Claim Ownership
Boozy's Legal Funhouse
Boozy's Legal FunhouseSubscribed: 36Played: 577
Subscribe
© 2025 Boozy's Legal Funhouse
Description
Boozy, a Philadelphia area attorney and comedian, sits down every two weeks with his performing partner and certified Legal Layman, Alkali, for a discussion of legal news and an explanation of how legal principles are truly messed up. Every other week the pair look at an actual legal case, current or historical, in a lighthearted and profane manner as Boozy tries to get Alkali to understand the law really can be made up as one goes along.
51 Episodes
Reverse
Send us a text Join Boozy and the Certified Legal Layman, Alkali, as they record another live episode of Boozy's Legal Funhouse. This time, at Anthrocon 2025, the pair discuss the Pennsylvania case of Friends of Danny DeVito v. Wolf, wherein a conservative politician capitalizing on a liberal actor's name attempted to overturn the Governor's orders relating to the COVID-19 lockdowns in the Commonwealth by grossly misunderstanding the nature of police powers, statutory interpretation, Due Proc...
Send us a text Join Boozy and a panel of folks, including Draggor and Iggy as well as a sock puppet pretending to be Alkali, for an episode of Boozy's Legal Funhouse recorded live at AnthrOhio 2025 in Columbus, Ohio. With Alkali off in Vegas, Boozy reached into the bag of "let's get political" to discuss the concept of birthright citizenship and how the Supreme Court has held for over a century that the only actually constitutionally protected form of citizenship is the one you gain fro...
Send us a text Join Boozy and the Certified Legal Layman, Alkali, as they appear live again to record another episode of the Legal Funhouse at Motor City Furry Convention's 2025 event in Ypsilanti, Michigan. This time the two discuss the intersection of First Amendment rights, levels of review used in constitutional challenges, and engaging in oral sex through walls as they review the cases and statutes that led the Keystone State of Pennsylvania to outlaw gloryholes specifically. Because Boo...
Send us a text Join Boozy and the Certified Legal Layman, Alkali, as they once again take the show on the road to Furthemore 2025 in another live recording. In this episode the pair discuss the concept of the Public Trust Doctrine and what that means when two people from New Jersey have their beachfront home subjected to the traffic of lowly peons as North Carolina courts answer the question of whether they can own, in the words of Disney's Pocahontas, whatever land they land on in Nies ...
Send us a text Join Boozy and his Certified Legal Layman, Alkali, as they appear live to record at Fursquared 2025. Joining in the haunted masquerade, the duo discuss a case of spirits with a particular interest in the distribution of a nice old lady's estate and her family's desire to get a piece of the money. Also featured - The military fired its lawyers, we may be screwed. Legal Funhouse Theme by Status Ferret. Check out his stuff here! Support the show Support Boozy and the show ov...
Send us a text Join Boozy and the Certified Legal Layman, Alkali, joined by special guest Buddy Goodboy - an actual honest to god research attorney - for another holiday episode with three Santas of increasing horrendous nature to ring in another year! Recorded while Boozy was recovering from surgery and high on painkillers, and sounding like it was recorded in a bathroom because the host couldn't move, this episode covers stolen Santas, flaming Santas, and helicopter blades hitting chi...
Send us a text Join Boozy and the certified legal layman, Alkali, as they both return from a long and unplanned hiatus just in time for that holiday where everyone gorges themselves on turkey. It's time to give thanks for three turkey day themed lawsuits surrounding the theories of negligence as they involve eating human remains, trains, and relatives you really don't want to invite to dinner! WARNING: This episode will contain discussions of murder, mental illness, and turkey....
Send us a text Join Boozy and Alkali as we discuss how a long running feud of two founding fathers constantly trying to piss off the other one led to the concept of judicial review and the creation of a court that has daily reminded the American public they are essentially black-robed gods as we discuss the case of Marbury v. Madison live at Anthrocon 2024 in Pittsburgh! HUGE shoutout this episode to Silvergatomon, who saved the day by providing us with a clean copy of the audio when Boozy's...
Send us a text Join Boozy and the Certified Legal Layman, Alkali for a supersized episode of high sea slaughter as they discuss the criminal defense of necessity and whether the law of the sea or the law of the land controls cases where a cabin boy looks like a leg of lamb. Also in this episode, a brief discussion of what the hell the two have been up to, Alkali promotes his new Twitch event, and judges have hot mic moments in murder trials. Case Materials can be found on the Legal Funhouse ...
Send us a text Join Boozy and the Certified Legal Layman, Alkali, as they record another show on the road at Motor City Furry Con 2024 in beautiful Ypsilanti, Michigan before a live audience! This time they're discussing pregnant cows, material mistakes, sticking it to banks, and that time Jesus tried to pull a gun on his lawyer as they go over the case of Sherwood v. Walker! Materials covered in this episode, including the cases discussed, can be found over on the Patreon post here!&n...
Send us a text Join Boozy and his Certified Legal Layman live at Furthemore 2024 in beautiful Crystal City, Virginia as they discuss statutory interpretation when it comes to how vague a criminal law must be before it's actually invalid! Featuring DUIs, multiple abortions, failures to properly preserve issues for appeal, and the worst cut and paste error in the history of law! Supporting Documents and Cases HERE. Legal Funhouse Theme by Status Ferret. Check out his stuff here! Support ...
Send us a text Join Boozy and the Certified Legal Layman, Alkali, for this episode recorded in front of a live audience in Milwaukee as they discuss the case of Lavinia Goodell, the first female lawyer admitted to practice in front of the Wisconsin Supreme Court, and how it took two lawsuits and re-writing the law itself to make the court agree with her. Notes for this episode available on the Patreon HERE Legal Funhouse Theme by Status Ferret. Check out his stuff here! Support the show Supp...
Send us a text Join your Ho-Ho-Host the Boozy Badger and his Certified Legal Layman, Alkali, for this festive special episode of Boozy's Legal Funhouse. Last year we examined a case with two Santas, so ow could we possibly top that? HOW ABOUT ANOTHER SANTA! This year it's a Tale of Three Santas as we examine name change petitions and that time Santa got arrested for motor vehicle code infractions! Links to Cases: In re Name Change of Handley In re the Matter of the Application ...
Send us a text Join Boozy and his Certified Legal Layman, Alkali, as they discuss that slapfighting lawyers, that time a shirt incriminated a guy, the limits of unlocking your cellphone, and the protections of the Fifth Amendment and when they don't apply in this episode of Boozy's Legal Funhouse! Legal Funhouse Theme by Status Ferret. Check out his stuff here! Support the show Support Boozy and the show over on Patreon, Kofi, or maybe watch him at Twitch. You can read his writings and get up...
1Send us a text Join Boozy and his Certified Legal Layman, Alkali, as they finally return after a long hiatus of dealing with personal problems and houseguests for an episode of Boozy's Legal Funhouse where they discuss a case out of Illinois about the limits of free speech, spiteful neighbors, and qualified immunity on this episode of Boozy's Legal Funhouse! Legal Funhouse Theme by Status Ferret. Check out his stuff here! Support the show Support Boozy and the show over on Patreon, Kofi, or m...
Send us a text Join Boozy and the Certified Legal Layman, Alkali, for a discussion of cases where the government decided to seize someone's animals - or animal shaped things - based on a reading of the law that ended up being somewhat incorrect. In this episode the pair look at how the placement of a word, or the definition of a term, can greatly impact the application of the law it creates in Episode 36 - Foxes and Cockses Legal Funhouse Theme by Status Ferret. Check out his stuff here...
Send us a text Join Boozy and his certified legal layman, Alkali, for a discussion of Sovereign Immunity and why you can't sue the government even when the coroner completely messes up their job in this special recording made LIVE at Anthrocon 2023! Legal Funhouse Theme by Status Ferret. Check out his stuff here! Support the show Support Boozy and the show over on Patreon, Kofi, or maybe watch him at Twitch. You can read his writings and get updates about performances, releases, bonus materia...
Send us a text Join Boozy and his Certified Legal Layman, Alkali, for a special episode for Pride Month. What happens when a jilted lover calls the cops on two men having private relations in an apartment? The Supreme Court of the United States decides whether or not the state can make consensual gay sex illegal! Join us for a discussion of how the right to be amorous evolved from condoms in Connecticut to bedroom misdemeanors in Texas on Boozy's Legal Funhouse- Constitutional Sodomy. ...
Send us a text Join Boozy, the lawyer, and Alkali, the Certified Legal Layman, for a discussion of jurisdiction, civil procedure, and an exploration of the background of one of the seminal cases on the subject taught to every new lawyer. In law school every fetal attorney learns the case of Pennoyer v. Neff to discuss the topic of the types of jurisdiction and how the courts gain power over the parties. But they don't teach you about the assumed names, land fraud, politics, and persona...
Send us a text Join Boozy and the Certified Legal Layman, Alkali, for a discussion of what happens when a state decides not to wait for extradition of a fugitive and instead takes matters into its own hands in the discussion of the 1888 Supreme Court case, Mahon v. Justice, which is simply the best name ever for this situation. Also, a discussion of resigning prosecutors and civilly liable presidents! Legal Funhouse Theme by Status Ferret. Check out his stuff here! Support the show S...
Download from Google Play
Download from App Store
United States
Great show! But can I pay you a dollar and have you call me your lawyer?