT WHERE TO WATCH OR LISTEN. JOIN THE BWDCREW COMMUNITY BE APART OF THE GREATEST SHOW OUT THERE, IN OUR OPINION!  CHECK OUT OUR FRIEND, JESTER DOOM AT https://jestersvoice.com/ All links included in our Linktree page. LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW  

SUMMER LOVIN – MEMORIAL DAY HOLIDAY! ON THIS EPISODE: HEADLINES NO ONE CARES ABOUT NICKI MINAJ WAS ARRESTED INTERESTING GRADUATION NEWS X-RATED TELE TUBBIES MC-CANCER DEATHS X-RATED WHEEL OF FORTUNE PUZZLES HORNY GRANDMAS BEANS & WEENIE MEMORIAL DAY DEALS and KRAZIE TOWN IMPOSSIBLE TRIVIA JOIN US AND ESCAPE FROM REALITY! CHECK OUT OUR TWISTED COMEDY AND UNIQUE PERSPECTIVES!    SATURDAY NIGHTS 8:30PM CST     CHECK OUT LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW TO FIND OUT WHERE TO WATCH OR LISTEN. JOIN THE BWDCREW COMMUNITY BE APART OF THE GREATEST SHOW OUT THERE, IN OUR OPINION! LINKS IN LINKTREE – LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW  

S5-E24 SUMMERTIME BLUES AND WE ARE ONLY IN MAY… SPANKY, JESTER, SLIGHTLY & SCOOTER HAVE THINGS TO DISCUSS: AND MAYOR KRAZIE, J-LOW, DENALI BRETT, AND SHORTYV JOIN IN SPANKY’S ADDRESSES UPCOMING MOTHERS DAY, GRADUATIONS, AND PROTEST SEASON/ SLIGHTLY HAS THE HEADLINES WORTH READING! - GRADUATION DAY GUN PLAY - COLLEGE STUDENTS LEARN FROM TIKTOK - WHAT IS OZEMBIC BUTT? - NEW YORK NOW HAS “PIZZA RATS” SPANKY ADDRESSES THE AGE-OLD QUESTION - “THINGS YOU SHOULD NOT POST ON THE INTERNET” WHY WOULD A MORON STEAL LUXURY VIBRATORS? FIND OUT HERE ASSAULT AND BATTERY WITH A PINK DILDO… WHAT??? 😲 😲 WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO END A THREESOME? NOT THIS WAY… 😲 WHAT IS PROPER CUSTOMER ETIQUETTE LIKE THESE DAYS. WELL NOT THIS OR… WHY IS SUBWAY UNDER ATTACK? JOIN US AND ESCAPE FROM REALITY! CHECK OUT OUR TWISTED COMEDY AND UNIQUE PERSPECTIVES!    SATURDAY NIGHTS 8:30PM CST     CHECK OUT LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW TO FIND OUT WHERE TO WATCH OR LISTEN. JOIN THE BWDCREW COMMUNITY BE APART OF THE GREATEST SHOW OUT THERE, IN OUR OPINION! LINKS IN LINKTREE – LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW

JOIN US AS TAKE A TRIP DOWN MEMORY LANE, JUST FOLLOW THE BROWN ROAD! SPANKY, JESTER, SLIGHTLY & SCOOTER DISCUSS: AND MAYOR KRAZIE AND SHORTYV JOIN IN SPANKY’S WORLD TRAVELS AND LIFE SLIGHTLY HAS THE HEADLINES WORTH READING!  - 2 HOUR CONDOMS  - HAMAS/GAZA NAZIS  - “METH”ODIST REVEREND  - TRANS WOMAN WITH SMALL PENIS  - PEE STAIN JEANS, ALL THE RAGE DUMB THINGS LIBERALS DO aka LEAVE WILD ANIMALS ALONE! WHICH COUNTRY HAS THE BIGGEST BUTTS? YOU WILL BE SURPRISED SOMEHOW ORIGINAL SONGS WERE SUNG. SPANKY READS SCOOTER’S NEW BOOK – “JESTER REALLY LIKES HIS BALLS” OTHER THINGS DEFINITELY HAPPENED, WE JUST CAN’T REMEMBER. LISTEN FOR YOURSELF AND FIND OUT! JOIN US AND ESCAPE FROM REALITY! CHECK OUT OUR TWISTED COMEDY AND UNIQUE PERSPECTIVES!    SATURDAY NIGHTS 8:30PM CST     CHECK OUT LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW TO FIND OUT WHERE TO WATCH OR LISTEN. JOIN THE BWDCREW COMMUNITY BE APART OF THE GREATEST SHOW OUT THERE, IN OUR OPINION! LINKS IN LINKTREE – LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW

S5-E21 MARCH IS SO OVER, LET’S MOVE ON… JOIN US AS WE TAKE A TRIP DOWN MEMORY LANE, JUST FOLLOW THE BROWN BRICK ROAD! SPANKY & SCOOTER DISCUSS: MEMORIES OF MARCH SPANKY’S NEW GRANDDAUGHTER… WELCOME OCTAVIA NICOLE OUR DEAR FRIEND, KYLIE’S IMPENDING VISIT TO THE “LOVE SHACK” OUR MAMMOTH FRIEND TUDDLES AND HIS PET SNAKE! A UNIQUE LETTER TO DEAR ABBY – IS SHE STILL AROUND? REALLY BAD PARENTS or HOW NOT TO THROW A CHILDS PARTY CAPITALISM FROM THE UNDERBELLY or DON’T STEAL MY ADULT TOY IDEA WE ARE HAPPY TO BE JOINED BY TUDDLES, AMBER MAY, KYLIE, GEORGE AND OF COURSE THE REST OF THE BWD CREW! JOIN US AND ESCAPE FROM REALITY! CHECK OUT OUR TWISTED COMEDY AND UNIQUE PERSPECTIVES!    SATURDAY NIGHTS 8:30PM CST     CHECK OUT LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW TO FIND OUT WHERE TO WATCH OR LISTEN. JOIN THE BWDCREW COMMUNITY BE APART OF THE GREATEST SHOW OUT THERE, IN OUR OPINION! LINKS IN LINKTREE – LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW

S5-E20 A “TODGER” BY ANY OTHER NAME IS… JOIN US AS WE PLAY “BWD AGAINST THE WORLD”, ALWAYS FUN! SPANKY, JESTER, JAMES, & SCOOTER DISCUSS: BIZARRE CASE OF MAN IMPALED BY HORSE… TO DEATH BRITAINS OBSESSION WITH GIGANTIC TODGERS THINGS FOUND IN A PERSONS ANUS FOR $200 ALEX WHICH STATES ARE THE MOST PRUDE… WHO IS NUMBER ONE? BWD CREW MAKES A LOVE CONNECTION WITH A COUPLE… MAYBE. THANK YOU TO TUDDLES AND CRASH FOR JOINING THE CREW THIS EVENING! JOIN US AND ESCAPE FROM REALITY! CHECK OUT OUR TWISTED COMEDY AND UNIQUE PERSPECTIVES!    SATURDAY NIGHTS 8:30PM CST     CHECK OUT LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW TO FIND OUT WHERE TO WATCH OR LISTEN. JOIN THE BWDCREW COMMUNITY BE APART OF THE GREATEST SHOW OUT THERE, IN OUR OPINION! LINKS IN LINKTREE – LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW  

S5-E19 THE SHOW THAT ALMOST WASN’T… ON THE BWD TONIGHT: SPECIAL GUESTS – EL CARPE FROM LOW STANDARDS AND POURS AND SILVER STATE QUEEN CHELS! CELEBRATE ST PATRICK’S DAY – WE ARE GREEN WITH WEIRD STUFF SPRING BREAK MAYHEM, CANNIBAL PARTIES AND MORE WEIRD STUFF DOUBLE STANDARDS, WHAT ARE THEY? WHERE ARE THEY? WHY ARE THEY? THE WORLD HAS THEM AND WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THEM FIND OUT WHY SHOPPING AT SAFEWAY MIGHT BE MORE DISGUSTING THAN YOU THINK… FOLLOW-UP TO THE STORY ABOUT “DEEZ NUTZ”, WE FOUND OUT WHERE IT ALL STARTED. JOIN US AND ESCAPE FROM REALITY! CHECK OUT OUR TWISTED COMEDY AND UNIQUE PERSPECTIVES!    SATURDAY NIGHTS 8:30PM CST     CHECK OUT LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW TO FIND OUT WHERE TO WATCH OR LISTEN. JOIN THE BWDCREW COMMUNITY BE APART OF THE GREATEST SHOW OUT THERE, IN OUR OPINION! LINKS IN LINKTREE – LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW