Planet Dirtbag

We’re back with Andy Manuel as our Third Mic. The gals give a life update, talk about boyfriends, and once again reiterate the importance of Pre-Gaming. We read Andy’s birth chart and talk astrology, of course. The babes weigh in on In The Heights. We also talk about Palestine and the violently occupied Palestinian land known as israel.  Below are organizations that you can donate to, learn from, or organize with, such as BDS, a Palestinian-led organization working towards justice, equality, and human rights for Palestinians.  https://bdsmovement.net/get-involved/join-a-bds-campaign?country=United+States https://humanappeal.org.uk/appeals/gaza-emergency-appeal https://imeu.funraise.org https://uscpr.org

No one’s really sober this episode. The Dirtbags are joined by Kitty as our third mic. An episode weeks in the making, as Mercury Retrograde had the audio files in a deadlock. We talk about Gemini's, Gemini Archetype, Relationships, Attachment Styles, Exes, If It’s okay to keep in contact with Exes, and Dating. We also talk about Demi Lovato, Pronouns, Gender Identity, Pride, and there’s some patreon exclusives stuff that had to be cut from this episode. Basically, Gemini season is in full swing. if you can’t embrace a little duality and fun, that’s on u. Gemini' is a reminder to keep on partying even when the world is ending.  Featuring this weeks theme's song by Gemini Artist: Competition - Azealia Banks  Too Many People - Paul Mccartney

The gals meet up over 3 time zones to present: The High Vibe Hustler. Ginger is a dancer from Australia, a Reiki practitioner, NLP and hypnosis certified, and our latest guest. The girls ask Ginger about Dancing, Sex work, Whorephobia, Reiki, NLP, energy, and a whole lot more. Hannah mentions her Australia Is Fake conspiracy twitter account she’s had for three years. The dirtbags give a little birth chart reading, as well. Follow: Ginger Zephyr Website Instagram Podcast More Resources Featuring Songs curated by Ginger Zephyr: Money Bag - Cardi B Fly - Maddie & Tae

Planet Dirtbag welcomes @Blackwomencry AKA  Astrologer Six to our orbit for a very special episode. The girls ask about her astrological origin story, her current work, and more. We talk about the origin of the username Blackwomencry, as well as finding out more about an iconic Sagittarius. The girls talk BDSM test results, mars signs, compatibility, current interests, as well as a unique look into an astrologer’s standard of practice. Basically, listen to the episode and hear her shine, a description can only do so much. Follow: Six The Astrologer Instagram TikTok Youtube Website Featuring this week's theme songs curated by Six the Astrologer: Archangel - Burial Belas - Eevee

The dirtbags are back with another Q&A episode! Our listeners have asked and we have responded. The girls give some tarot readings, astrological analysis, compatibility talks, predictions, advice, and opinions. We also get nosy about our own lives, and give the listeners some rare insight with readings by the hosts for the hosts.  Featuring this week's theme song: Veneno Pa Tu Piel by Christina la Veneno Because I’m Me by The Avalanches 

TW: Police Brutality, Violence, ED The dirtbags are back! Ready to share their thoughts on the Taurus Archetype, Taurus in the chart, and even more opinions about the Taurus Energy. We discuss Derek Chauvin’s Trial, Nancy Pelosi, Police Brutality, and Abolition. The dolls are also once again asked by the cosmos to talk about Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker, Kim and Kanye, and Demi Lovato. The girls also talk about Thriftcon and the gentrification of thrifting. Featuring talks about New York City, MTA, Rudy Giuliani, Club Kids, Party Monster, James St James, Melancholia, and just two friends talking about life.  Featuring this weeks' Taurus celebrity theme songs: Believe (Dj Delo & Mikypalma Remix) - Cher The Fear - Lily Allen

On a very gnarly episode we are joined by Aliza Kelly: resident astrologer at Cosmopolitan magazine, Podcast Host, and author of The Mixology of Astrology: Cosmic Cocktails for Every Sign, & Staring You: A Guided Journey Through Astrology. On this week's episode we talk with Aliza about her origins with astrology, her upcoming book “This is Your Destiny”, Magick, The Occult, Social Media, Constellation Club, Mental Health, Spirituality, Mythos, The Art of Podcasting, Personas, Venus, Horoscopes, Outer Planets and more.  Follow: Aliza Kelly  Instagram / Twitter / Podcast Mixology of Astrology  Staring You  This is Your Destiny Follow: The Podcast  Patreon  @Gnarlyastrology @wholeasshotdugbun Featuring this week's theme songs curated by Aliza Kelly: Mother of Earth by Gun Club Cherry Colored Funk by Cocteau Twins

TW// Suicide, Self Harm, Gun Violence: In this week’s episode the Dirtbags talk about the Towhid Massacre, Gun Reform, and Bowling for Columbine. Tiktok, and trauma dumping? The Dolls talk James Charles, Alan Moore, and also Tony Hawk living in San Diego but he has yet to meet Hannah. Quantum Physics Freaks get a shoutout this week because we talk about Subatomic Particles and Magick. Air Venuses get a little attention, but the New Moon steals the show. As there is new evidence relating Science with Astrology.  This Week’s Theme Songs:  theme/theme2 - ELWD  Across The Universe - Fiona Apple Follow: @gnarlyastrology @wholeasshotdogbun

The dirtbags celebrate Easter by talking about Religion, Lil Nas X, Chet Hanks, Zizek, Lena Dunham, the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation, The Rothschild, Megan Thee Stallion, and White Boy Summer. Also is... Kourtney Kardashian’s boyfriend turning her emo? We also try to find out what the hell a "tornado blowjob" is? Mercury is transiting Aries and everyone will be feeling reckless with their words, stay tuned for astro weather update. Featuring this week's theme song: Diva by After School He Can Only Hold Her by Amy Winehouse

On a very special interview episode we are joined by Annabel Gat, senior astrologer at Vice, author of The Astrology of Love & Sex, witch, and occult expert. Stay tuned as we get into who Annabel Gat is, Astrology, Moon, Neptune, Venus, Childhood, Ferngully, Dreams, Loch Ness Monster,  Astrological Scents, Candles, Perfumes, Saturn Return,  Love, Horoscopes, Soul Mates, Astrological Compatibility, Astrological aspects, Conjunctions, Misconceptions of Astrology, Friendship Compatibility, If you are more your Sun/Moon/Rising sign, New Moon in Pisces, Venus/Neptune conjunction, Supernatural experiences, Magick, Magick organizations, Anne Ortelee, and the Point Of Living.   Don't forget to follow Annabel Gat:  Instagram / Twitter /Patreon  Check out Annabel's Beginners Astrology Course The Astrology of Love & Sex  Support the Pod: Follow our Instagram  Check out our Patreon  Todays theme featuring songs curated by Annabel:  Ballad Of Jim Jones · The Brian Jonestown Massacre  Atomic - Blondie

The girls talk about El Chapo (with some astro insights), El Chapo’s wife, El Chapo’s hot son, Whorephobia, the far-reaching implications of discrimination against sex-workers, Megan Thee Stallion’s recent photoshoot, Kendall Jenner's Tequila brand. Plus we give the listeners some Full Moon in Virgo insight.  *notice* As we head into the New Moon in Pisces, it is time to start eliminating things and cleansing your environment in order to welcome in a new cycle. Featuring: Vogue by Madonna The Underdog by Spoon

2-18-21: Planet Dirtbag celebrates Pisces season! We talk about the Pisces archetype, we let you know what Pisces season has in stores for each (rising/sun) signs, so happy birthday you fishy bitches <3. The dolls talk about Sherry Pie, objectivity in media, porn preferences, Gen-Z gay porn fetishization, weird complexities about porn, Hunter Biden fucking his dead brother’s ex wife, and Trump’s bullshit impeachment trial. Featuring iconic Pisces artists: OnTheWay! By Earl Sweatshirt   Si Veo a Tu Mamá by Bad Bunny

2-12-21: The dirtbag dolls are back and in our most Gen-Z episode yet. We talk about some of our favorite Earth media and lifestyle influencers like: Astrolocherry, Jake Gyllenhaal, Tim Robinson, Midnight Gospel, Annabel Gat, Azealia Banks, etc. The dirtbags weigh in Vanilla shaming, #Freaktok, Framing Britney doc, and #FreeBritney movement. Featuring Womanizer and Work Bitch by Britney Spears.

1/30/2021: The dirtbags are back and this time they’re questioning if crystals are bullshit, explaining mercury retrograde, and giving 7th house tea. Planet Dirtbag officially welcomes and hails Jojo Siwa as the new Supreme. Alby and Hannah talk about their plans to be the witchy spouses to c*pitalists. The gals give their takes on the Bernie memes and coming out (or just being gay seeming and not having to). Featuring: Queen Bitch -David Bowie Oblivion by - Grimes